90210 s05e11 Episode Script

We're Not Not in Kansas Anymore

Previously on 90210 Embryos are legally considered property.
I'm prepared to file a motion to court to keep the embryos frozen indefinitely, - or to have them destroyed.
- You can't do that! You just watch me.
Dr Sukaly, I want to let you know that I got my donor's signature giving up his paternal rights.
giving up his paternal rights.
Adrianna was was so worried this morning when she saw Vanessa, she told me everything.
Stop pretending you don't know she's back.
You were on your way to meet her.
I can't let you do that.
Annie? We're getting you the hell out of here.
I would have done anything for you, but if you won't let met, - you leave me no other choice.
- No! Hey! How is Annie? She's stable, but there's still some internal bleeding, so they're prepping her for surgery.
Dixon's in there with her now.
I'm sorry, but how the hell did this happen? Ashley somehow thought that I was getting back together with Vanessa, so she kidnapped me.
And Annie and Vanessa tried to rescue me, and Annie got caught in the crossfire.
- Oh, my God.
- Wait.
Vanessa? I thought she was out of your life for good.
She will be now.
She's going to jail.
But Annie's gonna be okay? Yeah.
I'm gonna check on Annie.
Hello, Reykjavik Garden Hotel.
Hi, I need to speak to one of your guests, Max Miller.
It's urgent.
One of his friends had an emergency.
I'm sorry.
Miller never checked in.
What? No, he left here yesterday.
He would definitely be there by now.
Unless something happened with his flight.
It looks like he canceled his reservation, ma'am.
Is everything okay? What's going on? I think Max lied to me.
How is she? Annie has to have surgery, but the doctors think she's gonna be okay.
Oh, thank God.
I know.
It's such a relief.
Especially 'cause I feel like this whole thing is partly my fault.
What are you talking about? I was the one that told Ashley that Vanessa was back.
You did what? Dixon, I am so sorry.
Okay, I had no idea Ade, my sister could've been killed! - I was just trying to help.
- Well, you didn't, okay? And you're definitely not helping now.
Then I'll go.
Look, man, hey, I know you're upset, but that that wasn't fair, all right? We're just trying to be here for you.
Well, maybe stop trying so hard, okay? I'll be fine by myself.
So I guess we're not even talking now? Teddy, I'm sorry.
I would never have involved your Uncle Charles if I thought he was gonna try to hold the embryos hostage.
So basically you're sorry because it didn't turn out - the way you wanted.
- No.
I was desperate.
Just trying to protect myself.
Yeah, well, you've always been pretty good at that, haven't you? Annie, I don't even know what to say.
I can never make this up to you.
What are you talking about? This whole thing.
It's completely my fault.
I guess you can always count on me to trust the wrong people.
- Ashley, Vanessa.
- Liam, you met Vanessa because of me, remember? You were rushing to save me from Patrick, and she hit you with her car.
- Annie, that's crazy.
- It's time to get her into the O.
I just think maybe you'd be better off if you hadn't met me in the first place.
Annie, can you hear me? Jason? What are you doing here? I drove down here as soon as I heard what happened.
You heard? About the shooting? Why would anybody call my high school boyfriend? Annie, I think you're a little disoriented.
You got hit on the head when you collided with one of the flying monkeys.
Okay, this has got to be a dream.
It's not.
It's theater.
What's going on? Where am I? You're in the Wichita playhouse.
But I live in Beverly hills.
Oh, sweetheart.
You've always lived in Kansas.
How are you feeling? I'm still a bit confused.
The doctor said you might have some temporary memory loss, but if you want, it's safe to go to sleep.
Sleep sounds good.
I love you, Annie.
Uh, yeah, me, too? How's my little invalid? Still here.
I would hope so.
So, you think you're still up for a meeting with the caterer today or should we cancel? Caterer? Oh, my God.
We're getting married.
It's kind of freaky, right? I can't believe it's in less than a week.
- Something wrong? - Uh I guess I'm just having one of those moments where I'm seeing my life from the outside in.
Maybe Dixon will understand what I'm talking about.
Why don't I have a number for Dixon? None of us do.
Why not? Where is he? Uh, I guess your memory isn't totally back yet.
Dixon's in L.
He moved away from here as soon as he turned 18.
And we just have no contact with him? That's insane.
Look, I know you keep hoping to make it better, but What happened? He wanted to move to California.
You wanted to stay here.
He had some big falling out with your family that you've never wanted to talk about, and you haven't been able to get a hold of him since.
Oh, my God.
I have to go find him.
A Annie, I think it's probably best if you just get some more rest.
At least until you get back to your normal self.
Jason, getting married without Dixon here would be the part that isn't normal.
I need to find him.
This is the last address we have for him.
I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
Wait, this is Dixon's address? Hello? Is anybody here? Hello! Entrez.
Oh, my God.
I am so happy to see you.
And I am thrilled to see you, too.
I like to start everyone off in the living room.
Stunning, don't you think? It also opens to the outdoor courtyard, which is perfect for indoor-outdoor entertaining.
That is, if you do entertain.
If you don't like to entertain, it's totally fine, too, because it can be as quiet as an ashram.
So you don't live here? I can see why you think that I would.
I put off a certain high-end vibe, but sadly, no.
I'm handling the open house.
Naomi Clark.
Hopkirk Real Estate.
Annie Wilson.
Half-house cat, half-tiger.
Yes, for Dixon.
Yes, that Dixon.
- Money's no object.
- Navid? Oh, my God! Dixon! You actually do live here! Yeah.
It's me.
Hey, she's pretty cute.
I want her out of here.
Yeah, she's disgusting.
I'm on it.
All right, open house is over.
Oh, of course, my apologies.
But I have to talk to Dixon.
Yeah, write him a fan letter.
See ya.
I can't believe this.
I came all the way from Kansas and he wouldn't even look at me.
And, what, he's some kind of celebrity rap artist or something? Well, if you ask me, dating Adrianna Tate-Duncan really put him on the map.
So, wait, Adrianna's famous, too? Um, you could say that.
I went to high school with her.
She got discovered playing the lead in some musical.
Spring Awakening.
Because I wasn't there to replace her as the lead.
What? Nothing.
Oh, honey.
I'm gonna buy you a smoothie.
Come on.
Have you ever had a smoothie? Do they have them in Kansas? I kicked 'em out! Wa-kow! Hey.
That girl seemed like she knew you or something.
- Um yeah.
Yeah, you know, I'm used to it.
- Oh.
Everybody just wants a piece.
Just like Crazianna, who won't stop texting me.
Ade doesn't want a piece of you.
You had a relationship.
She's going through a rough spot right now.
And I'm not? Here you go, baby.
You know how much pressure's on me right now to deliver? If this album isn't n°1, this could be it for me, man.
You are under a lot of pressure.
I I get it.
And I can't have Ade's raggedy ass around me right now.
- Not with the album about to drop.
- Hey.
Hey, you just used to care about her, man.
Whose friend do you want to be? Huh? Hers? You can be my guest, all right? - You two can go, uh, trash hotel rooms together.
- No, no, no.
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, I want I want to be your friend.
We are friends, right? I need to be super-careful about my image right now.
I can't have anybody mess it up.
Okay, look.
I know that somebody leaked this video to you, but I'm begging you, please don't release it to your gossip blog.
You mean, don't do my job? Look, this movie that I'm doing, they had me sign this contract that I'd be sober until the end of it.
Oh, what, you don't think you look sober in this? Lift up I can't get Help me get this over my head.
Silver, this is my last shot for a comeback.
I am one big story away from getting my own gossip show on TV.
It's gonna make TMZ look like Sesame Street.
So if you really don't want me to release this find me something bigger.
Okay, well, I don't know what I could even do I'm feeling really generous today.
You got 12 hours until this goes viral.
Happy digging, Adrianna.
I just have to turn in an assignment.
Oh, I'm glad you still go to CU.
I mean I didn't know if you would have time, what with your job and all.
Oh, well.
I'm taking extension school classes.
I have big plans.
That's great.
What are you majoring in? In finding a husband.
That's why I'm taking business classes.
I plan on maximizing their earning potential.
Ooh Oh What can I say? I was destined to be rich.
I used to be.
You know.
Yeah, I I, uh, figured.
What happened? Long story short? My sociopathic sister conned me out of my entire trust fund, and she didn't quit until she had every single cent.
But didn't any of your friends go out of their way to expose what a liar she was? I don't think any of them knew.
And Ethan, my boyfriend at the time, was too busy cheating on me to notice.
But I'm over it now.
I really am.
I actually have my sights set on the biggest catch on campus.
I never thought he would be the biggest anything on campus.
Not him.
His friend.
Teddy? Teddy Montgomery is the guy that you're after? - You know him? - Uh, I guess not.
But, um, his dad's a really famous movie star, right? Yeah.
And he's, like, the next Andy Roddick.
Play it cool.
He's coming over here.
You talking about me again, Naomi? Your ears must be playing tricks on you, Teddy.
Oh, come on.
You know you want me.
This guy bothering you? You know, he really can't be trusted around pretty girls.
Anyway, you two are cordially invited to a club opening tonight.
Oh, wow.
Is this your bar? No, I I'm in college.
What would I be doing owning a bar? Liam's stepfather is a very prominent plastic surgeon.
Stepfather? So, him and your mom are, like, together and Married? Yeah, that's usually the origin of stepdads.
Ty? Apparently, my reputation precedes me.
I'm sorry.
We haven't met before, have we? Think I would have remembered.
Uh, no, no.
I'm I'm new in town, but don't go firing up the private plane just yet.
Uh, I mean, assuming you have one.
Well, the tennis coach is waiting for me.
Naomi, see you at the club tonight? Maybe you will.
Maybe you won't.
This is perfect.
It's great.
But I really need to focus on getting through to Dixon.
Well, that's what you're doing.
The club Liam just invited us to, Dixon's a part owner.
I'm sure he'll be there.
Oh, my God.
This is kind of perfect.
And since I just decided that I like you, I'm going to take you shopping.
So, how's it going on getting that money you owe me? I'm working on it.
Hey, I get a dollar for every person who shows up at the club tonight with one of these.
What is that, like $100 Max? You owe me a whole lot more than that.
Just ask your stepdad for the money.
I can't.
If he finds out I was betting on sports, he's going to yank me out of school and send me packing.
Okay, fine.
I might have another solution for you.
I've been talking to that Navid Shirazi guy.
You know that dork from high school? He's Dixon's lapdog now, and he's looking to score some oxy for Dixon.
You have access to some.
Your stepdad.
Wait, like, his medical practice? Plastic surgery? Come on, the guy must be swimming in that stuff.
Just sneak a little bit and bring it to the club tonight.
I don't know, man selling drugs? It's just Navid.
But hey, if you got a better way to get me this money.
I thought you said we were going shopping.
We are.
I've already preselected all the options from the best stores.
Just don't spill anything tonight.
I have to return them.
As for me, I need something that says "marriage material" but not "mother of the bride.
" Ooh, hey.
Here, try this one.
So, uh, you really think Teddy's the one for you.
I know he's slept with every good-looking girl from here to pomona, but I am carefully differentiating myself.
I'm going to be aloof and make him chase me until I have a ring on my finger.
Sounds like a foolproof plan.
I mean, all men are different, of course, which is why I think it is great that you are going on the aggressive with Dixon.
Otherwise, he might not notice you.
No offense.
Naomi, I am not trying to hit on Dixon.
- He's my brother.
- Yeah, I know.
I can see the resemblance.
My adopted brother.
He was estranged from my family, and I just I really need to talk to him.
You believe me, right? I believe you look amazing.
And whatever it is that you want tonight, you need to go for it.
So do I.
Hey, I think I lined up something fun for us later.
You know what, maybe not tonight, all right? Yeah, you know, I've been hearing a lot of, uh, cops have been doing undercover busts on clubs.
Hey, I'm on it.
Well, I mean, I'm on being off of it.
Hey, no worries, man.
You got this.
Your new track's going to kill them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Westside, represent.
See, I hustled my way up.
You think you had it hard? You ain't seen nothing.
Everybody wanna freestyle ain't nobody get a free ride you can't hide from the hard times nah, nah, this ain't no five-and-dime came away from the streets south my daddy doing life, ain't got parole my brother he be thugging in the San Jo and I know, rearview, I got to go Okay, I got the stuff.
Can we just find Shirazi and go? Just hold off for a minute, okay? These things are all about timing.
Somebody told me a rumor about you.
Spence Montgomery's son has never had an actual girlfriend.
Could he be trying to hide something? What? I'm not trying to hide anything.
I just like to play the field.
That's all.
I've been that way ever since we were in high school.
Have you ever heard the term, "confirmed bachelor"? It was historically used as code for "gay.
" So maybe that's what your player lifestyle is actually telling us.
Sounds like somebody forgot to take their crazy pills this morning.
Wow, did that comeback just come to you just then? Man, and I thought all jocks were dumb.
Follow my lead.
I'll get us in.
Baby, get up, get out get down to the grind.
How do you walk in these things? Those are actually for, um, role-play activities.
They're the only ones I have in your size.
Um, we were invited.
Yeah, so were all these other people.
Move to the back of the line.
Wait your turn.
We are never getting in.
Oh, oh.
Maybe we'll get in after all.
Okay, relax, relax.
I'm wearing underwear.
I think.
It's Naomi.
We used to be best friends, you know, before you became a big movie star.
Oh, hey, Naomi.
Do you have a breath mint? 'Cause I think I just puked a little.
Oh, um, yeah.
Hold on.
Um, listen, we were kind of wondering if you could maybe help us get in.
Annie here needs to talk to Dixon.
Why? You a groupie or something? No.
I'm his sister.
Sure you are, and I'm his Uncle.
My parents adopted Dixon when we were eight.
Sweetie, I've been dating Dixon for, like, a year and a half on and off, and he's never said anything about being adopted or having a sister.
Why does nobody believe me? - Well - Here.
Look at this.
Dixon really does have a white sister from Kansas.
Can I borrow this for a second? Yeah, if, uh, you can get us into the club.
Of course.
Dixon's right there.
You know how you said you wanted a bigger story? I think I just found one.
Excuse me.
I just have to I know you know me, even if nobody else here does.
What are you even doing here? I still don't understand what happened.
You happened, Annie.
You always get everything you want.
- I don't think that's true.
- But that's how I felt, all right? Look, we, we put off moving because you were the lead in the school musical, and then you got Les Mis, and that was it Kansas forever.
But, I mean, we must have decided as a family.
Yeah, but my vote counted less.
But it's fine, okay.
I'm good with it.
I I made my peace with it.
Just like I told you when I left, I don't care 'cause you're not my real family.
That isn't true.
What, did you finally get beat out of a big part of something? Is that why you came here crying to me? What? No, I told you, I came to find you and make sure that you were okay.
Look, I'm not gonna say it again, Annie.
Okay, go home.
Nobody wants you here.
Oh, hello.
I almost forgot you said you were going to be here.
You know, I got to tell you, there are a lot of hot ladies in here tonight, but you you're the top one percent.
Thank you.
I tend to be a one-percenter by nature.
I feel I should tell you something, too.
I will not be sleeping with you tonight.
Really? It's just not my thing, so if that's what you're after, I suggest you try barking up another one of the hottest trees of the evening.
If you'll excuse me Uh, Na Naomi, wait.
Look I know I come off as this player, but that's not who I really am.
Oh, no? I'm honestly looking for something meaningful.
I've just been waiting to find the right girl.
There someplace iet we can go and just talk? Hey, have you seen Ty? Uh, no, sorry, man, and I'm a little busy.
Man, screw this.
Hi, I need a cab to lax.
I'm at Seventh and Oh! Sorry.
Are you okay? Uh, no, not really, not that you should care.
I mean, we don't really know each other at all.
Well, I'm not gonna just leave you there, so Are you good? Yeah.
Yeah, except, uh, my phone.
May I offer you some tea? Look, Naomi, I'm gonna be straight with you.
I know you're trying to set yourself apart by not sleeping with me.
'Cause I'm not that kind of girl.
Because you're a gold digger.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Creamer? Look, I'm not mad.
I'm into it, actually.
Naomi, will you be my girlfriend? Wait, what? Really? Yes, I will so make it worth your while.
- All right, okay, so hold on.
Hold on a minute.
- Oh, oh.
Can you be discreet? Oh, so you like things of a kinky nature, do you? Yes, I can be discreet.
'Cause the thing is I'm gay.
Huh? But you sleep with women all the time.
Yeah, as a cover, but it's not working anymore.
My family finds out, they'll disown me, plus I'll lose any chance of getting any big endorsement deals, so I need a steady girlfriend.
If you sign on, I can get you anything you ask for new car, jewelry, a better apartment.
All you have to do is act like our relationship is happy and perfect and complete when it's actually not.
Well, when I say that out loud, it sounds like a lot to ask for.
I'll do it.
You will? Hell, yeah.
- All right.
- Whoo! Yes, I know other less responsible drivers might be drinking.
I'll be careful.
I promise.
I love you.
All right, good night.
It's my dad.
He can be a little overprotective sometimes.
Yeah, uh, that must get annoying.
It used to, but then, at some point, I guess I just realized he does it 'cause he cares.
You know, like I may not actually need him to protect me anymore, but I still need him, you know.
He's my family.
Hey, uh, you want, you want a drink? - Yeah.
- Cool.
Hey, man, I got the stuff.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
The stuff you know, the thing we talked about.
Dude, we had a whole discussion - about this the other day.
- Okay, yeah, you know, we did not have a discussion, all right, and we're not going to discuss anything now.
Then, why the hell do I have a bunch of oxy on me tonight? What'd you say you're carrying? Seriously? What, are you married? Engaged apparently.
I don't know.
Everything's a little confusing for me right now.
You, you look like you're in a really good place.
Yeah, I guess.
I was gonna do something really stupid earlier, but I just got to suck it up and talk to my stepdad, hope everything works out.
My hero.
I really appreciate you sticking around to help me.
Hey, hey, hey, see, that's the guy with the drugs, not me.
I had nothing to do with it.
Well, uh, Officer, I I think this is a big mistake.
Oh, I think I understand just fine.
I knew I should have gotten out of here.
Well, oh, my God, Liam.
I'm so sorry.
This isn't right.
This isn't you.
What's this all about a few pills? Man, this would have never happened in my hood.
What, like the suburbs in Wichita? Matching sweaters what a dork.
Wait, wait, guys.
You posted it anyway? This way I get a bigger makeup trailer for my show.
I don't know why I'm even surprised.
You've been an evil bitch ever since high school.
Oh, Dixon.
"Rapper Dixon's 'street cred" is a bunch of crap.
New album guaranteed to flop.
" Oh.
Thanks, Annie.
You ruined my life again.
But God, I thought if I never moved here in the first place, I wouldn't be able to screw up any of your lives.
Well, I was wrong.
You're crazy.
Liam got arrested tonight because he stuck around to help me, and I somehow managed to send Dixon's career down the toilet.
Well, you never did anything bad to me.
I'm great.
Why? What is going on? Why are you doing that? Because I can afford to keep them now.
I just signed on to be Teddy Montgomery's new beard.
This world is completely screwed up.
I can't just go back to Kansas - and leave everything this terrible.
- What is so terrible about me being in a relationship where I can't possibly get hurt and I get a new Mercedes? It's really hard to explain, but I have a very strong sense of how things could be and should be.
When was the last time you threw a party? I don't know.
My not-so-sweet 16 party.
You should drink your tea.
Excuse me.
This came for you.
You can go, too, you know.
I mean, everybody else did soon as they found out that I'm just some dork from Kansas.
It's weird.
Now that I know you're actually uncool I kind of like you better.
So, uh, what, you didn't like me before? You were kind of a dick, man.
Yeah, you can go ahead and get that yourself.
Hey, man, thanks for bailing me out.
It wasn't exactly my idea.
Then, whose was it? She told me to give you this.
Welcome, everyone, to Annie's good-bye party.
I showed up just to make sure she leaves.
Yeah, me, too, well, even though you seem like a very nice person.
I just want to know if she's gonna drop any more bombs.
So, I am getting on a plane back to Kansas tonight, but before I go, I feel like I have to tell you guys something.
I actually know all of you really well.
You may not believe that, but it's true.
Naomi, you are supposed to be obscenely rich.
Damn straight.
And I know you think you're supposed to wind up with Teddy, but you both deserve something more, something real.
And, Silver, if somebody had been around to reach out to you, then maybe you wouldn't have stayed such a colossal bitch.
I know you're just trying to protect yourself, but you really don't have to be so alone.
Dixon, you're right.
We should have come here as a family when we were in high school.
But we didn't.
And you can't keep pushing everybody away.
You need to let people care about you.
Like Navid and Adrianna.
And me.
We have all had some really great times together.
I guess, technically speaking, we haven't, but I just see a lot of potential here, you guys.
Anyway, that's it, so, uh, enjoy the party.
Well, you always knew how to talk.
I guess I've had a lot of practice in the theater.
Dixon, I'm really sorry I messed things up for you so bad.
And I'm especially sorry that going after my dreams kept you from going after yours.
Well, I guess my dreams weren't, uh, meant to go that way.
Welcome to the fallen stars club.
There aren't a lot of perks here.
Initiation sucks.
You know, the whole arrangement thing I think maybe it's not such a good idea.
Yeah, probably not.
Excuse me.
I'm looking for Naomi Clark? That's me.
Um, I'm Max Miller.
Someone called and recommended that I meet with you.
I'm looking to buy some property, and I hear you're the best in the business.
It is a buyer's market, Max Miller.
Why do I feel like I've met you before? Hey.
Look, I know you know I'm gay, so you might as well just post it on your blog, or make some stupid TV show about what a fraud I am.
There's nothing I can do to stop you.
Teddy, I'm not going to lie.
I think you should come out.
But I'm not going to be the one who outs you.
You're not? No.
I think I'm maybe going to try a different approach to my journalism from now on.
Little less evil.
I just want to be more true to who I actually am, you know? Yeah, I think I do.
Hey! Are you leaving? Let me guess.
You're going to hit the road before your stepdad has a chance to cut you off because of the arrest.
You'll sleep in your car, maybe pick up some work.
You've always been pretty good at building stuff.
Okay, seriously, what are you, like, psychic or something? Like I said, I just feel like I know you.
And I would hate to see you isolate yourself.
Whatever's going to happen with your stepdad, don't you think it would be easier with friends around? Annie! I can't believe I actually found you.
Jason, what are you doing here? I saw your picture on that horrible gossip blog.
I was worried about you.
Don't you think it's time to come home? Um, Jason, you're a really wonderful guy from what I can recall, and I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I feel like I already am home.
Looks like you're finally waking up.
Looks like you're finally waking up.
Liam? Hey.
It's good to have you back.
So let me get this straight.
In your dream, I was driving an economy car, and you didn't wake up screaming? What is wrong with you? It wasn't so bad.
The most awful part was that you were so determined to have this certain kind of life that you were willing to build it all around a lie.
Yeah, well, that's even more implausible.
I mean, I swear, it felt just as real as anything that's ever happened.
But certain things I mean, I should have known it was a dream.
Like, in what reality would Silver ever hurt her friends? I'm going to have to check her dressing now.
I'll be back.
There's something I got to take care of.
Me, too.
Hey, Navid? Hey.
About what I said earlier I'm not so fine by myself.
You don't think I knew that? Adrianna? What are you still doing here? Is Annie okay? Yeah, yeah, uh, she's she's fine.
That's that's great.
Hey, Ade? Thank you for being here.
I'm Erin Silver.
Um, I really need to get my forms back.
I made a big mistake.
Oh, actually, yes, there was a mistake.
There was a signature line left blank.
That's why we called the donor.
You forged my signature? Teddy, I mean, I can explain.
You can't.
and Mrs.
Miller? Hi.
It's Naomi.
I'm sorry to bother you so early.
I'm just wondering if you've maybe heard from Max.
You were supposed to be in Iceland.
Hey, Naomi.
So you really never left my side? How could I when I was the cause of this whole thing? I'm never going to be able to forgive myself.
Liam, listen to me.
This was not your fault.
Wasn't my fault, either.
Bad things are going to happen in our lives.
There's no way to prevent that.
But the important thing is that we go through these things together.
I'm really glad you're going to be okay.
Me I am fine.
But you what you went through I can't imagine.
Are you sure you're going to be okay? Yeah.
Hey, moron? You can't be taking up a whole space with that thing.
- Have a nice day.
- What the hell's wrong with you?