Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s10e13 Episode Script

Come Along With Me

1 [EVIL LAUGHS] [WARBLE, ZAP!] - [ROARS] - [QUACKING] "Adventure Time" Come on, grab your friends We'll go to far-off future lands With Shermy and Beth, the Pup Princess The fun will never end It's "Adventure Time" [SHERMY BEATBOXING] [BLOWING RASPBERRIES] [LAUGHS] You're doing it wrong.
Like this.
[BEATBOXING] [BLOWS RASPBERRY] Shermy, this is silly as heck.
[GRUNTS] Beatboxing is for babies.
[ROBOTIC VOICE] No, it's not.
I am a man.
I don't know about that, but you should start thinking about your future.
[GRUNTS, GROANS] [SIGHS] [NORMAL VOICE] What about you, Princess Zip? What are your goals? [WHISTLING] [SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE] Ha! Princess Zip's got a one track mind! [RUMBLES] [RUMBLES] [RUMBLES] [BIRDS CAWING] Prize Ball Guardian's back! Let's get 'em! Get that boulder! [WARBLE] Hup! Whap! Ha! [GRUNTS] Here it comes! [POING!] [LAUGHS] Boy! My knots suck! [BIRDS CAWING] Yeah, I see you.
Hey, Sherm, you see this? Nope.
It looks like the Guardian scuffed something up.
Ohhh! Whoa! It's beautiful! Let's take it home, and I'll learn about it with my brain.
You and your brain! On a tropical island On a tropical island Hup! [PANTING] Whew.
[WHIRRING] It looks so old, Beth.
Whose do you think it is, or was? There's no markings on it or anything.
I think we should find the King of Ooo and ask him.
What!? Beth! The King of Ooo is just a myth! Come on, Beth! That's what I thought, too.
But I was doing some research at the library Nooooo! Not the library! You can't make me! Shermy, I have the book here.
I already checked it out.
[BEEPING] He's supposed to have lived in a cave at the top of Mount Cragdor.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
He's supposed to have lived forever.
C'mon, Beth! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! [GRUNTS] C'mon, Beth! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! [GASPS] I did it.
I found him, the King of Ooo.
Welcome, friends.
I've been expecting you.
Because of my proximity radar.
[GIGGLES] Come on inside.
King of Ooo, you must be rich! Yeah, that's me all right.
I'm sure you're very thirsty - after your journ - [CRASHING] Whoops.
[GIGGLES] This place is wild! Huh? Oh! This is crazy! - Please be careful with - [CRUNCH] BETH: Sorry, sir! My big feet! Hey Beth, look! I'm a princess, too! - [CRASH!] - Shermy! I-I think it's okay.
[CRASH] Be careful This stuff isn't ours.
Whoop! - [CRASH!] - Uh [DOOR CREAKS] Huh? Well, goodbye! Oh no, no! Um Have fun on the other side of this door.
But we came here to ask about something.
No, don't worry about it.
Please leave and [CLINKS] [WIND WHISTLING] Do you recognize it? Yeah, it belonged to my best friend, Fred.
Fred! No, not Fred.
His name was Phil.
He was an amazing hero, and he was there at the end.
Do you know about the great Gum War? Mnm-mnm.
Well, get ready to have your hair blown back.
FINN: Hey, there it is again! It's close.
JAKE: Let me see! It looks like Normal Man, Betty, and Maja? Come on! Hey, just Let me [BOTH GRUNTING] Maja's got smoke coming off her.
You think they're with the Gumbaldians? I don't know, but they're flippin' freakin' me out.
Guess we better tell PB, huh? [SIGHS] Yeah, I guess.
Hey man, don't even worry about all this war stuff.
I know we'll find a way to fix this thing.
Come on.
You'll see.
BMO: And so the Princess was mother to her own uncle.
And that made him mad.
But she had friends, and he had friends, so they decided to have a bad fight.
The biggest fight that Ooo had ever seen.
BUBBLEGUM: Then it's settled.
At the stroke of high noon, when the sun is at its most zenithist, Banana Battalions three and four will initiate operation Shut the Door, forming a pincer formation around Gumbald's exposed nether legions, isolating his rear and Um, excuse me? Excuse me.
Princess, if I may.
I think I have a plan that'll put an end to all this tonight.
I just need a Bowie knife, a snowmobile, a parachute - rubber gloves, and - [GROANS] Terrible.
Mm! Terrible plan! - Mm! No! - But but my My plan! Hot air balloon! Hey! Now's not the time.
Unless we win this fight today, we all get to take a nice Pep-Butt-style sponge bath in Uncle Gumbald's extra-strength lobotomy sauce, understand? - No.
- Not really.
Well I do, so we're doing this my way.
- Now - FINN: Um, PB? Finn, you're back.
How goes the scouting? Um We saw Normal Man and Betty flying around with Maja, and they were chanting.
Hmm, very peculiar.
Hey, maybe this is, like, a bad omen.
Like, to see the King of Mars, um up among the stars? It's like a bad omen, and you should call off the battle.
I think I heard that somewhere.
Please connect to power.
[GASPS] [GROWLS] Long live Gumbaldia! [CAKE GUY SCREAMS IN DISTANCE] - Stonk! - [BEEPING] That dang Gumbald just peeped all my tactics! [GROANS] [CAMERA SMASHES] He's left me no choice.
The attack begins now.
Stonk! That dang Gumbald just peeped all my tactics! Well, that settles it then.
If we know, and she knows, and we know she knows we know, which we do, then we know we have no choice.
We must strike now.
Ladies and gentlemen.
To war! [ALL MURMURING] [CLICKING] A word? All right, just make it quick.
Well, I know you're under a lot of pressure here, but I-I just wanna ask you to reconsider.
I mean, I don't like to flaunt my suffering cred, but I've lived through something like this once before, and [EXPLOSION] I'm just not really tryin' to help start that all up again.
I understand, Marceline, I really do.
But I just can't see another way out of this.
Look, I've gotta go.
Let's talk more when this is all over.
Wish me luck, okay? MARCELINE: Good luck.
What if PB's right about this? Maybe she'll just go whup Gumbald's rear, and then things'll go back to normal.
Nah, man.
She's wrong.
This is all wrong.
Even if she wins now, this is never gonna end.
I can feel it.
It's like the whole world's going crazy, man, like we're living in one big Finn? One big nightmare.
[TING!] Here we go.
War War War War War War Banana Guard 500s, you're on! [DEVICE COCKS] Up we go.
In position, ma'am.
Codename Father's Brother appears testy.
[CLINKS] [LAUGHS] More bananas!? You're weird, Bubblegum! You! Give me your lunch.
Got a banana in here? Is this a banana? Hey, niece! [WHIRRING] [ZAP!] Yes? [GROANS] I'm doing it! I'm soundin' the war horn! [AIR HORN BLARES] Wait! - What!? - [AIR HISSES] Dang it, Finn! PB! He sees that you're serious! Maybe he'll back down now.
Please listen to me! We've been friends for a long time.
Okay, Finn.
We'll give him one last chance.
What? Come on.
Here they come! Hurry this up.
I want a war.
Hey, Fern.
[WHOOSH] Uncle Gumbald! I demand that you de-escalate your forces now.
[CHUCKLES] Listen to yourself.
You're a toddler, Bonnibel.
[GASPS] Surrender or die! No! That's my cue! - What? - Hyap-pow! [SCREAMING] They're dead! They're actually dead! BMO: And so they were dead.
Not dead.
What is this place? Finn?! Last resort! Sorry, PB, but you were acting like total nuts out there.
Now you guys have to hash this out in the unconscious world.
This is a dream? Yeah, man.
You can basically do anything in dreams.
[DING!] [MUNCH!] Sneak attack! If we destroy them here, maybe they'll die in the real world.
Psh! Not if I destroy you first! No! We need love, not war! Good idea.
[DING!] Love bazooka! Put down your weapons, or I'll bazooka you! No! [CLANKING] [POODLE VOCALIZING] Dreamin' of imagination Give me imagination So I can dream of a kiss My dream Thank goodness for a singing pot beast to de-escalate the situation.
Imaginary way [WHOOSH!] Dream Oh! [POODLE SCATTING IN DISTANCE] Oh, this sandwich is way too much for me.
Jermaine always liked splitting sandwiches.
Mmm! Thanks, bro.
I'm gonna figure out how to wake myself up and take my revenge on you sleeping chumps! You're leaving me? You're on your own, kid.
[WHOOSH!] He's rooting into the ground.
Ready, aim.
No! You're supposed to be having some kind of epiphany.
[WHOOSH!] Here's my epiphany.
You've gone rogue on me! I'm outtie five thou! Fern! [GRUNTS] Come on! Snap out of it, man! Aaaah! I don't need your help.
Jake, help me! I want to help you, but I can't lose this job.
[FINGERS SNAPPING] Waiter, oh waiter.
[SCREECHING] I'm going to fly around and wreck things until I feel better or until I tire myself out.
Peaceful thoughts.
[POINK!] [SCREECHING] Fern! It all looks so good.
[FERN SCREECHING] What's up with that bird? Why are you looking at me, bird? [BOTH SCREAM] Bad bird! [SIGHS] Everybody gets an evil doppelganger but me.
I'll be your evil doppelganger.
Jermaine, you're the best! [BOTH LAUGHING] [BOTH LAUGHING] Enough, Gumbald! [BOTH GRUNTS] Pinch me.
I want to wake up! BUBBLEGUM: Gumbald! We're ending this here.
So be it.
[POINK!] [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING] [SCREECHING]If you could just calm down and be cool, it would be a great thing that there's two of us.
[SCREECHING, SCREAMS] Aah! Why don't you just fight me like a real butterfly! We're two sides of the same coin.
You'll never understand what it's like to be me.
I'm tormented! I'm also that sometimes! Prove it.
Or I'll never stop fighting you.
[LAUGHING] Oh, geez, how's he gonna do that? Hmm? Finn, we'll be right back.
Okay Aaah! [BOTH LAUGHING] Come on, Little Gum.
Don't run away from happiness.
I'm gonna fix you.
No, no, no! Just one drop.
Drip a drop.
I drip a drop.
Not gonna stop, till I drip a drop.
Hmm? [POP!] [LAUGHS] Drip, drip! [GASPS] The juice! No! [GIGGLES] What what! Call me Princess.
JERMAINE: What are we looking for? I can't quite picture it.
But I'm pretty sure Finn buried it here.
In the underground balloon mall.
Remember how much balloon animals used to cheer Finn up? - Yeah.
- [SPEAKING KOREAN] Huh? Uh lady, where's Jermaine? Shh.
Sleepy puppies.
Yee! [ALL HISS] And I'm done! [SPEAKING KOREAN] What? Oof! [GASPS] Your farts aren't funny, dad! Noooooo! [SOBBING] [SNIFFING] [SNIFFING CONTINUES] Huh? Oh dang! Is that Finn's vault? [FARTING] Aaaggh! Nightmare fart! BUBBLEGUM: [THINKING] It's beautiful.
[RUMBLING] [ALL SCREAMING] No! Oh, why didn't I build an armature? [GRUNTS] I can help you, Princess.
Just listen to this.
Watch me do my tiny taffy dance! [VOCALIZING] [LAUGHS] [SOBBING] Fern, come on! I'm not fighting you.
[GROWLS] [GRUNTS] [BOTH SNIFFING] BOTH: Oh, what reeks? Repressed memories! My vault!? My vault!? Proof! [WHIRRING][BOTH SCREAM] See, this is our shared torment! [BOTH SCREAMING] Dude, I blocked this stuff out for a reason! Well, now you know how I feel about knowing how you feel about Okay, okay! Just make it stop! We gotta confront them head on! [BOTH GASP] Fern.
This is why I brought us here.
We can defeat him together.
[GRUNTS] [SNAP!] So you're the nasty grass wad that's been holding my Finn boy hostage.
Without me, he's got no body.
So back off.
You sicken me.
It feels like it's been years.
[BELCHES] [GASPS] He was right.
I've got no body.
Ah, don't worry.
It's just a dream! [SCREAMING] They're dead! They're actually dead! Never mind! They're okay! Fern! You really are disintegrating! My bad.
Bonnie, I I'm so sorry for what I put you through for all those centuries.
The Candy Kingdom was your dream, and I took it from you.
Bonnie, that means so much to me.
From now on, we'll live in peace.
Oop! Whoaa! [GLASS SHATTERS] Drat.
What?! [WHOOSH!] [LAUGHING] Woo-hoo-hoo! He never was the epiphany type.
But I am willing to let bygones be bygones.
Very well.
Two Candy Kingdoms it is! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! BMO: And so, in the end, they decided not to have the big fight.
Oh! So, you meant, like, the end of the war.
I thought you meant like the end of the world.
No, no, no.
That happened next.
So I guess everyone's just going home, huh? Yep.
[HUMMING, WHIRRING] We donked up for real.
[HUMMING, WHIRRING] Jake what am I lookin' at? Uh we saved the day.
So, maybe, that big baby's here to give us presents for doing a good job.
[WIND GUSTING] Okay, I'm not an expert, but this seems bad.
You ain't kiddin', shrubs.
Oh, no.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] Bonnie! What did you do?! It wasn't me! It's been real cool being in this rogue's gallery with you.
Me and Gunter were gonna go, uh Oh my SIMON: Golb! Look, Betty.
I keep seeing reference to this mysterious entity that embodies chaos.
That's great! Come on, let's make sundaes.
Golb would say ice cream is without meaning.
Just empty calories devoid of purpose.
Good thing he isn't here then.
His presence is felt in every crevice where chaos lurks.
Imagine if we could somehow harness all that dank energy.
Hey! You want some cherries with that chocolate syrup? Oh! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] - Sure.
- Catch! [SIREN WAILS] Have you thought about using sliced almonds for the sundaes? I don't know who that is.
[GROWLING] [ALL SCREAMING] [SCREECHING] [ROARS] Don't let it touch you! [SCREECHES] - [ALL SCREAMING] - No, I'm a loner! Peebs, this is the worst thing ever! If somebody doesn't stop this, it could be the end of Ooo! [GROWLS] You're right, Marceline.
I gotta do something! Banana guards! Oh, no.
Obey my command! Flee for your lives! If you fight, the demon will just add you to its mass! Can we flee in a panic? Yes! [ALL SCREAMING] FYI, Princess, I'm not going anywhere! I'm also staying.
Thanks, guys.
I'm in, too.
This is a war I have to fight.
We all have to.
Me too! I'll defend Ooo down to my last blade.
[GROWLING] - [SCREECHING] - [SCREAMING] Gumball guardians! Yes, mom.
Stop that monster! Okay.
[SCREECHING] Containing enemy! - [GROANING] - [SCREECHING] Gross.
[SCREECHING] Cake, pick me up! [WHIRRING] [FEEDBACK] My friends! It is time to set aside past differences! We must join the fight! [ALL SCREAMING] Hmph! Forwards! [WARBLE, ZAP!] [GROWLS] Normal Man! Come on, wake up! [GASPS] Is that Ice King? How do we stop these guys? [GROWLING] C'mon, Jake.
H-H-H-Horse! Ugh! My balance! War is the worst, dude! [ROARS] - [GROWLS] - [GROANS] Sorry, mom.
[GLASS SHATTERS] [GUMBALLS THUDDING] My guardian! Ice King! Ice King! What's up? JAKE: Ho-ho-ho.
How do I stop this! What? You are the only one who can stop this! Betty's up there, trying to harness the power of Golb! We have to snap her out of that trance and banish Golb, or we're all doomed! If anyone can do it, it's you.
Sounds great! I'ma save the world! [SCREAMS] [SCREECHING] Enemy threat restrained.
They got him! Awaiting orders.
[GROWLS] Help me, mom.
I'm turning nasty.
Princess, we came back to help! Eee! Help us, princess! Aah! [GROWLS] [WINGS FLAPPING] Evil penguins! Don't worry, guys.
Jake! I believe in you, Ice King! Aaaaah! I didn't think this through! - [WINGS FLAPPING] - [POP!] So this is it.
Oh tender lad! I give you the parting gift of my lips.
I find your proposal [GROANS] Acceptable! Whooooa! You're welcome.
Betty! You have to stop this! Go ahead.
Talk to her, IK.
Who? Oh, it's weird lady! Hey, lady.
I'm diggin' your primitive dance style! NORMAL MAN: No! You're supposed to stop her, not encourage her! You gotta dig deep inside and find those magical words to shake her outta that trance! Get personal and emotional! Personal? Emotional? [GASPS] Just like a fan-fic! No.
"I feel like nothing was real until I met you.
I feel like we connect.
And I really get you.
If I said 'You're a beautiful girl, ' [ECHOING] would it upset you? The way you look tonight, silhouetted, I'll never forget it.
" Simon.
Oh, oh, Fiona! Your fist has touched my heart Wha You're trying to stop me!? When I'm this close to harnessing the most powerful force in the universe and finally saving you?! Yeah, I guess.
Right, Finn? [INHALES SHARPLY] Aaaaaaaaaaah! [WARBLING] [GASPS] Emotional super-charge! Finally! My ti [EXPLOSION] Ice King! [DING!] Burn, burn, burn! [GROWLS] PB, get me some backup! Ugh! [SCREAMS] Ugh! [GROWLS] BUBBLEGUM: It's headed this way! I'll take down this beast! Fern's way! [GROWLS] [SCREAMS] Fern! [SCREECH] No, no, no, no, no! Nooooo Bonnie! [HISSES] [ROARING] [SCREECHING] [WHOOSH] Thanks.
[PANTING] Marcy? You're okay! My armor has an emergency You scared me.
What? Even back when we weren't talking, I was so afraid something bad would happen to you, and I wouldn't be there to protect you.
And [INHALES DEEPLY] I don't want to lose you again.
Hey, I'm a tough gum.
Nothing never happening to me never.
I know, I'm Girl, you phrased that so weird.
I might have a concussion.
Owie! [WHIRS] Simon, your crown! What's happening, lady? Don't panic, but I think Golb is digesting us.
Breaking us apart, layer by layer, down to our essential forms.
Aah! Aah! Aah! I'll get us outta here.
[CLANG!] Betty? It's good to see you, Simon.
It's good to be seen.
Hey, Ice Simon! Use the crown before we're totally crushed! [GRUNTS] It's not working! Ugh! Finn, it's hopeless.
You can't punch your way out of his guts.
You can do this! You can stop 'em solo! They'll be talking about this fight for years! And by "they," I mean BMO and Shelby.
[GROWLS] Finn! This is for you! [STRETCHES] [GROANS] [GRUNTS] What's all the ruckus out there? Oh.
There's no reason to freak out just because the treehouse is gone! Aah! BMO? Aw, no, man! Your little face! Shh, shh, shh.
It's okay, Jake.
You always try to protect me and Finn.
But sometimes we are going to get hurt.
How about today, you let me be the papa? Time is an illusion That helps things make sense So we are always living in the present tense It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends But you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then Singing will happen Happening, happened Will happen Happening happened And we'll happen again and again 'Cause you and I will always be back then [DEMON SHRIEKS] [SCREECHES] You and I will always be back then [SCREECHES] Whoa.
What's up with him? [SCREECHES] You better hush up while my baby boy is sleeping! Keep singing! Okay! Will happen Happening, happened Will happen Happening, happened And we'll happen again and again 'Cause you and I will always be back then [SCREECHES] Oh man! He hates music! Ugh, duh! Golb is discord.
It's the harmony! Harmony hurts them! My art is a weapon! Everyone! I need you all to harmonize along with BMO! I wrote this for my son, Jake! If there was some amazing force outside of time To take us back to where we were [COUGHS] And hang each moment up like pictures on the wall Inside a billion tiny frames So that we could see it all It would look like Will happen, happening, happened Will happen, happening, happened And there we are again and again 'Cause you and I will always be back then I don't know if we can kill Golb with music, PB You and I will always be back then [CLANGING] [GRUNTING] [PANTING] I always figured I'd go out saving somebody.
Hey, no one gets to choose how it happens.
The most important thing is that we're here together.
Shh, shh! - Do you hear that? - Happening, happened - It sounds like Jake.
- Happening, happened [CHUCKLING] Oh, it is Jake! Look, we can leave this way! Betty, we're saved! Go.
There's something I have to do first.
What?! I figured out what's wrong with the crown.
It reset, just like us.
It's in its primal wishing form now.
Who cares! Leave it! This world will end unless Golb is banished.
So, I'm gonna make a wish.
Guys, it's clenching! We'll make the wish after we escape! I have to do it here.
The crown could revert once we leave.
I gamed it out.
But I can't I'm sorry for messing everything up.
Wait! Betty! Betty! [BREATHING HEAVILY] I wish to banish Golb from this world.
[RUMBLE] Uh-oh.
I wish for Golb to disappear.
I wish for Golb to disappear! No! He's too strong! Even for the crown.
[BREATHING HEAVILY] However it has to happen, I wish for the power to keep Simon safe.
Slide faster, you ding dongs! Simon?! [RUMBLING] [ALL SCREAMING] [RUMBLING CONTINUES] [HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING] Hmm, check, ple We heard there was a war.
She did it! [CHUCKLING] Yeah, Betty! Whoo! [SCREECHES] What has she done? [GOLB GROWLING] [ELECTRICITY HUMMING] [HUMMING] Well, great! I don't like this guy either! No.
Betty? Betty! Betty! Oh, my.
My Betty, my princess, why did you [SOBBING] You're back.
It's what she wanted more than anything in the world.
Jump him! He's gonna wish to be all space villain! What? He's a big evil alien stuck in a penguin! Oh! I see.
Wenk! Wenk! W-W-W-W-W-W [TALKING GIBBERISH] Say, where's Gunter, my beautiful child that I love? Oh, never mind, I think he just wished to be Ice King? [DRUM SOLO] And for some drums, I guess? Yeah, this is fine.
Phew! [CHUCKLES] Hey, Finn.
I'm not doing so good.
Oh, no.
I just wish I could see the treehouse one more time.
Yeah dude, of course.
Let's go there right now.
That's okay.
Just promise to plant me there.
[WIND WHISTLING] You feel ready? [RUMBLING] Whoa.
Hey, Finn.
Hi, PB.
I just wanted to come say "thank you" for disobeying my orders this morning.
I'll see you tomorrow, okay? See you tomorrow.
You're getting tall.
Good night! Night, PB! That's the end.
I thought this story was about the end of Ooo.
Pretty much.
But what happened to Phil and Jake after that? Or Princess Bubblegum? Eh, y'know.
They kept living their lives.
Thank you for visiting the King of Ooo.
BETH: The king was very polite for a king, don't you think? SHERMY: I wish we could find that little fern tree, see if that story is true.
The tree would be a big tree now.
It's, like, a thousand years old.
Oh, a big tree.
Hey! I know where that tree is! C'mon, Beth! I came pretty close to biting it back there.
I never would have gotten out of there without your singing.
It's amazing how strong that song was.
Music is powerful, man.
It speaks to a primal pit in our brains.
It makes anyone wanna get up and get their knees goin'.
Gotta get 'em pumpin' pumpin' pumpin'.
[CHUCKLES] What do you think, Music Hole? MUSIC HOLE: Jake's right.
A good song can really wrap people up in a mood, better than any words alone could.
Actually, I've been working on a new song myself.
It's about a really specific feeling that's hard to describe.
Would you like to hear it? Sure! Yeah! [CLEARS THROAT] Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree Where we can gaze upon the water As an everlasting dream All of my collections I'll share them all with you Maybe by next summer We won't have changed our tune We'll still want to be With the butterflies and bees Making up new numbers And living so merrily All of my collections I'll share them all with you I'll be here for you always And always be with you Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Living so merrily Check it out, dude.
Very pretty.
[GROANS] Lift that sword, Shermy.
- Awwww, yeah! - [ZING!]