American Dragon: Jake Long (2005) s02e20 Episode Script


[Bell ringing]
I'm telling you,
Hey, guys.
What's foolproof?
Lover mouth over here
just signed himself up
for the homecoming
float committee
so he could plant
big, slochacho
on Stacey.
It's all
planned out.
Step one,
Stacey and I sign up
for float committee.
Step two,
float committee
has access
to the props
storage locker,
or as it's known
around school,
step 3, Stacey and I
end up alone
in said closet
and proceed
with said
kissy kissies.
Why would Stacey
kissy kissy you
if she hates you?
Oh, Stacey, won't
know it's me
on account of
[Latin American accent]
It will be dark,
and I'll be talking
like this.
Like my
great auntie latoya?
Like reynaldo,
the strapping
exchange student.
I'm just saying,
you'll never catch me
jumping through hoops
just to get up
in some guy's--
Oh, one side, spudinski.
Trixie's mandar
has locked on!
Hey, there, Kyle.
You signing up
for the float
committee, too?
Mm. What
a coinkydinky,
don't you thinky, hmm?
Sorry. I--oh.
Hey, Rose.
Hey, yourself.
Happy homecoming.
So how's it going?
I mean, I haven't
seen you in a while.
That was huntsgirl.
I haven't seen you.
Strictly professional
between us, remember?
Yeah. Well, I don't
remember being part
of that agreement.
I'm sorry, really,
but this is the way
it has to be.
I'll, uh, see you
around, ok?
You bet your auras
you will.
And you two
have been nominated
for homecoming
king and queen.
The winner will be
announced at
the homecoming ball
on Friday.
Isn't that groovy?
Homecoming ball?
King and queen?
He's cool, he's hot
like a frozen sun ♪
He's young and fast ♪
He's the chosen one ♪
People, we're not braggin' ♪
He's the American dragon ♪
He's gonna stop
his enemies ♪
Dragon teeth, dragon tail,
burning dragon fire ♪
A real livewire ♪
American dragon ♪
He's the American dragon ♪
His skills
are getting faster ♪
With grandpa the master ♪
His destiny
walks up streets ♪
It's showtime, baby,
for the legacy ♪
I'm a dragon,
I'm not braggin' ♪
It's my destiny ♪
I'm the magical
protector from the NYC ♪
You heard? ♪
Hey ♪
American dragon ♪
Yoww ♪
Wow. You and me up
for king and queen.
Unexpected, huh?
but the people
have spoken.
They've found the last
missing aztec skull.
It's in an aztec exhibit
in the central park zoo.
Once all 13 skulls
are you united,
I shall finally have
the power to wipe
magical creatures
from the face
of the earth.
Oh. What's
the matter,
monkey man?
You want some
That's bananas!
You get it, you get it?
Keep your mouths shut
and your eyes open.
Lately, it seems
the American dragon
has known
our every move.
Jake: You got
that right!
Destroy the dragon!
This one's mine, master.
Unh! Ohh!
Jake, 88 and 89
are getting away
with the skull.
They won't get far.
Fu dog's guarding
the rear exit.
The huntsman's been
getting suspicious.
Rose, just think
about homecoming.
The two of us
as king and queen,
it wouldn't be so bad.
We'll talk
tomorrow, ok?
Check it, 89.
We got the skull!
We're so cool
and superfly ♪
Dragon's got
no alibi ♪
They ugly,
that's right ♪
They u-g-l-y, ug-- ♪
Now that's what I call
a boneheaded move.
Heh heh heh!
Jake: So how exactly
do these skull
thingies work again?
Whoever possess
all 13 is granted
one irreversible wish.
Fu dog: And if
the huntsman gets
his mitts on them,
10 bucks says he
ain't wishing
for a collection
of "seventies A.M. gold."
So why don't we
just destroy
the 3 we have
and they can only
be destroyed when all
13 are together.
When it is safe,
Rose will snatch
the huntsman's
skulls and bring
them to us.
Then we'll destroy them,
and bingo-bango-bazingo,
huntsy's master plan
is flushed down
the master can.
Yeah, and I'll have time
to pursue other things
like Rose.
Spud: "Hey, you, meet me
in the kissy kissy closet"
"in 5 minutes
for some kissy kissies.
[Latin American accent]
You know who."
Ha ha! Man, an I
a sly dog or what?
"Hey, you, meet me
in the kissy kissy closet
"in 5 minutes
for some kissy kissies.
you know who."
Kyle Wilkins,
you sly dog.
Uh kyle?
[Latin American accent]
Uh, Stacey?
Just think
about homecoming.
The two of us
as king and queen,
it wouldn't be so bad.
We'll talk
tomorrow, ok?
88, 89, I have
an assignment
for you.
It appears
we have a traitor
in our midst.
I've been dying
for a little peace and--
Since homecoming
doesn't seem to be
in the cards for us,
I thought we'd have
a ball of our own.
Care to dance?
Woman: ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Jake, it's not that
I don't want to
go with you.
It's just--
Too dangerous.
It's more than that.
I just--i want
a normal life,
a life where I don't
have to worry
about giant snakes
or magical beetles or--
Rose, listen.
I think it's time
for you to leave
the huntsclan
but how? I mean,
where would I go?
It's not like
the streets
are lined
with homes
for wayward
dragon slayers.
The huntsclan stole you
from your parents
when you were a baby!
I want to help you
find your real family.
Jake, thank you.
I don't--
I don't know how
I'd ever--
Let's go to
the homecoming
ball tonight!
Are you sure?
I mean, because
I don't want to--
Yeah, I'm sure.
Tonight's gonna
be perfect, Rose!
I'll meet you on top
of the pantheon building.
That's what
he thinks.
Ha ha ho ha!
Ha ho ho ha!
I choked
on my own spit.
It was just one
freaky, accidental kiss.
Why can't we
get past it?
Hmm. You don't
suppose that maybe,
possibly it might
have kind of
sort of
maybe did mean
something, do you?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Oh. You're serious.
Spudinski, there is
no way.
I mean,
I seriously doubt.
I mean
You think?
Well, there is one way
we could find out.
how nice of you
to take time out
of your busy social life
to see me.
Just think
about homecoming.
The two of us
as king and queen,
it wouldn't be so bad.
We'll talk
tomorrow, ok?
89: Ooh! There's
gonna be trouble.
Huntsgirl, how could you?
I raised you, trained you.
Perhaps you trained
me too well.
On the contrary,
you shall use
your training
to betray your
precious dragon
and bring me
the remaining 3 skulls.
I'd never
betray him.
Oh, but you will.
You see, I know
the exact location
of your parents.
With a live video feed
to prove it.
Oopsie. You know,
I hit the wrong button.
It's--it's them.
I recognize them
from my dream.
I assure you,
they're quite safe,
and they'll
remain that way
as long as you
do exactly as I say
and bring me
those skulls tonight.
So here we are
at homecoming.
Uh, you feeling
any sparks yet?
You know what?
I think I am! Er
It could be
that acid reflux
acting up again.
Hey. I know!
Maybe I should
spin you
like couples do
in the movies.
Uh, ok. That'd be
romantic I guess.
Aah! Ooh! Aah!
Whoa! Ohh! Ohh!
They're about to
announce the king
and queen.
Nah. Sorry, dude.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I should probably go
help Trixie out
of the punch bowl.
The old man's out
with his mahjong buddies,
which means we got the shop
all to our--
Huntsman: Excellent work,
I gave you
your skulls.
Now, tell me where
my parents are.
Not until my plan
is complete.
What? But you promised!
And you promised
your allegiance.
Sun: And now the moment
you've all been waiting for,
the crowning of your
homecoming king and queen!
[Cell phone playing music]
Yo, fu. Not a good time.
Yeah. You're
telling me.
The huntsman busted
into the shop
and took the skulls.
Say what?!
Fu, he's got the power
to annihilate us.
All of us!
Well, not exactly.
Into something
called the gargoyles
of pantheon.
By gargoyles of pantheon,
do you mean one of these?
Yeah. That's the--
Hey! How did you?
Fu, you and gramps
need to get
sun: The new king and queen
of Fillmore middle school are--
Uh, kid, there's
something else.
Rose led
the huntsman
to the shop.
She gave him
those skulls.
I'm sorry, kid.
Jake and Rose!
I--i have to go.
Hey, jakey.
You ok?
Bro, did you find Rose?
What's going on?
What's happening?
Everyone get inside!
So. It's true.
Jake, I'm sorry.
Ha ha ha!
So this is
the American
true human form.
Before I wish
for your
any last words?
Well, considering
the occasion,
I have just two.
Let's dance!
Err! Arr!
I can't see
through my eye holes!
Taste fondue,
Huntsgirl, hand me
the skull and finish him.
If you ever want to see
your parents,
you'll do as I say!
Your parents--
That's why
you're doing this.
All I wanted was
a normal life,
but the huntsclan
took that away
from me,
and now there's
only one way this
can end, Jake.
I'm sorry.
Aah! Ohh!
Who's eating fondue
now, funny boy?
Trix, in case we don't
make it through this,
there's something
you should know
about us.
Friends and nothing
more, right?
Amen to that, sister.
Please, Rose,
don't do this.
Well done,
By the pantheon of aztec skulls,
I hereby wish
for the destruction of all--aah!
The destruction
of all huntsclan!
Aah! Aah!
Oh. Excuse me. Fyi, according
to the huntsclan bylaws,
first-year novices
are allowed to resign.
Not that this hasn't
been rewarding
job experience,
but effective immediately
We quit!
See you,
huntsclan-sucking vortex.
No more huntsclan
for us, no, siree.
Heh heh! Ohh!
I said there was
only one way
this could end,
with the destruction
of the huntsclan.
But you're one
of them.
That means
But even if we destroy
the skulls,
they know your
human identity, Jake.
They'd find your family
like they did mine.
This way, they'll
be safe,
they'll all be safe.
[Vortex humming]
Thank you, Jake,
for everything.
I'll never forget you.
Rose, no!
Jake, let go.
I'll be ok.
I promise.
I'll be ok.
We have to do something.
We have to use
the skulls to save her!
Sorry, kid,
but the skulls
their powers are
just too dangerous.
To use them for your
own personal gain would--
It wouldn't be
for my personal gain.
It will be for hers!
She deserves
a normal life
with a family
who cares about her.
I wish Rose were never
taken by the huntsclan.
Rose, voice-over: I really have
feelings for you.
Let me come with you.
This is our dream date.
Here's your proof.
It's all so weird.
Hyah! Hyah!
Err! Unh!
Consider them destroyed!
[Bell ringing]
Hey, bro.
How you holding up?
We missed you
during free period.
As far as I can tell,
Rose's whish came true.
No huntsclan anywhere.
But what about
your wish?
I mean, the Rose
that exists today
that means all
the stuff between you
and her never happened.
She lived
a whole other life.
As long as
she's happy.
Well, later, guys.
I'm off to gramps' shop
for some dragon--ohh!
Sorry. I--oh.
Hey, there.
Hey, yourself.
You look
really familiar.
Do I know you
from somewhere?
No. Sorry.
I better get going.
My parents are here.
So I guess I'll
see you around.
Actually you won't.
My dad got a job
We're leaving
for Hong Kong
first thing tomorrow.
Well, it was nice
talking to you.
You, too, Rose.
Happy homecoming.
Hey, dude.
Are you ok?
Actually, I am.
Good to hear, bro,
but there's one thing
we still don't get.
Why'd you have to
destroy the skulls
before we could
make our wishes?
Yeah. I could have
been a merman!
And I could have
been Trixie Wilkins,
Trixie fine
like lemon-lime
in the summertime
Wilkins. Hoo hoo!
It's nice to know
some things never change.
We'll slay those
suckers into submission.
We'll be all,
"watawa tawa wa!
They'll be all,
like, "no. Spare us,
number 88 and 89."
Or. Hey. Watch us
slay the dance floor.
Check out
these moves.
Yeah. Look, y'all.
We working it.
Jazz hands, jazz hands.
You know, maybe getting
sucked into a vortex
wouldn't have been
so bad.
Man, I wonder
if there's
pretty girls
and video games
in the vortex.
You had to bring up
the bylaws, didn't you?
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