America's Got Talent s07e06 Episode Script

St. Louis Auditions (Part 2)

On America's Got Talent, you have to deliver, waouh.
You have an amazing talent.
It makes me tearful 'cause I love these moments.
You came out with something fresh and I love it.
I thought it was really spectacular.
You blew the roof off the place.
I've never seen anything like this.
Ahh! I want that dog.
This is an amazing moment.
You are a star and your life is about to change.
Thank you for being here.
No! Aah! I'm gonna throw up, I'm not kidding.
Do not give up the dream.
You're gonna break his heart.
Welcome to America's Got Talent here in St.
Louis, where the talent is marching towards the biggest auditions of all-time.
Does America got talent? There we go.
So it's gonna be numbers 175 to 200.
St.
Louie.
St.
Louis, baby.
Whoo! St.
Louis, here I come.
Howard has a lot of fans show up.
I bring my mom.
What time was Sharon supposed to be here? - 12:00.
- What time is it? Five after.
Five after 12:00.
She's here.
And she's touching everyone, openhanded.
Mom, when Sharon comes up, don't touch her.
She's touching strangers.
Hi, how are you? No, no, don't touch my mother! Don't touch my mother.
What is the deal with you? Let's go.
St.
Louis! You guys ready to get this thing poppin'? Y'all make some noise for Howie Mandel! Give it up for Sharon Osbourne.
And the infamous Howard Stern.
Clearly there is lots of love in St.
Louis.
You guys ready to get this show on the road? Hold your breath.
Make a wish.
Count to three.
I'm Tom Bonham.
I'm from St.
Peters, Missouri.
I'm 65 years old, and I am a puppeteer.
Puppets, they are my life.
Hi.
You like puppets? Puppetry involves being very imaginative.
I'm a little bit like Walt Disney, because I'm trying to create something that everybody of every age range will enjoy.
- You ready? - I'm ready.
Go give 'em that smile.
Listen, don't get nervous.
There's an animal on your shoulder.
- Oh.
- What's your name? Tom Bonham.
- And what do you do? - I'm a puppeteer.
You think you're a $1,000,000 act? - Oh, yes.
- Prove it right now.
- Okay.
- All right, good luck.
Now, before I start we got a Howie.
Boo! And a Sharon.
- And - There you go.
Up.
Hide! It's so ridiculous.
It's great.
My God.
I'm applauding, come on.
I'm a better puppeteer than this dude.
Howie, you're laughing.
- I know, I - You loved it.
I'll be honest with you, it is atrocious, but I love it.
It's a no from me.
- Okay.
- No, we're not voting.
- I am.
I just did.
- Let her vote.
- Why can't she vote? - Howard, Howard, it's so horrible - then take him home with you.
- No - Can I say something? When Howie says to me, someone has talent, it means something in this industry, because the guy's been working his entire life.
- I know.
- So you know what - I'm gonna do right now? - No! No! No, no, no! Get up.
You think he should go to Vegas? I can guarantee Wait, wait, there's a guarantee coming.
I can guarantee you that if I'm in Vegas, I am going to do something that'll make all three of you proud.
- I believe - I believe you.
- I believe - Well, I don't.
I believe there's no way that any good would come of this, so I'm gonna have to say no.
- I'm so sorry, buddy.
- Oh, no! They don't know.
Do not give up the dream.
I've had the dream for 60 years.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
He knows that you're a Bye, little dude.
Will you cheer for me from behind stage? - Yes.
- Will you promise? Hello, St.
Louis, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Oh, my God.
- You're in a band? - Yes.
But you didn't bring the band? They couldn't make it.
It's a long story I don't wanna hear it.
I don't have time for that.
Drum for us.
I will.
Two, three, four.
America's Got Talent.
Ahh! Come on.
What do you do in the band? I am the drummer and the singer in the band.
- Oh.
- But the band isn't here.
- I know.
- There is not a band, is there? - There is a band.
- I don't think there is.
- In your head.
- Aww.
Aww.
- What's happening? - Hey, now.
- What is it you do? - I would just like to go ahead and show you if that's okay.
All right, let's take a look at whatever the heck this is.
Oh, that here's a can.
Whoa.
Oh, man, this this chick almost hit me in the face with her cans.
Nick, you can do it.
You can do it.
I'm sorry, but thank you.
All right.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you, St.
Louis.
Yeah! Jerry, are you married? - Yes, I am.
- Is your family here? - Uh, no, they're not.
- They didn't wanna come with you, did they? What are you gonna do for us tonight with that rope? I do rope, uh, lasso tricks.
Could you tie, uh, Howie up? No, no, no, no! I'm a city slicker.
That plastic thing, I think I can lasso that.
- You wanna try? - Eh, no, I'll fail.
All right, I can do it.
Go, go.
Howard's actually gonna get up there and do something.
Hey, you know, maybe I should put you through.
This is pretty intimidating.
I didn't realize Oh! - What's you guys' name? - I'm Howie.
And I'm Howard.
Your guys' names sound the same.
This is my dream.
My dream was to be a judge.
Three, two, one No! Whoa! My name is Isaac Bryan Brown.
And I am six years old, which is three plus three.
And my talent is to sing and dance I have four sisters.
Having four sisters is horrible.
His sisters do not like him.
'Cause he always steals the show.
Don't do that.
If I win $1,000,000, I will be so happy.
I wanna be in, like, this big, long car.
What's that black thing that ? - A limo.
- A limo.
You ready? Go get 'em, Isaac.
You got this, Isaac.
Hello.
- Hi, buddy.
- Hi, what's you guys' name? Um, I'm Howie.
I'm Sharon.
And I'm Howard.
Oh, your guys' name sound the same.
- That's right.
- You're right.
Can you believe there were two parents in the world that named their kids Howard? What a horrible name that is, isn't it? No, if that's what your parents want you to be named, that's what your parents gotta be named.
That kid's got personality.
What's your name? My name is Isaac Bryan Brown.
- Isaac.
- And if as long as that's what your parents wanna call you, I'm okay with that.
Okay.
Okay, we got it all settled.
We got it all settled.
What are you gonna be doing for us? I'm gonna being singing and dancing.
All right, we'd love to see it.
Woopsies.
- I have high hopes for him.
- Me too.
All right, now.
Come on.
When I had you to myself I didn't want you around but those pretty faces always make you stand out in the crowd but someone picked you from the bunch once glance was all it took but now it's much too late for me to take a second look oh, baby, give me one more chance to show you that I love you won't you please let me back in your heart oh, darlin', I was blind to let you go let you go, baby but now since I've seen you in his arms I want you back Pretty amazing.
You're a superstar.
Let me tell you something.
Part of part of being a performer is whole package.
You don't have to be the best singer.
You don't have to be the best dancer.
All that matters is you coming from your heart.
That's the only thing that really matters.
- Kill 'em, son.
- Yes! Have you ever considered running for president? Uh, I want to be.
Isaac Bryan Brown for president.
- Howard? - Here's the thing.
We get a lot of kids your age that come on and they're annoying.
You ever meet annoying kids? Ugh, I got a whole bunch of kids I know.
Yeah.
I love you already and I just met you.
Sharon? Very few people have star quality.
And you have it.
Thank you.
I'd like a kiss too.
There.
There you go.
That's it.
Thank you so much.
So let's vote.
You are a superstar.
I am giving you a big yes.
Sharon? I'm gonna say yes to you.
That's two yeses.
Whoo! I'm gonna say yes, and I wanna see what else you got.
So you do understand what just happened? I went to Vegas.
You're going to Vegas! I'm going to Vegas! Just go ahead.
You're going to Vegas! Wow, what a kid.
- Isn't that great? - Oh, my God.
I could listen to him all night.
- Me too.
- All night.
- How's it feel? - It feels good! - Vegas! - Whoo! So far, there have been lots of auditions that popped to the judges.
I think can lasso that.
You wanna try? So do you understand what just happened? I went to Vegas.
You're going to Vegas! And there's still plenty more to come.
Aah! Can't get his head through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aah! Welcome back to America's Got Talent where our judges have traveled to St.
Louis.
Strap yourselves in for the ride of your life.
Wonder if these guys could break-dance or juggle.
My name is Spencer Horsman, and I'm the world's youngest escape artist.
I have always had an interest in escapes, 'cause of Houdini and 'cause it's a lost art form.
It is dangerous.
There is a high risk factor.
I would be severely mangled and potentially killed doing what I'm doing this evening.
What the hell is it? Looks hideous.
- Right up? - All the way up.
I'm always thinking positive.
But if you focus on what could go wrong, if you panic, it will go wrong.
Perfect.
All right, Spencer.
I tied you up.
You ready? - Thank you very much, Nick.
- All right.
Go get 'em, man.
Thank you.
All right.
- Hello.
- Hi, how are you? - What's your name? - Spencer Horsman.
When did you get out of the mental institution? On the ride here.
Yeah, I've been in a few of those jackets.
So, what do you do? I think I have a guess, but why don't you tell us anyway.
I am the world's youngest escape artist.
How old are you, about 14? Uh, 26 actually.
And this contraption behind you, this thing looks pretty dangerous.
Well, the basic idea, I'll have about a minute and 20 seconds to free myself from the straightjacket and jump out of the way before the rope that's holding that trap open, which is lit on fire, burns through - and releases the trap on me.
- Can't wait to see it.
Let's take a look.
Thank you very much.
- All right, good luck.
- Wow.
Do not try this at home.
I can't stand it.
This is crazy.
He can't get his head through.
I put that straightjacket on him, so it's real.
Aah! Get out! Get out! Less than 30 seconds.
Oh, my God.
Come on! Go! Three, two, one.
No! Whoa! Wowee.
That is really amazing what you did.
It was incredible when you got out of the straightjacket.
- Thank you.
- I was intrigued.
Howie? I'm a big fan of Houdini and escape artists.
And I think that America is mesmerized by this kind of stunt, and has been for a century.
I was thinking, "this looks dangerous and it's exciting, but do we really know that that would kill you?" That's the question I kept saying.
I've had injuries already with this.
I have a scar here between my eyes, it's dangerous.
I have larger escapes.
- I have more dangerous escapes.
- Wow.
I won't be satisfied till you kill yourself.
You know that.
Sharon, what do you think? Um, you say that you can do other things.
Just give me one example.
There's more fire, blades, crushing, pressure, - there's lots.
- Well, Spencer, now we're gonna vote and I'll go first.
Why not? Um All right.
Here's the deal for me, uh, I love escape artists.
I'm intrigued to see more.
So it's a yes for me.
Howie? - Yes for me.
- Sharon? Yes for me.
You're going to Vegas.
Can't wait.
Hey, you're going to Vegas, man.
- Thank you.
- All right.
So that was very, very close.
Uh, you tied it on me pretty well.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to put the straightjacket on too tight, but - It's okay.
- This is dangerous every time.
- Yes.
- There no trick about that.
No, I have been to the hospital multiple times.
I have multiple scars to show for it, yeah.
All right, well, we'll see you practically kill yourself in Vegas.
Well, it's up to Howie.
All right, man.
Take care, congratulations.
Thank you so much.
We're extraordinary Irish dancers.
Waiting is the time when the nerves come, you know? What's the name of the group? Clark Academy.
How old is that little peanut? - Five and a half.
- All right.
Let's see what you've got, and good luck.
You guys are quick and precise, and I love what you did.
Thank you.
The little one, at the end, when you did that Angelina Jolie I'm a little angry with you for stealing my hairstyle.
It's a yes for me.
You're going to Vegas.
Do you know Jack's got hair just like yours? - Does he? - He had the big 'fro and I like the 'fro.
It's retro.
- How you doing? - I'm good.
- What's your name? - My name is Svet.
What you gonna do for us today, Svet? I'm gonna do some hip-hop violin.
- You are a brilliant musician.
- Thank you.
You are that good of a violin player.
Dare I say, the best I've heard.
You're going to Vegas.
Congratulations.
We'll see you in Vegas.
Las Vegas, yes! Oh, my God.
We'll see you in Vegas.
- Hello, hello.
- Hi.
What's your name? I'm Jake Wesley Rogers.
- Are you good? - I think so.
Prove it.
I'd go hungry I'd go black and blue I'd go crawling down the Avenue Whoo! Oh there's nothing that I wouldn't do to make you feel my Love - You're very, very confident.
- Thank you.
You're very comfortable on the stage and I like that.
I believe that this is your lot in life, to sing.
I say yes.
Yes! Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
- Vegas! - Yeah! You're going, all right! Hug your family.
Whoo! I like Spencer a lot.
I thought Spencer was really strong.
He looks like a little kid putting himself in danger.
I think that kid's gonna step it up.
He was really, really good.
St.
Louis, there's so much talent.
Who knew? Maybe we sucked all the talent out of St.
Louis.
Like, maybe this is all that's left.
This is it, we're like strip miners.
We came in, we took everything, and then we leave.
No, there's more.
I don't think America's Got Talent is ever going to ignore St.
Louis again.
Yo, what's up, it's Nick Cannon, host of America's Got Talent.
The judges are looking for the best talent in the country.
And you can still submit a video for your chance to perform live on national TV.
Submissions have to be in by June 1st.
Good luck, America.
- Ahh! - Ahh! - Hello.
- Nick.
What's going on, man? - Pleasure meeting you.
- You remind me of someone.
My name is Lin Doak.
I'm from Colonial Heights, Virginia.
And I'm known worldwide as "Little Ozzy.
" I sound just like Ozzy.
Wow.
When I started doing little Ozzy, I decided my goal was to make sure that Sharon Osbourne sees this.
And I believe this is part of my fate.
Go get 'em.
Wow.
Louder! Who are you? I am the one and only Little Ozzy.
- Hey.
- Aww.
Ozzy Osbourne, I would take it, - is your hero? - Exactly.
Wow, I bet you Ozzy is thrilled right now.
I bet you Ozzy's somewhere snoring in his chair right now, thinking about this.
He's at a dog show.
He's at a dog show? Shows ya.
Just think, if you become like Ozzy, you can be at a dog show.
Let's see what you have.
Little Ozzy.
Aww, he's singing the song that Ozzy wrote for me.
Times have changed times are strange here I come but I ain't the same Wow.
Mama, I'm comin' home Time goes by it seems to be you could have been a better friend to me mama, I'm comin' home a selfish love, yeah we're both alone the ride before the fall, yeah but I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all I've seen your face 100 times Every day we've been apart and I don't care about the sunshine yeah 'Cause mama mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home Everybody! No.
I have to tell you something.
My husband is away from me right now.
And you've made me miss him even more by you singing me that song, so I really thank you.
It's amazing.
All right, well, we're gonna take a vote.
Howie, you might as well start it up.
- No.
- Sharon? It's a no for me, but thank you so much.
Thank you.
I think he should come down here and hug Sharon, the way you performed.
- I would die.
- Come over here.
Get over here.
Oh, oh.
Look at Howie.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
He needs to find himself a Little Sharon.
Sharon! Broken beer bottle.
- Aah! - Oh! - Sword swallower.
- Whoa! You're gonna break his heart.
Look what you did, Howard.
I loved the act.
You've got a yes from me.
We're seeing you in Vegas! They're going to Vegas.
Go ahead and get out there and give 'em what you got.
Don't try this at home.
What is your name? This is the Cut Throat Freak Show.
I have here Eric Odditorium, the world's most daring sword swallower.
- And Candypants.
- Candypants? - That's right.
- Okay.
Well, get ready and go.
Let's see what you do.
We have here, empty beer bottles, broken up.
Broken beer bottles.
Bottles! No, Candypants, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa! Aah! Two, three.
Broken glass! Broken glass.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Ooh, I can't watch this stuff.
There we go.
How about a hand for Miss Candypants? Candypants! Thank you.
I am now going to lift up this chair using nothing but my eyelids.
- Eyelids! - Eyelids! No.
Here we go, number one! Watch, watch.
No! Don't do it! No! - Number two.
- Number two.
Aah.
- Whoa.
- Aah! Aah! Whoo! And now, the world's most daring sword swallower, Eric Odditorium.
Eric Odditorium! Ohh! Let me know when it's over.
And a one-time only move One! Two! - Aah! - Three! Aah! Okay, here's what I wanna say.
You had the whole crowd, like, going crazy.
Sharon couldn't watch.
I ripped her arms away from her face so that she I forced her to watch it.
Thank you, thank you.
I think you did something that's been done a million times and made it new again.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
I enjoyed it.
Sharon.
I can't I just Aw, of course you can.
- Ah, no I can't.
- You can.
You know you want to.
Here's the way I feel about it.
I know that people have a problem sometimes with this genre, because it can be gross But didn't they totally engage us? Weren't we all I think they were really good.
So I'm gonna vote, I gonna start with a yes.
- Thank you.
- And Sharon? It has to be a no from me.
No, and Howard? - You can do it.
- Don't worry, I'm here.
I'm the one making sense over here.
You were captivating.
You're going to Vegas.
Yoo! Whoo! Thank you.
Miss, miss, on the way out, watch your step.
There's some broken glass over there.
Watch your step.
Okay.
You wanna pull one out? I'm not watching it go in.
Ooh! Aah! Whoo! From the producers of America's Got Talent - Are you excited? - Yes.
Are you even more excited than that? This is my show.
Go, throw that excitement.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Howie, Sharon, Howard.
Ahh! Okay, I'ma shut up.
I'ma go.
No, you don't have to shut up.
- We like people - Hi, everyone, America.
- What's your name? - Tell me who you are.
My name is Ron Christopher Porter Jr.
- Okay.
- I'm from Washington D.
C.
Yes, and what are your hopes and dreams? My dream is to be a movie voice-over.
Like, you sit down and watch a movie, and I wanna put you in the mood, for like, a movie trailer voice-over.
And the dream is to do this professionally? - Yes.
- Oh, oh, "yes.
" Hello.
Okay, go and do your act.
- Okay.
- All right.
What if you knew your world was about to come to a haunting stop and the God you love loved you no more? From the producers of America's Got Talent, brings you one boy with a movie voice that can change his life forever.
My name is Ron Christopher Porter Jr.
And I'm reporting live from America's Got Talent.
Thank you.
Aah! You're gonna break his heart.
Look what you did, Howard.
Look what you did, Howard.
- What'd I do? - You don't understand.
I was so nervous, ugh.
- Howard! - It's a hard job.
This is my dream.
My dream was to be a judge.
- You okay? - I'm fine.
- You okay? - I could do it again.
- No.
- No, no, you good.
- Just let them talk.
- No, no, no, Ron.
Ron Ron.
Okay, go ahead.
I don't know where this would be an act.
You understand? I don't think you can go onstage with this.
Oh, I hope you guys do.
All right, let's vote, gentlemen, please.
All right, we are now gonna vote.
His fate is in our hands.
Howard Stern is being asked to vote.
The vote comes in, the vote is Unfortunately, it's a no for me.
But it isn't over yet.
Ron, you are a very lovely young man.
Thank you.
But it has to be a no.
So that's two nos, so it doesn't really matter, but Well, can I announce the acts that are gonna come? "Coming to the stage," you know? No, that's what Nick does.
Oh, I'm sorry, Nick.
I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're welcome to hang out and just - Hang out with Nick.
- Yeah, hang out with Nick.
- Okay, okay really? - Yeah, it'll be like a party.
Really? Oh, my God! - Really? - Yes.
Ahh! Oh, my God.
Thank you! You're welcome.
Thank you.
Bye.
Wow, worked out.
- Oh, my God.
- Ahh.
Okay, so you're not going to Vegas, - but pull up a chair.
- Okay.
And you just hang out.
Okay, I'm gonna hang out with you.
Yes, somebody get him a chair.
I need a chair.
This is a hell of a crowd.
Hey, now.
I like having fans hang out with me.
Could I go now? Where are you going? Back to the hotel.
No, we got another act.
I'm gonna get you a special announcer to get the crowd hyped for you.
Yo, come on over here, Ron.
Here we go.
This has been a good blend, a really good great day today.
Hit it, Ron.
Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage, Curtis Cuttsbey.
Yeah! That was good.
Thank you, okay.
That was good.
Now go sit, sit back - I'll sit back down.
- Yeah, yeah.
Your name is? I couldn't hear it clearly.
Curtis Cuttsbey.
And what do you, Curtis? I drive trucks.
I pick up the recycle.
And, uh, what will you be doing for us today? I'll be doing "Give it to me baby" by Rick James.
Let's see that $1,000,000 act right now.
Aw, this my song.
when I came home last night wouldn't make love to me Wow.
I think he might need some moral support out there.
Remember, you was All right, I'll make it short and sweet.
- I wasn't feeling it.
- Okay.
And I'm gonna have to give you a no, I'm sorry.
- All right.
- Sharon? And it's a no for me too, Curtis.
- But thank you.
- Okay, thank you.
- Bye.
- Come on, now.
Let's go help him.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Uh-oh.
Hold, hold on.
Oh, see, we was just saying, - that was a good song.
- Yes, it was.
We didn't really get through it.
- That was Rick James, right? - Mm-hmm.
Y'all, we need to feel that.
And usually Rick James had, like, - backup dancers.
- Backup dancers.
And, you know, Ron is my new partner on the show.
And I was thinking you go ahead and step up, little bit like that.
And we got the choreography.
I like the move.
Y'all ready to come on, let's have a party.
Here we go.
Ahh! Ah! Oh! Ohh! That's what it is, oh, yeah.
Ah, yes.
Yes.
Oh, baby, lay on the floor.
Go ahead, hit it, man! I came home last night I said home last night you wouldn't make love to me you went fast asleep all right wouldn't even talk to me say I'm so crazy coming home intoxicated I say I just wanna love you Come on, let's go! Let's go, pick it up.
That's why I'm so elated come on, give it to me baby Ooh! Whoo! Ooh! Baby give it to me baby That's what I'm talking about.
That's how you do it.
Spectacular.
Turned it up.
- Talent is what that was.
- It was.
And it's been a great, amazing show here in St.
Louis.
Hanging with my friends Ron and Curtis.
Right on.
Uh, the sexual chocolates.
The announcer? - The announcer wasn't bad.
- He's a better dancer.
give it to me baby Peace.
Bye, Sharon.
Oh, my God.
That was so much fun.
That's how we treat the fans here on America's got talent.
When you and Nick danced together, like, you guys should be a couple.
We are I'm taking him home with us now.
I don't know if Mariah would appreciate that.
Oh, Mariah wouldn't like that, no.
Oh, Mariah can handle it.
She's looking to get Nick out of the house.
Okay, come on, let's go.
I told you, man, that's how we treat our fans.
- We good, yes? - Yeah, yeah.
Wow, can I just tell you, wow.
- We love you! - We hit a home run here.
I mean, home run.
Who knew? Get out of here.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, St.
Louis.
We love you, Howie! - Holla.
- Holla!
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