Angry Kid (1999) s02e01 Episode Script
Wanker
- Dad.
- Yes? - What's a wanker? - Oh, er - Well, it's not a very nice word.
- Yeah, but what is it? It's It means The boys at school, right, they said it was someone what does wanking.
- Yes, I suppose it is.
- Right.
- So, what is it? - Well, it's perfectly normal, natural behaviour Yeah, yeah, but what is it? It's something that at a certain age you might find Certain feelings that you I wanna know because my mate said that it makes you go blind.
Now, now, that's rubbish.
Doesrt make you go blind.
Like I said, it's perfectly healthy.
So, what is it? Have you ever done it? Where's that tape you wanted to listen to? It'd be quite nice to listen to some music now Anyway, I told them it couldn't make you go blind because they said you're a wanker and you're not blind, are you, Dad? - No.
- Though you do wear glasses.
Anyway, it's not a very nice word.
So let's not hear any more about it, all right? All right.
(WHISPERING) Wanker.
- Yes? - What's a wanker? - Oh, er - Well, it's not a very nice word.
- Yeah, but what is it? It's It means The boys at school, right, they said it was someone what does wanking.
- Yes, I suppose it is.
- Right.
- So, what is it? - Well, it's perfectly normal, natural behaviour Yeah, yeah, but what is it? It's something that at a certain age you might find Certain feelings that you I wanna know because my mate said that it makes you go blind.
Now, now, that's rubbish.
Doesrt make you go blind.
Like I said, it's perfectly healthy.
So, what is it? Have you ever done it? Where's that tape you wanted to listen to? It'd be quite nice to listen to some music now Anyway, I told them it couldn't make you go blind because they said you're a wanker and you're not blind, are you, Dad? - No.
- Though you do wear glasses.
Anyway, it's not a very nice word.
So let's not hear any more about it, all right? All right.
(WHISPERING) Wanker.