Baarish (2019) s01e09 Episode Script

- We
- Of course.
You will also perform
to a track as a pair, right?
No. Aniket, you all do it.
We will watch.
Hold her waist.
What are you doing?
I cannot do this in public
[Gauravi] Don't force Anuj
too much.
He cannot dance.
And forget about dancing.
We are not even
able to stand near each other.
Bring some chemistry, Gauravi.
[Falguni] After that incident,
we never got a chance to speak.
[Falguni gasps] Our past
and our match getting fixed
I really hope that
she is marrying you
because she in love with you.
And not because of your money.
[Aniket] Mother,
you didn't tell me.
- Congratulations.
- Why?
Why? Even she doesn't know.
- What?
- You have got a new room.
Which one?
Come here.
Look at this.
This is your new room from now on.
This hall.
So, get your stuff and move here.
And from now you will sleep in
the place where I used to sleep.
Excuse me.
Why will I move to the hall?
Because now this room will belong
to Shreya and Aniket. Right?
Why will it belong to
Shreya and Aniket?
That's my room.
Gauravi is so smart.
But you didn't understand.
Pack your stuff and move.
I am not moving anywhere.
Are you mad? Don't be stubborn.
- Mother
- Stop.
- Mother, that's my room.
- Listen to me.
Shreya is leaving her comfort zone.
She is leaving her room
which is bigger than our house.
And she will come here
and live with Aniket.
And you can't even give up
your room for her.
But Gauravi, this is my room.
Forget about that.
Right now,
think from my point of view.
I only see your Insta feeds.
Insta feeds?
My Insta star,
when Shreya comes,
she will stay in this room
- and all her videos and photos
will be of this room, right? - Yes.
And she will live in Asmi's room.
So, all her followers
will be your followers.
- Right?
- Your life will be sorted.
You will become famous.
OMG.
I will be the Insta Queen.
Shreya's followers will be
my followers.
[Title Montage]
[Snaps fingers]
Where are you lost?
I am really scared.
- Good start, my boy.
- What is good about this?
[Saurabh] Look, a man gets
overconfident after marriage.
Their wife just
- [Blows air]
- Hail Lord Krishna. Whatever.
[Saurabh] That is the truth.
Are you scaring me
or making me understand?
[Anuj] Huh?
Saurabh, what will happen?
Marriage.
I have got no experience in that.
Yes, right. As if I have
a lot of experience.
I have got an entire harem here.
I am asking you seriously
and you are cracking jokes.
And they are all stupid.
[Saurabh] Look, I will give you
tips for a good married life. Okay?
Give me good tips, okay?
- Proper tips.
- Yes.
Rule number 1.
Never argue with your wife.
- Argument.
- Yes.
I got it now.
Rule number 2.
Never forget rule number 1.
[Saurabh] Rule number 3.
No matter how wrong your wife,
you maintain it.
Stand your ground.
That is the secret
of a happy married life.
You two are still here.
Moron, it is your wedding tomorrow.
Go and sleep.
Yes. I am going.
- Baby.
- Go. Yes.
You are right.
Always right.
- [Clicks tongue] Look, I have to
mind everything, right? - Yes.
You are the boss, baby.
Darling, I am not the boss.
[Pulls air] But I love it
when you say that.
You are right, baby.
- Come on. We will go and sleep.
- Oh yes.
- You go and sleep too.
- Sit for at least 5 minutes.
Anuj. Go and snooze. Go.
Oh my God.
Ani, you will not believe it.
It was so much fun.
[Shreya giggling]
Anyway,
how was your bachelor party?
My friends hosted
a small booze party.
Then I came home and
disguised the odour with deo.
Chewed on gum
so that no one gets to know.
Coward. But your dad drinks, right?
[Shreya] Anyway,
did you call strippers?
Strippers? We called them.
[Aniket] Not one. We called two.
We had a lot of fun.
[Shreya] Shut up, you coward.
Anyway.
[Shreya] Why do you need strippers
when you have me?
Let me give you a strip tease.
Hey!
Shreya,
save something for tomorrow.
There is a lot for tomorrow, baby.
[Shreya] I am going to change
your destiny.
They say, the Goddess Durga
or Goddess Lakshmi
One of them is going to come home.
Yes, Goddess Lakshmi.
From tomorrow, your name
is going to be Lakshmi.
Fk you.
Pleasure is all mine.
- [Shreya] Bye.
- Bye.
[Clouds thundering]
[Song playing]
[Everyone clapping]
[Everyone clapping]
[Padimini] I knew that
you would come for your siblings.
I am here
because I have to be here.
Don't think that
I am happy about all this.
Have a look. But don't
upload it now, okay?
And when you upload it,
don't forget the hashtag.
Shreyket.
- Yeah.
- [Giggling]
- [Kisses] Love you guys.
- Shreya.
I don't want to sound mean.
But I thought
it would be a big solitaire.
And it looks cheap now.
- [Clicks tongue] Babe - And
this is even below poverty line.
I don't want to stress
about that right now.
I don't want a pimple
on my dimple. Okay?
Aww.
Thank you so much for coming.
I love you.
- Aww. - [Kisses] Anything for you,
my love.
- Shall we go?
- Yes.
Come on.
Butterflies in my stomach.
I mean any girl would be nervous
before the wedding, right?
- Gauravi
- [Song playing]
She is really nice.
I am happy but
But I am a little scared.
Gauravi is really nice.
She
She is really nice.
That's it.
Gauravi
I have already said this.
What else should I say?
He will always keep me happy.
I know.
When she is around me,
I forget all my worries
and I am always happy.
I cannot wait to marry
my prince charming.
Rishi, when did you arrange all this?
The arrangements are awesome.
Mother, I was fulfilling the duty
of being a brother.
That's it.
Rishi, there are two brides here.
Such special arrangement
for one.
And plain arrangement
for the other?
We told them that we would
spend for the entire wedding.
- What will they think now
- Mom.
Do you really think
that they have a right to think?
They should just be happy
that we are getting married
into their family.
And I did it for my sister.
No one should have
a problem with it.
Especially you, mom.
Now you can go and have some fun.
It's okay. Okay?
[Padimini] Greetings.
[Door opens]
Please come in.
- Welcome, ma'am.
- [Gauravi] Thank you.
[Anuj] Yes.
Zeenia and Saurabh
must have done all this.
- Come, let's go.
- Hmm.
We would have gone home.
But Rishi is hosting a party
at home. That's why.
Happy married night, sir.
You too.
I mean welcome.
Thank you.
Sir, happy married night.
You already wished once. Oh.
This is for you.
Thank you, sir.
Enjoy your night, sir.
[Clears throat]
Good night, ma'am.
Come and sit.
Oh. It is a nice exhibition.
They are ducks, right?
They have formed a heart.
May I ask you something?
It is personal.
Yes. Ask me.
This
What is the cost of this room?
This room? It is quiet large so
President President
- President
- Presidential suite.
Yes, suit.
- Yes, INR 40-50 thousand.
- INR 50 thousand?
Yes. It is unnecessary
expenditure, right?
Yes.
We could have bought
a better ring with that money.
Now since we have
already spent the money
let's recover.
I drank orange juice
in the morning.
Do you like it?
Even Sweet Lime?
Yes.
Hey, cockroach.
Where?
There.
- [Gauravi] Where? - Such
a big hotel with cockroaches.
The cockroach doesn't care
about the grade of the hotel.
- [Anuj] Hey.
- Where? Wait a second.
Calm down. Let me check.
Okay.
- It went down.
- Where?
[Anuj] It came here. It is gone.
It's gone!
- Where?
- It should be there.
- Did you find it?
- No.
- Where did it go?
- [Gauravi] Where did it go?
Where did it go?
- There!
- [Gauravi] Where?
- Where?
- Did you see it?
- No.
- Did you see it?
[Bed cracking]
[Song playing]
The bed broke.
[Gauravi exhales]
[Anuj groans]
[Both exhales]
Are you okay?
Yes. I am fine.
Are you okay?
Is the cockroach gone?
Yes, the cockroach must have gone.
How did it break?
- I will call the hotel guys.
- Yes.
[Phone ringing]
Hello.
Your bed is weak.
We were jumping around a bit
and it broke.
Send someone to check it.
I mean
I will explain when they come.
The cockroach came
and madam went there.
And it came here and I thought
that it was coming to me,
so I jumped there.
And when I came here, I saw madam
looking at the cockroach here.
And when it came to me,
I jumped from there.
And the bed broke down.
Sir, it is all right.
We believe you.
- Yes. - This often happens
with honeymoon couples.
Brother, it is nothing like that.
We didn't even start
I mean it is nothing like you
just said.
Yes. Exactly.
I mean this bed. We
- It broke but we haven't
broken it. - It broke but
- Exactly.
- We haven't broken it.
I mean the cockroach broke it.
I mean the cockroach didn't
break it. I mean it broke.
- I told you everything
from the beginning. - Yes.
- [Anuj] That's what happened.
Right? - One moment.
Yes. Just do one thing.
- Get two single mattresses for us.
That's it. - Yes.
- But I am arranging another suite
for you. - No.
- No.
- There is no need for that.
Madam asked
for 2 single mattresses.
- Get them. Go. Come.
- Okay.
- I mean, get them.
- Okay, I will do that.
- Thank you.
- Hail Lord Krishna.
They have gone.
Come and sit.
[Clears throat]
We trampled these ducks.
[Gauravi giggling]
[Anuj giggling]
[Theme music playing]