Baby Bandito (2024) s01e01 Episode Script

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["Rumore" by Raffaella Carrà playing]
[bell tolling]
Na-na, na-na-na ♪
My name is Kevin Tapia.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
But here in Europe,
I'm known as "Il Baby Bandito."
Na-na-na-na ♪
We've got three minutes.
- Get on the ground! Get down!
- [man] Nobody move! On the ground! Fast!
[Kevin] I always knew
destiny would take me far.
- Very far.
- Na-na-na-na ♪
I was born in Santiago de Chile,
raised in the hood, and I know the street.
Na-na ♪
[both grunting]
Il Baby Bandito has eluded police
at the airport
[reporter 1] More than six billion pesos.
[reporter 2] By the time
the alarms went off,
it was too late.
[music continues]
[Kevin] They say
money can't buy happiness,
but whoever said that was never poor.
[girl squeals excitedly]
[all laughing]
[Kevin] Now that I'm rolling in dough,
I'm the happiest guy in the world.
Finally, I can do whatever I want.
Every single day, forever.
Opportunity makes the thief. And, well
I became more than Kevin Tapia.
Now, the whole world knows who I am.
But fame has a price.
[reporter 3] The mastermind
behind the Heist of the Century
at Santiago's airport has been caught,
and he has been extradited from Italy.
Proclaiming his innocence,
Kevin Tapia has returned to Chile.
- [cork pops]
- [laughs]
[in Italian]
Welcome to this Baby Bandito adventure.
Still wanna know how I got here?
Hey, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
[music fades out]
[woman, in English]
So when it comes to the tourist industry,
demand is consistently increasing.
That can vary based on location
- [cell phone vibrating]
- infrastructure, or services offered.
[woman] The very concept of hospitality
- [students jeer]
- Kevin.
Online check-in and automatic,
how are they different?
Online check-in, the client has the chance
to choose their room
from what's available on the web,
and with automatic check-in,
the hotel does it for them.
- [professor] Very good.
- [knocks on door]
Pardon me, Professor,
but a projector has gone missing
from room four.
- We need to search everyone's backpacks.
- [students groan]
[professor] Class will not resume
until the projector has been found.
If you find anything,
I'll go 50-50 with you.
[skateboard clatters]
[school bell rings]
[huffs, grunts]
[boy] Dude, wait up. Hey!
- [Kevin] Hurry up, dude.
- Ready to smash your own record?
I was born ready, Panda.
I'm about to go to the next level.
No fame, no glory.
["Tu Pum Pum" by Charlee Way
playing on stereo]
[music continues]
- [groans]
- Anything to say to your fans?
This face that you see
is gonna be soon all over the place.
Outta this world.
Gimme that.
[distant sirens wailing]
[Panda] Hey, Kevin, now you film me.
[Kevin breathing heavily]
["Gasolina" by Nicolás Contreras playing]
[music building]
[music drowns out background]
- Hey, Kevin.
- [music fades out]
[girl gasps] Ow!
Did you film that?
- [Kevin] Yeah, why?
- [music resumes]
- [Kevin] Hey!
- What the fuck? My backpack!
[music continues]
[dogs barking]
[Kevin groans]
- [music ends]
- [Kevin panting]
- Y-You okay, dude?
- Yeah.
Thanks a lot.
[distant sirens wailing]
So what's your name?
[Panda] Kevin!
The Home Alone kid.
[both chuckle]
That's my buddy Panda.
We call him that
'cause he looks like a teddy bear.
All right. See ya, Kevin.
[skateboard clatters]
What's your Facebook?
- Huh?
- Your phone number? Your Insta?
[scoffs] I don't know who you are.
Yeah, you do. You know I'm Kevin.
I know you're Génesis.
You met my friend Panda.
Strangers no more.
[sultry electronic music playing]
[keypad clacking]
- See ya.
- Yeah.
You sealed the deal, didn't you?
[chuckles] All right. Let's roll, bro.
[tango fusion music playing]
[man 1] Let's go over there.
[music continues]
Let's go.
- Incoming. Almost there. Hook.
- [man 2] Hook!
Take it away, champ.
[man 1] Hey, Quiquiño, get home safe.
- Tomorrow at 4:00 a.m.
- [man 3] Let's go.
[music fades out]
[tense ambient music playing]
[man 4 sighs]
Gerardo and Franco just got word.
A shipment in cash of a billion pesos
will come through the airport
in about ten days.
The armored truck has to wait 20 minutes
in a hangar while they fuel up the plane.
That's our opportunity.
We'll have three minutes
to load it onto a truck and get out.
You tell the old man?
I wanted you to be the first to know.
[tango fusion music resumes]
[birds chirping]
[indistinct chatter on nearby TV]
- Good morning to the queen of the house.
- [chuckles] Who, me?
[Kevin] Yeah. [chuckles]
- And Grandma is the queen mother.
- [chuckles]
All we're missing is the princess,
but I met one already.
- [mother] Where? From around here?
- How could she be from around here?
She's outta this world.
Looks like you really fell hard, huh?
If you could see, Grandma,
her eyes when they look at you,
like a top model.
A what?
Top model.
[grandmother] Huh.
And does this girl have a name?
- The most beautiful name in the world.
- What is it?
[chuckles] Génesis.
- What's this about?
- It's for you to pay school.
[knocking on door]
Step back.
- Sh.
- [Kevin grunts]
Where are the drugs at?
[Kevin] What drugs, dude?
We're upstanding people. Your info is bad.
Ma'am, would you prefer
to speak in private?
You're wrong. I don't have anything.
Give us the money and drugs,
and we won't have to rip this place apart.
You want us to press charges, ma'am?
'Cause if you prefer it,
we can open an official investigation.
- Yeah. Okay. No.
- I don't have anything. Really.
- No! Ah! Ah! No!
- Yeah, get over here.
Get off of her! Let her go!
- [cop 1] Hand it over.
- [mother] Okay! Okay! Okay!
- [Kevin] What the hell?
- [mother breathes heavily]
Enough. Enough. Let me go.
[breathing heavily]
[objects clattering]
[ominous ambient music playing]
[cop 2] Thanks, son.
[door closes]
Why are you doing this, Mom?
I didn't want you to end up like your dad.
You think you're better than him?
Get your head outta your ass.
[ominous music builds]
[music fades out]
[jaunty music playing on radio]
Hi there.
Do you have a stepladder
or anything we could borrow?
We're painting over there.
Or you could come give us a hand maybe?
[girl chuckles]
Do you like to paint?
[Panda] Um, sure.
I mean, I've never done it.
[girl] Hmm.
That's great.
[man] Psh.
What a cute couple you'll make, tubby.
You got yourself a girlfriend, boy?
This looks like garbage.
So you like my son?
He's a good-looking guy.
[chuckles] He just looks stupid.
He's actually a catch.
Know why? Because I taught him.
- Okay, old man. Easy.
- Showed him things.
- Let's go.
- Don't touch me! Keep your hands off!
- Calm down then.
- Just shut it!
- Let's get you home.
- Get your hands off.
[grunts] Outta here.
Hey. My skateboard.
I look after you,
and this is how you treat me?
Stupid and ugly.
[tense ambient music playing]
[man grumbles]
Don't let him treat you like that, man.
- [Panda] What else can I do?
- Tell that old bastard something.
[Panda] He doesn't listen.
Can't pick your dad, man.
The princess invited me to her birthday.
[Panda chuckles]
["Casa Latina" by Odisea playing]
- [Panda] You sure this is the place?
- [Kevin] Obviously it is.
What if we crossed
all of Santiago for nothing,
and she's just playing you?
- [Kevin] I don't think so.
- [Panda] Quit dreaming.
She'd never go for guys like us.
[Kevin] There she is.
[music continues]
- You're here.
- Yeah.
- I came to meet my in-laws.
- Ah.
Nice house. So what, is your dad a narco?
No. [chuckles]
- You gonna introduce me to him?
- No.
But I can introduce you to my boyfriend.
No, thanks.
Since we're both here, why don't we dance?
I didn't come all this way
just to look at you.
["Candy" by Plan B playing]
[guests whoop]
Wanna dance?
Hey, buddy!
- [Kevin grunts]
- [boy] Fuck you, bro.
- What's wrong with you?
- The fuck?
- Get lost, piece of shit!
- Ignacio, chill the fuck out.
Lots of private school
and such poor manners.
- This your boyfriend?
- Yes.
Yeah, asshole. I'm her boyfriend.
- [Kevin] Sure.
- Come on, Kevin, let's go.
Sorry, princess.
I didn't mean to ruin your party.
- You better go, fucker!
- [Génesis] Shut up!
- You fuckin' lowlife!
- [Génesis] Just stop! Stop all that!
- Relax, bro.
- Everybody, chill.
Okay, okay.
So where did you meet my daughter?
Just around.
[tense ambient music playing]
[woman] You're sweet.
But not for my daughter.
[hip-hop music playing]
[music ends]
[eerie music playing]
Move it.
[Greyhound] Didn't I say
we are the ones who set the terms?
Did I say that or not?
I'm only asking for an advance
of what I'm owed.
Without me, you can't get
in the airport, motherfucker.
[scoffs softly]
[exhales sharply]
[Greyhound] There's your advance,
[man 1 breathes heavily]
What the fuck is going on here?
[dramatic music playing]
[dramatic music pulsating]
- [man 1 spits]
- How can I help you?
Are you the boss?
[man 2] What's the problem?
[man 1] I want what's owed to me.
Did they agree to pay you ahead of time?
[Greyhound] No.
We told the shithead we'd give him a cut,
but not until the robbery was over.
So what happened?
He got greedy and wants more.
I wasn't talking to you.
Without my help,
you have no chance, you assholes.
What is your name?
- Gerardo.
- Hmm? Gerardo what?
Gerardo. That's it.
Okay, "Gerardo That's-it."
You got kids? A wife?
Are you a family man?
You threatening me?
[music builds]
[Gerardo grunts]
[heavy thumps]
[chair clatters]
[man 2 breathing heavily]
[Gerardo gurgles]
[man 2] I'm sick of my time being wasted,
for fuck's sake.
[tense music playing]
Handle him.
Toss him in the meat grinder.
- [strip curtain rustles]
- [footsteps departing]
[distant clank]
[muffled meat grinder whirring]
[poignant piano music playing softly]
- [breathing heavily]
- [Russian] Sh, sh, sh.
Just think about
all the wonderful things we'll both do
once we get to have all that money.
[meat grinder whirs]
And we get out of this shithole.
[meat grinder whirring]
["Million Moments"
by Jennifer June playing]
- Breathe in, breathe out ♪
- [kissing]
- And say a prayer ♪
- [Kevin] Are these yours?
- [Génesis] Yeah.
- They're incredible.
Now ♪
- Gimme.
- [chuckles]
- No. Give it to me.
- [chuckles]
For you ♪
You should study fashion design
or something. Something with clothes.
Not that lame degree.
- What's it called?
- [scoffs] Business administration.
- [soft breathing]
- [kissing]
[Kevin exhales deeply]
I go over it in my mind ♪
Yeah, but that's what your dad wants.
It's you I'm asking.
What does Génesis want?
We'll never have ♪
The million moments ♪
But I let go ♪
- The million moments ♪
- [Génesis] I wanna leave this country.
Start over, travel the world.
Be with fashionable people,
live in other places.
Let's do it together.
You as a designer,
and me working in tourism
and skating.
You're a dreamer, aren't you?
- Breathe out ♪
- It's free, isn't it?
Breathe in ♪
I like what you said about dreams.
Try to forget it ♪
- Everything ♪
- I just wanna dream with you.
[Kevin] All our dreams
are gonna come true, my princess.
For me ♪
- And I'm gonna surprise you.
- For us ♪
Wasn't I ♪
- Bye.
- Ciao.
[skateboard clatters]
Finally, dude. Finally!
- Oh, come on. I didn't take that long.
- Yeah, let's go.
- A quick minute.
- Come on.
Wait. Let me start this thing up, 'cause
[engine chugging]
- That piece never starts.
- Ugh. Now we're screwed. Fuck.
[Génesis] Bye!
[vehicle approaching]
- It never starts. It's useless.
- Son of a bitch, man.
- [Kevin] What do we do now?
- [Panda] We just gotta wait.
We'll give it five minutes,
and for sure it'll start.
I'm hungry. Gonna get some food.
Wait here.
[cell phone ringing]
I told you
not to call this number, dumbass.
A deal's a deal.
I told you, shithead.
I have no idea where it is.
You just worry about your part.
Yeah, yeah. That's enough.
Don't push me, dude.
Do not push me. We make the rules here.
- [Kevin grunts]
- [thud]
[tense ambient music playing]
Relax, bro. It's hardly a scratch.
I'm not your bro, you punk.
[grunts] What the fuck?
[Panda] Hello.
One with no onions, please.
What the fuck?
Hey, that's my skateboard, man.
- [Russian] Hey, hey, hey.
- [Kevin grunts]
[music pulsating]
[breathing shakily]
[Russian] You fucked up
with your skateboard, dumbass.
[Greyhound] For being an idiot.
Fuckin' dumb kid.
[breathing heavily]
[engine starts]
[pulsating music continues]
[Kevin] My skateboard.
[vehicle departing]
- [breathes heavily]
- [dramatic music playing]
Dude, what are you doing?
[music fades]
[Velcro crackling softly]
[suspenseful music playing]
- Hey. What are you doing?
- [gasps] What are you doing here, bro?
Watch if anybody's there.
[Panda whispers] Kevin.
[Russian] Dude, it's all good.
Just a little cuddle.
[Greyhound] Not here, dude.
- Get off me, you fag.
- [Russian chuckling]
Oh you fucking love it, dude.
[tense ambient music playing]
$1,000,000,000 HEIS
[distant clatter]
[music continues]
[nearby clatter]
[man 1] C'mon, hurry. Let's go.
What are you doing?
[man 2] Hurry.
[man 1] It's the other way.
[man 2] Where'd you leave the shovels?
[man 1] There it is.
[man 2] Seems like the old man is pissed.
[tense music continues]
[boss] All right, let's go over the plan.
And tell me every detail.
This is the hangar
where the truck will enter.
This is the one day
we can pull this plan off.
That truck will be loaded with cash,
money that's going north,
to ATMs for Fiesta de la Pampilla.
The truck arrives at 5:40 a.m.,
and we will too.
We get through security
with those credentials.
They're verified and listed in the ledger.
We even have uniforms as well.
- [boss] And where's our truck?
- [man 1] It's not here yet.
[man 1] I wanna be able to check it out.
The truck is all set.
It won't cause any problems.
[boss] You sure?
[Greyhound] I'm sure.
- And how are you gonna get in the hangar?
- With the access code that Greyhound has.
Was I asking you?
Let's go through it again,
just to be sure.
I don't want any pussy mistakes.
Okay. Go.
[Russian inhales deeply, sighs]
[somber ambient music playing]
[Kevin breathing anxiously]
[bandsaw whizzing in distance]
[bandsaw whizzing]
[somber music continues]
[music fades out]
Shit, Anita. This doesn't even cover
the interest you owe me.
Hey, it all adds up.
Take a look.
What the fuck am I gonna do with this?
Go out and sell it?
[door opens]
We will get your money.
You can't buy me off
like you did the cops.
[door slams]
[Ana sighs]
Where'd you get that from?
Don't worry about it.
You don't deserve all this trouble, Mom.
[Ana] Nobody deserves
anything in life, kid.
Things are the way they are.
[footsteps departing]
[hip-hop music fading in]
Fuck. Where the fuck is it?
[hip-hop music playing]
[Greyhound sighs]
What's up?
I can't find my notebook.
Did you take it?
[music continues]
[Russian] What?
- That dumbass kid's skateboard.
- [Russian] What about it?
- It was right there before.
- [Russian] I haven't seen it.
Want some?
[sighs] I don't want shit.
[music continues]
$1,000,000,000 HEIS
[Russian] What's your problem?
My problem is that my fucking notebook
had the code to open the hangar in it.
[hip-hop music continues]
[music ends]
How's that gonna count, man?
That was out, man.
- Yo, what's up? What's goin' on?
- Hey.
Better all stop talking, man.
Talking that shit.
- Tapia!
- Huh?
You got a visitor!
- Now!
- [man 1] Seriously?
Later, man.
- [man 2] Pedro got a visitor?
- [Pedro] Visitor? [chuckles]
[Pedro groans]
[groans, sighs]
To what do I owe this surprise?
You remembered your ol' pops, huh?
How are you, Dad?
How are things at the house?
Oh, you're chatty today, aren't you, kid?
[Kevin] Hmm.
How do I find the Panther?
The Panther?
And why do you wanna find that asshole?
To run a job together.
You always said he was the best at it.
You wanna run a job?
See all this shit?
All these idiots had an idea
that seemed brilliant.
So will you tell me
where to find the Panther?
[inaudible chatter]
[electronic music playing]
Hey, Kevin, since when
do you wanna be a robber?
Since never. But this is an opportunity
we can't pass up, man.
Time to grow a pair.
Why do you think
they call 'em the Butchers?
Chill, man. Nobody saw me.
Trust me. When have I ever let you down?
- You have all these debts.
- Never.
You have to pay to stay out of trouble.
We all do.
[Kevin] Hey.
I'm Kevin.
My dad is your friend.
What are you doing here?
I'm here to offer you a job.
This is my associate, Panda.
What kind of job?
A master plan.
Master plan for what?
A master plan to steal billions of pesos
at the airport.
[hip-hop music playing]
[computer mouse clicking]
[mouse clicks]
[Greyhound] I'm going to kill you.
[music continues, lyrics in Spanish]
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