Bad Monkey (2024) s01e10 Episode Script

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- [thunder crashing]
- [rain pattering]
[Eve] There you are! Thank God.
I've been looking everywhere for you.
[Dragon Queen] The storm is here,
just like I said.
[Eve] Who the fuck do you think you are?
I'm the motherfucking Dragon Queen!
[screams]
You cut me.
I know what I did.
And I don't need this.
You fucking stole that?
How it feel, huh?
To have done to you what
you have done to so many.
Give back the land you stole,
and get the fuck off my island.
Your island?
Mine to protect.
And if I don't, bitch?
The island will demand a sacrifice.
And I'll make sure she gets it.
Okay. Okay, okay. Okay, I'll leave.
I don't like it here.
There's too many bugs.
I don't believe you.
Time to end this.
[both scream]
[Dragon Queen grunts]
[grunting]
- [screams]
- [grunts]
[grunting, breathing heavily]
[coughing, gasping]
[Keith] And just like that,
the island had its sacrifice.
[Eve] Such a shame.
I really thought we were gonna be friends.
I hope you choke
[breathing heavily]
on your lies.
[breathing heavily, gasping]
Hello, my child.
You were right, Ya-Ya.
But what's new, hey?
I lost my way.
But now you've found it.
Always know how much I love you.
Jesus.
It's okay. [chuckles]
Just wanted to say goodbye.
You don't have to do that.
I do.
But before I go,
I know you like to
pretend you ain't got no soul,
but I know you have one.
Nobody can sing like that
without love in their heart.
[chuckles]
Don't be scared.
You work really hard
and follow your heart,
one day they're gonna call you "Queen."
[chuckles]
[coughing, gasping]
[groaning]
[exhales]
[rain continues pattering]
[Keith] After a storm like that,
the first thing you do is take stock.
And Egg, well, he knew,
with a bullet through his leg,
he could use a little backup.
[Yancy] How'd they get
another hired gun so fast?
You can always find people in Andros
who will do anything for money.
Yeah. You know, Las Vegas is like that,
but it usually involves people
putting Ping-Pong balls in weird places.
It's super disturbing.
You don't wanna know about it.
All right. Come on.
Let's get out of here.
We'll regroup.
What were we gonna do
if there wasn't a new guy?
You told me you had a plan.
No, I said I was marinating on a plan.
And once they're done soaking
in the juices and the spices,
then my plans are delicious.
- So you had nothing?
- You know what?
I don't like this as a starting point
for the two of us as teammates.
Now, look, we gotta come up
with something quick,
'cause I have a hunch they're gonna
get the hell out of Dodge.
- The Ping-Pong balls in Las Vegas
- Mm-hmm.
Are they sometimes in people's butts?
Only in the classy joints.
Listen, if I teach you one thing,
then I want you to remember this.
Never stay in Las Vegas
for more than one night.
You're gonna be tempted to go for two, but
you're gonna regret it every single time.
Last night, Hurricane Mel passed
the Bahamas with minimal damage.
Once it reached open water,
it was hit with a high-pressure system
which sucked all the power out of it.
- Anyways--
- [Eve sighs]
[TV clicks off]
The storm's over.
Let's get the hell out of Andros.
Oof. I can't even tell
you how badly this hurts.
Are you shitting me right now?
Hey, you know what I don't wanna do?
I don't wanna do the whole
"Let's compare whose thing is worse,"
- okay?
- [sighs]
'Cause I read an article
that said a stubbed toe can be
just as painful as a gunshot wound.
[grunts] I'll have to take a look at it
right after I stop pissing blood.
[grunts]
- [inhales deeply, groans]
- [gasps] I have good news!
You stopped bleeding.
I don't love the look of the yellow shit.
Do you think it's, like, spine juice?
I don't know. Taste it.
How the fuck would I know?
Well, you can still
move your legs though, right?
Just my toes.
[Eve] Well, that's awesome.
- I have something
- [sighs]
that I think
is gonna really cheer you up.
[kissing]
[chuckling] Get the fuck out of here.
There's a smile.
- Come here. It's gonna be okay.
- Thank you, baby.
- I love you.
- [Egg sighs]
[gasps] Hi, Egg.
- No sign of anyone.
- [Eve] Oh, God. I heard about Gracie.
Do they have any idea what happened?
- No.
- [Eve] Oh, Eggy. That's so sad.
I'm so sorry. She-She really was amazing.
Eggy, real quick,
I actually forgot his name.
He didn't give you one.
[laughing] I'm go--
I'm gonna name him Bacon.
Like eggs and bacon. [chuckles]
He won't like that.
Who cares? I'm gonna call you Bacon.
The fuck you are.
Okay.
[Yancy] Hey,
are you at your favorite lunch spot,
or did you move because
you were worried I was gonna show up?
Please tell me you're not in the Bahamas.
Where I'm at is not that important.
What is important is that
I'm not planning on kidnapping anybody.
You were very clear about
your feelings on kidnapping.
But I was planning on
taking some friends to Miami.
I was hoping that you could jump out
and say, "Surprise, you're under arrest."
Now, I just need a pilot
and I have this guy, Claspers,
but he won't come back to Andros
unless he has our word
that he won't be prosecuted
for some of the things that he's done.
[sighs] Just tell him
that I'll be receptive.
That is great news. Especially since
I already texted him that.
And just so you know, he hit me back with,
"On my way." There's 11
exclamation points, there's praise hands.
He even threw in
an eggplant emoji for good measure.
I have to go.
But before I hang up,
can I ask you for one more favor?
What?
[cell phone buzzing, chiming]
Councillor Browning's office.
This is Director Rhodes
from the Miami office of the FBI.
This is a courtesy call
about Nick and Eve Stripling.
I'm sitting here
with Detective Andrew Yancy,
who has shown me evidence
that the Striplings
are engaged in illicit activities.
So we are freezing their financial
assets at close of business today.
Thank you. I'll give them the message.
Great. We're officially fucked.
[Keith]
The only good thing about the pain,
Nick had never seen things so clear.
No, we're good.
We're good? You're down to,
like, three working toes.
Can you shut the fuck up
and listen for a second?
Don't talk to me like that
in front of Egg.
You know how horny it makes me
when you take charge.
[Egg sighs]
Look, I was worried about Yancy,
but if he's in Miami,
then we don't have to be
looking over our shoulder.
So what we need to do is get over to
Nassau and then work our way to London.
London?
[with British accent] I've always wanted
to go to London. I'm so excited, guv'nor.
- I love tea and I love--
- [Nick sighs]
But we're still gonna need cash,
all right?
They don't freeze our assets
till the end of day.
So, Egg, Claspers is MIA, so you
find us a pilot to get us to Nassau.
And, Eve, you go to the bank.
[normal voice] Okay, boss man.
I need to go get
some more fucking painkillers.
[Eve] I love you, baby.
They're gonna fix you up in London.
You're gonna be walking again in no time.
I just know it.
What?
Yeah, that's how it usually work
with spine injuries.
They get a little better each day.
Fuck you.
[Keith] But it was definitely
food for thought.
Okay, give me the good news.
You have any luck finding us a new gun?
[groans] Just got off
the phone with my Uncle Charles.
He said the one he gave Neville
was the only one he had,
but he'll make some calls.
Oh, and he also said he has
new binoculars that you can borrow.
Goodness. You know,
I don't even know your Uncle Charles,
but the fact that we asked for a weapon
and he's offering us binoculars
makes me wonder whether or not
he'll be a good addition for the team.
Well, it's tricky
getting handguns around here.
Some of the cops don't even have 'em.
[Keith] That gave Yancy an idea.
Let's see here. [sighs]
- [sighs]
- [phone buzzing, ringing]
[sighs] What do you want?
[Yancy] Hey, Rosa. Listen, please.
I know that you're disappointed
that I didn't get on the plane.
Disappointed?
You did not put her first.
I'm grateful for the input.
I'm gonna go ahead and move.
Rosa, listen.
I know that this is not
the end of us, okay?
We're good together. I'm sorry, but you
know I have to see this thing through.
[sighs] It's just--
Things got scary, you know?
I do.
And I'd like to see you
come home in one piece.
- Are you at least being safe?
- I am.
I promise.
Hey, you don't happen to remember
the exact spot
that you tossed that handgun, do you?
- And thanks for not hanging up on me
- [scoffs]
- 'cause you know how much I hate--
- Fucking incredible.
- [tires screech]
- Rosa?
[car door shuts]
There they are!
[screams]
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
Guys, we need this guy's help
and all he wants is friends,
so let's go a little bit bigger
on the greeting here. One, two, three.
- [exclaims] Claspers!
- Claspers!
- [all laughing]
- [Yancy] What!
[Claspers] Already worth the wait.
Oh, it's so good to see you, my friend.
- [Neville] Yes!
- Hello! Hello!
[Yancy] We're picking up
where we left off.
- We're picking up where we left off.
- [Claspers] Oh, hey.
Charles, this is not
the botanical gardens on a stroll.
We're looking for a gun,
so no binoculars, okay?
Leave me and my binoculars alone, man.
[Neville] I'm sorry Rosa hates you, Yancy,
but I wish she could
remember where she threw the gun.
Well, she was freaked out.
Hey, Charles,
what time does the local bank open at?
One o'clock.
[Yancy] Well, I'm betting that Eve
is gonna be there by 12:59, okay, guys?
So please, everyone keep looking,
'cause it's definitely around here.
Man, that Rosa's a great gal.
She's a knockout and she's got fire.
Well, I'll definitely let her know.
Maybe just a little less chitchat
and a little more gun-looking, please.
Yeah, y-you know,
we gabbed the whole flight home.
Uh, she said I talk too much,
but good news is
she said she knows somebody
who talks as much as I do, so.
I wonder if that's even possible.
[laughs] Doubt it.
Hey, guys. Little incentive.
I say we all take ten bucks.
Whoever finds the gun takes all the money.
- Deal?
- Deal.
- Deal.
- Deal.
- Good news. I found it. I got her.
- [Claspers sighs]
You don't have to pay me right away,
but get it to me.
Don't make it weird. Thanks.
He's a cheating rass man.
You know that, man?
All right. Look at that.
1:00 p.m. on the dot.
You gotta thank Charles for me,
because these binoculars
are the MVP of the mission so far.
[Neville] Oh, that'll make him so happy.
You know, we almost missed her
because you drive so slow.
The whole point of driving is so
that you can go faster than a bicycle.
- I'm not a great driver.
- Oh, you don't need to say that.
Anyone who rides with you
would know that immediately.
Now, when Eve comes out,
I'm gonna grab her and then
you just drive us to Clasper's plane.
And you can drive slower
than my grandmother. That's fine.
Okay, but what about Nick?
Nick got shish-kebabed.
He's not gonna go anywhere.
Once we get Eve to Miami,
she's gonna roll on him like that.
Now, all you have to do
is wait for my signal, all right?
So I'm gonna give you
a very clear, intentional signal
so there's no confusion,
and I'm gonna go like this
- and I'm gonna go like this.
- Okay.
So what if I go to the nose?
- What do you do?
- I come.
No, 'cause that could be
something that I'm just doing.
- Oh.
- That's not intentional.
- What if I do that?
- I come.
No. I might just
go like that to fix my hair.
That's why I'm doing two moves.
- Okay.
- Okay, so we've moved past the mistakes.
- Now what happens if I do this?
- Then I come.
Okay. And it's gonna be intentional.
- Okay.
- Can we just say it together,
- so we know we're on the same page?
- Sure.
- One, two, three. Intentional.
- Intentional.
See the fun we're having,
'cause we're prepared?
- Thank you.
- Stay with it. You got it.
All right. Good luck.
[musical ringtone playing]
[sighs]
[ringtone stops]
Sonny!
Where the hell are you?
Feels like I haven't seen you in days.
What are you talking about?
I'm chopping it up with Bobby.
I'm right outside your window.
Take a look.
I don't see anything.
Oh, you know what?
I'm on the other side of the building.
I got turned around here. Hey, Bobby.
It's Sonny. Give me one sec.
I gotta go deal with some vandalism
at the Hemingway House.
- Come by my office, I'll fill you in.
- On my way.
I was gonna grab
one of those fancy ice coffees.
Uh, do you want me to get you
one of those ice-blended gut-busters
with whipped cream?
Mmm, man, that would hit the spot.
Say no more. I'm gonna grab it.
I'm on my way. I'm gonna throw
a muffin at you too. Bye-bye.
[Keith] Now, they just had to wait.
[Egg] I gotta get my bosses
off this fucking island.
[pilot] I can't. My plane is trashed.
What about that
chatty American pilot you fly with?
- Why don't you ask him?
- [Egg] He fucked us.
Besides, he's gone.
I don't think so.
He said he's flying
some people later today.
He's been cannonballing
conch fritters for the last hour.
I think he's, like,
addicted to them. [scoffs]
[Keith]
Neville couldn't help but be excited.
It was showtime.
No way! Eve, right? How are you?
Oh, don't run away.
That would be very rude to do there, Eve.
Ah.
So you're the reason the bank
didn't know anything
about our account being frozen?
Yeah. I made that up. It was a fun story.
And I'm gonna fill you in on it,
'cause we're gonna have
a nice little flight to Miami, me and you.
[siren blares]
Hey, guys. How are you?
I'm a police officer from the Keys.
I'm gonna show you my badge here.
Just so you know,
this woman here is a murderer.
- Clearly not a murderer.
- She is a murderer.
So if you wanna cuff her,
that would be fantastic.
I'm gonna slowly go ahead
and give you gentlemen this gun here,
just so that everyone feels safe.
That's him. That's the guy who shot me.
Yeah, that's 100% not true.
Well, we'll run ballistics
on the gun, you know.
You don't have to run ballistics
on the gun.
That is the gun that shot him.
I'm just not the one that did it.
He also stabbed my husband
in the back with a fucking fishing rod.
That's also not true. Yes, I was there.
It was gruesome, but I did not stab
anybody in the back with a fishing rod.
Well, we'll handle it, Mrs. Stripling.
Handle what?
Eggy, my sweetheart,
will you drive me home?
Wait, wait, wait, what is going on here?
She's not going anywhere.
- Hey, hey, hey. Stand down.
- You're not going--
What am I standing down for?
Great to see you, Detective.
[engine starts]
[Keith] It's hard to be that close to what
you want just to watch it drive away.
You guys are making a big goddamn mistake.
Do you know who you just let go here?
Are you kidding me?
You know what it is? That's what it is.
[breathes heavily]
Sometimes you gotta sneeze,
and you're also worried
about the fucking humidity.
Then sometimes, the humidity comes.
[horn honking]
[grunts]
Neville, go! I'll grab you!
[engine starts]
[panting]
[tires squeal]
- [Neville grunting, panting]
- We really need to talk about signals.
- What's going on? Where-Where's Eve?
- [sighs] The whole thing went sideways.
Egg showed up like he had been tipped off.
Ugh, that's weird.
You look very guilty.
Claspers, is there something
that you might wanna tell us?
If you care about this friendship at all,
then this is your moment to be truthful.
[sucks teeth, clicks tongue]
He saw me.
I-I went to get fritters and Egg saw me.
- I-- [stammers]
- Claspers, what is wrong with you?
- [Claspers] I've got a fritter problem.
- Jesus.
- I am so sorry.
- [Yancy] It's all right.
- It's all right. We forgive.
- [groans]
- We don't forgive and forget.
- [scoffs]
We forgive and remember, but we forgive.
- Thank you.
- And remember.
Oh, uh, the good news is that,
um, I heard 'em talking,
and there are no planes
coming in or going off the island.
So the Striplings aren't going anywhere?
No.
Unless the, uh-- the yacht.
- Let's go.
- Not you.
I forgive you though.
But I'm still remembering it.
[sighs]
[Eve] So, Eggy's loading up the boat.
He has Tilly.
Oh, thank God. I was worried about Tilly.
Hmm.
You know, I'm gonna miss this island.
Me too.
I think I might come back here someday.
You might come back?
You don't mind if I tag along?
[chuckles]
[Nick] Hey, where are we going?
How do your legs feel, Nicky?
Are they, um--
Can you still move 'em? Or just your toes?
The fuck is going on?
Don't make me feel like
it's all my fault, okay?
You promised me you'd take care of me.
How are you gonna do that
when you're like this?
I would do it for you.
But we're very different people.
What's wrong with me?
How did I choose a fucking sociopath
over my own daughter?
- [sighs]
- Okay, you don't have to get mean.
Just do me a favor.
Tell Caitlin I love her, and I'm sorry.
Probably not gonna run into her.
[screams, groans]
[gasping, groaning]
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
[sighs] Hi. Oh, my God.
I wish I had my camera.
You guys look so cute. [stammers]
You look like you're posing.
Hey, I'll take Till. Hi, sweetie.
I will take the keys.
Where's Mr. Stripling?
So, you know what?
I didn't wanna push him
all the way here because it's so hot.
So, I told him, I said,
"Egg's gonna come get you."
Also, look what I have.
It's for being so awesome.
Be back in a few.
Hey, Eggy. So,
I'm actually gonna be the captain.
So is there anything that I should know?
Like, how do I steer?
Steering wheel.
[chuckles] Oh, I'm gonna miss
that sense of humor.
Okay, see ya.
Okay, Till. You and me, girlie girl.
My little copilot, okay?
It's an adventure. It's gonna be so fun.
Okay. [sighs] Run the boat.
Do you remember how they did thi--
- The-- The keys go here. Okay.
- [machinery whirring]
- The fucking--
- [engine starts]
[gasps] Oh, my God.
Look at that. It's starting.
[chuckles]
- Tilly?
- [Tilly barking]
[growling]
Fuckers.
Let go, Yancy! You're gonna drown!
What are you doing, Yancy?
Let go!
[Jim] You're not the cop of the world.
Let it go.
Come on, man. For once,
do what's right for you.
Let that shit go.
[Neville] Yancy, let go!
Come on, man. Just let go.
Just this once.
[sighs]
[Keith] I suppose
it was a personal victory of sorts,
but it sure as hell didn't feel like it.
It was a few days
before Neville went fishing again.
People didn't usually come out
to see what he caught,
but then again,
he had never hooked anything this big.
Well then, looks like I need a new job.
- Dawnie.
- Egg.
You got a good woman.
Don't fuck it up.
I almost had a good woman once.
[Keith] Now, I know I said
I've been telling fishing stories
to dumb tourists for years,
but I still don't know
how to end them that quick.
I can't help it.
I want closure for the people who need it.
- For a long time
- Mm-hmm.
he-- he was so great.
He was funny, and kind, and goofy.
[chuckles]
Do you believe me?
I don't know how much it matters
anyone believes you.
You know how your dad was with you.
But you know, I can say this to you.
Your dad loved you.
[exhales deeply] Thanks.
Yeah.
[squealing]
[Keith] And you can call me
a softy if you want
Lulu, let's go. Gotta get you home.
[Keith] But if there are two lonely souls
that are meant to be together,
then damn it,
I want 'em to end up together.
- [sighs]
- [chattering]
[inhales deeply, sighs]
It's okay.
You can go now.
[Driggs squealing]
[Keith] There it is.
[Driggs chittering]
[Keith] Look, if anyone takes the time
to sit and listen to you yammer on,
you gotta give 'em
something satisfying to hold on to.
Especially when the bad guy
got away with it.
[exclaims] Tilly, oh, my God.
How beautiful is Portugal?
We did it, baby.
We did it.
[chuckles]
[Keith] 'Cause I don't give a damn
if it was preordained or whatever,
I'm still gonna be upset
when the wrong person pays the price.
Are you okay?
I miss her very much.
[groans] Walk me home?
I saw her.
It's okay.
She visited me too.
It's because she believes again.
- [Lulu] That's nice.
- Yes, it is.
It means all her wishes will come true.
[breathes deeply]
Mmm.
[chomping]
Mmm.
[grunting, choking]
[Keith] I couldn't tell you
if Eve choked on her lies
or those baby carrots she loved so much,
but something sure as hell felt
like it was pulling her to the edge.
[gasps]
[whimpers]
[exhales sharply]
[onlookers screaming]
[Tilly lapping]
After breaking over 20 international laws,
Andrew Yancy found himself
without a badge once again.
[both chattering indistinctly]
Hey, Yancy!
Hey. What are my two favorite lovebirds
doing over here?
- Hey.
- No, I'll say hi for you.
- You go set up the chairs.
- [stammers]
He says hi.
What, are you guys
having a picnic over there?
No, we bought the dump from a bankruptcy
auction with all his mob money.
- Oh, fun.
- Yeah, we're gonna build a tiny house.
Not-- Just one story.
It's not gonna fuck up your view.
I feel like I should
be jumping up and down
'cause I just won the neighbor lottery.
Thanks. What are you up to?
Ah, I just got done inspecting
a Chinese restaurant over on Eaton Street.
Oh, Shanghai Tower?
- Mm-hmm.
- [Madeline groans]
They have the best fucking pot stickers.
I have-- The secret ingredient
is roach parts.
You know what? I don't give a shit.
I'm having them tonight.
All right, enjoy it.
A little extra protein's probably good
for you kids.
[musical ringtone playing]
[ringtone stops]
- [Yancy] Hello.
- Hello, Andrew.
Busy?
Hey, Bonnie. I'm actually reading.
You trying to turn me on?
Bonnie, aren't you incarcerated?
Shouldn't you be lifting weights
out in the yard?
Look, Tomas is out Jet Skiing.
[exhales sharply]
I have to know.
Are you still with Rosa?
You know, I wish I had an answer to that.
We're currently not speaking,
so I'm-- I'm really not sure.
Yeah, well, we didn't officially break up.
So, technically, you're cheating on me.
Well, my apologies, Bonnie.
I'm really into this book,
- so I'm gonna go ahead and--
- Oh, will you read me something?
And then I'll go.
Doesn't matter what page, just read.
All right. Let's see here.
"'I'm about to fuck up,'
he thought clearly
[Bonnie breathes deeply]
and his next thought was,
'But I don't have to.'
This was followed closely
by a third thought,
which was, 'But I'm going to anyway.'"
[chuckles]
Look at that.
I think this book actually is about me.
See? [groans]
I know you better than anyone.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
All right, Frank.
I'll catch up with you at poker.
It's at Tommy Biscayne's house next week.
[chuckles]
That was my man, Frank.
Good to see you.
- You know, I let go at the very end--
- I don't wanna talk.
Kinda need to talk.
Sex first, talk after.
Can't we do both at the same time?
Really?
"That was fun,
thanks so much for everything, goodbye"?
- [chuckles]
- That felt like it was sort of final.
But as far as goodbyes go,
that was a great one.
I mean, I wouldn't say goodbye
to everybody like that.
You know, a bank teller, I'd probably
just, you know, give 'em a wave.
This isn't about you.
Are you really gonna go with
"it's not you, it's me"?
I mean,
that is one of my least favorite clichés.
I would actually put that
right next to the one where they say,
"a watched pot never boils."
'Cause I've watched pots before,
and th-- they always boil.
It is about me, okay?
I haven't been happy for a while,
and you helped me see that.
[sighs] Look, I just gotta see
where I fit into this world
before I can be with anybody for real.
Yeah. Hey, it makes sense.
Even if it's confusing.
Okay. Goodbye, Yancy.
Maybe we don't go with "goodbye."
How about, "See you down the road"?
Okay. I'll see you down the road.
Down the road.
[Keith] It didn't escape Yancy
that he was right back where he started.
Basically happy,
but with no one to share it with.
[sighs]
[Keith] He'd always believed in the saying
that there was someone for everyone.
Doesn't really matter
if you were made for each other
[both chattering]
but I ended up getting over it, and I,
um, enjoy it tremendously now, 'cause--
Um, you know what? I'm sorry. You go.
[stammers] Okay.
[Keith] or if you're
more like oil and water.
[shrieks]
- [both chuckling]
- [Pestov exclaims]
[Keith] Either way, we all need
to find where we belong.
'Cause you can't move forward
till you're where you're supposed to be.
This will be great
once we rebuild the house.
We?
Oh, I was talking to Driggs,
but you're welcome too.
[chuckles]
[Neville sighs]
And how are you going to pay
for a new house?
Show her.
[Driggs chattering]
[both laughing]
- [Driggs squealing]
- [kisses]
[both continue laughing]
I grabbed a glass from inside.
[Yancy] There you go.
My man.
Salud.
Mmm.
You know, I never really looked
at this view before.
Pretty fucking nice.
That is the most insane thing
you could possibly say.
You've been over to my place,
like, nine million times.
And this is one of the biggest views
in the world.
It's view all day.
Everywhere you look, there's a view.
- It's all view. It's like--
- I'm just saying
if I got to see this every day,
I'd probably feel joy.
Don't kid with that. I'm not in the mood.
You know, I was walking
with Monte on the beach
- Mm-hmm.
- and I did what you said
and really let myself feel it for once.
Felt good.
That's just fucking perfect.
I listen to you, and you're mad?
What the fuck?
It's like no matter how hard I try,
I just keep getting in my own way.
And meanwhile,
literally everyone I come in contact with,
well, they kind of grow and move forward.
- It's like I'm some kind of a catalyst.
- You're not a catalyst.
- I am a catalyst.
- You couldn't be a catalyst.
I'm exactly a catalyst.
Look, you and Monte are moving forward.
Rosa, moving forward.
Neville and Dawnie, moving forward.
You know, when I met those two over there,
they were like fucking street people.
Now they're married,
and they own their own home.
If that's not a catalyst,
I don't know what the fuck a catalyst is.
- I think they're fucking.
- They're better than the old neighbor.
- I don't wanna make it weird.
- Okay. Actually,
you may be a bit of a catalyst.
Thank you.
You know something crazy?
When the Key deer
don't have access to fresh water,
they can actually survive
by drinking the seawater.
Not only did I not know that,
I truly don't give a shit.
From now on, I'm gonna be a Key deer.
You know, adapting, evolving,
never getting obsessed over injustice.
Key deer care about justice?
Will you stop?
You know what I'm trying to say.
I'm saying that I'm changing, you know?
That I don't have to be
the cop of the world.
End of the story.
The book's closed.
- The epilogue's been read.
- Good for you, brother.
Yeah.
By the way, I got something in my car.
It's not strictly police business,
but I got a feeling
something fucked up went down.
Wanna take a look for me?
It's like you weren't even listening
to anything that I've been talking about.
- What'd you say?
- That stuff is behind me. I'm a Key deer.
I got seawater in my mouth.
Great. Fine. Forget it.
Let's just finish our drinks.
Thank you.
[squawking]
[Yancy smacking lips]
What's in the car, man?