Bandish Bandits (2020) s01e05 Episode Script

1
What the fuck are you doing here?
I am really sorry, Tamanna.
Just hear me out.
I had no idea that Highness
will make the announcement tonight.
So you were cheating
on me isn't the problem.
The problem is that I found out.
Nice.
You're getting me wrong.
I was about to cancel this wedding.
- And tell you the truth.
- When?
Tamanna, I don't know what to do.
They are forcing me to
get engaged in next two days.
But I don't want to.
Tamanna, I love you.
I don't want to lose you.
It's too late now.
Jimmy loves our song.
He wants us to make a music video.
I will send you your contract tomorrow.
Read it carefully
- and it'll have your payment details
- Tamanna, please.
Leave me!
This is a professional relationship.
And you're being
inappropriate right now.
Tamanna, how can this be
Just a professional relationship?
Think of it as role play.
Praise is very hazardous for an artist.
You were so lost in few applause
that you completely forgot your melody.
It was my fault that I misjudged
your eagerness as your courage.
Greetings, Panditji.
Radhe, go inside.
Go inside!
You shouldn't be so strict on him.
Children today lack discipline.
Why are you here?
I wanted to come earlier
many times.
But mother didn't let me.
I wonder why she loved you so much,
whereas
You
She passed away,
Panditji, and yet you didn't show up.
Anyway
You know I am the
true heir to this family.
You just need to announce it.
You left this family.
And you know why.
You have no right to my family.
Your family?
You mean the one you
stole from my grandpa.
Guruji passed it down to me.
So you could maintain the
dignity of Bikaner family
and not start your
own fake family out here.
If we leave it to you any longer
then you'll just prepare
an army of useless falsetto singers.
Radhe may be inexperienced
but he's not useless.
- This rendition is so difficult
- Renditions are not easy or difficult.
There is just good or bad singer.
You taught me this, remember.
Or has age made you soft?
I know better how to run my family.
I've dedicated my entire
life to this family.
And not sold my art like you.
You will never understand that.
One needs to earn the
right to be the successor.
You are very proud of your family,
aren't you?
Fine.
We'll leave this decision
to the Sangeet Samrat Competition.
If I win, then I will own this family.
After which it will be
known as the Bikaner family.
And if you lose
then you will never
show me your face again.
Agreed.
Panditji's Guruji got him
married to his daughter Uma
from whom they had a son.
Digvijay.
A few days later your grandpa
arrived in Jodhpur to take part
in the Sangeet Samrat Festival.
Panditji met your grandma
first time there,
they fell in love.
And Panditji married her too.
Panditji left Digvijay
and his mother in Bikaner
and started living
with your grandma in Jodhpur.
Instead of being the torchbearer
of the Bikaner family
he came to Jodhpur and
lay the foundation of Rathod family.
When Digvijay turned 10, his mother
sent him for training to Panditji.
For nearly 10 years he stayed
with Panditji as his student.
He was an amazing singer.
The best among his pupils.
Then they had a fallout and he left.
What fallout?
I don't know.
Panditji got married twice,
and Digvijay is his son
How many more secrets
are kept hidden from me?
This is a very old story, Radhe.
Yes, but it's connected
to my family, Mom.
I've heard his film songs?
Do you really believe that Digvijay
is capable of challenging Panditji?
What are you doing?
Happy holidays.
This one.
Can you hear this sound?
Yes.
Can you hear this sound?
- It's a very low sound.
- Yes.
Your outer and middle ear is fine.
We'll have to get an audiology
test for your inner ear.
Anything serious, doctor.
No, madam, nothing to worry about.
But let's get a test done anyway.
I'll call the audiologist.
He'll conduct a test and let us now.
And we will know.
Okay.
How are you?
His condition is getting worst.
Don't take his music away from him now.
What can I get you, sir?
A cup of tea for madam.
No sugar, and fresh ginger.
Nothing for me, thank you.
You are so successful.
You've become a worldwide phenomenon.
Forget the past. Let it go.
After all, he's your father.
When did he act like one
My father.
I was only a kid when he left me.
Never turned around.
When I came for music training,
he made me his pupil but not his son.
And when I fell in love,
he took that away from me too.
I am sure he didn't send you.
No.
Then why have you come here, Mohini?
I am worried about my family.
I can understand.
Even I am worried about him.
Please have your tea.
Thank you.
Welcome to Rajasthan Arghya.
What welcome. I asked for
a car but you sent a camel instead.
Hello, sir.
This is the best means
of transport in this part.
He's been shitting all the way.
- Where is Tamanna?
- This way, sir.
- Where is my favorite rock star?
- Arghya.
You could have walked
in on me when I was changing.
Hey listen,
keep all this flirting for the video.
You're not my type.
I like my women bold.
Where is your boyfriend?
He is not my boyfriend.
Ma'am, the shot is ready.
- Yeah, we're coming.
- Yeah
Come on get ready fast. Get ready.
-Arghya
-Where is he?
- Where is the boy?
- He is outside.
I thought you guys would be having
wild sex by now. Come on.
Sir, the location is
great but it's hot as fuck.
No, they are also looking fantastic.
I'll send pictures.
I'll sort it out, sir.
You're okay, nah.
You're looking little down.
Because everyone at
JP is in labor right now.
You got to fucking kill it.
Fuck.
What is this?
Local KKK?
I'll sort it out.
We're all vegetarians.
All vegetarians.
Sir, I tried requesting
him but he won't take it off.
Who is this?
Altaf Raja.
This is
What the fuck is
What are we shooting over here, man?
Is this some love song
or an ISIS recruitment video?
Hi, Arghya. Big fan. Love your work.
What's going on?
Tamanna, you know
I cannot show my face.
Arghya, we need to figure this out.
We meaning me.
I need to figure this out.
Ultimately who the fuck does this?
I do it.
I have to deal with burnt
marshmallow head over here.
All the fuck
Hey, don't cut that blue thing.
We might need that blue thing.
Cut.
Guys, it's damn hot, man.
So just do it properly.
Masked man sync
Lips movement, right.
Cut. Cut.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
You are just standing over here
like a Monkey and waving your hand.
And no sync.
No sync at all.
Your lips have to move.
You have to make love to the camera.
And what are you doing with this cloth?
It looks like you're doing
some dusting or something.
Be sexy and move your body like this.
And go crazy with your hands.
Just touch her hand and go
She falls into your hands.
Make love. Make love.
I need to see it on your face.
You do this.
Tamanna, you know this.
Come on, you know this stuff.
Come on, guys. Come on.
Cut. Cut music.
Guys, we'll just take five.
We'll take five everyone.
What's going on between you two
What's going on?
Are you'll going through
some early menopause or something?
No, tell me.
Then why are you two playing
ringa-ringa-roses like
some constipated siblings?
Where is the heat? Where is the passion?
Where is the romance?
I mean the chemistry between the two of
you can negate a full bottle of Viagra.
And you've to build to the kiss.
You've to build to the kiss.
And there isn't going to be some flower
in this video in front of your faces.
I am not going to kiss him.
What?
Who is going to kiss him?
I am going to kiss him?
Tell me what it is?
What is it?
He is a villager.
This is very wrong of you.
Very wrong. Very judgmental.
He is good looking, in a rustic
I don't know.
In a weird, strange kind of way.
What is it?
His mouth is smelling?
I'll wash it.
I will physically go and wash his mouth.
The whole song we're singing "beloved,
sweetheart!"
And this is looking like
some religious discourse.
You have
You've got the wrong room.
Listen.
Sort it out. Come on.
What?
Tamanna, it's all my fault.
And anyway, I can never
change your feelings for me now.
But don't let your
anger ruin your dreams.
You have worked very
hard on this song and video.
You deserve all this, Tamanna.
So I just came to say that
if my presence here is a problem,
then just replace me with someone else.
But just work properly on this video.
Doesn't matter who
is in this video with you.
I am already making things
worse for you with this mask and wig.
But when you come on screen,
people are going to watch you.
Your grandma gave me this necklace.
Give it to Sandhya.
- Come on.
- What?
Come with me.
Not now.
- Don't be crazy, We must talk now.
- Not now.
I said no.
- Everyone is looking
- Not now.
What?
- I want to show you something.
- What?
- I want to show you something.
- Not now.
I am waiting there. Come fast.
Your highness.
I'll be right back
I mean
Go on.
Okay.
Shall I let him go?
Is this the time to show me this?
Wait. The best part is yet to come.
Look, Flamingo.
Sister-in-law.
See
I told you I've seen her before.
Once I see a girl, I won't forget her.
Six months ago her MMS video
went viral on the internet.
Don't worry.
I've canceled the wedding.
I sent this video to Sandhya and
said if you don't cancel the wedding
I will take you down for good.
I will tell everyone.
Are you crazy?
How can you stoop so low?
You are such an asshole.
Up until now,
you hand only one thing on your mind.
Cancel the wedding. Cancel the wedding.
I am screwed.
What now?
I am trying to help you out
but you're getting angry on me.
Do you want me to ruin
her life just to save mine?
My dear Harishchandra.
Do you want to marry a porn star and
hide your face for the rest of your life.
Hey do you want
to marry Tamanna or not?
Do you?
Then this is your last chance.
Understand.
I don't want this opportunity.
Yes, I am screwed.
I don't want to get married
to her and I only love Tamanna
but if I cancel
the wedding like this
then I won't be worthy of anyone.
But
Sister-in-law
But what's wrong, Surya.
Till yesterday, all was good.
Please tell us
if it's our fault somewhere.
No no
Nothing happened.
Sandhya just changed her mind.
Everybody is aware of his wedding, Surya.
Now if people find out,
they will blame my son
No one's going to blame your son.
We're canceling the wedding. And
that's what we're going
to tell everyone.
Forgive me.
We caused you a lot of trouble.
No
Give Sandhya my blessings.
Surya, listen.
Just listen.
Let's talk.
I don't know whether
I should apologize or
He was my boyfriend.
You know when we first met.
He said I was too
beautiful for Brussels.
And later he showed entire
Belgium how beautiful I am.
Tamanna is a lucky girl.
You should tell your family about her.
They will never accept her.
You know,
all this time I was living in fear.
If anyone finds out this secret,
then I'll be ruined.
And then my worse nightmare came true.
Kabir sent me that message.
But you know how I felt?
I felt relieved.
That finally I won't
have to run from the truth.
I am finally free. Liberated.
Don't let a secret
ruin your life too.
You deserve much better than that.
Well, take this before I change my mind.
Yeah
3 2 1 Music.
Action!
Cut. Moving on.
Tamanna. Wait.
Thank you for taking me back.
Don't thank me.
It wasn't my call.
Tamanna, I
- My wedding
- Please.
Can we just get over this quickly
so I can stop pretending
to be in love with you?
Leave me alone.
Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
Listen
You know I am a fan of tough love.
But don't make the donkey
slog so hard that he refuses.
This is his first proper shot.
If you keep demotivating him,
he will never be able to do it.
Can't babysit him any more.
If you had so many problems with him
then you should have just replaced him.
Why did you insist on bringing him back?
He needs the money, Arghya.
He refused the money.
You two have a strange love story.
You both are jerk.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Hello, Mr. Rajender.
Hello.
Come in, Mr. Yadav.
Get some tea for him.
Sister-in-law,
if you could get some snacks.
With the tea that would be lovely.
Get some snacks too.
- Come in. Come in.
- How are you?
I am fine. Sit.
- You have a beautiful home.
- Thank you.
Mr. Rajender, I found out that
your Belgium cash machine
isn't working any more.
I thought you might need
me so I decided to pay a visit.
Mr. Yadav I am trying my level best.
Just give me a little more time.
Time is a luxury you
don't have, Mr. Rajender.
I have an offer for you.
I have a friend.
The owners of Sanan Garden Group.
They want to buy your home
and convert it into a heritage hotel.
Mr. Yadav, this is our ancestral home.
We'll never sell it.
Fine. As you wish.
But let me remind you
If you don't pay your loan
in three months with interest
then be ready to part
ways with your ancestral home.
- I promise you I won't take
- Tea is here.
Sister-in-law,
you have a beautiful home.
How many rooms do you have?
I will tell you, Mr. Yadav.
Were you trying to be a hero?
No, I was just trying
to convince the heroine.
Tough luck. I am not into married men.
But I
My wedding got canceled.
Why?
Because I love someone else.
And what if she doesn't love you?
Then I'll look like an jerk.
Sandy sir.
Jerk.
- Got it. Got it.
- It's a cut.
- Got it. Got it.
- Superb shots.
Cut, Tamanna.
We got it Tamanna. Cut.
Cut it, guys.
Looking for buried treasure
in each other's mouth.
Panditji.
There's a corporate show available
They are paying well.
I don't have time for this nonsense.
I am still not getting
the weight I want in 'Teen Taal'!
Do it again.
Your grant hasn't been coming
through for four months now.
We need money.
I will talk to the MLA.
I already had a word with him.
He said that he has converted
your grant into some youth scholarship.
The scholarship is still in your name.
You had just one job,
and you couldn't do that either.
We have no money at all.
I've already taken an advance.
Please do this show.
I have some bad news.
Because the flu you had last
year damaged your Cochlear's nerve
which has led
to degenerative changes.
Meaning?
Meaning Panditji will
gradually lose his hearing.
There must be some way.
Like the machine that people wear
You mean a hearing aid.
When degenerative changed occur
hearing aids are not much of help.
We do have an alternative.
Cochlear implant is a good option.
But there are certain drawbacks.
First of all its very costly.
And secondly, operating and
implanting it now can be risky.
What risk?
Well, it can lead to facial paralysis.
You should take care.
You need to rest.
And most importantly,
you must stay away from any commotion.
Isn't there a medicine
that you can prescribe?
- I have a show tomorrow.
- No, no shows at all.
But this show is very important.
Fine. But you must
take this very seriously.
I'll try to manage
something symptomatically.
I'll talk to him and
get the show canceled.
No. No need to tell anyone.
Rajender is already quite stressed
and I don't want to add to his troubles.
But how will you sing against
Digvijay in this condition?
Hold your breath, Marwar Merchants
We are presenting to you,
your favorite Tamanna Sharma.
What kind of a sound is that?
Did the speaker blow up?
Panditji, there is a girl.
She
Panditji, there is a girl.
She is very popular among the kids.
And since she was in Jodhpur
they let you sing before you.
I'll go take a look.
What a song!
What a song
Once more!
Once more!
Once more!
That was a beautiful performance, guys.
I know you love Tamanna.
Everybody loves Tamanna.
It's time to move from
the contemporary to the eternal.
So to make this beautiful
evening even better
for the main performance of the
evening, I would like to call upon
Jodhpur's music king,
Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathod.
With a huge round of applause please
welcome Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathod.
Radhe.
Listen
Digvijay may be arrogant,
but he's an experienced singer.
You are not prepared to challenge him.
And we don't have much time.
But in order to save this family,
the only other option we have
is that you will sing
in my place at the next event.
I
am going deaf.
Get up.
You start preparing from today.