Bandish Bandits (2020) s01e07 Episode Script
#Couplegoals
1
Okay
But not enough to defeat Digvijay.
He'll figure out
this equation very soon.
His creations will be so overwhelming
that you'll be lost in the quagmire.
Let's see how many "Avartans"
(Musical cycles)
can you manage in a single breath.
Seven
He sings twenty-four.
Defeating him is out of the question
you will have to work night and day
if you want
to be nearly as good as him.
No. This is not fun.
What do you mean?
It's sounding like "Phas Gaye".
You mean you didn't like "Phas Gaye".
Tamanna
that song was
nice because it was new.
You wouldn't want to
be known for repeating
the same tune over and over again.
According to me, it needs more rework.
Oh According to you.
Right-right then you must be right.
All I am trying to say is let's
come up with something original.
If I wanted to try something original
then I wouldn't
be working with you again.
We have a mandate.
Stick to the formula and repeat
the success of the earlier song.
So I really appreciate it,
if you let me do my job.
Why are you getting angry?
I was only trying to push you
because I thought you didn't
want to do something mediocre.
But my fault apparently, sorry.
Again.
Again.
Darling your knuckles will
go soar if you play this badly.
And don't complain to me tomorrow.
Again.
How dare you hit my child?
Harsh save this macho
act for your squadron.
You stay out of this, Avi.
Mr. Sharma,
how will she learn if I don't correct?
She definitely won't
learn a thing this way.
- You're fired.
- Harsh.
Get out before I shove
that scale up your ass.
Dhawan sir
Dhawan sir, please
Dhawan sir, I am very sorry. Please
Don't worry.
Nobody is ever going to hit you again.
That monster was hitting our child
and you were
engrossed reading a book.
What's wrong with you?
There is no need to get so melodramatic.
And unlike you,
I actually care about her future.
I want her to strive for excellence.
And to be the very
best version of herself.
She is already perfect.
You can continue being
her hero by saying that.
And teach her to celebrate mediocrity.
Isn't one failure
enough in this family
that you're making her just like you.
Why the fu
Why the F do you always
have to be a bloody BITCH?
She knows how to spell, you idiot.
And you know why
Because I taught her.
He is not your mother.
Sounds just like her.
No baby, he just wants to help you out.
He knows how important this song is
for your collaboration with Queen Eli.
He loves you.
Have you seen this video?
This boy sings really good.
Why don't we send him to
Sangeet Samrat instead of you?
He can sing wearing
a mask and no one will know.
What are you saying, father?
So you've become a star.
No, that's not me.
I've been hearing you sing
since you were five-years-old.
You can fool others by
changing your voice, but not me.
Forgive me, Dad!
My intentions were
not to deceive anyone.
Come on.
The roof under which we live,
one needs to be a little cunning.
You didn't deceive anyone.
In fact, for the first time,
you did something smart.
Are you getting paid for this?
Papa
the cheques that you received under
the name of Harshvardhan Sharma
were sent by me.
Your music school,
the loan, I know everything
I made a big mistake, son.
And it's time to repay the loan.
I am doing another song with Tamanna.
As soon as they pay me,
I'll hand over the money.
How much are they paying you?
- 800,000 rupees.
- 800,000!
Ask them for more.
I cannot do that.
Fine. Then I'll organise
corporate shows and events for you.
You can sing with the mask on,
and no one will know.
I don't have the time, Dad.
The practice and the song
together are driving me crazy.
We must collect 50 lakhs in two months.
Please help me out.
But even if I do what you say,
how can we collect 50 lakhs?
If each one of us sells one kidney
still we'll never
get 50 lakhs for it.
I am doing whatever I can
by collaborating with Tamanna, but
Uncle, I need your help.
Of course, go ahead.
Uncle, can you
Can you sing some jingles?
I've had no work for
the last three months now.
And no one pays me more than
15,000 rupees for singing a jingle.
Because I am not a famous singer.
And how much are they willing to pay
if some famous singer sings the jingle
A lot of money.
This
This
It's beautiful. What a song.
I am sorry for the other day.
No. Thank you for pushing me.
But honestly, how did you like the song?
How is it?
Queen Eli! Get ready, because Tamanna
is coming to you!
I love it.
I love it!
I mean the melody's so sexy
the song will
definitely lead to an orgy.
Come here my red mask. Come here.
Let me get my hands on your chops.
Come here.
That's what I am talking about, buddy.
It's time for a double whammy.
All right.
Let's make this song a sensation
and cash-in on the
success of "Phas Gaye".
Guys at the unplugged want
you two to sing at their show.
Great idea.
Bad idea.
You know I never sing live.
What? Why?
See we'll figure
Should I go or should I join in?
Totally your call, guys.
I mean completely up to you.
Before mastering "Avartan"
you must master "Taan" (Virtuoso).
The technique of breathing and
your control over
it is what we have to work on.
Let's see how long can you
sing a "Swara" (disambiguation)
without letting your scale budge.
Radhe, Please be on time tomorrow.
We have to finish our song recording.
This dirt
This sunlight
I am protected against it
But your protection,
Kaalicharan Ayurvedic cream
If you want to be protect your face
then use Kalicharan cream.
Cut it.
JP has arranged a concert
for you two at Raagistan.
So this will be the new merchandise.
We don't have time
for all this nonsense.
It's not a bad idea.
And the pay is good too
Everything is not just about you, Radhe.
Where were you?
Well, the foreigner lady who was staying
at Kabir's place as paying guest
stole something from his house.
So I had to go down
to the police station.
Radhe
Singing against Digvijay Singh
at the Sangeet Samrat Competition
is a huge responsibility.
Practise and get some rest.
Everything is at stake here.
We've only managed to
collect 18 lakh till now.
And you skipped our
sessions for this practice?
I need money, so
Your priorities have
really changed, Radhe.
Taking pity on his nephew
Digvijay Rathore stated that
Radhe is very scared,
all this is very strange for me.
- The entire family is worried.
- What?
The entire family is worried.
Our TV correspondent was
shocked to know that an age
when elders try to
keep their family together
Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathore
is hell bent in dividing his family.
Digvijay's reply
to this statement was
father's orders have always
been like a testament for me.
So as a obedient family member
we'll go through
this charade as well.
Maybe what he's doing
Maybe he wants you to accept him
Thank you. Thank you.
Next please.
Who did you train
under before coming here?
Sir, under Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathore?
Then why did you quit?
Panditji's technique are very outdated.
And when I found out that you're
starting a school in Jodhpur
then I came down here
If you couldn't learn from him,
then the problem must be with you.
I am choosing only the best
singers for this competition
who can sing complex renditions.
You are talented
but you don't need to butter people.
Hi, guys.
I hope you are all missing
me because I am missing everyone.
By the way, our next song is
releasing this Friday. Couple Goals.
So please go and watch it
and share the hell out of it, okay.
Comments coming in
Hi, Tamanna.
Yes. Bandish Bandits forever!
You guys are awesome.
Right now I am in the place
where all the magic happens.
In my studio!
Isn't it amazing?
And yeah
I have a special friend with me today.
Masked man! We love you.
You guys guessed it right.
You all are amazing.
He's entertaining,
he's fantastically talented.
And he's very cute.
None other than,
my partner, the masked man!
Hello. Hi. Namaskar.
Finally,
it's so good to meet all of you.
Who are you?
What's your name?
Will you marry me?
We want to see your face.
So do I?
Do you fight crime?
Do you eat with the mask on?
Why do you wear a mask?
Yeah. Why do you wear a mask?
Why do I wear a mask?
I wear a mask because
I am a very ordinary man.
And this is just a trick
to feel special around
a talented performer like Tamanna.
If you take off your mask,
I'll take off my top.
Woah
Take it off
Guys, this is not that
kind of a video chat.
But if you have any
music-related questions
then we'll be happy to answer them.
Can you sing a bit of your new song?
- Of course. Let's start.
- Yes.
You go off tune when you sing live,
so I thought I'll sing it.
So that was an exclusive
sneak peek of Couple Goals.
Just for you.
But we're running out of time now,
we'll have to go.
But love you guys.
We'll see you soon. Say bye. Bye.
Bye.
What the fuck, Radhe?
What did you just do?
I am sorry, Tamanna,
I was only trying to help you out.
You only said that you
don't like singing live.
You just told all my
fans that I can't sing.
And now you're saying
that you were helping me out.
Tamanna, can I ever do
something like that with you.
- You know, why don't we
- You know what
I was giving you the
benefit of doubt until now.
I thought you're under a
lot of pressure, money trouble
Something that's turning
you into a megalomaniac.
But no, this little fame
is going straight to your head.
And you seriously need to think
about what you are fucking turning into.
Thanks.
What a jerk.
Air is also a breath.
If your lungs
Panditji
Read it.
- Read it!
- Yes.
"Special Invitation."
"Srimati Uma Devi International"
What?
"Srimati Uma Devi International Music
School cordially invites all of you."
Music from the house Bikaneri
"We wish you would grace us with
your presence on this grand evening"
"Filled with music
from the house Bikaner."
"Invitee Sri Digvijay Rathore.
Woah
Guys. Come on.
Five million views, guys.
Five million views in a single day.
You guys look like you've
seen your grandma bathing.
We're creating records, guys.
So what if everyone
is coming just to check
if Tamanna actually
goes off tune while singing?
Too soon.
Sorry. Sorry.
Forget it.
Let's forget what happened.
It's piss under the bridge. All right.
Do one thing.
You'll watch this amazing
song that you'll have made.
Just watch this video on loop
till you'll realise what
an amazing fucking team you'll make.
I am going to take this call.
Please feel free to use this room for
angry makeup sex or whatever the fuck.
Just sort it out, man.
Tamanna
Arghya is right.
The song is amazing.
And this is all your hard work.
What happened the other day
I had no right to
I am really sorry.
You really hurt me, Radhe.
I know.
I had no idea what I was doing.
I really love you, Tamanna.
So that was JP.
He is very happy.
Very happy.
They reached out to Queen Eli.
And
And
Oh my God.
She hated it, didn't she?
No. She loves it.
What Oh my God Arghya!
You crazy bastard.
Why do you look like this?
He gave me a heart attack.
Oh my God.
Actually she wants
to collaborate with Radhe
not you.
Okay
But not enough to defeat Digvijay.
He'll figure out
this equation very soon.
His creations will be so overwhelming
that you'll be lost in the quagmire.
Let's see how many "Avartans"
(Musical cycles)
can you manage in a single breath.
Seven
He sings twenty-four.
Defeating him is out of the question
you will have to work night and day
if you want
to be nearly as good as him.
No. This is not fun.
What do you mean?
It's sounding like "Phas Gaye".
You mean you didn't like "Phas Gaye".
Tamanna
that song was
nice because it was new.
You wouldn't want to
be known for repeating
the same tune over and over again.
According to me, it needs more rework.
Oh According to you.
Right-right then you must be right.
All I am trying to say is let's
come up with something original.
If I wanted to try something original
then I wouldn't
be working with you again.
We have a mandate.
Stick to the formula and repeat
the success of the earlier song.
So I really appreciate it,
if you let me do my job.
Why are you getting angry?
I was only trying to push you
because I thought you didn't
want to do something mediocre.
But my fault apparently, sorry.
Again.
Again.
Darling your knuckles will
go soar if you play this badly.
And don't complain to me tomorrow.
Again.
How dare you hit my child?
Harsh save this macho
act for your squadron.
You stay out of this, Avi.
Mr. Sharma,
how will she learn if I don't correct?
She definitely won't
learn a thing this way.
- You're fired.
- Harsh.
Get out before I shove
that scale up your ass.
Dhawan sir
Dhawan sir, please
Dhawan sir, I am very sorry. Please
Don't worry.
Nobody is ever going to hit you again.
That monster was hitting our child
and you were
engrossed reading a book.
What's wrong with you?
There is no need to get so melodramatic.
And unlike you,
I actually care about her future.
I want her to strive for excellence.
And to be the very
best version of herself.
She is already perfect.
You can continue being
her hero by saying that.
And teach her to celebrate mediocrity.
Isn't one failure
enough in this family
that you're making her just like you.
Why the fu
Why the F do you always
have to be a bloody BITCH?
She knows how to spell, you idiot.
And you know why
Because I taught her.
He is not your mother.
Sounds just like her.
No baby, he just wants to help you out.
He knows how important this song is
for your collaboration with Queen Eli.
He loves you.
Have you seen this video?
This boy sings really good.
Why don't we send him to
Sangeet Samrat instead of you?
He can sing wearing
a mask and no one will know.
What are you saying, father?
So you've become a star.
No, that's not me.
I've been hearing you sing
since you were five-years-old.
You can fool others by
changing your voice, but not me.
Forgive me, Dad!
My intentions were
not to deceive anyone.
Come on.
The roof under which we live,
one needs to be a little cunning.
You didn't deceive anyone.
In fact, for the first time,
you did something smart.
Are you getting paid for this?
Papa
the cheques that you received under
the name of Harshvardhan Sharma
were sent by me.
Your music school,
the loan, I know everything
I made a big mistake, son.
And it's time to repay the loan.
I am doing another song with Tamanna.
As soon as they pay me,
I'll hand over the money.
How much are they paying you?
- 800,000 rupees.
- 800,000!
Ask them for more.
I cannot do that.
Fine. Then I'll organise
corporate shows and events for you.
You can sing with the mask on,
and no one will know.
I don't have the time, Dad.
The practice and the song
together are driving me crazy.
We must collect 50 lakhs in two months.
Please help me out.
But even if I do what you say,
how can we collect 50 lakhs?
If each one of us sells one kidney
still we'll never
get 50 lakhs for it.
I am doing whatever I can
by collaborating with Tamanna, but
Uncle, I need your help.
Of course, go ahead.
Uncle, can you
Can you sing some jingles?
I've had no work for
the last three months now.
And no one pays me more than
15,000 rupees for singing a jingle.
Because I am not a famous singer.
And how much are they willing to pay
if some famous singer sings the jingle
A lot of money.
This
This
It's beautiful. What a song.
I am sorry for the other day.
No. Thank you for pushing me.
But honestly, how did you like the song?
How is it?
Queen Eli! Get ready, because Tamanna
is coming to you!
I love it.
I love it!
I mean the melody's so sexy
the song will
definitely lead to an orgy.
Come here my red mask. Come here.
Let me get my hands on your chops.
Come here.
That's what I am talking about, buddy.
It's time for a double whammy.
All right.
Let's make this song a sensation
and cash-in on the
success of "Phas Gaye".
Guys at the unplugged want
you two to sing at their show.
Great idea.
Bad idea.
You know I never sing live.
What? Why?
See we'll figure
Should I go or should I join in?
Totally your call, guys.
I mean completely up to you.
Before mastering "Avartan"
you must master "Taan" (Virtuoso).
The technique of breathing and
your control over
it is what we have to work on.
Let's see how long can you
sing a "Swara" (disambiguation)
without letting your scale budge.
Radhe, Please be on time tomorrow.
We have to finish our song recording.
This dirt
This sunlight
I am protected against it
But your protection,
Kaalicharan Ayurvedic cream
If you want to be protect your face
then use Kalicharan cream.
Cut it.
JP has arranged a concert
for you two at Raagistan.
So this will be the new merchandise.
We don't have time
for all this nonsense.
It's not a bad idea.
And the pay is good too
Everything is not just about you, Radhe.
Where were you?
Well, the foreigner lady who was staying
at Kabir's place as paying guest
stole something from his house.
So I had to go down
to the police station.
Radhe
Singing against Digvijay Singh
at the Sangeet Samrat Competition
is a huge responsibility.
Practise and get some rest.
Everything is at stake here.
We've only managed to
collect 18 lakh till now.
And you skipped our
sessions for this practice?
I need money, so
Your priorities have
really changed, Radhe.
Taking pity on his nephew
Digvijay Rathore stated that
Radhe is very scared,
all this is very strange for me.
- The entire family is worried.
- What?
The entire family is worried.
Our TV correspondent was
shocked to know that an age
when elders try to
keep their family together
Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathore
is hell bent in dividing his family.
Digvijay's reply
to this statement was
father's orders have always
been like a testament for me.
So as a obedient family member
we'll go through
this charade as well.
Maybe what he's doing
Maybe he wants you to accept him
Thank you. Thank you.
Next please.
Who did you train
under before coming here?
Sir, under Pandit Radhe Mohan Rathore?
Then why did you quit?
Panditji's technique are very outdated.
And when I found out that you're
starting a school in Jodhpur
then I came down here
If you couldn't learn from him,
then the problem must be with you.
I am choosing only the best
singers for this competition
who can sing complex renditions.
You are talented
but you don't need to butter people.
Hi, guys.
I hope you are all missing
me because I am missing everyone.
By the way, our next song is
releasing this Friday. Couple Goals.
So please go and watch it
and share the hell out of it, okay.
Comments coming in
Hi, Tamanna.
Yes. Bandish Bandits forever!
You guys are awesome.
Right now I am in the place
where all the magic happens.
In my studio!
Isn't it amazing?
And yeah
I have a special friend with me today.
Masked man! We love you.
You guys guessed it right.
You all are amazing.
He's entertaining,
he's fantastically talented.
And he's very cute.
None other than,
my partner, the masked man!
Hello. Hi. Namaskar.
Finally,
it's so good to meet all of you.
Who are you?
What's your name?
Will you marry me?
We want to see your face.
So do I?
Do you fight crime?
Do you eat with the mask on?
Why do you wear a mask?
Yeah. Why do you wear a mask?
Why do I wear a mask?
I wear a mask because
I am a very ordinary man.
And this is just a trick
to feel special around
a talented performer like Tamanna.
If you take off your mask,
I'll take off my top.
Woah
Take it off
Guys, this is not that
kind of a video chat.
But if you have any
music-related questions
then we'll be happy to answer them.
Can you sing a bit of your new song?
- Of course. Let's start.
- Yes.
You go off tune when you sing live,
so I thought I'll sing it.
So that was an exclusive
sneak peek of Couple Goals.
Just for you.
But we're running out of time now,
we'll have to go.
But love you guys.
We'll see you soon. Say bye. Bye.
Bye.
What the fuck, Radhe?
What did you just do?
I am sorry, Tamanna,
I was only trying to help you out.
You only said that you
don't like singing live.
You just told all my
fans that I can't sing.
And now you're saying
that you were helping me out.
Tamanna, can I ever do
something like that with you.
- You know, why don't we
- You know what
I was giving you the
benefit of doubt until now.
I thought you're under a
lot of pressure, money trouble
Something that's turning
you into a megalomaniac.
But no, this little fame
is going straight to your head.
And you seriously need to think
about what you are fucking turning into.
Thanks.
What a jerk.
Air is also a breath.
If your lungs
Panditji
Read it.
- Read it!
- Yes.
"Special Invitation."
"Srimati Uma Devi International"
What?
"Srimati Uma Devi International Music
School cordially invites all of you."
Music from the house Bikaneri
"We wish you would grace us with
your presence on this grand evening"
"Filled with music
from the house Bikaner."
"Invitee Sri Digvijay Rathore.
Woah
Guys. Come on.
Five million views, guys.
Five million views in a single day.
You guys look like you've
seen your grandma bathing.
We're creating records, guys.
So what if everyone
is coming just to check
if Tamanna actually
goes off tune while singing?
Too soon.
Sorry. Sorry.
Forget it.
Let's forget what happened.
It's piss under the bridge. All right.
Do one thing.
You'll watch this amazing
song that you'll have made.
Just watch this video on loop
till you'll realise what
an amazing fucking team you'll make.
I am going to take this call.
Please feel free to use this room for
angry makeup sex or whatever the fuck.
Just sort it out, man.
Tamanna
Arghya is right.
The song is amazing.
And this is all your hard work.
What happened the other day
I had no right to
I am really sorry.
You really hurt me, Radhe.
I know.
I had no idea what I was doing.
I really love you, Tamanna.
So that was JP.
He is very happy.
Very happy.
They reached out to Queen Eli.
And
And
Oh my God.
She hated it, didn't she?
No. She loves it.
What Oh my God Arghya!
You crazy bastard.
Why do you look like this?
He gave me a heart attack.
Oh my God.
Actually she wants
to collaborate with Radhe
not you.