Bang Baaja Baaraat (2015) s01e05 Episode Script
Episode 5
1 'Sanskrit chant' 'Sanskrit chant' It's made up there, in heaven.
The seven nuptial rounds, are promises for seven lifetimes.
Like a unbreakable bond.
Take Nehruji for example, his education came to no use.
And now they both look so good together in all their pictures.
Where is he? Has he gone to the loo? Bang Baaja Baaraat Season 01 | Episode 05 Ori We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the water carton in the bus.
We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the water carton in the bus.
Where's my breakfast? Breakfast was served in the morning.
Bittu took too long in the bathroom.
Well thenyou can eat the fritters for now.
And save the flatbread for evening.
Uncle, you won't get anything more.
We've to look after others as well.
Let's gocome onor you'll miss the train.
Wasim, why are you wasting time? Why were yelling at uncle? Think about the future.
The present's screwed up, and you're worried about the future.
The bride and groom are nowhere to be found Did you board the plane? I'll be there tomorrow.
There's nothing left here now.
Fasten your belt.
Yes, your seat belt! Okay.
What are you doing? I found this massager at the pool.
It's really great.
Try it.
The button's below.
No, I've been calling them they keep disconnecting the call.
Fuck! No, no.
Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! - What? Was feeling hot, so took it off I say we inform the police.
A few slaps from the cops will set them right.
Uncle, why don't you just shoot them? That will solve the problem.
Barkha.
- What Barkha, mom? You want to saybehave yourself speak properly to your elders.
That's what they were doing.
And what happened.
You broke their marriage.
All of you.
They love you, respect you! What respect? You call this respect.
Those two fled from their marriage.
They humiliated Ranjeet Arora publicly.
Who are you? Are you some Tipu Sultan whom they caused such humiliation.
I am going to give you a whacking.
Mommom Roli.
- Momare you crazy? Control yourself.
This was all there was left.
You were right.
We should've never gotten in the hassles of rituals, traditions and all.
A simple court marriage would've been better.
No you were right.
You said it's too filmy We should've waited another year.
I rushed it.
I thought Not youboth of us.
We thought life would be as interesting as that Tinder date.
Sorry.
cook continental food, I am a chef But the truth isI can't digest that food myself.
I am still a Kanpuriya A lad from a small city.
but I am unsuccessful.
You know, it's beautiful.
I don't want to change you I want to change myself.
I was three years old, you know when my dad left us.
And one dayhis lies were exposed.
Since that day I decided that I will never lie.
No matter how bitter the truth is and no matter how badly it hurts someone But I won't lie.
So today, when you told a truth in front of everyone why did I feel so hurt? It's not your fault, its mine.
No, no, noit's my fault.
I couldn't stand Sarang's presence at the wedding.
And in a fit of rage Let it go It's over Yes, It is Is it? Soare we breaking the marriage Or are we breaking up? When they come backno one will talk to them.
Or hurl sandals at them.
Did we break up their marriage? It wasn't my fault.
If you invite some guests that make a mess Look, misterdon't pass comment on our guests.
I wasn't talking about them.
Who else are you talking about? it was your guests who were making a ruckus.
Ruckus! - Please, please Please stop arguing! It's all my fault! I invited Sarang.
.
- No, Sushmita It's not your fault.
When a man marries a woman half his age everyone feels proud.
But when a woman does the same thing then people start gossiping.
Who are you talking about? - You.
Look.
.
Please stop fighting.
It's all my fault.
How can it be your fault? You never got in the game.
You just stood at the sides as audience.
Look, why are you bothering him now? What's wrong? Why don't you say something now What now? According to you, we should stay quiet and do nothing.
If you had told us before that the boy isn't her nephew, then.
.
He's no one's nephew.
You thought he's my nephew.
He came here posing as one.
Lower your voice.
I am not used to hearing all this.
I am trying to explain you.
You want to dictate all the terms.
.
- See Where are you going? Your honor means everything and ours don't mean anything.
- Hello.
Please be quiet.
How much can you talk? It's difficult to talk to you Difficult, to talk? Then tell me what you want to do.
May I? Put them up.
I am the last person to force you to get married.
I had lost faith in marriages many years ago.
But if I am responsible for this break off then I can never live with this truth.
No, mom.
It wasn't your fault.
Just this weddingthese peoplethese rituals.
This is exactly what I didn't want.
But do you want him? Do you love him? I never miss the 9 o'clock news.
One that Ashima Khanna reads.
She's really good at it.
To the point.
She was my classmate, back at the university.
You can say she was my girlfriend.
We fell in love.
Guns were drawn at her home as well.
Her uncle was a powerful politician.
He was a real terror.
I was very afraid Few days later, I had my dinner and went to sleep when a stone hit my window.
I thought this is it.
I took a stick and ran down and I see Ashima standing there, wrapped in a shawl.
She saidget dressed and meet me at the bus depot in 10 minutes.
We'll go to Delhi.
I'll get a job and you can do something as well.
Then? Whenever I ask children in class .
.
about who their hero is Half of them say Gandhiji and So I used to think why didn't Pawan call me his hero? How did he know find out that his father missed his bus that night.
No, nopapa, that's not it.
After a certain age the son becomes the father's hero.
Just look at the things you did.
You went to boarding school.
You did your engineering.
Stood first.
Chose a girl.
Fixed your own marriage.
And broke it off as well.
Great.
Do you love him? I do.
Thendon't let this wedding destroy your marriage.
Mom these family, relatives it's too much for me, I don't know what to do.
Don't say that.
Severing ties from our kin, the society those were my choices.
That was my defense mechanism.
it's not easy being a single mother.
I wanted to live on my own terms.
Work.
I didn't want to answer stupid questions.
But you don't need to do all this.
Because Pawan is a great guy.
She's a great girl, sonShahana.
She's been raised differently so you will take some time to adjust.
Like they saylove and affection drives relationships.
It's all a lie.
Only stubbornness drives relationships.
And you're going to have a wonderful family.
You know I envy you.
Mom.
Because I never had that.
And so A loving, caringslightly annoying But very entertaining family.
If you don't want to go ahead with this weddingthen don't.
No, mom, it's not that.
It's just that - Shahana.
I ruined our love marriage.
Let's do it your way.
We'll try something else if it doesn't work out.
And something elseand then something different.
But we'll do it.
I love you a lot.
I want to be your husband and I want you to be my wife, for the rest of our days.
So will you marry me again? Sorry, auntyjust.
.
Carry on.
Okay.
Okay.
Mom! Congratulations.
Congratulations to you too, Ranjeet.
You too sister-in-law.
Roliji, you must sign the register as well.
It's okay, put your thumb impression It's okay don't worry.
She's done high school.
.
What are you saying? Congratulations on your marriage.
By the way, after seeing all the charades in your wedding I can just imagine what will happen at my wedding.
Be quiet, let this happen.
Son, he did as he willed.
But the sister's marriage is your responsibility.
I want a pure Brahmin for her.
Look at that, aunt Babli left her bag behind again.
Have some, Milk.
Do you have to do this? It's important.
It's very auspicious.
Ohso you'll have sex with me because it's auspicious.
make love to you because I can't keep my hands off you.
Brushed your teeth? Shahana.
You knowpeople say after the marriage, sex becomes boring.
You're still not reacting.
Baby, you got to give me something.
Shahana, are you asleep.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Sha I killed her.
Uncle, we weren't doing anything.
We were just relaxing.
Sushmita, it must be weakness due to fasting all day for the first time.
Son, don't make her fast.
She's very weak.
Please make a diagnosis quickly or else she'll start treating her too.
What happened to her? Nothing to worry.
You seethese days people do this before It's a good thing that you got this out of the Good time.
Will you say something or keep talking in code language.
You're going to be grandpa.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Shit.
The seven nuptial rounds, are promises for seven lifetimes.
Like a unbreakable bond.
Take Nehruji for example, his education came to no use.
And now they both look so good together in all their pictures.
Where is he? Has he gone to the loo? Bang Baaja Baaraat Season 01 | Episode 05 Ori We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the water carton in the bus.
We apologies for what happened.
We're really happy that you came here.
It's your lunch and dinner.
We've already kept the water carton in the bus.
Where's my breakfast? Breakfast was served in the morning.
Bittu took too long in the bathroom.
Well thenyou can eat the fritters for now.
And save the flatbread for evening.
Uncle, you won't get anything more.
We've to look after others as well.
Let's gocome onor you'll miss the train.
Wasim, why are you wasting time? Why were yelling at uncle? Think about the future.
The present's screwed up, and you're worried about the future.
The bride and groom are nowhere to be found Did you board the plane? I'll be there tomorrow.
There's nothing left here now.
Fasten your belt.
Yes, your seat belt! Okay.
What are you doing? I found this massager at the pool.
It's really great.
Try it.
The button's below.
No, I've been calling them they keep disconnecting the call.
Fuck! No, no.
Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! Shahana! - What? Was feeling hot, so took it off I say we inform the police.
A few slaps from the cops will set them right.
Uncle, why don't you just shoot them? That will solve the problem.
Barkha.
- What Barkha, mom? You want to saybehave yourself speak properly to your elders.
That's what they were doing.
And what happened.
You broke their marriage.
All of you.
They love you, respect you! What respect? You call this respect.
Those two fled from their marriage.
They humiliated Ranjeet Arora publicly.
Who are you? Are you some Tipu Sultan whom they caused such humiliation.
I am going to give you a whacking.
Mommom Roli.
- Momare you crazy? Control yourself.
This was all there was left.
You were right.
We should've never gotten in the hassles of rituals, traditions and all.
A simple court marriage would've been better.
No you were right.
You said it's too filmy We should've waited another year.
I rushed it.
I thought Not youboth of us.
We thought life would be as interesting as that Tinder date.
Sorry.
cook continental food, I am a chef But the truth isI can't digest that food myself.
I am still a Kanpuriya A lad from a small city.
but I am unsuccessful.
You know, it's beautiful.
I don't want to change you I want to change myself.
I was three years old, you know when my dad left us.
And one dayhis lies were exposed.
Since that day I decided that I will never lie.
No matter how bitter the truth is and no matter how badly it hurts someone But I won't lie.
So today, when you told a truth in front of everyone why did I feel so hurt? It's not your fault, its mine.
No, no, noit's my fault.
I couldn't stand Sarang's presence at the wedding.
And in a fit of rage Let it go It's over Yes, It is Is it? Soare we breaking the marriage Or are we breaking up? When they come backno one will talk to them.
Or hurl sandals at them.
Did we break up their marriage? It wasn't my fault.
If you invite some guests that make a mess Look, misterdon't pass comment on our guests.
I wasn't talking about them.
Who else are you talking about? it was your guests who were making a ruckus.
Ruckus! - Please, please Please stop arguing! It's all my fault! I invited Sarang.
.
- No, Sushmita It's not your fault.
When a man marries a woman half his age everyone feels proud.
But when a woman does the same thing then people start gossiping.
Who are you talking about? - You.
Look.
.
Please stop fighting.
It's all my fault.
How can it be your fault? You never got in the game.
You just stood at the sides as audience.
Look, why are you bothering him now? What's wrong? Why don't you say something now What now? According to you, we should stay quiet and do nothing.
If you had told us before that the boy isn't her nephew, then.
.
He's no one's nephew.
You thought he's my nephew.
He came here posing as one.
Lower your voice.
I am not used to hearing all this.
I am trying to explain you.
You want to dictate all the terms.
.
- See Where are you going? Your honor means everything and ours don't mean anything.
- Hello.
Please be quiet.
How much can you talk? It's difficult to talk to you Difficult, to talk? Then tell me what you want to do.
May I? Put them up.
I am the last person to force you to get married.
I had lost faith in marriages many years ago.
But if I am responsible for this break off then I can never live with this truth.
No, mom.
It wasn't your fault.
Just this weddingthese peoplethese rituals.
This is exactly what I didn't want.
But do you want him? Do you love him? I never miss the 9 o'clock news.
One that Ashima Khanna reads.
She's really good at it.
To the point.
She was my classmate, back at the university.
You can say she was my girlfriend.
We fell in love.
Guns were drawn at her home as well.
Her uncle was a powerful politician.
He was a real terror.
I was very afraid Few days later, I had my dinner and went to sleep when a stone hit my window.
I thought this is it.
I took a stick and ran down and I see Ashima standing there, wrapped in a shawl.
She saidget dressed and meet me at the bus depot in 10 minutes.
We'll go to Delhi.
I'll get a job and you can do something as well.
Then? Whenever I ask children in class .
.
about who their hero is Half of them say Gandhiji and So I used to think why didn't Pawan call me his hero? How did he know find out that his father missed his bus that night.
No, nopapa, that's not it.
After a certain age the son becomes the father's hero.
Just look at the things you did.
You went to boarding school.
You did your engineering.
Stood first.
Chose a girl.
Fixed your own marriage.
And broke it off as well.
Great.
Do you love him? I do.
Thendon't let this wedding destroy your marriage.
Mom these family, relatives it's too much for me, I don't know what to do.
Don't say that.
Severing ties from our kin, the society those were my choices.
That was my defense mechanism.
it's not easy being a single mother.
I wanted to live on my own terms.
Work.
I didn't want to answer stupid questions.
But you don't need to do all this.
Because Pawan is a great guy.
She's a great girl, sonShahana.
She's been raised differently so you will take some time to adjust.
Like they saylove and affection drives relationships.
It's all a lie.
Only stubbornness drives relationships.
And you're going to have a wonderful family.
You know I envy you.
Mom.
Because I never had that.
And so A loving, caringslightly annoying But very entertaining family.
If you don't want to go ahead with this weddingthen don't.
No, mom, it's not that.
It's just that - Shahana.
I ruined our love marriage.
Let's do it your way.
We'll try something else if it doesn't work out.
And something elseand then something different.
But we'll do it.
I love you a lot.
I want to be your husband and I want you to be my wife, for the rest of our days.
So will you marry me again? Sorry, auntyjust.
.
Carry on.
Okay.
Okay.
Mom! Congratulations.
Congratulations to you too, Ranjeet.
You too sister-in-law.
Roliji, you must sign the register as well.
It's okay, put your thumb impression It's okay don't worry.
She's done high school.
.
What are you saying? Congratulations on your marriage.
By the way, after seeing all the charades in your wedding I can just imagine what will happen at my wedding.
Be quiet, let this happen.
Son, he did as he willed.
But the sister's marriage is your responsibility.
I want a pure Brahmin for her.
Look at that, aunt Babli left her bag behind again.
Have some, Milk.
Do you have to do this? It's important.
It's very auspicious.
Ohso you'll have sex with me because it's auspicious.
make love to you because I can't keep my hands off you.
Brushed your teeth? Shahana.
You knowpeople say after the marriage, sex becomes boring.
You're still not reacting.
Baby, you got to give me something.
Shahana, are you asleep.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Shahana.
Sha I killed her.
Uncle, we weren't doing anything.
We were just relaxing.
Sushmita, it must be weakness due to fasting all day for the first time.
Son, don't make her fast.
She's very weak.
Please make a diagnosis quickly or else she'll start treating her too.
What happened to her? Nothing to worry.
You seethese days people do this before It's a good thing that you got this out of the Good time.
Will you say something or keep talking in code language.
You're going to be grandpa.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Shit.