Barbie: It Takes Two (2022) s01e03 Episode Script

1
Hey, hey! ♪
La la la la la ♪
Hey, hey! ♪
La la la la la ♪
And making it happen ♪
Chasing dreams
We can be anything
We imagine ♪
It's clicking like magic ♪
In harmony,
It takes two! ♪
When we're together ♪
Rocking in stereo ♪
Double trouble
Better buckle up,
Baby here we go ♪
You and me ♪
Camera action ♪
It's lights
It takes two! ♪
When we're together ♪
It takes two! ♪
[music playing]
Is something burning?
[sniffs]
[chuckles]
That's just the smell of my dad
taking online cooking classes.
Girls! I hope you brought
your appetites,
because tonight,
bolognese with shaved truffles.
I present to you lasagna
Wow.
That's something.
Yep. Definitely something else.
Very similar to architecture.
You know, cooking is
Both begin with classic elements
that combine to create something new
So sorry I'm late.
You should have started without me.
And have you miss the first taste?
Not a chance!
Though, I hope it didn't dry out too much.
I'm sure it's delicious, honey.
Would say, "buon appetito!"
As my instructor Fabiano
So? Be honest!
Maybe a little more drying time
would have helped.
Don't worry, honey, it's very unique.
I just wish my flight hadn't
been held up for so long
because of some fancy first class VIP.
With a bird, uh, Otto Pheasant?
His name had something to do
Otto Flamingo?
Otto Phoenix?
[coughs]
Oh! That's the one.
As in, world renowned star-making
TV and music media mogul,
Otto Phoenix?
I thought he split his time
between London and Detroit.
But if he has offices in New York
We can meet him!
Our music out to the world.
And he can help us get
Where it can inspire people.
Like France!
And India!
And Iceland!
We're gonna need warmer coats!
No time to eat!
We have to start planning.
This could be the most important
meeting of our entire lives!
After we're done, ladies.
You can't plan world domination
on an empty stomach.
- Your Father's right.
- But, Dad--
Every successful singer knows,
you've got to finish your dinner first.
If I design a blush pink chiffon
princess costume,
the silver or fuchsia heel?
Would you pair it with
[barks]
Inspired choice.
Rafa, you're never gonna believe
who we're meeting with after school.
Oh! Famous costume designer,
Sienna Bolzonello?
[barks]
Guess again!
Coco Ennui?
[barks]
Last guess.
Georgio Alfredo?
[gaps]
[barking]
is Giorgio Alfredo?
Who in the world
[whines]
Only one of the up-and-coming
designers of our generation.
Latest line of puppy collars.
And the inspiration for my
Show 'em, Gato.
[instrumental music playing]
Oooh! Love the sparkle, Gato.
So you.
But not even close.
We're meeting with
Drumroll please!
- [both] Otto Phoenix!
- [barks]
get a meeting with Otto Phoenix.
Girl, there's no way you can
Maybe the guy who delivers
his organic tofu,
but Otto Phoenix?
He's not just famous,
he's like famous to famous people, famous.
Which is why we don't just have a plan,
to the uber prepared Brooklyn.
But a flawless plan thanks
According to Otto's biography,
he starts his day at 4:35AM
of eyebrow lifts, with 25 minutes
followed by a full body seaweed wrap.
Then, 14 hours of back to back meetings
with three crystal meditation
breaks to clear his chakras.
Whatever that it.
And once they're cleared,
it's the perfect time to swoop right in.
Requires the right costume.
A successful swoop
Something that whispers,
"please to meet you."
But screams, "why am I not
famous already?"
What have you got?
You're looking at 'em!
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Got a second choice?
We don't need to impress Otto
with costumes, Rafa.
We just have to be our usual
charming, vocally talented selves.
Can't argue with that.
Knock 'em dead!
But at least rethink the shoes!
Maybe Rafa was right about the shoes.
Please tell me this is it.
Yep, this is definitely it.
Can't believe I never noticed
that giant phoenix before.
Like we're on the lunch menu.
Which is looking at us,
Barbie, phoenixes are symbols
of rebirth and immortality.
He wants us to rise up and take flight!
Tell that to him, cause
I've seen that same look
when it's taco night.
On Jackson's face
You're right.
[inhales]
What could possibly go wrong?
That's the Barbie spirit!
Your hand's still pretty sweaty.
So is yours.
[Italian music playing]
means "eat well" in Italiano
[Fabiano] "Mangia bene"
are going to do today!
And that is what we
Ha ha!
Mangia bene!
What I love about this recipe,
it's impossible to mess up.
That's right, Fabiano,
a solid blueprint, there's--
As long as you start with
[gasps]
Not solid! Not solid!
[smoke alarm wailing]
Buon appetito!
No appetito.
[elevator bell dings]
Hi, it's Pandora.
And my name's Barbie.
And this is Barbie.
It's a funny story.
I hate to disagree with you
because I love to disagree
with you more, so no.
See how fun that was for me?
You're wrong.
And now, I'm hanging up.
Speak.
Hi, Pandora?
Of Otto Flamingo.
We're huge fans
- I mean Phoenix!
- That's right!
But also singers.
We're fans,
And we know Otto always
returns to the office
between his 3:00
holistic gargle
exfoliation chant.
And his 4:15
10 minutes of his time.
If we could just have
Or two minutes!
Or thirty seconds.
[both] Our music has the power
to inspire people
and change their lives for the better!
Other lives. Not your life.
Is already awesome.
I'm sure your life
Yep. No inspiration needed here.
Don't be late.
Otto hates it when you're late.
Thank you so much.
[gasps]
I can't tell you how much
we appreciate it.
Hello? I can't here you.
We were just saying thank you!
Right. Got it.
No longer talking to us.
We'll just go.
We did it, B!
I knew it would work.
September 28th, 9:00 AM!
Wait.
That was weeks ago.
Our meeting isn't for September
28th of this year,
it's for September 28th
seven years from now!
We can't wait seven years.
Seven years!
Go ahead, say it, Rafa.
You told us so.
Well, it's like mi abuela always says,
"The world may not always work
as fast as we'd like it to,
but anything worth having
is worth buying a new set
of dentures for."
There's gotta be a way to meet
with Otto sooner than that.
With our own teeth.
But we can't just show up
at the office again.
Pandora will totally recognize us.
I call it, Dracula meets
Little Red Riding Hood.
My, what sharp teeth you have!
The better to suck your blood with!
That's it!
[gasps]
We won't go as us.
Speak.
We're from Strollingzone.com.
And we're here to do
an exclusive interview with Otto Phoenix.
Otto doesn't do interviews.
Not since the whole
alien abduction controversy.
[whispers]
"alien abduction"?
Did you just say
just hear me whisper?
[gasps] Did you not
Does one usually whisper
for no reason at all?
Before Otto hears you.
Leave now.
Afternoon. We're international
pop sensation 103 Degrees.
That's right. Hot band.
Super hot.
On our private jet to meet with,
We just flew in from London
what's his name again?
Otto something.
He's interested in producing
our next album.
Even though we already have an offer.
So many offers.
Favor of meeting with us first.
But we thought we'd do him the
Eight years from now?
- Hmm. Don't be
- [both] Late.
[both sigh]
We've heard.
[instrumental music playing]
[elevator bell dings]
[elevator bell dings]
[elevator bell dings]
[elevator bell dings]
[elevator bell dings]
[elevator bell dings]
[elevator bell dings]
[Malibu] Doozy Smoothie delivery
for Otto Phoenix.
Smoothies so packed with flavor,
it's always a doozy.
Soft pretzel only diet.
Otto's on a strict
But I'm not.
[slurps]
Needs more strawberry.
More strawberry?
That smoothie screamed strawberry.
They tasted as strawberry-y
Most smoothies wished
as that smoothie.
Right? And a pretzel only diet?!
Uh, four food groups much?
How is that a nutritionally balanced meal?
To taste like dirt?
Is this supposed
[sighs]
Dad, you're paying them for a bad review?
They heard about the lasagna.
No way we're doing this for free.
If we're gonna digest, he's gotta invest.
They drive a hard bargain.
[sigh]
We get a dollar every time
Uncle Kel messes up.
We've already made ten bucks.
I wouldn't.
At first you don't succeed,
You know what they say, if
try, try again.
Don't they also say to quit
while you're ahead?
Nonsense.
If I had given up I wouldn't be
learning how to make
Fabiano's twist on Taralli right now.
That's Italian for "dirt."
Actually, it's the Italian
version of a pretzel.
[gasps]
- Did you say
- Pretzel?
Dad, how would you like to make
for Otto Phoenix?
A batch of those
Wow! Really?
Fabulosa.
That's Italian for "fabulous."
[smoke alarm sounding]
Uh, what's Italian for on fire?
[smoke alarm wailing]
Not to worry, girls!
It might take me a few tries,
but I won't let you down!
He keeps saying that,
but it's fine with us.
We just made another dollar.
- [laughing]
- Yeah!
Nothing worked?
Not even Doozy Smoothies?
A big gigantic snoozy.
But all is not lost.
We have a new plan,
we just need to come up
with a perfect disguise.
One where we're next-level unrecognizable
with delivering pretzels.
And has something to do
I've got it!
My athlesia alien look that won
best costume in sixth grade.
I can see the tag line now.
"Get your carbs from Mars."
Yeah. Anything but aliens.
Sticking to Earth, got it.
[clock chimes]
I'm not sure I'm gonna make it, kids.
I'm almost out of time.
And self-esteem.
Don't worry, Uncle Kel, we've got you.
[instrumental music playing]
[meow]
[ticking]
[clock ticking]
[music continues]
[whimpers]
Aah!
[clock ticking]
[snoring]
[Brooklyn] Dad?
- [yelps]
- Dad?
Dad, it's me.
Oh, Barbie.
Thank goodness.
For a second I thought Etta
had a growth spurt.
[Malibu] Rafa just dropped these
off for today's big mission.
Is "meow" the new "wow" or what?
[Brooklyn]
It's some kind of wow, alright.
[chuckles]
I can't believe you stayed up
all night making pretzels.
Oh, no! The pretzels!
[Brooklyn] They're beautiful.
They are?
"Sweet dreams of pretzels, Uncle Kel.
Love Jax and Jayla."
Aww!
I may have had a little help.
They're great, Dad.
Thank you!
Wish us luck.
Go get em!
Tigers!
[meow]
[elevator bell dings]
Hmm. This is new.
[Brooklyn] We have a special
pretzel delivery
for a very special someone
from Purrfect Pretzels
named Otto Phoenix.
[Malibu] Because who doesn't love pretzels
delivered by a couple of cats.
Me. I'm allergic to to cats.
Except that we're not real?
[Brooklyn]
So you claim.
To taste anything But Otto refuses
unless it's gone through several
rigorous quality control tests,
so, lucky me.
[sniffs]
Not bad.
Oh, you're still here.
[Malibu] Yes.
Our Purrfect Pretzel jingle yet.
Um, because Otto hasn't heard
[sighs]
and the sight of you Otto's on ear rest
is making me itchy, so scat.
Now. If not sooner.
It's hopeless.
Nothing get's past Pandora.
She's like an indestructible
concrete wall.
With a bad attitude.
But if we had a window
I can't believe you talked me into this.
It's going to be great!
Trust me, B.
Soon, we'll be right outside
Otto's window,
delivering a show-stopping performance
he's never going to forget.
I did a little theatre in high-school.
Yep, guess you could say I was a
pretty big deal back in the day.
You ever heard of Hamlet?
Wow, you played Hamlet?
Second understudy.
No biggie.
Alright, here we are.
Otto's office.
Or as we say in the theatre, break a leg.
Yeah, let's not say that.
I think I see him, B.
It's now or never.
Oh, look, Pandora's waving hi!
Really? That's not like her.
Hey, Pandora!
But that is exactly like her.
Yeah, I wouldn't count on a curtain call.
All this disappointment's
making me hungry.
And you know what they say,
time flies when you're eating pretzels.
Do they really say that?
Nope, not ever.
Two soft pretzels with extra
mustard please.
Only got one left.
Sorry, ladies,
That's alright.
We'll split it.
Hey, Sammy.
My energy flow needs a boost.
Heavy on the mustard today.
Sorry, Boss, the girls ahead
of you got the last one.
You're him!
Oh, no!
I'm so sorry!
You should have the pretzel.
Please, Mr. Phoenix,
To go with all of that mustard.
We don't want it.
I mean we did,
and you should really take it,
but now we don't,
because you're Otto Phoenix.
Are Barbie Roberts.
Yes, and you two
We are. I mean, we are,
we totally are.
But how do you know who we are?
Oh, I saw your performance
at the Spotlight Showcase
in Times Square that Emmie hosted, right?
I must have had a hundred people
tell me to check it out.
Now, that's pure, that's raw.
That's original. That's
Why, that's talent.
Send me your stuff, then we should talk.
Stuff it is, coming your way.
And we love talking.
It's one of our top ten
favorite things to do.
Top five, actually.
Uh-huh.
It and keep the pretzel.
Looking forward to
strawberry smoothie anyway.
I'm more in the mood for a
[excited]
Ahhhh!
We just met Otto Phoenix!
And we weren't wearing fruit or whiskers.
We we're just ourselves.
He wants us to send him our stuff.
Otto said "stuff."
Wait.
We don't have stuff.
Like, zero stuff.
But we can make stuff.
Right, we'll record a demo for him.
You know, put together like five songs,
to show him what we can do.
Songs we haven't written yet.
With amazing harmonies.
But we will,
And even more amazing lyrics!
Think I should send Otto
my smoothie recipe?
We met Otto Phoenix!
That's amazing news, girls.
It was the pretzels, wasn't it?
You could say that.
Well that's good to hear,
because there's a lot more
where that came from.
You can come out.
Alright, kids,
Introducing Uncle Kel's
32 flavors of pretzels.
Only cost me $32 to get there,
buon appetito!
- [smoke alarm wailing]
- [gasps] Oh, no!
Make that $33.
And if you're out of cash,
we take gift cards!
[laughing]
[closing theme music playing]