Barbie: It Takes Two (2022) s02e08 Episode Script

1
Hey, hey! ♪
La la la la la ♪
Hey, hey! ♪
La la la la la ♪
Chasing dreams
And making it happen ♪
We can be anything
We imagine ♪
In harmony
It's clicking like magic ♪
It takes two! ♪
When we're together ♪
Double trouble
Rocking in stereo ♪
Better buckle up, baby
Here we go ♪
You and me ♪
It's lights, camera, action ♪
It takes two! ♪
When we're together ♪
It takes two! ♪
[music plays]
- [phones chime]
- [laughing]
Aw! So cute. How are
they even friends?
I know, right?
Animal odd couples are the best.
Like how'd they meet?
- [laughing]
Ugh. This is so frustrating.
The Handler website
is supposed to announce
what the spring musical is going to be.
But, so far, nothing.
Why schedule the auditions
but not tell us what we're
auditioning for?
I've checked you every five
minutes for the last hour,
but that stops right now.
Okay, I didn't mean that.
I was just venting.
And, sent.
Application for the Barbies to perform
at the California Music and Food
Festival is on its way.
Oh, thank you, Rafa.
You're such a good manager.
Playing at the festival
would be a dream come true.
No problem.
Spending every second of my life
taking you ladies to the top
is what I live for.
Although, a simple acknowledgment
of my hard work
[phone chimes]
Aw! A goat and a squirrel?
Thanks, Daisy.
I mean, how are they even friends?
Morning, everyone.
[phones chiming]
Hello? Yoo-hoo?
Hm.
What's that, Buddy?
We're out of broffins?
[all] What?!
Kidding.
I just needed to snap you
out of your phone day
so we could truly connect.
You may now return to being
ruled by the robots
in your hands.
Did she just suggest we're
controlled by our phones?
That is so not true.
[phone chimes]
[giggling]
You guys have got to see
this baby elephant video
that Skipper just
[gasps]
Okay, maybe Epiphany has a point.
I feel seen, yet also exposed.
Brooklyn?
Maybe my browser's glitchy?
I should try to reboot.
Hey, maybe we need a reboot.
You know, time without our phones
to really connect with each other.
We'll be Team No-Screens.
I love it.
Animal odd couples are cute,
but they can't be the highlight
of my weekend in New York.
I'm down too.
It's like an electronic detox.
Good for the soul and the skin.
I'd say Team No-Screens the
whole time we're at Buddy's.
[Malibu] Why stop there?
No screens on the train ride home.
[Daisy] That all you got?
What about adding an extra hour
after we get back to the brownstone?
[Brooklyn] Uh uh. I'm out.
But it's called Team No-Screens.
Not three out of four screens.
Look, the sooner I know
what show Handler's doing,
the faster I learn the songs.
The more prepared I am for my audition.
It's what I do.
[phone chimes]
I'm back online.
The title of this year's
spring musical is
Will be announced shortly.
I don't know that show, did it win a Tony?
[inhales and exhales]
You know what? Fine.
I'm in.
You are not the boss of me,
and just to prove it,
Team No-Screens 24 hours.
[all gasp]
What?
If we're gonna do this,
then let's do this.
Latte, tea, decaf cap
and fizzy water with lemon.
Coming up.
Shockingly accurate, per usual.
But, actually, we have something
for you instead.
All yours. We'll be back
for them in 24 hours.
Aw. I've been an inspiration.
I like that about me.
So, team, what should we do?
Movies? Bodega? Food cart?
I'm down with whatever.
But I've gotta walk Gato first.
He needs new smells everyday
or he's a grouch.
[Gato sniffing]
Wow. Without my phone it's like
I'm seeing Central Park
for the first time.
I could stay here all day.
Me too.
But anything over an hour
and Gato gets squirmy
around the squirrels.
[Gato barking]
We should go see a movie.
[gasps] Wait, does a giant
screen count as no screen?
As long as it's not our phones,
I say we're good.
Oh!
I've been wanting to see
that one about the baby
that's also a secret agent.
Yeah, I'll look up showtimes!
Right. No phone.
All good. We'll check
the times when we get there.
I'll look up which train to catch.
Wow, I seriously forgot that fast?
The robots have us figured out.
Brooklyn's a subway expert,
which train do you think?
[Malibu] Brooklyn?
[whistling]
[Malibu] Brooklyn? Brooklyn!
What?
Are you okay?
You're fidgeting.
Oh, I'm fine.
Fine. Fine. Fine.
Just, you know, all I can think about
is trying not to think about
the spring musical and phones
but this city is not making it easy.
Then let's get out of the city
and go camping!
That's a great idea.
Surrounded by nature, lots to do.
Twenty-four hours will fly by.
I'm so in.
Okay, yeah. Me too.
Mm-mm. Sorry, ladies.
Gato and I are city boys.
We are not the camping types.
[barks]
Rafa, you and Gato
need to get with the program.
It's Team No-Screens, remember?
Plus the rest of us are camping pros.
We'll be your guides and provide the gear.
All you have to do is show up.
[sighs] Fine. But if we don't
find our happy place,
we're cabbing it back to the city.
[barks]
For soufflés sake,
I told Rafa not to give out
the cafe's phone number
as his office line.
Oh, Buddy. Your beignets
are in a bunch.
What's happened?
A guy just called looking for
Rafa and le Barbies.
Something about performing
for a big music festival.
The Barbies got a gig?
Tell me everything.
This line is for French pastries,
not show business.
But, I do remember something about Rafa
calling him back by 6:00 p.m.
or they'll lose the spot.
Now, au revoir.
I must bake to un-bunch my beignets.
Aw, thanks for asking, Stefan.
It's just Epiphany has caused
a situation that Epipha-me
has to solve by finding Rafa
and the girls before 6:00 p.m.,
but I have their phones
and don't know where they are.
[sighs]
I should meditate.
Good idea.
And when you're finished,
we should go to the park,
because that's where Rafa is.
Cool. Wait, what was that?
I heard Rafa say Gato needed
a walk or he'd be a big grouch.
Which is true.
I dog sat once.
Stefan, you magnificent mime!
Let's go find them!
Oops, Epiphany forgot Rafa's phone,
but Epipha-me remembered it.
Come on!
♪
Why didn't I get the memo
about a costume change?
Told you he'd care.
Come on, Gato.
Let's go back to the city
where my fashion choices
are not only appropriate but admired.
[Gato barks]
- Wait!
- Come on!
Don't go.
Fine. But, since
we've already failed
the what to wear part of camping,
anyone want to fill us in
on what we'll be doing?
Let's start with one of the most
refreshing and relaxing
camping activities there is.
A hike!
You're gonna love it.
[whistling]
Whatever you're selling,
I'm not buying, pal.
Maybe this'll help.
[Stefan] I said have you seen them?
Yeah, but they left a while ago.
Aw, don't give up.
We'll find them.
Where do you think they went next?
The movies!
Let's roll.
Why do you always understand
but no one else does?
Because, Stefan, I get you.
♪
The view's great up here, guys.
Hurry, you gotta see.
[gasps] A phone.
No. I'm the boss of me.
I'm the boss of me.
I'm the boss of-
Of course, you're a pay phone.
You haven't worked in decades!
[Malibu] Brooklyn!
[gasps]
[panting]
Hey, guys. Where's Rafa?
[Rafa panting]
[Rafa] I'm coming!
[Rafa panting]
Can we all admit hiking
is just another word
for long exhausting uphill climb
that is neither refreshing or relaxing?
From now on, Gato and I will
be sticking to casual strolls
through a very flat park.
[Gato whines]
So, hiking's not your thing.
But, the next thing?
Totally gonna be your thing.
Yeah, I don't think we're showing that.
I know, but the way you
portrayed Malibu was uncanny.
Nope.
Not showing that movie either.
Our friends, have you seen them?
Oooooh!
No.
Why didn't you just ask that
in the first place?
I did!
What did he say?
Lots of really nice things.
[Rafa] Mine doesn't look like that.
How long should we stay like this?
Uh, sure. That's definitely
a choice.
[sighs]
Time's running out
and we've checked everywhere.
The hot dog cart, the pizza cart,
the pretzel cart.
Two pita carts and no luck.
Except for the pitas.
They were delicious.
Ah! Epiphany, there you are!
I had to deal with another call for Rafa!
And my apple tarts are now apple fritters!
Did you get a number this time?
What did they say?
Oh, they said they were the assistant
to the first monsieur who called
and I said, "This line is
for eclair emergencies only!"
Oh! Take these,
I can't bare to look at them.
[in French]
C'est impossible!
Emergencies! Of course!
When Brooklyn worked here,
she gave us her mom's number
as emergency contact.
Ah, here it is!
[phone ringing]
Hi, Mrs. Roberts, it's Epiphany.
Oh, everything's fine.
Just wondering if you know where
Brooklyn and the gang are?
Really? Oh, thank you.
Got it!
But we have to hurry.
We only have an hour.
From gosh to posh.
We're here for it, right Gato?
[Gato barks]
You know what I just realized?
I haven't thought about my phone
once since we got here.
Hey, me either.
Told you camping would work.
Who needs a phone, right Brooklyn?
Right.
So, now that us city boys
are feeling this camping thing,
what's next?
Time to kick back and relax
in our beautiful tents?
[groans]
[flies buzzing]
[flies buzzing]
[annoyed grunts]
Hey, excuse me! Hello?
[panting]
Now is it time to kick back
and relax in our tents?
[Gato yipping]
Oh no!
That's exactly how he barks
when he sees
Squirrels!
- The food!
- Food!
[Rafa] Get back here!
[Malibu] It's ours!
[Daisy] Stop!
[panting]
[panting]
[camera shutter clicks]
Hi, can I ask you a favor?
Do you mind if I borrow
your phone for a sec?
Sure, but I haven't been able
to get a signal all day.
Yeah. No bars.
Okay, if I try to find some reception?
Knock yourself out.
Worth a shot.
Which way do we go?
Give me a second.
My friend senses are pointing me that way.
[Gato barking]
[Rafa] Dude!
This is like hiking, only faster.
And therefor, worse.
[panting]
They're getting away!
[Gato barking]
[Gato barks]
Gato, my man!
When we get back to the city,
those Central Park squirrels are
gonna have to show some respect.
Aw, these are Brooklyn's favorite.
Wait, where is Brooklyn?
[grunting]
Alright, here we go.
Come on, give me a signal!
Woohoo!
Brooklyn!
Your senses were right!
They always are.
I'd know that falsetto anywhere.
Gato, find Brooklyn.
[sniffing]
[barks]
That's right
Come to mama!
This year's spring musical is
- [branch snapping]
- Uh-oh.
Woah, woah!
Oh! Ugh!
Brooklyn? Are you okay?
Yeah.
Nothing hurt but my pride.
[gasps]
I can explain.
I know we're Team No-Screens,
but phones kept popping up everywhere.
Like they were mocking me.
So, when I ran into this lady who had one,
I couldn't help myself,
but there was no signal
so I climbed the tree.
Which was totally harder than
it looks and I sat on a branch
and finally got some bars
but then, crack, and
[laughing]
Yeah, not my finest moment
and I never even got to look
at the Handler website.
[all laughing]
I'm just glad you're okay
and if you need to know
what the musical is that bad,
you can always climb back up and check.
I think once was enough.
Besides, it can wait.
This trip is supposed to be about us.
So, after I've returned this,
no more phones until tomorrow.
No matter what.
You need to use the phone right now!
Rafa, you got a call at the café
about the Barbies singing
at a big music festival, but if
you don't confirm by 6:00 p.m.,
you lose the spot!
[gasping]
- We got in?!
- Yes!
- We did it!
- Yeah!
Call now, celebrate later.
No signal. This is why I stay
in the city.
I can think of one option.
I did say my job is taking
you ladies to the top.
But how would you even get up there?
Brooklyn broke the lowest branch.
I mean, the branch just broke.
Great idea, Stefan.
Remember when I said I wanted us
to really connect?
[all] Yeah.
It is time.
Ohhhhh!
Woah!
Woah!!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!!!
[struggling grunts]
[squirrel chitters]
Ahhhh!
Steady everyone. Steady.
Feel our connection.
Feel the balance.
We can do this.
[Gato yipping]
[squirrel chirping]
Thanks, Gato.
Alright, everybody.
Let's try this again.
Still no signal.
Okay, manager extraordinaire.
Time to reach for the stars.
[gulps]
I got a signal!
- Woohoo!
- Yay, Rafa!
- I knew you could do it!
- Yeah!
[Malibu] Awesome!
[gasps] Down to one minute!
[phone ringing]
It's ringing! Still ringing.
Hello? This is Rafa,
manager for the Barbies?
Uh-huh, right.
Thank you.
The Barbies are booked!
- Yay!
- Yes!
With 30 seconds to spare.
We're a good team.
Uh, hello?
Manager up a tree?
Little help getting down?
Anybody? Nobody?
This thing have an elevator?
[exhales]
This is nice.
I haven't thought about
the spring musical once
since the whole tree thing.
And now I am.
Here, I found a bag of your favs
that the squirrels didn't get to.
Stop thinking, start snacking.
Much better.
A mind at peace is a beautiful thing.
Even though Stefan and I
did hear some students
talking about the show at the café.
But I can't remember the name of it.
Uh-huh.
Right. Are you sure?
Oh, that's right.
It's Dance
Dance: The Tale of the Dancer
Who Dances?
[both] That's it!
The opening song is amazing!
It's a modern mix of hip-hop, Broadway
and classical music at the same time.
I'll pull it up on my phone.
Right.
[all laughing]
I'll play it for you tomorrow.
- Ladies, I gotta admit, all this
camping and connecting? - [fly buzzing]
I could really get used to it.
Nope. I don't want to connect
with you!
- [flies buzzing]
- Shoo, shoo!
That's it! I am outta here!
Gato, we're cabbing it back to the city.
[Gato barking]
[laughing]
Rafa!
[closing theme music playing]