Barracuda Queens (2023) s01e03 Episode Script

1
[Margareta] Lars, are you ready?
[Lars] Yes.
[Margareta gasps] What the fuck?
I'm going now.
- [Margareta] You look lovely, honey.
- Thanks.
Have fun tonight.
[Louise chuckles]
[intriguing music plays]
INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS
[Amina] Haven't you left yet?
- Nice.
- Thanks.
Your mother is never ready.
- [Laila] Hey, Trisha?
- Yes, ma'am?
[Laila] I think it's going to be
a late night, okay?
- Okay.
- [Laila] Careful, Mom's going to a party.
- Kisses to you. Bye.
- [Amina] Okay.
- [Amina's dad] Bye, kids!
- [kid] Bye.
[suspenseful music plays]
What?
Nothing.
Yeah?
Hope you have a good time
with your friends.
Thanks. Bye!
Bye bye.
[tense music plays]
- Are you nervous?
- What?
No. It'll be fun.
[Klara laughs]
[Mia chuckles] Yeah, it'll be fun
taking revenge on sleazy Gustav.
[girls chuckle]
Uh, shrimps are really good though.
[Amina] But it's nice
to mix them with crayfish.
[man] Last week,
I bought some Netscape shares.
I think they've gone up 80%.
That's great.
[man] IT. Stay in IT.
[laughter]
Have you found a new housemaid yet?
We've had one on a trial,
but I'm not really satisfied.
That last one,
what was it she stole from you?
Lollo's gold band and
[sighs] Well, lots of other stuff.
Mia Thorstensson cleans our place.
Can't she clean for you too?
Lollo refuses. "Not my friend."
She can really be trusted.
But then, these imported ones
really know how to clean.
Our nanny is from the Philippines.
- They can work for hours and hours on end.
- Indeed.
Did you hear about Mia's mother?
Cissi? I haven't. Did she meet a new man?
Man, oh, man.
She's sleeping with her tennis coach.
And he's 25!
Good for her!
[Gunilla laughs]
Whoop-dee-doo, lambo!
As evidence I put the cup
With its proper side facing up
Lambo, hey! Lambo, hey!
Whoop-dee-doo, lambo!
[cheering]
- [man] Yeah!
- I'm going to the ladies. Klara?
[suspenseful music plays]
- [Louise] Let's go.
- [Mia] Time to fucking roll.
[girls laugh]
[Mia] Now Gustav and Gunilla
will see how to really clean a house.
[Frida] So excited!
[tense music continues]
[girl imitates alarm]
[Mia] Welcome to the Carlssons'.
I'm gonna buy new shoes, a new dress.
Perhaps a new purse.
- Let's see what they have, shall we?
- I know exactly what they have.
- [Klara] I need something to drink.
- [Mia] I got it.
Oh my God, how cute!
- [Mia] Cleaning the cage really sucks.
- [Frida] Hi, little bunny.
- Is this good enough?
- [Klara] Where are the glasses?
There.
- [cork pops]
- [girls] Woo!
[girls giggle]
[Mia] Cheers.
Cheers. Amina, welcome to our gang.
[Mia] Cheers!
[upbeat music plays]
[Mia] They have a drawer
full of kinky stuff.
How the hell
can people have so many ugly handbags?
[Klara] Yes, take it.
- [Mia] What's this?
- [Amina] Can I see?
Ooh, Gunilla!
[laughter]
- [Mia] Gustav is such a sleazeball.
- Are you taking them?
- What? It's a fun thing to have!
- [laughs] Okay!
[Mia] She hides stuff in here.
Gustav's medals.
Oh, shit! These are cool.
[Mia] He is so fucking proud of them.
Oh, my God. These must be emeralds.
They're fucking beautiful.
[Mia] Gunilla doesn't have anything cheap.
[Frida] Look at this. [laughs]
- I'm married. I am married.
- [Amina] Oh, wow.
[laughs]
Now, my dear friends,
i-i-it's time for my incredibly beautiful
wife, Viveca here, to bring the dessert.
- Here you are!
- [guests cheer]
[man] Dessert! Finally!
Now, may I ask that all men put their
house keys in this beautiful bowl?
[woman] Ooh.
[guests chuckle]
No. No. I think we should leave.
[man 1] Oh, come on. No, no, no.
- Oh, no, no, no.
- [man 2] Put the key in there!
[Viveca] You just drop your keys in here.
[men] The key! The key! The key! The key!
Just go for it. It'll be absolutely fine.
[cheering]
- [man 1] Come on, come on.
- [woman] Come on.
[man 2] There we go. Bravo!
[laughs] Well done.
I need something to make me stronger ♪
[Viveca] Mm.
And now
- [Lars] This is going to be exciting.
- Very exciting.
Margareta, you can go first.
Hm.
- [man chuckles]
- Whose is this?
[laughter]
Well, they're mine.
[laughter]
[man] Congratulations!
Lucky you. [laughs]
- Bravo, bravo!
- [man] Yes, bravo.
[Viveca] Now it's time for Corinne.
- [woman] Corinne.
- Corinne.
- Close your eyes, Corinne.
- [Corinne] Yeah, yeah!
You know you have to close your eyes.
- [man] There you go.
- Don't worry. It's okay.
Yes! That one's mine.
- Yes!
- Come with me. Let's go to my place.
Congratulations!
- Thanks for a lovely evening.
- [man] Lovely. Thank you very much.
[laughter]
[imitates Gunilla] "This vase
is incredibly valuable, Mia."
"You have to wipe it
gently and carefully."
["My Favourite Game"
by The Cardigans plays]
- Mia!
- [laughter]
[Klara] Oh my God!
Cheers! Cheers!
Don't know what you're looking ♪
Whoops!
You haven't found it, baby
That's for sure ♪
You rip me up ♪
Where are you going? Come here. Come here.
[Frida giggles]
time ♪
[girls shriek and giggle]
Quick, turn the lights out!
- [Louise] What?
- They're coming!
Gustav is coming with someone.
Lights out!
[tense music plays]
[Mia] They're coming! It's Gustav.
[Klara] Why the fuck
are they home so early?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
[tense music continues]
[Klara] We have to get
all this stuff. Frida.
Hurry, hurry.
Let's hurry.
[Frida] You'll have to come with me.
[Mia] We have to go. Now!
[tense music continues]
[Mia] Lollo, come on!
- Where's Lollo?
- What are you doing?
[Louise] I've just got to.
There.
- Come on, everyone. Come on!
- We need to go. Lollo!
[Gustav and Corinne laugh]
[Gustav] Hold on.
I'm just gonna switch the alarm off.
[Corinne sighs]
What the fuck? Weird. It's not working.
Ah, forget it.
Oh! Le cupole grandi,
come la grande cattedrale di Milano
[Gustav laughs]
[Gustav] Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh. [laughs]
Come here! [growls and laughs]
- [metal clatters on floor]
- [Gustav] Shh!
[tense music plays]
What the hell is that?
["My Favourite Game" resumes]
[girls giggle]
[music stops]
[Margareta] Come.
Sit down with me.
[Amina's dad sighs]
[Margareta] We don't have to have sex.
Laila and I,
we have a good relationship.
We would never ruin it like this.
We could go for a swim?
No. I have to go home now.
["Easy" by Faith No More plays]
[Margareta sighs]
I know it sounds funny
But I just can't stand the pain ♪
Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow ♪
Oh. [chuckles]
Seems to me, girl
You know I've done all I can ♪
You see, I begged, stole
And I borrowed ♪
I really love you.
Yeah ♪
[Viveca moans softly]
That's why I'm easy ♪
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
I'm easy like Sunday morning ♪
Can you keep this in here?
[chuckles] No. Absolutely not.
Why did you take it?
Look how soft and fluffy he is.
Aren't you?
I'm the only one who cares about you.
Klara doesn't have a heart.
You do realise you have to get rid of it?
Should I kill it?
No. You'll have to let it go,
or return it or something.
I mean now, before it gets light.
[Margareta sighs]
[Klara] Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Hey there, girls.
[both] Hi.
- [Margareta] Did you have a good time?
- Yes. Very good. And you guys?
Fantastic.
- I just needed to get some fresh air.
- [Klara] Yeah.
- [Margareta] What are you up to?
- Yeah, we found a rabbit.
It was in the middle of the street.
[Margareta] This is
Gunilla Carlsson's rabbit.
- Is it?
- Oh.
Thank God. We'll go check with them.
Yeah. Do that.
[tense music plays]
- Good night.
- [Klara] Good night. Sleep well.
[music fades]
Did you have a good time tonight?
[Lars] Mm-hm.
I think Viveca cheated.
So that she could get your key.
[soft music plays]
Uh, why would she do that?
Maybe because she's in love with you?
Or because she's growing tired of Claes.
I'll never grow tired of you.
These These games,
it's only for your sake.
[soft music continues]
[birds chirp]
[Trisha] Good morning.
I know what you all did.
I heard you and Lollo talk.
Two hundred thousand for a painting!
What painting?
You sold it and got 10%.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I want 3,000.
You know, so I'll be quiet.
Get out of here.
My father is ill. You know that.
Did you hear? Get out.
If you don't give me money,
I'll go to the police.
You think the police will listen to you?
Well, is it worth the risk?
And what do you think
your parents are going to say?
I could talk with them now.
Uh, wait.
Now get out.
Get out of my room!
[doorbell chimes]
[police officer] We're investigating
the break-ins.
[Viveca] Claes, could you come here?
It's the police.
What will we do?
- We were at Villa Pauli.
- What if someone saw us?
[Viveca] Girls! Come here too.
[tense music plays]
[Frida] Fuck, all the stuff is up there.
Fuck.
[tense music continues]
The Carlssons had a break-in.
They're wondering if we've seen anything.
- Oh. Hi.
- Hi.
[Claes] As I said, we were here all night
last night, having a little get-together,
but the girls were out in town.
- Mm, we were at a crayfish party.
- Mm, at Villa Pauli.
Did you pass Grottestigen?
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah.
Did you see anything,
or perhaps anyone, out of the ordinary?
[Frida] No. Everything was as usual.
[sighs] Do you know
anything about the burglars?
[police officer] We're talking
to neighbours.
Margareta.
Or, um, something strange did happen.
Uh, we found a rabbit cage.
Mm. Yes. Yes, as we were on our way home.
It was just there,
in the middle of the street.
And we ran into Margareta,
and she said it was the Carlssons' rabbit.
- Do the Carlssons have a rabbit?
- [Klara] Yeah, apparently.
We didn't want to ring the doorbell
since it was the middle of the night,
so we just left it outside.
Hm.
Am I understanding you correctly? You were
in the Carlssons' garden last night?
Uh, yeah.
Well, why didn't you mention that?
What's Margareta's surname?
- Millkvist, she lives over there.
- [police officer] Hm.
Okay. There anything more?
[Claes] Sorry to interrupt you,
but what are the police doing right now,
other than interrogating my daughters?
Our work continues.
- And we have high hopes of solving this.
- [Claes chuckles]
- [police officer] Thanks.
- [Viveca] Thank you.
[tense music plays]
Are you Mia Thorstensson?
Mm-hm.
We're investigating the break-ins
in this neighbourhood.
We're going to have
to take your fingerprints.
I was stressed out like hell.
- But they didn't suspect anything?
- [Klara] Uh, I don't know.
I had to give them my fingerprints,
but it's only because I work there.
How about you?
Did they come knocking at your place?
What? No.
[Louise] No. Good. I suppose we should
lay low for a while and do normal stuff
so we don't seem suspicious.
André has an exhibition tonight.
We could go there, see what's cooking?
[Louise] Mm.
If not for anything else, free drinks.
[Amina chuckles]
I have plans with Niklas.
So bring him along.
[Klara] No. No, he won't want to.
[Mia] Well, I have to meet you there.
I'm afraid I have to leave now.
Where are you going?
Gunilla Carlsson called.
[girls] What?
They've had a break-in
and need someone to tidy up.
And you said yeah?
What else could I say, huh? I had to.
It would be suspicious otherwise.
- Good luck. Bye.
- Bye.
[suspenseful music plays]
[doorbell rings]
Thank you.
- It's nice of you to To do this.
- [Mia] But of course.
This place is a mess.
I get sick to my stomach
just thinking that unknown men
have been walking around in our home.
The police have been looking for clues,
but they're done now, so you can clean.
- Do they know anything about the thieves?
- [Gunilla] Not yet.
But the police went through the house
very thoroughly, so
They've
drawn a
A big
penis on the bedroom wall.
Oh.
But But don't talk about it.
People will gossip.
[groans] Just scrub it off.
[Gustav] Hi, Mia.
Thank you for coming so soon.
We can always rely on you. Come, darling.
[unsettling music plays]
[music fades]
[Niklas] Darling?
Are you worried about the exam?
Oh. Uh, yeah. Perhaps, a little. Yeah.
Don't be. You'll do brilliantly.
Mm.
My mother and father are really excited
about seeing you this weekend.
- It's been so long, you know?
- Hm.
[Niklas] It was my mum who commented
that it feels like
you're hanging out an awful lot
with Lollo and the girls.
- Really?
- [Niklas] I guess I thought you guys
- What?
- Had started to grow apart.
I mean, Klara,
what are Lollo's
ambitions in life, really?
Partying and sleeping around.
And Mia, isn't she, like, a cleaner?
[Louise] Ugh, oh my God. What sort
of sorry retiree pastime is this?
I kind of like it.
Every damn thing looks the same.
- Nah.
- I mean, look at that one.
- [Frida] Why would you want that?
- Excuse me.
- How did it go?
- [Mia] Good.
They didn't suspect anything, right?
No. But who has the jewellery?
[Amina] I have some.
- [Frida] Yeah, us too. Why?
- We have to return a gold ring.
What?
You see, it was her mother's.
Gunilla was devastated.
So what should we say?
That we found it on the street?
Like the rabbit you found?
We take no stupid risks now.
- We keep what we have taken.
- [Mia] Okay.
[man on TV] In the United States,
the trial of the century
is the one
against the ex-footballer OJ Simpson.
Thank you, honey.
You're welcome.
[knocking on door]
[Claes] Hello?
- Hey.
- Hi.
Uh, me and Mum are going out
on a neighbourhood patrol.
Hey, we'll join you. Right, Klara?
- Everyone has to chip in.
- No, no. Stay. Stay here.
Let us grown-ups deal with the burglaries.
- See you in a few hours.
- [Niklas] Yep.
You know, he's really great, your dad.
Mm-hm.
[upbeat music plays]
He hasn't even said hi, damn it.
- I don't get it. Is André your boyfriend?
- No.
I mean, we've always had, like, a thing.
He comes in to Bukowskis all the time.
- [Mia] He seems busy.
- [Amina] He is.
Hm. I'm off.
- See you.
- [Mia] Sorry.
- [Louise] Smooth. I'll go check on her.
- [Frida] What? Are you leaving?
Lollo, wait up.
[Frida] Hello?
- Did Amina leave?
- Yes.
[André] Right.
- You're not leaving, are you?
- [Frida] No.
Nah. Come. Come on.
So what do you think
about the exhibition?
[Mia] Now where did she go?
- Shouldn't we wait for Frida?
- [sighs] I don't want to babysit her.
She likes that stuff.
[chuckles] The culture crap.
You know, it's all just about
how one feels in one's body,
which is subjective.
This is Lukas Göthman, an artist
from Sörmland that I consider a genius.
- He's gonna be absolutely massive.
- Yeah.
So, what do you feel
when you're standing in front of this?
I don't know.
- Hm?
- [Frida chuckles]
Not in your head, but in your body.
I'm not sure.
- [Frida laughs]
- Everything's not for everyone.
No.
But
I have got a new painting that I just
bought that I keep in my office
which I think you would really like.
I would really love to show it to you.
- Okay.
- Come.
All right. [laughs]
So welcome.
Pardon the mess.
Come here.
So
What do you think?
[Frida] It's nice.
It's actually unique.
Uh-huh.
- [André] Hm.
- [Frida chuckles]
You don't give a damn, right?
Maybe not.
["Dolce Vita" by Ryan Harris plays]
Gonna dream tonight ♪
We're dancing like the dolce vita ♪
With lights and music on ♪
Our love is made in the dolce vita ♪
Nobody else than you ♪
[Frida] Oh.
[both] It's our last night
Together with our love again ♪
[Frida] Wait a minute.
Wait!
[both] Before we drown in darkness
Say you'll never leave me now ♪
[Frida] No! [groans]
[tense music plays]
[brakes squeal]
Lollo!
[grunting]
[brakes squeal]
[car crashes]
[music fades]
["Dolce Vita" resumes]
Mia?
Hey?
Mia?
Hey!
Mia?
Mia!
We lived it like in the dolce vita ♪
[Louise grunts] Mia!
[panting] Mia!
Mia! Mia, can you hear me?
I can't open the door.
Mia! Mia!
[Louise grunts]
[Mia] What happened?
[Louise breathes shakily]
- [Mia] What happened?
- [Louise] We have to get you out.
- [Mia] Ow! Ow, ow!
- [Louise] Come here. Sorry, sorry. Get up.
- My arm!
- Mia.
I think I've broken my arm.
[Mia cries]
[Mia breathes shakily]
[Mia] It hurts so bad.
We've been drinking. Come on. Now.
We need to get out of here.
Someone might have called the police.
[door opens]
[Klara] Hey.
How was it? Did you go to the after party?
No. The others left.
[Klara] What? Left? Why?
Did something happen?
[soft music plays]
[Klara] Tell me. What happened?
That André
Everything went so wrong.
I guess I was a bit too drunk,
and he was so pushy.
[soft music continues]
Did you have sex?
[soft music continues]
So weird of Lollo to just leave.
I'll talk to her.
No.
You can't tell her.
Not anyone. Not Amina, either. Promise me.
[Klara] Okay.
Let's say that when we left the gallery
my car was gone.
Stolen, and so
we started to walk, and then,
we were somewhat drunk,
and then you fell down a flight of stairs.
[Mia] What about your car in the ditch?
[Louise] It was probably
a thief who crashed it.
It could have been some drunk driver.
- [Mia] Yes, it was.
- Yes.
- [Mia] Lollo, you're not sober.
- No, but I was not the one driving.
- Me neither!
- No. Since you fell and hit your arm.
- I think it's broken.
- Mia. Mia.
We must definitely not
involve the police in this thing now.
They might start snooping around.
Then I don't know what will happen.
Okay? Mia, are you listening?
Do you understand?
[upbeat tense music plays]
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[music fades]