Battle Through the Heavens (2017) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
1
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
Episode 1 - Breaking the Engagement
There is a continent in the universe
where there is no magic as we know it.
Dou Qi is the dominant force here.
(Dou Qi = Fighting or Spirit Energy)
Welcome to the DOU QI CONTINENT.
The people of this continent cultivated their Dou Qi
and reached the pinnacle of their existence.
Since then, everyone's life has been tied to their Dou Qi,
and are inseparable.
There are ten key ranks of Dou Qi,
(T/N - The Dou Zhe 'rank' has two 'levels', Dou Zhi and Dou Zhe. The former requires one to condense 10 stages before reaching the latter.
These 'stages' are similar to the 'stars' in the Dou Zhe and higher ranks, therefore, Dou Zhi is considered the '1st Level' when ranks are described.
1./2. Dou Zhi/Zhe = Fighting Disciple/Practitioner
3. Dou Shi = Fighting Master
4. Da Dou Shi = Grand Master
5. Dou Ling = Fighting Spirit
6. Dou Wang = Fighting King
7. Dou Huang = Fighting Emperor
8. Dou Zong = Ancestor
9. Dou Zun = Venerate
10. Dou Sheng = Saint
11. Dou Di - Fighting God
These ranks are firm.
In this world, the strongest are judged by their strength.
Wu Tan City
One of
Wu Tan
City's
big
three
families
The
Xiao
Family
--It's about to start
XIAO
Next up, Xiao Yan!
--Xiao Yan? That guy?
--Why's he even here?
The
Xiao
Family's
3rd
Youngest
Master
Xiao
Yan
Next up, Xiao Yan!!
--He's here.
--Here he comes.
--This is gonna be good-
Go embarrass yourself again
The
Xiao
Family's
Head
Elder's
son.
Xiao
Ning
Xiao
Mei
all 'gifted' youngster.
Begin the test!
Xiao
Family's
Main
Assembly
Hall
One of Wu Tan City's
Big three families.
Jia Lie Family's Patriarch,
Jia Lie Bi
Xiao
Family's
Patriach,
Xiao Zhan
Jia Lie Bi,
you're testing my patience!
One of
Wu Tan
City's
Big
three
families.
Ao Ba Pa
Money is king around here.
Ao Ba Pa and I, who head up two
of the big families in Wu Tan City,
intend buy up all the markets
your Xiao Family controls!
No you won't!
The markets favour the highest bidder!
Ao Ba Pa and I are worth three times more than you.
How're you going to compete with that?!
This time next year,
your family will be out of Wu Tan City!
Oldest Elder
2nd Elder
Hold on!
This is a marriage contract for my son Xiao Yan.
Xiao Yan's?
Isn't he the child genius who
started training at the age of four,
reached the 9th stage of
Dou Zhi at the age of ten,
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level)
and broke through the 10th stage
of at the age of eleven?
That is a copy of the marriage contract between
my son Xiao Yan and Nalan Yanran of the Nalan family.
W-When was this arranged?
Why did we not know about this?
It's just a trivial matter.
Let's not make a big deal of it.
Please, have some tea,
and take all the time you need.
The Yun Lan Sect is full of strong cultivators.
(T/N: The 'Yun Lan Sect' is also known as the 'Misty Cloud Sect')
They may be far away, but if something happens
to the Xiao family, they won't stand idly by.
This Nalan Yanran is also the its leader's favourite student.
When the time comes, I'm afraid-
-You're afraid that not only will your two families
be unable to take over all the markets,
but you will also be unable to protect your own!
Xiao Yan,
Dou Zhi level
3rd stage!
Low-Rank.
--And to think we called him talented.
--This piece of trash is a disgrace to the family!
If his father were not the Patriarch, this 'talented'
young man would've been kicked out of the family long ago.
Next up is
Xiao Mei!
Xiao Mei
do I disgust you so much?
--Here comes the 'genius'.
--How you doing 'genius'?
Xiao
Family
Xiao
Xun'er
Your foundation is strong,
there is still hope.
(T/N: The proverb Xun'er says is 'As long as the mountains are green, there will always be firewood')
Xiao Mei
Dou Zhi, 7th stage.
High-Rank.
Next up, Xiao Xun'er!
Brother Xiao Yan, it's my turn.
Please wait here for me.
Xiao Xun'er
9th s-stage, Dou Zhi!
High-Rank!
--What?! 9th-stage? Let's go see!
Xun'er, congratulations.
I'm not good enough for you.
We're leaving!
Good riddance!
--Miss Nalan Yanran is approaching!
The
Yun
Lan
Sect's
Head Disciple
Nalan
Yanran
Nalan Yanran, a disciple of the Yun Lan Sect's leader,
has come to pay her respects to Patriarch Xiao.
Yan'er, don't be so formal.
We'll be family soon, after all.
This is a Qi Gathering Pill.
Please accept it as a token of my respect.
What?!
To reach the Dou Zhe level,
one must build up a Dou Qi Cyclone in their body.
(Dou Zhe = Fighting Practitioner = 2nd Level)
And creating this Dou Qi Cyclone
has a high failure rate.
(TN: A 'Dou Qi Cyclone' is created by successfully compressing one's
Dou Qi within their body. 'Dou Qi' is one's Fighting or spirit energy)
And when that happens, a 9th-stage Dou Zhi
will drop back to the 8th stage.
For those less fortunate, it may take
a dozen or more attempts to achieve success.
And with such repetition, one loses the best time for cultivation,
and the best future they can have.
The benefits of the Qi Gathering Pill
is to enable a 9th-stage Dou Zhi cultivator
form a Dou Qi Cyclone with a 100% success rate.
Why has Yan'er prepared such a generous gift?
I don't know what to say right now.
I'll be frank.
There is a matter I would
like Patriarch Xiao to help with.
Please, tell me what it is.
Your Uncle Xiao will do he can to help.
I want to break the engagement.
I beg your pardon young lady.
You heard me.
I want to break off my engagement with Xiao Yan.
Yan'er!
Patriarch Xiao, please address me as, Nalan Yanran!
Nalan Yanran,
breaking an engagement is a big deal!
Do you know what that means
in the Dou Qi Continent?!
Of course I do.
That's why I brought the Qi Gathering Pill.
I think the value of this Qi Gathering Pill
should be enough compensation.
--Quickly!
--Someone's here to pick a fight!
I'm asking that Miss Nalan reconsider her request.
I don't think that the Yun Lan Sect's leader will agree-
-But the Sect leader does agree!
The leader thinks it would look irresponsible of the Sect
if I'm to marry someone who was once a genius,
but is now completely useless cultivator.
And with the power behind the Yun Lan Sect,
I'm sure Patriarch Xiao would not object.
7-Star
Da
Dou
Shi
Ge Ye
A Yun Lan Sect,
7-Star Da Dou Shi?!
(Da Dou Shi = Fighting Grandmaster = 4th Level)
Miss Nalan, would you change your mind
if I knelt in front of you?
You can kill yourself for all I care,
I still want out of the engagement!
Shut your mouth!
Breaking an engagement comes with
great shame in the Dou Qi Continent.
And the family would lose its dignity for generations to come.
I'm sure Miss Nalan
knew this already!
--Hurry, hurry!
--Hurry!
--Hurry up, someone's causing trouble!
--Who dares?
--They wanna quick death?
Brother Xiao Yan,
we better go see.
You must go,
for the sake of your father.
Hey beautiful.
You don't get to speak here, step aside!
Yan'er!
So you're Xiao Yan?
Handsome, right?
Doesn't matter, you're still trash.
Fine
I feel sorry for you.
How about this,
I'll offer three Qi Gathering Pills instead.
Also, I'll recommend you to
study in the Yun Lan Sect.
After all this bad luck, Xiao Yan
gets to join the the Yun Lan Sect?!
With the three Pills,
the Xiao Family's strength will definitely increase.
The market we've lost now will surely be regained in the future.
-Yes, that's right!
Besides, if Xiao Yan goes to the Yun Lan Sect,
maybe his strength will be restored!
Miss Nalan is really something!
This is a big help for me too.
Once the engagement is broken, the Xiao Family will
no longer have support, and the market will be ours!
Jia Lie Bie,
don't get too excited!
Miss Nalan,
I've decided to
Yes
divorce you.
What?!
Are you deaf?
Divorce!
I'm divorcing you, bitch!
You're not doing anyone
any favours with this!
I know it's called 'Not giving in'!
(T/N: 鱼死网破 meaning 'The fish died and the net broke', and is a metaphor for 'a fight to the death')
Despicable!
I accept.
Shameless!
Agreed!
You-
Yan'er, watch out!
Lion's Fury!
Holy shit!
How about this?
Three years.
I'll give the Xiao Family three years.
After three years, Xiao Yan is to
come to the Yun Lan Sect and fight me.
If you lose, you'll agree to
break the engagement.
If you win, I, Nalan,
will do whatever you want.
That's not fair!
Any fool knows that with Xiao Yan's current strength,
he won't catch up to you in just three years?
This just delays the inevitable for the Xiao Family by three years.
After three years, we will be taken over by Jia Lie Bie.
This is the best compromise I can make.
Don't think the threat of divorce will deter me.
How about that, Xiao Yan?
It's a deal!
Very well.
I'll see you later then.
What's going on?
Things are getting complicated, let's leave.
You overestimate yourself.
Xiao Yan, I look forward to our
Three-Year Agreement.
The Yellow river flowed East for 30 years, and it flowed West for the next 30 years. So don't bully the young and poor!
(T/N - Xiao Yan shares a proverb that basically says that a person can change over time, so do not underestimate them)
It's now time for the Battle of the Orz show!
(T/N: 'Orz' is an emoticon representing someone who has fallen over, bowing down on their knees or pounding
their head on the floor. The 'o' is the head, the 'r' is the arms and upper torso, and the 'z' is the rest of the body and legs)
I'm your host, Jia Lie Bie.
I know you all hate me.
But that's because I play the villain too well in the main series.
Battle of the Orz
Back to business.
The topic of our discussion today is
"Should I break up with my loser boyfriend".
Please welcome our two beautiful guests.
Please introduce yourselves.
My name is Nalan Yanran
a disciple of the Yun Lan Sect
and Xiao Yan's fiancee.
Goddess Nalan! Goddess Nalan!
I'm Xiao Xun'er.
Xiao Yan's litttle sister.
Young ladies, take your seats.
Would you express your views on today's topic?
Xiao Yan is a loser and I want to break up with him!
Miss Nalan, you are Xiao Yan's fiancee,
can you be more specific as to
why you would want to break up with him?
Xiao Yan was known as a talented young man at first.
He reached the 10th stage of Dou Qi at the age of 11.
I was a fan of his back then.
I always followed his Weibo account.
His unrestrained personality touched me deeply.
I was full of curiosity, admiration and love for him.
And then?
Then one day my master told me
The Yun Lan Sect and the Xiao Family were going to tie the knot
Xiao Yan would be my fiance.
I was excited for days to hear this news!
So why are you breaking up with him now?
This is perhaps a case of love and hate.
I waited for him for three years.
In those three years he's been losing fans every day.
Weibo followers have gone from 37,864
down to one follower today.
One person?
And that is
It's her!!
Oh it's Miss Xun'er.
Brother-Sister incest!
We are not blood siblings!
How can you say we're incestuous?
Oh, my mistake!
Mistress!
You're too young to fight me!
It's time for an ad break!
It'll be short, we'll be back soon!
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Battle of the Orz
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It has the most senseless love story,
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Stay tuned for more behind the scenes of Battle Through The Heavens!
Today we're talking about
"whether I should break up with my loser boyfriend?"
Miss Nalan,
you said you wanted to break up with Xiao Yan
because he lost his popularity, right?
That's right!
Falling out of favour is a serious matter in our continent.
Losing fans means failure.
Not good!
Is there any other reason?
Actually, I can tolerate the loss of fans,
as long as Xiao Yan works hard and is motivated,
I would have waited for him.
His lost fans will come back sooner or later.
That's right.
He's the most promising prospect in the Dou Qi Continent.
Promising prospect?!
That's what I used to say to myself.
Until the results of his latest test.
I was completely disappointed.
In fact I was dispaired!
What results?
A 3rd Stage, Dou Zhi
Low-rank.
That does seem a bit low.
Promising prospects my ass.
He's worth less than trash!
Trash! Trash! Trash!
I, Nalan Yanran, am beautiful as a flower.
I've got guys lining up at the Southern Heavenly Gate
But what about me?
I was still looking forward to this boyfriend.
I spent three years of my youth waiting for him.
I even brought him three Qi Gathering Pills.
But this loser rejected me outright!
Breakup! Breakup! Breakup!
Brother Xiao Yan is not a loser!
Miss Xun'er,
what would you like to say?
Brother Xiao Yan is loyal, kind and dutiful.
That's like being an idiot.
In my eyes, Xiao Yan is the most handsome.
Being handsome means nothing!
Brother Xiao Yan is a genius!
Even if he had once reached the 10th stage
that's all in the past now.
He's now a low level 3rd stage loser!
Something must have happened to him in the last three years,
Otherwise he would be at least a 3-star Dou Zhe by now with his ability.
And what would this 'something' be?
I don't know what happened to Brother Xiao Yan,
but he's not a loser by any means!
Then let him speak for himself.
Xiao Yan, will you please explain.
I don't know what's going on either.
For the past three years, the Qi I cultivate during the day leaks out at night.
It's like this everyday.
It feels like my body is being sucked dry.
Luckily, I found out that you have
a Qi leakage problem on this show today.
Otherwise, if we wanted to start a family,
you'll be so sick that you'll die!
I'm not sick, I'm healthy!
How do you explain the farting phenomenon?
It's not a fart, it's a leak!
I don't care what it is.
If you have a disease like that,
I should stay away from you!
You can go as far away as you like!
That's enough from Xiao Yan.
What the audience is more interested in next is
Miss Xun'er's feelings for Xiao Yan.
Can you please enlighten us today?
M-My relationship with Xiao Yan is very simple
and pure.
He tucks you into bed!
You wash his underwear!
You call that purity?
Miss Nalan,
why do you know all this?
It's because they show their love to their circle of friends!
It's all because of you, the Mistress
pestering Xiao Yan every day.
No wonder he can't cultivate his Qi properly.
Actually he keeps leaking Qi.
Mistress! Mistress! Mistress!
You will never understand the feelings I have for Brother Xiao Yan.
Sooner or later he will become a great master!
Even if he loses all his kung fu,
I'm willing to keep him safe.
Even if he loses all his fans,
I'm willing to be his only follower.
True love! True love! True love!
I love you, Miss Xun'er!
That's so touching!
There really is true love in this world.
What's so great about Xiao Yan, that loser
that you treat him like this?
Xiao Yan may be a loser in your eyes,
but he's my kind of guy.
And he smells good too.
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
Breath of fresh air, a quest to the top,
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
to soar through the heavens.
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
All the winds and clouds of the eight realms
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
are felt within my heart.
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
Don't bully the young and the poor,
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
for they'll be praised in the future.
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
The light of thunder will shine through the brightest of eyes
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
and the heroes will triumph together.
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
No one can predict where they'll be,
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
a thousand swords etched, a hundred times refined.
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
Looking all around, the mountains and rivers are vast,
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
the world is mine.
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
Restore your wings, spark the dream in your eyes, the fire in your heart
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
that keeps going on and on.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
Through rain, the wind, and the hardship.
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
When the dark clouds clear, we'll fly to the heavens,
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
to reach the sky with my hands.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
I'll live up to my dream, with this body I'll take on the world.
Episode 1 - Breaking the Engagement
There is a continent in the universe
where there is no magic as we know it.
Dou Qi is the dominant force here.
(Dou Qi = Fighting or Spirit Energy)
Welcome to the DOU QI CONTINENT.
The people of this continent cultivated their Dou Qi
and reached the pinnacle of their existence.
Since then, everyone's life has been tied to their Dou Qi,
and are inseparable.
There are ten key ranks of Dou Qi,
(T/N - The Dou Zhe 'rank' has two 'levels', Dou Zhi and Dou Zhe. The former requires one to condense 10 stages before reaching the latter.
These 'stages' are similar to the 'stars' in the Dou Zhe and higher ranks, therefore, Dou Zhi is considered the '1st Level' when ranks are described.
1./2. Dou Zhi/Zhe = Fighting Disciple/Practitioner
3. Dou Shi = Fighting Master
4. Da Dou Shi = Grand Master
5. Dou Ling = Fighting Spirit
6. Dou Wang = Fighting King
7. Dou Huang = Fighting Emperor
8. Dou Zong = Ancestor
9. Dou Zun = Venerate
10. Dou Sheng = Saint
11. Dou Di - Fighting God
These ranks are firm.
In this world, the strongest are judged by their strength.
Wu Tan City
One of
Wu Tan
City's
big
three
families
The
Xiao
Family
--It's about to start
XIAO
Next up, Xiao Yan!
--Xiao Yan? That guy?
--Why's he even here?
The
Xiao
Family's
3rd
Youngest
Master
Xiao
Yan
Next up, Xiao Yan!!
--He's here.
--Here he comes.
--This is gonna be good-
Go embarrass yourself again
The
Xiao
Family's
Head
Elder's
son.
Xiao
Ning
Xiao
Mei
all 'gifted' youngster.
Begin the test!
Xiao
Family's
Main
Assembly
Hall
One of Wu Tan City's
Big three families.
Jia Lie Family's Patriarch,
Jia Lie Bi
Xiao
Family's
Patriach,
Xiao Zhan
Jia Lie Bi,
you're testing my patience!
One of
Wu Tan
City's
Big
three
families.
Ao Ba Pa
Money is king around here.
Ao Ba Pa and I, who head up two
of the big families in Wu Tan City,
intend buy up all the markets
your Xiao Family controls!
No you won't!
The markets favour the highest bidder!
Ao Ba Pa and I are worth three times more than you.
How're you going to compete with that?!
This time next year,
your family will be out of Wu Tan City!
Oldest Elder
2nd Elder
Hold on!
This is a marriage contract for my son Xiao Yan.
Xiao Yan's?
Isn't he the child genius who
started training at the age of four,
reached the 9th stage of
Dou Zhi at the age of ten,
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level)
and broke through the 10th stage
of at the age of eleven?
That is a copy of the marriage contract between
my son Xiao Yan and Nalan Yanran of the Nalan family.
W-When was this arranged?
Why did we not know about this?
It's just a trivial matter.
Let's not make a big deal of it.
Please, have some tea,
and take all the time you need.
The Yun Lan Sect is full of strong cultivators.
(T/N: The 'Yun Lan Sect' is also known as the 'Misty Cloud Sect')
They may be far away, but if something happens
to the Xiao family, they won't stand idly by.
This Nalan Yanran is also the its leader's favourite student.
When the time comes, I'm afraid-
-You're afraid that not only will your two families
be unable to take over all the markets,
but you will also be unable to protect your own!
Xiao Yan,
Dou Zhi level
3rd stage!
Low-Rank.
--And to think we called him talented.
--This piece of trash is a disgrace to the family!
If his father were not the Patriarch, this 'talented'
young man would've been kicked out of the family long ago.
Next up is
Xiao Mei!
Xiao Mei
do I disgust you so much?
--Here comes the 'genius'.
--How you doing 'genius'?
Xiao
Family
Xiao
Xun'er
Your foundation is strong,
there is still hope.
(T/N: The proverb Xun'er says is 'As long as the mountains are green, there will always be firewood')
Xiao Mei
Dou Zhi, 7th stage.
High-Rank.
Next up, Xiao Xun'er!
Brother Xiao Yan, it's my turn.
Please wait here for me.
Xiao Xun'er
9th s-stage, Dou Zhi!
High-Rank!
--What?! 9th-stage? Let's go see!
Xun'er, congratulations.
I'm not good enough for you.
We're leaving!
Good riddance!
--Miss Nalan Yanran is approaching!
The
Yun
Lan
Sect's
Head Disciple
Nalan
Yanran
Nalan Yanran, a disciple of the Yun Lan Sect's leader,
has come to pay her respects to Patriarch Xiao.
Yan'er, don't be so formal.
We'll be family soon, after all.
This is a Qi Gathering Pill.
Please accept it as a token of my respect.
What?!
To reach the Dou Zhe level,
one must build up a Dou Qi Cyclone in their body.
(Dou Zhe = Fighting Practitioner = 2nd Level)
And creating this Dou Qi Cyclone
has a high failure rate.
(TN: A 'Dou Qi Cyclone' is created by successfully compressing one's
Dou Qi within their body. 'Dou Qi' is one's Fighting or spirit energy)
And when that happens, a 9th-stage Dou Zhi
will drop back to the 8th stage.
For those less fortunate, it may take
a dozen or more attempts to achieve success.
And with such repetition, one loses the best time for cultivation,
and the best future they can have.
The benefits of the Qi Gathering Pill
is to enable a 9th-stage Dou Zhi cultivator
form a Dou Qi Cyclone with a 100% success rate.
Why has Yan'er prepared such a generous gift?
I don't know what to say right now.
I'll be frank.
There is a matter I would
like Patriarch Xiao to help with.
Please, tell me what it is.
Your Uncle Xiao will do he can to help.
I want to break the engagement.
I beg your pardon young lady.
You heard me.
I want to break off my engagement with Xiao Yan.
Yan'er!
Patriarch Xiao, please address me as, Nalan Yanran!
Nalan Yanran,
breaking an engagement is a big deal!
Do you know what that means
in the Dou Qi Continent?!
Of course I do.
That's why I brought the Qi Gathering Pill.
I think the value of this Qi Gathering Pill
should be enough compensation.
--Quickly!
--Someone's here to pick a fight!
I'm asking that Miss Nalan reconsider her request.
I don't think that the Yun Lan Sect's leader will agree-
-But the Sect leader does agree!
The leader thinks it would look irresponsible of the Sect
if I'm to marry someone who was once a genius,
but is now completely useless cultivator.
And with the power behind the Yun Lan Sect,
I'm sure Patriarch Xiao would not object.
7-Star
Da
Dou
Shi
Ge Ye
A Yun Lan Sect,
7-Star Da Dou Shi?!
(Da Dou Shi = Fighting Grandmaster = 4th Level)
Miss Nalan, would you change your mind
if I knelt in front of you?
You can kill yourself for all I care,
I still want out of the engagement!
Shut your mouth!
Breaking an engagement comes with
great shame in the Dou Qi Continent.
And the family would lose its dignity for generations to come.
I'm sure Miss Nalan
knew this already!
--Hurry, hurry!
--Hurry!
--Hurry up, someone's causing trouble!
--Who dares?
--They wanna quick death?
Brother Xiao Yan,
we better go see.
You must go,
for the sake of your father.
Hey beautiful.
You don't get to speak here, step aside!
Yan'er!
So you're Xiao Yan?
Handsome, right?
Doesn't matter, you're still trash.
Fine
I feel sorry for you.
How about this,
I'll offer three Qi Gathering Pills instead.
Also, I'll recommend you to
study in the Yun Lan Sect.
After all this bad luck, Xiao Yan
gets to join the the Yun Lan Sect?!
With the three Pills,
the Xiao Family's strength will definitely increase.
The market we've lost now will surely be regained in the future.
-Yes, that's right!
Besides, if Xiao Yan goes to the Yun Lan Sect,
maybe his strength will be restored!
Miss Nalan is really something!
This is a big help for me too.
Once the engagement is broken, the Xiao Family will
no longer have support, and the market will be ours!
Jia Lie Bie,
don't get too excited!
Miss Nalan,
I've decided to
Yes
divorce you.
What?!
Are you deaf?
Divorce!
I'm divorcing you, bitch!
You're not doing anyone
any favours with this!
I know it's called 'Not giving in'!
(T/N: 鱼死网破 meaning 'The fish died and the net broke', and is a metaphor for 'a fight to the death')
Despicable!
I accept.
Shameless!
Agreed!
You-
Yan'er, watch out!
Lion's Fury!
Holy shit!
How about this?
Three years.
I'll give the Xiao Family three years.
After three years, Xiao Yan is to
come to the Yun Lan Sect and fight me.
If you lose, you'll agree to
break the engagement.
If you win, I, Nalan,
will do whatever you want.
That's not fair!
Any fool knows that with Xiao Yan's current strength,
he won't catch up to you in just three years?
This just delays the inevitable for the Xiao Family by three years.
After three years, we will be taken over by Jia Lie Bie.
This is the best compromise I can make.
Don't think the threat of divorce will deter me.
How about that, Xiao Yan?
It's a deal!
Very well.
I'll see you later then.
What's going on?
Things are getting complicated, let's leave.
You overestimate yourself.
Xiao Yan, I look forward to our
Three-Year Agreement.
The Yellow river flowed East for 30 years, and it flowed West for the next 30 years. So don't bully the young and poor!
(T/N - Xiao Yan shares a proverb that basically says that a person can change over time, so do not underestimate them)
It's now time for the Battle of the Orz show!
(T/N: 'Orz' is an emoticon representing someone who has fallen over, bowing down on their knees or pounding
their head on the floor. The 'o' is the head, the 'r' is the arms and upper torso, and the 'z' is the rest of the body and legs)
I'm your host, Jia Lie Bie.
I know you all hate me.
But that's because I play the villain too well in the main series.
Battle of the Orz
Back to business.
The topic of our discussion today is
"Should I break up with my loser boyfriend".
Please welcome our two beautiful guests.
Please introduce yourselves.
My name is Nalan Yanran
a disciple of the Yun Lan Sect
and Xiao Yan's fiancee.
Goddess Nalan! Goddess Nalan!
I'm Xiao Xun'er.
Xiao Yan's litttle sister.
Young ladies, take your seats.
Would you express your views on today's topic?
Xiao Yan is a loser and I want to break up with him!
Miss Nalan, you are Xiao Yan's fiancee,
can you be more specific as to
why you would want to break up with him?
Xiao Yan was known as a talented young man at first.
He reached the 10th stage of Dou Qi at the age of 11.
I was a fan of his back then.
I always followed his Weibo account.
His unrestrained personality touched me deeply.
I was full of curiosity, admiration and love for him.
And then?
Then one day my master told me
The Yun Lan Sect and the Xiao Family were going to tie the knot
Xiao Yan would be my fiance.
I was excited for days to hear this news!
So why are you breaking up with him now?
This is perhaps a case of love and hate.
I waited for him for three years.
In those three years he's been losing fans every day.
Weibo followers have gone from 37,864
down to one follower today.
One person?
And that is
It's her!!
Oh it's Miss Xun'er.
Brother-Sister incest!
We are not blood siblings!
How can you say we're incestuous?
Oh, my mistake!
Mistress!
You're too young to fight me!
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Today we're talking about
"whether I should break up with my loser boyfriend?"
Miss Nalan,
you said you wanted to break up with Xiao Yan
because he lost his popularity, right?
That's right!
Falling out of favour is a serious matter in our continent.
Losing fans means failure.
Not good!
Is there any other reason?
Actually, I can tolerate the loss of fans,
as long as Xiao Yan works hard and is motivated,
I would have waited for him.
His lost fans will come back sooner or later.
That's right.
He's the most promising prospect in the Dou Qi Continent.
Promising prospect?!
That's what I used to say to myself.
Until the results of his latest test.
I was completely disappointed.
In fact I was dispaired!
What results?
A 3rd Stage, Dou Zhi
Low-rank.
That does seem a bit low.
Promising prospects my ass.
He's worth less than trash!
Trash! Trash! Trash!
I, Nalan Yanran, am beautiful as a flower.
I've got guys lining up at the Southern Heavenly Gate
But what about me?
I was still looking forward to this boyfriend.
I spent three years of my youth waiting for him.
I even brought him three Qi Gathering Pills.
But this loser rejected me outright!
Breakup! Breakup! Breakup!
Brother Xiao Yan is not a loser!
Miss Xun'er,
what would you like to say?
Brother Xiao Yan is loyal, kind and dutiful.
That's like being an idiot.
In my eyes, Xiao Yan is the most handsome.
Being handsome means nothing!
Brother Xiao Yan is a genius!
Even if he had once reached the 10th stage
that's all in the past now.
He's now a low level 3rd stage loser!
Something must have happened to him in the last three years,
Otherwise he would be at least a 3-star Dou Zhe by now with his ability.
And what would this 'something' be?
I don't know what happened to Brother Xiao Yan,
but he's not a loser by any means!
Then let him speak for himself.
Xiao Yan, will you please explain.
I don't know what's going on either.
For the past three years, the Qi I cultivate during the day leaks out at night.
It's like this everyday.
It feels like my body is being sucked dry.
Luckily, I found out that you have
a Qi leakage problem on this show today.
Otherwise, if we wanted to start a family,
you'll be so sick that you'll die!
I'm not sick, I'm healthy!
How do you explain the farting phenomenon?
It's not a fart, it's a leak!
I don't care what it is.
If you have a disease like that,
I should stay away from you!
You can go as far away as you like!
That's enough from Xiao Yan.
What the audience is more interested in next is
Miss Xun'er's feelings for Xiao Yan.
Can you please enlighten us today?
M-My relationship with Xiao Yan is very simple
and pure.
He tucks you into bed!
You wash his underwear!
You call that purity?
Miss Nalan,
why do you know all this?
It's because they show their love to their circle of friends!
It's all because of you, the Mistress
pestering Xiao Yan every day.
No wonder he can't cultivate his Qi properly.
Actually he keeps leaking Qi.
Mistress! Mistress! Mistress!
You will never understand the feelings I have for Brother Xiao Yan.
Sooner or later he will become a great master!
Even if he loses all his kung fu,
I'm willing to keep him safe.
Even if he loses all his fans,
I'm willing to be his only follower.
True love! True love! True love!
I love you, Miss Xun'er!
That's so touching!
There really is true love in this world.
What's so great about Xiao Yan, that loser
that you treat him like this?
Xiao Yan may be a loser in your eyes,
but he's my kind of guy.
And he smells good too.
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.