Baywatch (1989) s03e16 Episode Script
Vacation (2)
"Tonight, on" Baywatch: The girl saw us.
"They'll never survive" in these waters.
I won and lost a small fortune before I realized I had a gambling problem.
I think there is an escaped convict on the ship.
Right where you are.
"If you refuse," people will die, starting with her.
Oh, come on, babe, come on.
You're not leaving me now.
"Last week on" Baywatch: "It's a five-day voyage" to the Mexican Riviera.
This is so relaxing.
I could get used to this.
"Already I am smelling" romance in the air.
I am Count Guido Papadokulous.
Check it out.
I knew it.
I knew they'd get back together.
Kiss me, you fool! - Excuse me.
- Guido Papadokulous! Stop him.
Guido! This man's aboard the ship.
He gets off the ship in Mexico, and then he totally disappears.
You are on a roll.
One card, $20,000 or bust.
Stephanie? Man overboard! Take the ring.
Hey! And now, part two of "Vacation.
" Let's go.
Right now.
I'm walking out of here.
What about your chips? Will you cash me out? Certainly.
You were wonderful.
Thank you.
So were you, my lucky charm.
And what do I get? What about this? What the hell happened? I got shot.
It's a pretty bad wound.
- Hang on.
- What? Oh.
Ow! Ow! I know it hurts.
Just hold still.
Please, take it easy.
Okay.
Okay.
Hang on, hang on.
Whoa! There you are, you little devil.
Come back here.
Look out, man coming through.
Man in trouble coming through.
Look out.
Coming through.
Look out.
Man in trouble coming through.
Are you okay? Yeah.
I'm just coming down from the rush.
Not too far down, I hope.
Matthew, I didn't come here for the reason you think.
Then what was that kiss all about? I thought we meant something to each other, C.
J.
Or are we still playing games? This isn't a game, Matthew.
I mean, you might find this hard to understand, but you know, I I grew up in Vegas.
My grandfather was a dealer in a casino.
I mean, I've been playing blackjack with him since as far back as I can remember.
He taught me how to count cards, read the dealer, play the percentages.
And by the time I was 15, I knew every trick in the book.
By the time I was 19, I was out of control.
I won and lost a small fortune before I realized I had a gambling problem.
I don't know what to say.
It's just that it had been five years since I set foot in a casino.
I really thought I'd gotten that out of my system.
Hey, who said you didn't? You had a lucky streak, and you walked away.
Just don't go back.
It's a lot more complicated than that.
I just don't trust myself anymore.
Then trust me.
I won't let you out of my sight.
Can you do me a favor, Matthew? Mm-hmm.
Will you just hold me? Are you still mad at me? No, I'm not mad at you.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not! I was the one who wanted us to spend the night together.
Yeah, well, this might be our last one, so we might as well enjoy it.
We can't be too far from a shipping lane.
We just got to hang on.
Once it's light, they'll spot us.
Do you think you can last all night? Are you kidding? You'll starve before you drown.
Nobody knows they went overboard.
It's business as usual on all decks.
For now.
What happens when they're reported missing? The girl saw us.
They'll never survive in these waters.
Mitch? Yeah? Some vacation, huh? It doesn't get much better than this! Hi.
Hi.
Couldn't stay away? Well, when you're hot, you're hot.
Give the lady her $20,000.
And a chip for good luck.
Thank you.
Blackjack.
Picking up right from where you left off.
Doubles? Yeah.
Okay.
Mitch! Mitch! - Mitch? - Stephanie? Stephanie! Mitch.
Mitch! Hang on.
Hang on! Hang on.
Hang on.
C.
J.
Hi, Matthew.
What are you doing out here? I saw a bird.
Land.
Look! It's a mirage, Mitch.
No, it's not.
It's a miracle.
Oh, my God.
We made it.
Oh, Mitch, we're saved.
Oh, my God! Mitch.
How much did you lose? Everything? Hey, look at it this way: At least you were playing with their money.
Yeah, until I got a $5,000 line of credit.
You're down five grand? Listen, Matthew, it's not your problem.
I'll take care of it.
How? What are you going to do, C.
J? What, are you going to wash dishes for the rest of the cruise? Well, what do you suggest I do? Let me bail you out.
How? With my credit card it can hold that much.
No, thank you.
Look, if you were in the next tower and I needed backup, you'd be there, wouldn't you? It's not the same thing.
Then, how is it different? Don't move.
Bet you're not thinking about your ex-husband now.
As a matter of fact, I am.
He's the sole beneficiary of my life insurance policy.
I never got around to changing my will.
Well, you're not dead yet.
Then why is my life flashing before my eyes? I love you.
I always have, from the moment I met you.
Come on! Mitch, you did it! He's going away.
Come on, let's get out of here before he tells his big brother.
Come on.
Good morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Is everything okay? Everything's fine.
Have either of you seen Mitch or Stephanie? Have you checked his room? Yeah.
They probably don't want to be disturbed.
They're having a little on-board romance.
Oh.
I want a shower.
I've checked both their rooms, the pool, the breakfast buffet, and the weight room.
Okay, I'm really getting nervous now.
Something's going on.
What are you talking about? Look, I think there's an escaped convict on the ship.
What? I don't know if it has anything to do with Stephanie and Mitch, but the guy in the room next to me, he looks just like Hey! Have any of you seen Mitch? No.
Or Stephanie.
Why? What's wrong? What have you got there? Mitch's jacket.
You know I found it over there by the railing.
This is not an item that Mitch would casually toss aside.
I mean, feel this material.
Do you guys think something happened to them? I think we better find out.
Mitch! Are you all right? My arms feel like anchors.
Where do you think we are? Australia.
There's a string of uninhabited islands off the coast of Baja.
How far off the coast? At this point, that's all we know.
Yes, I will.
Roger and out.
I've just alerted the U.
S.
Coast Guard.
Well, everyone on board's been accounted for except Mitch, Stephanie, and another passenger named Carl Franks.
Sir, I think there's a pretty fair chance they went overboard.
Yes, but when and where? Get out the navigational charts.
Captain, you're not thinking of turning the ship around? These people rescued my daughter.
I'll do everything in my power to find them.
Yes, sir.
We're re-adjusting the course.
Take those binoculars and start searching both port and starboard.
We passed along the edge of a major tropical storm they could be anywhere.
They're going back for them.
What? You can feel it already.
The ship's turning around.
We've got to get to Cabo by noon.
That trawler won't wait.
Full speed ahead.
Steady as she goes.
Give me a reading on the starboard compass.
Everybody stay right where you are right where you are.
Now, you, put this ship back on course to Cabo San Lucas.
And if I refuse? If you refuse? If you refuse, people will die, starting with her.
We stopped.
Maybe somebody spotted Mitch and Stephanie.
Keep looking.
I'll go see what's up.
Amy, the ship has been commandeered by terrorists.
They're threatening to kill your friend.
The bridge is secure.
Okay, get these people tied up.
Sit down.
MAN " Motor vessel "Southward," motor vessel "Southward.
" This is Coast Guard Rescue "Southward," can you update us on your situation? If I don't respond Shut up.
Let me think for a second.
I'll say the emergency has been cancelled, and we're proceeding to Mexico as planned.
No, you will tell them you have an emergency evacuation.
Motor vessel "Southward," Coast Guard Rescue 6565.
Do you read me on channel 16? I'd like to speak to your captain.
Over.
Get on the horn.
It's the best way out.
Okay.
M- Mitch, I'm freezing.
I know.
I'll have a fire started here in a second.
M- My hands are like ice.
Hypothermia.
M- My body temperature's dropping.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Stephanie.
Stephanie.
Hang on, Stephanie.
Stephanie! Stephanie.
Stephanie! Stephanie.
Stephanie! Come on, Stephanie.
Come back.
Stephanie! Hey.
Hey, welcome back.
I was afraid I lost you there for a while.
I wasn't afraid.
That's a good girl, that's a good girl.
It will be all right, it will be all right.
MAN " Southward," this is Coast Guard 6565.
If the injured passenger you reported is ready, we can hoist him from your bow on the port or starboard side, whichever is easiest for you.
Repeat, we are prepared to hoist your injured passenger.
Over.
Southward, do you read me? Over.
Tell them to come in portside.
Get behind me.
Come on, just a little sip.
Come on.
Come on.
Stephanie, you got to take a sip, or you're going to go into shock, now come on.
That a girl, that a girl.
Yeah, okay.
Mitch Yeah? Remember when we first met? Yeah, yeah.
I was coming out of the shower, and you were on the wrong side of the locker room.
That a girl.
Did you ever think we'd end up like this? Well, you know, as a matter of fact, when we first started dating, I had this dream about you and I being stranded on a desert island all alone, just the two of us.
Was it anything like this? Um, not nearly as romantic.
Come on, now.
One more.
Come on.
That a girl.
That's okay.
"Southward," we've reported the attempted hijacking to our district headquarters.
They're notifying the FBI and DEA.
If the lifeguard who wanted to help us search for his friends is ready, we'll be glad to hoist him aboard.
Over.
Search fire's going real good.
Won't be long now.
Dry palm leaves excellent for keeping the old body warm.
No forget it! Forget it! No, I'm not going to forget it! Come on.
No, I won't forget it.
Come on.
Come on, babe.
Come on.
You're not leaving me now.
You come into my life, you make me fall in love with you, you break my heart! There's no way you're leaving me now.
Just a little longer.
Hold on.
Come on, hold on.
Object in the water at three o'clock.
Breathing's fine.
Pulse is strong.
Okay.
You're doing good here.
Nice and warm.
We're doing good.
We're in good shape.
We're doing real good.
Doing real good.
Hot rocks! Hot rocks! Get your hot rocks here.
I got some hot rocks here.
Okay, okay.
One, two Look over on the beach.
There's smoke.
It's them! It's got to be them.
These will keep you nice and warm.
Nice I'll be right back.
Hey! Hey! Our flight is boarding.
Come on.
Yeah.
We're going home.
We're going home.
- Hi.
- Hey.
How you doing? Okay.
Doc says you're doing all right.
Aw, what does he know? When I first woke up, I thought it was a dream.
Then, I remembered you holding me by the fire, keeping me awake, keeping me alive.
It was touch-and-go there for a while.
The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is recommend you for a Medal of Valor.
No one would believe the story.
I don't care.
I'm writing it all down.
If nothing else, I'll sell it to a magazine.
We could call it "Vacation From Hell.
" You'll have to help me with the blank spots.
I was delirious half the time.
Yeah, I know.
There was a couple of moments I was pretty delirious myself.
There's one thing I do remember.
What? I never said, "Thank you.
" Thank you, Mitch.
You really think we could sell the story to a magazine? Oh, Mitch, stop.
Ow! Doctor, help me from this guy.
Ow.
Stop.
C.
J.
Why are you avoiding me? I'm not avoiding you.
Yes, you are.
It's the loan, isn't it? You feel uncomfortable because you owe me money.
Look, C.
J.
, I don't want this to put a strain on our relationship.
You can pay me back whenever you want.
Just don't skip town, okay? That's very sweet of you, Matthew.
But you know what? I think I'm going to settle up right now.
Where did you get all that cash? I found the chip the pit boss gave me.
I went back into the casino, and I won it all back.
You're unreal.
$5,000, payment in full.
And what are you going to do with the rest of that? What are you going to go on, a shopping spree? Well, I think that's what I would have done before, but I think that the only way to get rid of this gambling problem is to give the money away.
Give the money away? To who? Heal the Bay.
Heal the Bay? Yeah.
You know, I thought of what was most important to me, and what I wanted, and this is it the water, the beach, my friends.
I just want to make sure they're always going to be there.
You think I'm doing the right thing? Yeah, I do.
I think you're doing the right thing.
So, old great gigolo, how much did you get Mrs.
Kenilworth to invest in Windows by Guido? Please, can we talk about something else? Oh, what happened? Things didn't work out? Well, as it turns out, she wasn't interested in my business only my body.
Couldn't resist your charms.
There you go.
No specks, no streaks, no smudges.
The perfect window.
Guido! Oh, no! Mitch, call the police! Mrs.
Kenilworth, glad to see you again.
There you are, you little devil.
Come back here.
- Mrs.
Kenilworth, please.
- Guido! Oh, why is this happening to me? Oh, you're catching up, too.
Oh, no!
"They'll never survive" in these waters.
I won and lost a small fortune before I realized I had a gambling problem.
I think there is an escaped convict on the ship.
Right where you are.
"If you refuse," people will die, starting with her.
Oh, come on, babe, come on.
You're not leaving me now.
"Last week on" Baywatch: "It's a five-day voyage" to the Mexican Riviera.
This is so relaxing.
I could get used to this.
"Already I am smelling" romance in the air.
I am Count Guido Papadokulous.
Check it out.
I knew it.
I knew they'd get back together.
Kiss me, you fool! - Excuse me.
- Guido Papadokulous! Stop him.
Guido! This man's aboard the ship.
He gets off the ship in Mexico, and then he totally disappears.
You are on a roll.
One card, $20,000 or bust.
Stephanie? Man overboard! Take the ring.
Hey! And now, part two of "Vacation.
" Let's go.
Right now.
I'm walking out of here.
What about your chips? Will you cash me out? Certainly.
You were wonderful.
Thank you.
So were you, my lucky charm.
And what do I get? What about this? What the hell happened? I got shot.
It's a pretty bad wound.
- Hang on.
- What? Oh.
Ow! Ow! I know it hurts.
Just hold still.
Please, take it easy.
Okay.
Okay.
Hang on, hang on.
Whoa! There you are, you little devil.
Come back here.
Look out, man coming through.
Man in trouble coming through.
Look out.
Coming through.
Look out.
Man in trouble coming through.
Are you okay? Yeah.
I'm just coming down from the rush.
Not too far down, I hope.
Matthew, I didn't come here for the reason you think.
Then what was that kiss all about? I thought we meant something to each other, C.
J.
Or are we still playing games? This isn't a game, Matthew.
I mean, you might find this hard to understand, but you know, I I grew up in Vegas.
My grandfather was a dealer in a casino.
I mean, I've been playing blackjack with him since as far back as I can remember.
He taught me how to count cards, read the dealer, play the percentages.
And by the time I was 15, I knew every trick in the book.
By the time I was 19, I was out of control.
I won and lost a small fortune before I realized I had a gambling problem.
I don't know what to say.
It's just that it had been five years since I set foot in a casino.
I really thought I'd gotten that out of my system.
Hey, who said you didn't? You had a lucky streak, and you walked away.
Just don't go back.
It's a lot more complicated than that.
I just don't trust myself anymore.
Then trust me.
I won't let you out of my sight.
Can you do me a favor, Matthew? Mm-hmm.
Will you just hold me? Are you still mad at me? No, I'm not mad at you.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not! I was the one who wanted us to spend the night together.
Yeah, well, this might be our last one, so we might as well enjoy it.
We can't be too far from a shipping lane.
We just got to hang on.
Once it's light, they'll spot us.
Do you think you can last all night? Are you kidding? You'll starve before you drown.
Nobody knows they went overboard.
It's business as usual on all decks.
For now.
What happens when they're reported missing? The girl saw us.
They'll never survive in these waters.
Mitch? Yeah? Some vacation, huh? It doesn't get much better than this! Hi.
Hi.
Couldn't stay away? Well, when you're hot, you're hot.
Give the lady her $20,000.
And a chip for good luck.
Thank you.
Blackjack.
Picking up right from where you left off.
Doubles? Yeah.
Okay.
Mitch! Mitch! - Mitch? - Stephanie? Stephanie! Mitch.
Mitch! Hang on.
Hang on! Hang on.
Hang on.
C.
J.
Hi, Matthew.
What are you doing out here? I saw a bird.
Land.
Look! It's a mirage, Mitch.
No, it's not.
It's a miracle.
Oh, my God.
We made it.
Oh, Mitch, we're saved.
Oh, my God! Mitch.
How much did you lose? Everything? Hey, look at it this way: At least you were playing with their money.
Yeah, until I got a $5,000 line of credit.
You're down five grand? Listen, Matthew, it's not your problem.
I'll take care of it.
How? What are you going to do, C.
J? What, are you going to wash dishes for the rest of the cruise? Well, what do you suggest I do? Let me bail you out.
How? With my credit card it can hold that much.
No, thank you.
Look, if you were in the next tower and I needed backup, you'd be there, wouldn't you? It's not the same thing.
Then, how is it different? Don't move.
Bet you're not thinking about your ex-husband now.
As a matter of fact, I am.
He's the sole beneficiary of my life insurance policy.
I never got around to changing my will.
Well, you're not dead yet.
Then why is my life flashing before my eyes? I love you.
I always have, from the moment I met you.
Come on! Mitch, you did it! He's going away.
Come on, let's get out of here before he tells his big brother.
Come on.
Good morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Is everything okay? Everything's fine.
Have either of you seen Mitch or Stephanie? Have you checked his room? Yeah.
They probably don't want to be disturbed.
They're having a little on-board romance.
Oh.
I want a shower.
I've checked both their rooms, the pool, the breakfast buffet, and the weight room.
Okay, I'm really getting nervous now.
Something's going on.
What are you talking about? Look, I think there's an escaped convict on the ship.
What? I don't know if it has anything to do with Stephanie and Mitch, but the guy in the room next to me, he looks just like Hey! Have any of you seen Mitch? No.
Or Stephanie.
Why? What's wrong? What have you got there? Mitch's jacket.
You know I found it over there by the railing.
This is not an item that Mitch would casually toss aside.
I mean, feel this material.
Do you guys think something happened to them? I think we better find out.
Mitch! Are you all right? My arms feel like anchors.
Where do you think we are? Australia.
There's a string of uninhabited islands off the coast of Baja.
How far off the coast? At this point, that's all we know.
Yes, I will.
Roger and out.
I've just alerted the U.
S.
Coast Guard.
Well, everyone on board's been accounted for except Mitch, Stephanie, and another passenger named Carl Franks.
Sir, I think there's a pretty fair chance they went overboard.
Yes, but when and where? Get out the navigational charts.
Captain, you're not thinking of turning the ship around? These people rescued my daughter.
I'll do everything in my power to find them.
Yes, sir.
We're re-adjusting the course.
Take those binoculars and start searching both port and starboard.
We passed along the edge of a major tropical storm they could be anywhere.
They're going back for them.
What? You can feel it already.
The ship's turning around.
We've got to get to Cabo by noon.
That trawler won't wait.
Full speed ahead.
Steady as she goes.
Give me a reading on the starboard compass.
Everybody stay right where you are right where you are.
Now, you, put this ship back on course to Cabo San Lucas.
And if I refuse? If you refuse? If you refuse, people will die, starting with her.
We stopped.
Maybe somebody spotted Mitch and Stephanie.
Keep looking.
I'll go see what's up.
Amy, the ship has been commandeered by terrorists.
They're threatening to kill your friend.
The bridge is secure.
Okay, get these people tied up.
Sit down.
MAN " Motor vessel "Southward," motor vessel "Southward.
" This is Coast Guard Rescue "Southward," can you update us on your situation? If I don't respond Shut up.
Let me think for a second.
I'll say the emergency has been cancelled, and we're proceeding to Mexico as planned.
No, you will tell them you have an emergency evacuation.
Motor vessel "Southward," Coast Guard Rescue 6565.
Do you read me on channel 16? I'd like to speak to your captain.
Over.
Get on the horn.
It's the best way out.
Okay.
M- Mitch, I'm freezing.
I know.
I'll have a fire started here in a second.
M- My hands are like ice.
Hypothermia.
M- My body temperature's dropping.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Stephanie.
Stephanie.
Hang on, Stephanie.
Stephanie! Stephanie.
Stephanie! Stephanie.
Stephanie! Come on, Stephanie.
Come back.
Stephanie! Hey.
Hey, welcome back.
I was afraid I lost you there for a while.
I wasn't afraid.
That's a good girl, that's a good girl.
It will be all right, it will be all right.
MAN " Southward," this is Coast Guard 6565.
If the injured passenger you reported is ready, we can hoist him from your bow on the port or starboard side, whichever is easiest for you.
Repeat, we are prepared to hoist your injured passenger.
Over.
Southward, do you read me? Over.
Tell them to come in portside.
Get behind me.
Come on, just a little sip.
Come on.
Come on.
Stephanie, you got to take a sip, or you're going to go into shock, now come on.
That a girl, that a girl.
Yeah, okay.
Mitch Yeah? Remember when we first met? Yeah, yeah.
I was coming out of the shower, and you were on the wrong side of the locker room.
That a girl.
Did you ever think we'd end up like this? Well, you know, as a matter of fact, when we first started dating, I had this dream about you and I being stranded on a desert island all alone, just the two of us.
Was it anything like this? Um, not nearly as romantic.
Come on, now.
One more.
Come on.
That a girl.
That's okay.
"Southward," we've reported the attempted hijacking to our district headquarters.
They're notifying the FBI and DEA.
If the lifeguard who wanted to help us search for his friends is ready, we'll be glad to hoist him aboard.
Over.
Search fire's going real good.
Won't be long now.
Dry palm leaves excellent for keeping the old body warm.
No forget it! Forget it! No, I'm not going to forget it! Come on.
No, I won't forget it.
Come on.
Come on, babe.
Come on.
You're not leaving me now.
You come into my life, you make me fall in love with you, you break my heart! There's no way you're leaving me now.
Just a little longer.
Hold on.
Come on, hold on.
Object in the water at three o'clock.
Breathing's fine.
Pulse is strong.
Okay.
You're doing good here.
Nice and warm.
We're doing good.
We're in good shape.
We're doing real good.
Doing real good.
Hot rocks! Hot rocks! Get your hot rocks here.
I got some hot rocks here.
Okay, okay.
One, two Look over on the beach.
There's smoke.
It's them! It's got to be them.
These will keep you nice and warm.
Nice I'll be right back.
Hey! Hey! Our flight is boarding.
Come on.
Yeah.
We're going home.
We're going home.
- Hi.
- Hey.
How you doing? Okay.
Doc says you're doing all right.
Aw, what does he know? When I first woke up, I thought it was a dream.
Then, I remembered you holding me by the fire, keeping me awake, keeping me alive.
It was touch-and-go there for a while.
The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is recommend you for a Medal of Valor.
No one would believe the story.
I don't care.
I'm writing it all down.
If nothing else, I'll sell it to a magazine.
We could call it "Vacation From Hell.
" You'll have to help me with the blank spots.
I was delirious half the time.
Yeah, I know.
There was a couple of moments I was pretty delirious myself.
There's one thing I do remember.
What? I never said, "Thank you.
" Thank you, Mitch.
You really think we could sell the story to a magazine? Oh, Mitch, stop.
Ow! Doctor, help me from this guy.
Ow.
Stop.
C.
J.
Why are you avoiding me? I'm not avoiding you.
Yes, you are.
It's the loan, isn't it? You feel uncomfortable because you owe me money.
Look, C.
J.
, I don't want this to put a strain on our relationship.
You can pay me back whenever you want.
Just don't skip town, okay? That's very sweet of you, Matthew.
But you know what? I think I'm going to settle up right now.
Where did you get all that cash? I found the chip the pit boss gave me.
I went back into the casino, and I won it all back.
You're unreal.
$5,000, payment in full.
And what are you going to do with the rest of that? What are you going to go on, a shopping spree? Well, I think that's what I would have done before, but I think that the only way to get rid of this gambling problem is to give the money away.
Give the money away? To who? Heal the Bay.
Heal the Bay? Yeah.
You know, I thought of what was most important to me, and what I wanted, and this is it the water, the beach, my friends.
I just want to make sure they're always going to be there.
You think I'm doing the right thing? Yeah, I do.
I think you're doing the right thing.
So, old great gigolo, how much did you get Mrs.
Kenilworth to invest in Windows by Guido? Please, can we talk about something else? Oh, what happened? Things didn't work out? Well, as it turns out, she wasn't interested in my business only my body.
Couldn't resist your charms.
There you go.
No specks, no streaks, no smudges.
The perfect window.
Guido! Oh, no! Mitch, call the police! Mrs.
Kenilworth, glad to see you again.
There you are, you little devil.
Come back here.
- Mrs.
Kenilworth, please.
- Guido! Oh, why is this happening to me? Oh, you're catching up, too.
Oh, no!