Baywatch (1989) s05e22 Episode Script

1 - Some people stand in the darkness afraid to step into the light some people need to help somebody when the edge of surrender's in sight don't you worry it's gonna be all right 'cause I'm always ready I won't let you out of my sight I'll be ready I'll be ready never you fear no, don't you fear I'll be ready forever and always I'm always here 'Cause I'm always ready I won't let you out of my sight I'll be ready I'll be ready never you fear no, don't you fear I'll be ready forever and always I'm always here - I'm coming on like rolling thunder to tempt fate and destiny feel the power and see the wonder defying odd is my specialty so fire it up man I'm ready to make history oh yeah I've got a one way ticket to destiny - oh yeah I've got a one way ticket to destiny I live life like there's no tomorrow I'm gonna sail across the sky the price is high and the chances narrow but I live to do or die so fire it up - man I'm ready to make history oh yeah I've got a one way ticket to destiny oh yeah I've got a one way ticket to destiny burn like the sun and shine like the stars above - I'll fire it up just to fly! Oh yeah I've got a one way ticket to destiny oh yeah I've got a one way ticket to destiny -How can you surf on this big, old log, let alone carry it? -Excuse me, excuse me, this is no log.
This is nine feet and four inches of poetry in motion.
-It's a caveman plank.
I mean, where'd you get it, Jurassic park? -For your information, this classic longboard enables me to slice gracefully across the face of a curl.
Unlike you generation-x hot doggers on a stick.
-Excuse me, but shortboarders know how to work a wave.
-Oh, give me a break, you guys bounce up and down, your arms are flailing around, it's silly.
-It's style.
-Well, I don't know, you look like you're on fire, to me.
Listen and learn, grasshopper.
My generation invented the word style.
-Well don't forget polyester suits and platform shoes, and disco.
-Oh yeah, how can we possibly compete with slam dancing in a mosh pit, nose rings, "cool dude, way.
" -Oh, what about, "groovy, man," and "far out.
" -"Not.
" Hi guys.
I want you to meet neely capshaw.
She just transferred here from Hamilton beach.
-Hey, neely, I'm Mitch Buchannon.
Nice to meet you.
-Matt Brody.
-I was just wondering what tower you want neely assigned to.
-Who's in tower 22? -Would it be okay if I worked with Matt in his tower today? He could show me the ropes and answer any questions.
I mean, the last thing I want to do is cause any trouble on my very first day.
-No, no, no trouble at all.
-I don't want to do it if it's a problem with you, Matt.
-No, it's no problem at all.
Okay, shove off, you two.
Welcome to Baywatch.
-Thanks.
I feel like a part of the family already.
-Peace.
Yeah.
-She's nice, huh? Well, I think so.
Don't you? -Hmm.
-Groovy.
-Aw man, that ring of fire trick was the best.
-Talk about getting air, man.
-That dude's totally awesome.
-Great job.
-Thanks a lot.
-Good show.
Now that's just a taste to wet your whistle.
Come on out and see the entire Johnny danger daredevil extravaganza this Friday and Saturday nights at the great western forum.
Okay, who wants more? -I knew y'all would be a wild bunch.
Now Johnny's gonna need an assistant for this next one.
You, come on up.
-All right! -Hey, slick, let's go jump some cars.
All right! You know how to ride an atv? -Yep.
-All right, when I give you the sign, I want you to go full-tilt boogie down that line.
-All right.
-All right.
I'll take that, darlin'.
Ready? That was great riding, man.
Yeah! -After a save, you fill out a rescue card.
And then you file it in a box.
-We used the same system down in huntington.
-Great.
-Does the phone connect-- oh, I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
-I just lied.
I'm not really sorry at all.
I just might stay here a while, I just might.
-No, no, no, no.
4-you're right.
We're on duty.
Tonight, after work, we'll go out.
Pick up where we left off.
-Neely, C.
J.
and I have a relationship.
And it's very important to me.
And so is she.
You understand, don't you? -You're a one-woman man, right? -Yes I am.
-That's no problem.
Doesn't bother me at all.
-Johnny, great job, man.
-Thanks! -See ya.
-So Johnny, what's the most cars you ever jumped? -Ten.
Tried jumping 12 once, but something got in the way.
-What was that? -Number 11, ca-rack.
-Aw man! -Hi, Johnny.
Hi.
-Girls, come back to the show tomorrow, I'm gonna jump over the sun for ya.
-Thank you.
-Hey Johnny, what's it feel like flying on a motorcycle? -Like you're ten feet tall and bulletproof.
-Aw, yeah.
This is for the good job, towing me.
-Aw man, no way.
-Yeah! -Thanks, Johnny.
Adios.
-Hey Johnny, you think you should be riding after drinking? -Hey, slick, pop a beer and everything seems twice as good.
-Yeah! All right dude, check it out.
That's so cool.
-Help! I'm sorry, I didn't see her! -Not now, grab her head.
Come around.
Come around.
Okay.
-No pulse.
We'll give compressions.
One, two, three, four, five.
Breathe.
One, two, three, four, five.
Breathe.
One, two, three, four, five.
Switch.
Just give compressions.
One, two, three, four, five.
Breathe.
One, two, three, four, five.
Breathe.
One, two, three, four, five.
Breathe.
One, two, three, four, five.
Breathe.
There, there you go.
You all right? Are you her friend? I'm gonna take her up to the headquarters.
Brad? Okay, you're all right.
Okay, come on.
Okay, all right there you go.
All right! What's wrong? -After the switch, when I took over mouth-to-mouth, I smelled booze on that kid.
-She was probably drinking.
-Uh-huh.
I didn't smell it out there on her when I rescued her.
And I didn't smell it until after you did mouth-to-mouth on her.
That booze came from you, I can smell it on you now.
-Okay, so I took a couple of sips, no big deal.
What, you've never done it? -Not while I'm working.
-So, what are we saying here? Are you gonna bust me? Come on, Matt, don't.
Please? -You wanted to see me? -Yeah.
Yeah listen, neely.
I know you're new around here, but I understand you put a fellow lifeguard, and a victim and yourself at risk today.
-I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about, lieutenant.
-I'm talking about you drinking on duty.
-What? Where did that come from? -You didn't give me a choice.
-Look, I know it was a difficult decision for Matt to make, but it was the right one.
-I don't believe this.
That liar! That scum came on to me in the tower.
-What? -He hugged me and he put his hands on me.
-Mitch, that's not true.
-I told him no, I told him to stop.
But he kept on.
He kissed me and he told me that if I didn't sleep with him that he'd make sure that I'd lose my job.
-That's crazy.
-Don't you see? He got turned down.
His stupid male ego got hurt, so he makes up a lie about me drinking on the job to get even.
-I'm not a liar, you are.
-Don't touch me.
-Okay, okay just knock it off.
Okay? Both of you, take it easy.
-I'll tell you one thing, I won't let some sicko sex maniac cost me my career.
You won't get away with this.
-Morning, sir.
Did I miss a stop sign? -I'll tell you what you missed, you just missed hitting about 20 people.
Let me see your license, please.
Hobie? -Hi, Garner.
-What are you doing here? -Johnny's teaching me how to ride.
-Johnny danger? -It's true, sir, on my dear granny's grave.
I went to court and had it legally changed.
I'm in show business.
I needed something sportier to attract attention.
-Well you have attracted mine.
I'm going to cite you for reckless driving, Mr.
Danger.
-We're just trying to have a little fun.
-I can't make you get off, Hobie, I'm not your dad, but if I catch you endangering his life or anyone else's ever again, I'm gonna take you in and lock you up.
-Lock me up? -Yes, sir.
I'm going to impound your bike, and then I'm going to impound you.
And I mean that on my dear granny's grave.
-Hang tight, slick.
It's party time.
-You have to try and calm down.
-I mean, you should've seen her.
Big tears, they ought to give her an Oscar.
-This is the last time you're gonna get this close to me.
If you come within a hundred feet, I can have you arrested.
I've got a restraining order against you.
-Matt.
Why are you doing this? -I'm protecting myself.
-You're crazy, you know that? -Wake up, Matt Brody is all an act.
And you've bought into it 100 percent.
You want some advice? Get a new boyfriend.
'Cause the you've got now is a manipulative, controlling, slimeball.
Yeah, he tried to jump the fence with his horse, one night.
Plastered as usual.
Hit the fence, broke his neck and died.
-The horse? -The rider, p.
K.
Bonner, my idol.
Greatest cowboy that ever lived.
Taught me how to rope when I was about Hobie's age.
Yep, I won nine belt buckles in the tri-county championship because of him.
Here, you try.
You gotta keep your wrist loose, that's the key.
-Okay.
-There you go.
-Yee-ha--did you tell me the reason why I'm giving up my lunch hour to rope a trash can? -I like to show off.
Go ahead, try.
-Yee-haw, yee-hoo.
Hey, look at that.
You win, I lose.
Let's split a pizza, huh? -P.
k.
Bonner, now he's a rowdy.
-We not done, are we? -There wasn't nothing he wouldn't try.
It wasn't much he couldn't do.
-And you wanted to be just like him.
-Yeah, I was waiting to jump that fence next, drunk as a scar.
Funny who a kid'll look up to.
-This isn't about roping or p.
K.
Bonner, is it? -I busted a guy for reckless driving today, that motorcycle stunt show fella, Johnny danger.
Ran a check on him, got a couple of duis, some drunken bar brawls, he's a rowdy.
-No doubt.
So what? -I found Hobie riding on the back of his motorcycle.
-Hey, thanks for the brews, Johnny.
Yeah, thanks man.
Hi Johnny.
-Hey baby, hadn't seen you in a while.
-Been busy working, but I'm off now.
Are you ready? -Sure.
I was born ready.
-Hey Johnny, what about the rest of the beer? -Suck 'em down, slick.
Adios.
-Sexual harassment? -Yep, she's got an attorney.
She's filed a restraining order against you.
And she intends to file a suit against the county, against Baywatch, you.
-Mitch, you don't think that i-- -don't even think it.
You know damn well I believe you.
-So what's next? -Look, I hate this, but I'm gonna have to ask you to take a voluntary leave of absence until we straighten this thing out.
-Leave my job? That's like admitting that I'm guilty.
I mean, "voluntary.
" What if I don't volunteer? -Then, it will be out of my hands.
County will suspend you.
Sorry, Matt.
-Hey man, what's up? -Hey man, just having a cold one.
-Beer? Where'd you get that? -From Johnny.
Why, do you want one? Help! Help me! -Has he been drinking too? -Yeah.
-Great.
Help! Help! Hang on, Connor.
Hang on.
All right, all right, I got you.
All right.
I got him.
Head back, just go on in.
Okay dad.
-All right, I got you.
Hang on.
- You got it? - Yeah.
You okay? -Yeah, I'm all right.
I just got tired.
-Come on, man, let's go.
I'll take you home.
-Wait a minute.
What's this? You've been drinking? You've been drinking.
All right, that's it, come on, move it.
Go and follow me.
Move it! Frank malitti.
Class president, varsity football, captain.
All-around good guy.
My best friend.
Somewhere after graduation, he went body surfing at county line.
There was a big rip that day.
And frank was zapped, because he had been drinking beer all day.
They found his body two days later.
He was only 17.
Did you know that 90 percent of all water rescues are alcohol or drug related? 90 percent.
I don't like that story, and I don't like that statistic.
But every single time I pull another drinker out of the water, I think about it.
And I think about frank.
Do you hear me? Go home.
Not you.
-Dad, I wasn't drinking.
-I know.
Do you know who gave them the beer? Okay, I get it.
You know, Hobie, sometimes it's not so easy to tell the good guys from the bad guys.
You know? -Yeah.
-All right, go on, get out of here.
Go on.
- I need to catch my breath I'm going out of my mind feels like I been trapped underwater and I'm running out of time when the world starts spinning this way and I can't find the words to say I'll get better ya I'll get better you gotta believe oh I need you to believe in me ya it might take some time but I'll find my way This heart of mine will be free one day I hear the things they're saying I don't know who's my friend feels like I'm in a Hollywood movie and it's getting near the end but I know if I can keep my head down and charge ahead I'll get better ya I'll get better you gotta believe oh you gotta believe in me it might take some time but I'll find my way This heart of mine will be free one day You gotta believe you gotta believe -Hi.
-Hi.
-100 feet.
-That's all, folks.
Where are you going? -I gotta talk to her.
-You can't.
-She has a restraining order against you.
She can get you arrested.
-I don't care, I gotta get her to tell the truth.
-Uh-uh.
Don't forget, 100 feet.
-Why are you doing this to me? -Backwards, you did it to me.
-Stop lying.
-To my victory in court.
Cheers.
-Another perv bites the dust.
-Whoa, slick.
-Get out of my way, I want to talk to her.
-No way.
-All right! Come on, come on! Knock it off! -Come on.
Take it easy! It's over! -Come on! Settle this, slick! -Sit down! Now stay.
Good boy.
-This is gonna cost you! -Terrific, I just made the papers.
- Wow, is there a picture? -Ow, ow.
-Well it serves you right for being stupid.
-Oh, thanks.
Just what I need right now for you to call me stupid.
-Matt, C.
J.
is right.
Neely knew exactly what buttons to push, and you went off like a rocket.
Played right into her hands, pal.
You gotta stay away from her.
Keep a low profile.
-For how long? -Until you beat her in court.
-How? There's only the two of us.
She could swear that I did it and I can't prove that I didn't.
-You know, you're right.
I think you should just toss it in.
Give up.
That doesn't sound like you, does it? Matt, hang in there, you can win this thing.
-Mitch, you don't understand.
Even if I win, I lose.
My reputation is trash, man.
I see people pointing at me.
I hear them whisper, "oh there goes that pervert.
" -Matt, those people don't count.
Your friends do.
-And we're gonna stand by you all the way.
-You're a good man.
Don't forget that.
Or I'll have to kick your butt, like Johnny danger.
-He didn't kick my butt.
No? -No.
-No? Really? What's that little boo boo on your face, huh? A shaving accident? -Hey, slick, hop on.
-That's okay.
Did you get in a fight with my friend, Matt? -Wasn't no big thing.
-Why'd you do it? -For the fun.
Come on, I'll ride us to the end of the pier.
-No, you're drinking.
-It's party time, slick.
If you can't find a party, you gotta make one.
Adios.
Hey, man, get out of the way! Hey, looking good.
Hey, baby.
Baywatch one, this is dispatch, come in, Mitch.
-Yeah, dispatch this is Baywatch one.
What's up, C.
J.
? The police called for assistance.
There's a dui riding a motorcycle on the pier.
-We're on it.
All right, get me close! Closer! Ride's over, Johnny.
Why are you handcuffing me, I had an accident.
-You have the right to remain silent, and you better do it.
Garner, hold on.
-I gave it to you, slick.
-I don't want it anymore, slick.
Go on, get in there.
Shut up.
-Definite bad guy.
-You got it right, pal.
You got it right.
C.
J.
, I'm trying to tell you, that I didn't go out with that girl.
-Yes, you did! I don't believe you! -No, I didn't! I swear! Why not? -Just get out of here.
Two beers.
-So, what was that all about? -He's a liar.
I can't believe that he cheated on me, with not just one woman, not two women, but three.
That pig.
-Here, on me.
Is it okay if I join you? -Sure.
I just feel so betrayed.
So stupid.
-Ah, consider yourself better off.
-You're right.
Here.
Here is to winning that lawsuit against that jerk.
I guess it's pretty hard to prove sexual harassment, huh.
It's your word against his, right? -Yep.
But, maybe you can help me out a little bit.
-How? -Well, you could say that Matt did the same thing to you.
Which would make my case stronger.
It would be two against one.
-You mean say that he harassed me? But he didn't.
-No, but you could say that he did.
Just like I did.
-Say? So Matt didn't really sexually harass you? -Uh-uh.
I set him up and I lied about the whole thing.
I'm gonna make a ton of money on this deal.
So what do you say, you want to be my partner? -I gotta go.
-Aren't you gonna finish your beer? -No, I'm done.
And so are you.
- Hi, Mitch.
- Hey, sid.
Well have fun surfing.
I'll see you later for dinner.
-C.
J.
, thanks for everything.
Hey, Mitch.
-Hey.
-What happens to neely? -She was fired.
You want to press charges? -No thanks, I just want to go on with my life.
-Good man.
Ha! -These are jams, they're the coolest things out.
-Those are old news.
I was wearing those when you were wearing diapers.
-Well that shows you, what goes around comes around.
Best car? -427 Chevy cobra.
-No way, Ferrari testarossa, now that's a car.
-You've gotta be kidding.
I mean, if you like refined and boring.
Me, I like an engine that turns to a transmission with two seats along for the ride.
Good to have you back, pal.
-Glad to be back.
Best lead guitar? -Carlos santana without a doubt.
-Just one doubt, slash, guns 'n roses all the way.
-Best lead singer? - Are you kidding? - David Hasselhoff.
Well, he's big in Europe.
Anyways, stay off my wave, okay? Stay off my wave.
Just try to stay up with me.