Beast Wars: Transformers (1996) s02e02 Episode Script

Coming of the Fuzors (Part 1)

"BEAST WARS"!
[ ROARS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ BEEPING ]
[ ALARM BLARES ]
TWO STASIS PODS DOWN IN DELTA QUADRANT.
WE MUST HURRY, INFERNO, YES.
ONE MOON NOW.
HMM.
THOSE MARKINGS.
MM! WASPINATOR KNOWS!
[ GROWLS SOFTLY ]
MAXIMAL INFRARED SIGNATURE DETECTED.
AAH!
[ PANTING ]
HUH?
HMM.
[ BEEPING ]
SIGNATURE DETECTION NEGATIVE.
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
PROXIMITY ALERT. PROXIMITY ALERT.
PROX--
AH!
THE DISKS.
AAH!
WHA--
WORTHLESS BUG.
[ GASPING ]
YOU SAW THE MOON.
YES. ONE MOON NOW.
PLANET CHANGED.
AND THAT MEANS --
EARTH. YES.
IT MEANS MEGATRON WAS RIGHT.
AND THE DISKS
GIVE RECORD OF THE FUTURE AND ULTIMATE POWER.
BUT MEGATRON HAS GUARDED.
LIZARDBOT AND WASPINATOR TEAM UP, HMM?
GET DISKS TOGETHER?
AN EXCELLENT IDEA.
LIZARDBOT THINK SO?
YOU GO FIRST.
HUH? NO!
[ SCREAMING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
WHOA.
[ CLANKING ]
HEY!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
HE'S TAKING THE DISKS! STOP HIM!
OH, FORGET IT.
HE'S LEAVING, AND I'M NOT RISKING MY BODY TO GO AFTER HIM.
FOOL!
THOSE DISKS ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN
[ SIGHS ]
NEVER MIND.
FOR NOW.
I SEE THE EQUIPMENT WE NEED.
EASY!
THAT'S MY BODY THERE.
OH, SURE. DON'T MIND WASPINATOR.
WASPINATOR JUST LIE HERE AND SUFFER,
DRAG HIMSELF TO CR-TANK.
THIS IS NOT FAIR.
WELL, AT LEAST THIS ONE FELL WHERE WE COULD SEE IT.
YEAH, BUT TWO MORE DROPPED IN PRED TERRITORY.
AND WHO KNOWS WHERE THE OTHERS LANDED?
THAT'S WHAT AIRAZOR AND I ARE GOING TO FIND OUT.
AFTER YOU, MY LADY.
KEEP THE FUEL RODS WARM. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
JOURNEY WELL, FRIENDS.
YOU ARE A PART OF THIS PLANET. LET ITS HEART GUIDE YOUR OWN.
[ BEEPING ] BE CAREFUL, BIG CAT.
[ Chuckles ] Always, little cat.
AW, YOU BOTH GOING SOFT IN THE CIRCUITS, OR WHAT?
COME ON!
WHY ARE WE LETTING THIS GUY SNOOZE?
LET'S, UH, CRACK THE EGG AND SAY HELLO.
NOT THIS ONE. IT'S A BLANK.
A PROTOFORM WITHOUT A SPARK.
OH, MAN! IF THAT DON'T CUT THE CHEESE.
WHAT GOOD'S THAT DO US?
NONEAT THE MOMENT.
WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT MEGATRON IS HAVING NO BETTER LUCK
WITH THE PROTOFORMS THAT LANDED NEAR HIM.
CRITICAL SCANNER DAMAGE. REPLICATION ERROR.
DATATRAX NOT RECOVERABLE.
[ EXHALES SLOWLY ]
AH.
WELL, LOOKY WHAT WE GOT HERE.
[ SIGHS ]
WHO ARE YOU?
FOR THAT MATTER, WHO AM I?
I DON'T KNOW, PAL.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING I DO KNOW,
AND THAT IS I BET I CAN THRASH YOUR TAIL.
-WHAT? -YOU HEARD ME.
COME ON, FUZZ AND FEATHERS.
YOU AND ME, WE'S GONNA TANGLE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
AAH!
[ GRUNTING AND SHOUTING ]
[ GROWLS ]
HUH? WHAT?
FOR THE ROYALTY!
TARNATION.
ANOTHER ONE THINKS HE'S TOUGHER THAN ME.
WE'VE DONE NOTHING TO HIM.
SURELY THERE'S -- THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.
YEAH -- OLD BLENDER BUTT THERE
MISUNDERSTANDS MY NEED TO KICK HIS KEISTER.
AAAAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
FOOL! PAIN IS MY FRIEND.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO IT.
NOW, THAT'S JUST DIRTY FIGHTING.
HEY, YOU!
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE.
OH, LOOK. A HERO!
MY FAVORITE.
AH, ME. SUCH ENTERTAINMENT.
YES.
BUT I SUPPOSE WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED
I SHOULD ATTEND TO BUSINESS.
COMPUTER, ACCESS THE NEW CREATURES' ACTIVATION COMMANDS.
QUICKLY, WHILE THEIR SECURITY CIRCUITS ARE STILL OFF-LINE.
ACCESSING.
[ GROWLING ]
INSOLENT ONES.
BURN IN THE FIRES OF INFERNO.
AAAAH!
GOODBYE, BAD COP.
HELLO, GOOD COP.
YES.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] I AM MEGATRON.
[ CHUCKLES ] A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
I DO APOLOGIZE.
I KNEW IT!
WHAT? YOU TRUST THIS TINHORN TOAD?
WELL, WHY SHOULD HE NOT?
WE ARE ALL PREDACONS.
IF YOUR DATATRAX HAD NOT BEEN DAMAGED IN THE CRASH,
YOU WOULD KNOW THIS YOURSELVES.
YOU BLOW A PRETTY TUNE, STRANGER,
BUT IT'S STILL HOT AIR TO ME LESSEN YOU CAN BACK YOUR CLAIM.
BUT OF COURSE, MY GOOD, UH
CALL ME QUICKSTRIKE.
AND GOOD'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
I THINK MY NAME IS SILVERBOLT.
YES. PURE, STRONG, AND -- AND FAST.
UH, YES.
EXCELLENT.
IN ANY CASE, QUICKSTRIKE AND, UH, SILVERBOLT,
MY PROOF IS A SIMPLE ONE.
JUST SPEAK ALOUD THE PREDACON ACTIVATION CODE --
TERRORIZE!
[ ROARS ]
THERE. YOU SEE?
HOLD ON.
YOU MEAN ALLS I GOT TO DO IS SAY, "QUICKSTRIKE, TERRORIZE!"
AAH! WHAT IN TARNATION?!
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
NEW FORM, NEW WEAPONS, NEW OPPORTUNITY.
SILVERBOLT
TERRORIZE.
HMM.
IT'S NOT A WORD I LIKE THE TASTE OF.
[ CHUCKLES ] CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE RESULTS, TOUGH.
[ GROANING ]
-[ LAUGHS ] -[ LAUGHS ]
EXCELLENT.
YES.
WELCOME, MY NEW PREDACONS.
OH, MAN.
IF THAT DON'T TAKE THE CHROME-PLATED COOKIE.
PRIMAL'S BEEN VAPED.
DINOBOT'S DISAPPEARED.
STRIPES AND THE BIRD LADY ARE OFF ON SOME WORLD CRUISE.
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING OFF-LINE?
WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST OPEN UP THE FRONT DOOR
AND INVITE MEGATRON IN?!
CAN'T BE HELPED.
WHEN THE ALIEN DEVICE EXPLODED,
IT CREATED A WINDOW INTO TRANSWARP SPACE.
WON'T LAST LONG.
SO WHAT?
HEY, IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU
THAT WE MIGHT NEED YOUR CORE CONSCIOUSNESS RIGHT HERE?!
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
GET YOUR SHINY NEW BUTT SKYWARD
AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND CHOPPER FACE BEFORE THE PREDS DO.
YOU MEAN FLY?
DO I MEAN FLY? NO! I MEAN TAKE A SUBMARINE.
OF COURSE I MEAN FLY!
NOW, GET GOING.
ALL RIGHT!
WHOA-HO-HO!
SHEESH.
OPTIMUS, HOW DID YOU DO IT?
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
TO BE OR NOT TO BE?
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
THESE DISKS I HOLD --
ARE THEY A RECORD OF WHAT WILL BE OR ONLY OF WHAT MAY?
FOR IF THE FUTURE IS INDEED IMMUTABLY FORETOLD,
THEN MY DEMISE IS BUT MOMENTS FROM THAT CONFIRMATION,
FOR I COULD NOT LIVE IF NOT THE MASTER OF MY FATE.
BUT IF THE FUTURE CAN BE CHANGED,
IF THESE DISKS RECORD MERELY ONE PATH
OF ALL THE MYRIAD WAYS THE COSMOS MIGHT CONFORM,
THEN THEIR POWER IS INFINITE --
AND YET STILL LIMITED.
FOR THEY COULD BE USED BUT ONCE
AND IN THAT CHANGE BE RENDERED FICTION FOREVERMORE.
I COULD DESTROY THEM!
BUT NO.
IT WOULD BE A COWARD'S ANSWER.
I WILL KNOW THE TRUTH INSTEAD.
THEN IT WILL BE EITHER THEM OR ME
THAT FACE OBLIVION.
TILL THEN.
[ GASPING ]
YES. YES.
IT'S WORKING!
IT'S WORKING!
MY SPARK IS RESTORED.
AND MY BODY IS STRONGER THAN EVER!
I LIVE.
I LI-I-I-VE!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YES. EXCELLENT.
TEAMWORK AND COOPERATION --
THOSE ARE THE PREDACON WATCHWORDS.
HOW ABOUT BACKSTABBING AND TREACHERY?
OH, WE CAN BE FLEXIBLE. HEH.
BUT OUR MAIN FOCUS
MUST ALWAYS BE THE MAXIMALS AND THEIR DESTRUCTION.
DESTRUCTION'S GOOD.
I LIKE DESTRUCTION.
THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR CHANCE, MY DEAR QUICKSTRIKE.
OBSERVE.
DINOBOT, COME IN.
THIS IS THE COBALT KITTY CALLING.
WHOA!
SOMEONE'S TRYING TO COOK THIS CAT!
SILVERBOLT, PURSUE AND DESTROY.
WHY? HE IS NOT ATTACKING.
[ GROWLING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
NEVER QUESTION MY ORDERS. NOW, GO!
INFERNO, YOU BRING QUICKSTRIKE AND FOLLOW ME.
MEGATRON, FLIGHT MODE.
DAD-BURN IT.
GIDDYUP!
YEE-HAW!
MAN, I'M LEADING A PRED PARADE.
WELL, LET'S SEE IF THEY CAN FOLLOW THIS LEADER!
[ GROWLING ]
AAAH!
[ LAUGHS ] OH, YEAH.
NOTHING LIKE CAT SPEED AND CORNERING ABILITY.
WHOA! EXCEPT MAYBE BRUTE FORCE.
JETS -- MAXIMUM BURN!
[ BEEPS ]
This is Cheetor. Code-one emergency!
OH, SURE. LIKE THINGS WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH.
WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?
RAN INTO A PRED NEST IN DELTA QUADRANT.
COUPLE OF NEW NASTIES PLUS MEGGS HIMSELF.
THEY'RE ON MY TAIL!
OH, PUSSYCAT, YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TICKLE MY JOYSTICK.
OKAY, WE'LL LAY OUT THE WELCOME MAT.
SENTINEL, AUTOGUNS ONLINE.
STAND READY FOR FULL ALERT.
YO, RHINOX, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR NAP, BUT --
DANGER -- UNIT RHINOX'S CORE CONSCIOUSNESS
HAS EXTENDED BEYOND MEASURABLE LIMITS.
ANY DISTURBANCE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT LOSS OF SPARK.
OH, SURE.
NOW, THERE'S SOME GREAT TIMING FOR YOU.
[ GROWLS ] WHAT IS HAPPENING?
SENTINEL IS ON ALERT.
HEY! CHOPPER FACE!
[ CLEARS THROAT ] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
OUT SAVING THE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING?
POSSIBLY. YES.
NOW, WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY?
OH, WELL, NOTHING MUCH.
LET'S SEE --
RHINOX IS OFF CHASING COMETS WITH HIS MIND,
AND CHEETOR IS BRINGING A SQUAD OF PREDS HOME TO PLAY.
OF COURSE, IF THEY HIT THIS PLACE,
BIG GREEN THERE GOES PERMANENTLY OFF-LINE.
WELL, THEN
WE MUST TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE ENEMY.
BRODY MODE! MAXIMUM RUBBER BURN!
-AAH! -OOH-WHEE!
CURSED RODENT.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T, YOU FAN-FANNIED FREAK!
NO!
AAAH!
PREDACONS, REGROUP AROUND MY POSITION.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SO YOU'RE A BIG, BAD TRANSMETAL NOW, HUH?
WELL, I'LL STILL HOSE YOUR HEAD WITH HIGH-POWERED AMMO
IF YOU COME ANOTHER STEP CLOSER.
I THINK NOT.
[ GROANING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WITLESS WIDOW!
I LEFT A PSYCHIC LINK BETWEEN US.
EVEN IN THIS BODY, I CAN STILL CONTROL YOU.
THIS IS MEGATRON CALLING PREDACON BASE.
THIS IS TARANTULAS.
AHH, EXCELLENT. YOU'RE BACK ONLINE.
AND A TRANSMETAL AS WELL.
YES.
YOO-HOO! WASPINATOR HERE TOO.
LIZARDBOT INVADE BASE, BUT WASPINATOR --
SILENCE!
JUST CONVERGE ON MY COORDINATES.
IT IS TIME TO FINISH THE MAXIMALS -- FOR GOOD!
[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
[ TICKING ]
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