Ben 10: Ultimate Alien s01e02 Episode Script

Duped

this will rip that door open Like it was made of tissue Paper.
rath: Let me tell you Something, forever knights.
Nobody's ripping open nothing Except rath! That's your first mistake.
When you shoot rath, it just Makes rath mad! Hello? gwen: Ben, where are you? Julie's in the middle of her Set! julie: rath: Let me tell you Something, gwen tennyson -- I was on my way there, when I Saw this tank pull up to the Museum and -- gwen: I don't care.
Get here! rath: That was harsh.
Now, where were we?! both: rath: What? It was already busted! welcome back to our coverage Of the national junior tennis Championships, where an exciting Semifinal round is in progress.
Newcomer julie yamamoto is at Match point.
hold on.
There's a celebrity in the Crowd -- the infamous teenage Media sensation ben tennyson.
ben: julie: fault.
ben: Sorry! gwen: Shh! julie: >> game, set, match.
ben: Nice game, julie! julie: How would you know? ben: What? What did I say? gwen: It's what you did, ben.
You were late, and when you Finally showed up, you made a Big entrance and completely blew Her concentration.
ben: I can't help if I'm Famous, right? I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
gwen: It better not.
The finals are in three hours.
That should be enough time for You to figure out how to make This up to her.
ben: Any suggestions? kevin: Yeah, there's a Plan -- ask me for girlfriend Advice.
king urien: Explain Yourselves.
we attempted to show Initiative, king urien.
king urien: And by doing so, You revealed our intentions to Our enemiesAnd lost our sole Remaining plasma-beam tank.
we didn't lose it, sire.
It's right outside the museum.
Ben tennyson tore it into tiny Pieces, but we know exactly where.
Actually, it is almost funny When you think about it.
king urien: Do you know what Else amuses? aah! king urien: I can see that if I'm ever to restore the honor of This pathetic organization, It will require a more hands-on Approach.
ben: Come on, gwen! Wait up! Okay, so I was a little late.
I was kind of busy.
gwen: And this tournament is Important to her.
kevin: If we're doing Important, maybe we could try Figuring out why those Forever knights were trying to Bust into that museum.
gwen: Forever knights? Like that's a big riddle.
They're trying to steal some Piece of alien technology so They can slay dragons or take Over the world or whatever.
kevin: So, now we just ignore Them when they try and take over The world? gwen: They're always taking Over the world, but this is Julie's first professional Tournament.
We should be supporting her.
She should be the center of Attention, especially from ben.
What are you doing? ben: I was thinking that While we were waiting around, I could go and catch "sumo slammers: The movie.
" kevin: You're either the Bravest man alive or the Dumbest.
ben: What? kevin: Okay, the dumbest.
ben: It's opening today.
And there's a 2:00 p.
M.
Show Just a few blocks -- gwen: No.
ben: But it's "sumo slammers" -- in 3d! gwen: Ben.
ben: It's their first Live-action movie.
Everybody knows live action is Better than cartoons.
gwen: Benjamin kirby Tennyson, don't even think about It.
You can't be in two places at Once.
ben: Or maybe I can.
echo echo: Echo echo.
Okay, boys, set your ultimatrix To "human" and follow my lead.
On the count of 10.
12 10! ben: I didn't really think That was going to work.
ben #2: Why not? You're a smart guy.
You don't give yourself enough Credit for that.
ben #3: I don't know.
I think you're kind of a dope.
ben: Yeah? Well, this dope's going to see "sumo slammers.
" ben #2: You work hard.
You deserve to treat yourself Every now and then.
Tell you what -- I'll go with Kevin and keep an eye out for Those forever knights.
ben: Perfect.
And you ben #3: What? ben #2: We were thinking you Could go watch julie play in the Tournament.
After all, she's always so nice To us.
It's only right that we -- ben #3: Yeah, fine.
Whatevs.
gwen: Where have you been? Julie's match is about to start.
ben #3: I'm here.
Why don't you put a sock in it? gwen: Whoa.
What's with all the attitude? ben #3: I'm ben classic.
Miss me? ben #2: Hello, kevin.
Hope I didn't keep you waiting.
kevin: Didn't I just see you With gwen? ben #2: I guess so.
Didn't you want to go Investigate the forever knights Robbery? kevin: Yeah, but gwen's Pretty mad at you.
You better -- ben #2: Gwen might seem Inflexible, but her heart is as Big as all outdoors.
She'll forgive my transgression.
kevin: Gwen will forgive you? Gwen tennyson? ben #2: This mission's Important to you, and you're Important to me, my good friend.
Let's go.
kevin: Something's definitely Wrong here, but so far, it's Working out for me.
ben: Julie's covered, kevin's Covered, and I'm off to the Movies.
king urien: Onward, my Knights.
This time, nothing will stop us From gaining power beyond all Reckoning.
ben #3: Go, julie! Whoo-hoo! Julie yamamoto is number one, Baby! What? gwen: You're embarrassing Her.
ben #3: She loves the Attention.
gwen: No, she doesn't.
ben #3: My bad.
Hey, other girl! You're a terrible tennis player, And my girlfriend's gonna kick Your butt! what's happening up there? julie: Uh, that's my Boyfriend.
you must be very proud.
ben, any comment on Will harangue's editorials? He says you're a menace.
ben #3: Yeah? I say tv is a dead medium.
Sorry, man.
You know it's true.
I'm your biggest fan! ben #3: Well, that makes two Of us.
is that really your Girlfriend on the court? ben #3: Hey, things cha-- Ow! What? I'm just having fun.
would you mind?! ben #3: We'll talk later.
Sorry, ref! julie: >> kevin: Whatever the knights Wanted, you kept them from Getting it.
I say we stake out the museum And wait till they try -- What? Do I have corn dog on my face? ben #2: No.
I'm just thinking about how long We've known each other.
kevin: Why? ben #2: Because I don't think We've ever honestly talked about Our feelings, about how we're Friends now, but we were Enemies -- which is Understandable, what with you Being criminally insane back Then and all.
kevin: I talk about my Feelings all the time, like when I'm mad or hungry or when I have To go to the bathroom.
ben #2: Not to mention There's probably still Unresolved tension from that Whole "hacking the omnitrix" Thing that turned you into a Monster, which, though I didn't Want to say anything at the Time, made you really hard to be Around -- not that I blame you, Since it was absolutely my fault That things went so south.
julie: I can't believe I blew that last Shot.
gwen: It's okay.
You're still ahead.
Just remember, I'm here for you.
Kevin's here for you.
Ben's here for you.
Okay.
One out of three.
julie: What is wrong with Him? gwen: You! Shoo! Go away! Especially you.
gwen: All julie wanted was a Little support, but no! You're too busy being celebrity Chick magnet.
ben #3: Come on! It's just a dumb old tennis Game! Besides, she was supposed to Lose, anyway! Huh.
Sound really carries in here.
all: It's slammer time! sire, um, I'm not certain I know how to read these Blueprints.
king urien: I have little Patience for failure, knight.
Plant the device.
ben #2: And, of course, we Haven't even begun to unpack the Team's interpersonal dynamics, What with your relationship with Gwen, who is, after all, my Cousin, which means you and I Might someday end up related, Which could get kind of -- kevin: Ben! You've always been kind of Girly, but today ben #2: Yeah? kevin: You're creeping me Out! ben #2: I understand.
I'm truly sorry.
kevin: Stop understanding, Stop apologizing, stop talking About your feelings.
I just want to find some Forever knights and pound them.
ben #2: Hmm.
Interesting.
kevin: Cut that out! ben #2: Deterion energy mine? kevin: Yep.
ben #2: How bad? kevin: Major dangerous.
They can burn a hole through 10 Feet of solid -- It must be the knights.
We better suit up.
humongousaur: ? humongousaur ? kevin: Never do that again.
humongousaur: Just trying it Out.
Can you tell which way they're Coming from? yes.
both: Aaaaah! Who dares Intrude? it's ben tennyson, the alien Changeling, and his lackey.
kevin: Oh, now I'm a lackey? humongousaur: I'm sure he Didn't mean to hurt your Feelings.
You didn't mean to hurt his Feelings, right? king urien: Destroy them.
kevin: humongousaur: I think you're Being deliberately hurtful.
ben: Love a good fight scene.
kevin: Ben, do something! humongousaur: Why me? kevin: Because you're a Giant, indestructible dinosaur? humongousaur: Okay, but Shouldn't we work towards a Consensus that lets us both feel Invested in the plan? kevin: Forget it.
Just throw me.
humongousaur: Okay.
kevin: Let's go.
ben #2: Ow! kevin: When did you get to be Such a baby? ben #2: Well, it hurt! king urien: It's mine.
After all this time, it's mine.
ben #2: Excuse me, sir? But the signs clearly say "do Not touch the exhibits.
" kevin: Signs? That's the best you got? Where's the usual smack talk? First we crack on the bad guys, Then we trash them.
It's what we do.
ben #2: That's bad Sportsmanship.
And we should respect the ego Space of our opponents.
Villains are people, too.
king urien: This is toltech Battle armor -- a little parting Gift left with the ancient Aztecs by a race of aliens.
ben #2: There were aliens in Central america? kevin: They came for the Scenery, but they stayed for the Chocolate.
ben #2: kevin: How could you let your Guard down like that? ben #2: I'm not myself today.
kevin: Yeah? Well, pull it together! Okay, tin man, it's you and me.
both: Hello? ben #2: I hate to interrupt Everyone's evening.
Is everyone having a good time? ben: This movie's awesome! ben #3: It's okay.
ben #2: Well, we're fighting An ancient alien battle robot, And we're not doing too well.
kevin: Aaaaah! ben #2: I think I feel a knot.
ben: On my way.
ben #3: Heads up! One side! Hero stuff to do! ben: Where's the other us? ben #3: What am I -- a gps? kevin: Go, go, go! ben #2: Going, going, going! kevin: If I wasn't running For my life, I'd totally demand An explanation.
ben: "sumo slammers" opened Today and ben #2: We were trying to be Sensitive to everyone's needs.
ben #3: What's it to you?! kevin: Again, running for my Life! king urien: Three of you? The more, the bloodier.
ben: Boys, it's slammer time! big chill: Big chill.
upchuck: Upchuck.
cannonbolt: Cannonbolt! upchuck: cannonbolt: Oh, oh, oh! big chill: Sorry.
upchuck: This is a lot less fun than I Thought it would be.
cannonbolt: You're telling Me.
upchuck: Hold him off, kevin.
We'll -- uh I'll be right with you.
big chill: Time for a meeting Of the minds.
echo echo: Echo echo! ben: Huh? kevin: Your turn.
king urien: You've gone back From three to one.
Really, tennyson, haven't you Learned there's safety in Numbers? ben: You'd think so.
lodestar: Lodestar! king urien: I can't move! What black magic is this? lodestar: No magic.
Just my natural magnetism.
Which isn't to say you're not Every bit as attractive.
king urien: Aah! kevin: Every time.
Ugh.
king urien: N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! ben: Rest in pieces.
Hey, kevin.
You're totally right about the Smack-talking.
I'm glad you won your Tournament, julie.
julie: Yeah.
Thanks.
gwen: You should have been There.
And by that, I mean, you should Have been there.
ben: Okay, gwen.
julie: Ben, I know you were Off fighting bad guys.
I was upset.
But I guess that's the deal when You decide to date a superhero.
ben: Julie, I promise I'll Make it up to you.
Whatever you want to do -- I'm There.
Just name it.
julie: Well, maybe we could Go see "sumo slammers: The Movie" together.
ben: Actually, IUh Already saw it.
julie: When? ben: UhDuring your match.
julie: Well! That's just -- Ugh! gwen: nice.
kevin: Man, you are so Insensitive.
ben: Sub BY Adriano_CSI
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