Ben 10: Ultimate Alien s01e04 Episode Script
Video Games
Who are you to challenge the might of ssserpent? ben: I'm a deputized agent of The plumbers.
You're breaking your parole.
and you think you possess the Power to ssstop me? ben: Yep.
Kinda do.
four arms: Four arms! Oh.
Didn't even know that was still In there.
you will be my evening snack.
four arms: Nope.
Strike two.
>> We appear to be at sssomething Of a ssstandoff.
four arms: I don't really "sssee" it that way.
I'd like to Go home nowPlease-se-se.
ben tennyson.
What a marvelous fight.
You're even more impressive in Person.
I'm oliver, world-famous Video-game producer, and I want To be in business with you, Ben 10.
We're going to make you the star Of your own video game.
ben: Oh, man! Sub by Adriano_CSI gwen: You are unbelievable! ben: You'll never guess what Happened to me today.
kevin: What? I try and teach you to drive, And now I'm the bad guy? gwen: You are the worst Teacher ever.
kevin: If you want to be mad At me, fine, but don't take it Out on the car.
ben: So, I'm fighting Ssserpent, right? And after I clean his clock -- kevin: Look, gwen, you have To treat a car like you treat a Woman.
gwen: Go on.
kevin: No.
I sense I've made a mistake of Some kind.
ben: I'm going to be in a Video game -- the "ben 10" video Game.
gwen: You never stop Criticizing and doing that Breathing thing.
kevin: I'm breathing wrong? gwen: Ugh, you know what I Mean -- that thing where it Sounds like you're breathing, But it really means that I Disappointed you somehow.
kevin: gwen: Cut it out! kevin: Oh, come on, gwen.
Don't pout.
ben: As if anyone could be Unhappy on the day I get my own Video game.
kevin: Come on.
Kinda cute, right? gwen: Kinda disgusting.
Are those spit wads? kevin: To be fair, spit wads Wash out.
That gigantic dent you put in my Front bumper -- ben: Okay.
Time-out.
I've got an idea.
I've got my license.
I'll teach her.
kevin: That's a bad idea.
ben: Then it's settled.
gwen: You'll take me driving? ben: Later.
Now I have to go get scanned for My video game.
kevin: What video game? okay, ben tennyson.
Are you ready for your close-up? ben: Sure.
What kind of game is it going to Be? Platform, handheld, or p.
C.
? Uh, fps? Rpg? No wait -- an mmo? kevin: dork.
before we can make any kind Of game, we have to scan your Movements into the computer.
The suit you're wearing will Help us with that.
ben: So whatever I do will be In the game? whatever all of your Transformations do.
ben: Then what are we waiting For? humongousaur: Humongousaur! Ooh! Aah! Mm-hmm! Ha! I haven't even used this move Yet.
You can put this one in the Game.
Ya-yah! let us stick to your actual Moves.
We want this to be as realistic As we can make it.
kevin: It's like a big, nerdy Traffic accident.
I shouldn't look, but I can't Turn away.
humongousaur: UhOne of my Balls fell off.
that's okay.
Try another transformation.
nanomech: Nanomech! are you invisible? nanomech: No.
I'm down here.
kevin: The little guy? Lame.
ben, the transformation is Too small.
We can't get a decent scan.
nanomech: Oh.
Okay.
UmHow about jetray: Jetray! Did you know as jetray I can Shoot out of my eyes and my Tail? you're already famous, but When we're done, you'll be Famous and rich.
harangue: Did you get it? yes, sir, mr.
Harangue -- Everything you need to destroy Ben tennyson.
gwen: Am I doing okay? Should I stay in this gear, or Should I downshift? wonder what my game will be Like.
I hope it's like "sumo slammers I wonder if my game will get a Sequel.
Wonder what the sequel will be Like.
Go a little easier on the Brakes, gwen.
Forget what I said.
Go, go, go! gwen: First to second, second To third.
spidermonkey: Spidermonkey! gwen: spidermonkey: Keep it steady, Gwen! gwen: I'm trying.
spidermonkey: And keep your Hands at the 10:00 and 2:00 Positions.
Oh, that's going to be a Problem.
gwen: Road work ahead.
spidermonkey: Brakes.
Brakes! spidermonkey: No, the other One! Maybe it can stop spidermonkey, But it won't stop chromastone.
swampfire: Swampfire! Was not who I was going for.
I can still make this work.
gwen: Ben, what should we do? swampfire: I got nothin'.
Great.
Innocent bystanders.
jetray: Jetray! gwen: Right behind you.
jetray: I gotcha.
gwen: You okay? ben: I'm confused.
Why would that thing attack me, Counter every one of my moves, And then go after someone else? harangue:Before running Away? The stalker was winning.
Why did you recall it? it mistook a minivan for Ben's car.
Its automatic control settings Aren't smart enough.
harangue: Then don't set it On auto.
Let me drive.
kevin: Done with your little Lesson? Good.
Something you need to see.
harangue: Tonight on "the harangue nation," Exclusive footage of ben 10's Latest rampage.
This carnage is typical of the Destruction he leaves Everywhere he goes.
Well, I say it's time to stop Him.
I've spent $14 million of my Own money to make sure that the Menace of ben 10 is stopped.
I'm calling you out, ben 10.
gwen: Kind of a coincidence With the robot today.
ben: There's no way some tv Blowhard like harangue could be Behind a robot like that.
gwen: But how else could he Have gotten that video footage? He must have had a camera on the Robot.
ben: Robot shmobot.
Don't you have a test to take? gwen: Test? ben: Good luck.
uh, ms.
Tennyson? My name is mr.
Webb.
I'll be administering your Driving test today.
gwen: Uh, hello.
now, if you're feeling Nervous, don't be.
It could be a lot worse.
gwen: How? well, you could be me.
You only have to go through this Once today.
I have to do this all day long.
That was a little joke, there, Just to kind of break the Tension.
gwen: Okay.
well, let's start the car, Huh, and pull carefully into Traffic.
gwen: you're doing just fine, Ms.
Tennyson.
Now, if you -- if you could, Please, just parallel park Between those two cars there.
Uh, that was fine, ms.
Tennyson.
Now, I-if you -- if you could, JustGet away from here! gwen: Sorry.
no, no.
That was good.
You signaled before you dodged TheLaser.
harangue: Tennyson Come out, come out, wherever you Are.
ben: I love the idea of Having online co-op in my video Game, but there's only one me.
Would it be weird to have Multiple bens running around? are you gonna sign my Petition or not? cannonbolt: Cannonbolt! I-I think I've seen enough, Ms.
Tennyson.
If you could just turn on Around and take me back to the Motor-vehicles building -- No, no! No! No-o-o-o! I'm sorry.
harangue: There he is.
cannonbolt: It's like it's ready for Everything.
big chill: Big chill! But are you ready for this? And, yes, he was.
uh, ms.
Tennyson? Yeah, I need a ride back to the Dmv.
gwen: I'll take you back as Soon as I -- not from you.
I just want to borrow your phone So I can call a cab.
big chill: I can't have much Power left in the ultimatrix, But I should have enough for one More try.
lodestar: Lodestar! Can't magnetize him? What's it made of? gwen: ben: harangue: Beat you.
You can't escape, tennyson.
You can't escape justice.
but you had him.
harangue: I know that, Pinhead, but every time I fight Tennyson, my ratings break Records.
I should have done this during Sweeps.
the longer you draw this out, The better chance he has to Figure out how to beat the Stalker.
harangue: His time runs out Tomorrow.
It'll be the television event of The century -- the end of Ben 10, live.
More exclusive footage of Ben 10 on the rampage.
Reckless disregard for people, Easily the most dangerous man In the world.
Worse, our kids are emulating Him.
That's why I've spent $36 million of my own money to Put a stop to it.
Tomorrow night, ben 10.
I'm calling you out.
ben: Guess I know what I'm Doing tomorrow.
gwen: You're not actually Going.
kevin: Why show up on his Schedule? ben: Because I know he'll be There at 8:00 p.
M.
, and I want To kick his butt.
harangue: Welcome, america, To a very special live edition Of "the will harangue nation.
" America, you've seen all week, Exclusively on "the will Harangue nation," how dangerous Ben tennyson is.
Somebody's got to stand up to Danger, america.
And will harangue is that Somebody.
Ben 10, your reign of terror Ends now.
Any last words? ben: None that I'm allowed to Say on television.
humongousaur: Humongousaur! gwen: kevin: Boost me.
humongousaur: great footage.
harangue: Not for me, it's Not.
the instant ratings.
harangue: It's obvious.
Everybody loves to watch ben 10.
kevin: gwen: humongousaur: It's me you're After, harangue.
harangue: Right you are.
And it's close to the end of the Hour.
Better wrap this up.
humongousaur: Wait a minute.
You scouted all my moves.
The video-game scan -- that's How you did it.
Think, ben.
Something you've never done Before.
Maybe something from a game.
Like from "sumo slammers 4: Tournament edition.
" harangue: Where'd that come From? we've got bigger problems.
He just broke the robot's Uplink.
We've lost control.
harangue: I don't want that Thing rampaging around with my Face on it.
humongousaur: It's got Countermeasures for all my alien Forms from the video-game scan.
kevin: Not all of them, Remember? nanomech: Nanomech! UmNow what? kevin: Ben cooties.
gwen: Do it.
nanomech: Hey, what? UmWhat should I break? gwen: Everything.
nanomech: I wonder what Happens if I cross these.
harangue: What's happening? Are we still on? look at the bright side, sir.
The ratings were fantastic.
And if the police ever find out What's left of the robot, we Could rebuild.
way big: Looking for this? Oops.
is thatYour car? harangue: It was.
So, at the end of it all, ben Damage at the washington mall.
That's the way his kind twists The facts.
But I'm not angry about that or The $170 million of my own Money that I spent.
It's a small price to pay in The pursuit of freedom.
But his childish vandalism of My classic car -- it shows what Kind of sick, depraved -- kevin: Dude, his car? gwen: I passed my driving Test.
ben: Not the way I would have Bet.
First round of smoothies on me.
kevin: Yeah.
You can pay for it with the Video-game money you're not Getting.
ben: Oh, that's right.
kevin: I'll drive.
What?! Just because you got your License, it's not like I'm Gonna -- ben: I got shotgun.
No way I'm sitting in the back.
You're breaking your parole.
and you think you possess the Power to ssstop me? ben: Yep.
Kinda do.
four arms: Four arms! Oh.
Didn't even know that was still In there.
you will be my evening snack.
four arms: Nope.
Strike two.
>> We appear to be at sssomething Of a ssstandoff.
four arms: I don't really "sssee" it that way.
I'd like to Go home nowPlease-se-se.
ben tennyson.
What a marvelous fight.
You're even more impressive in Person.
I'm oliver, world-famous Video-game producer, and I want To be in business with you, Ben 10.
We're going to make you the star Of your own video game.
ben: Oh, man! Sub by Adriano_CSI gwen: You are unbelievable! ben: You'll never guess what Happened to me today.
kevin: What? I try and teach you to drive, And now I'm the bad guy? gwen: You are the worst Teacher ever.
kevin: If you want to be mad At me, fine, but don't take it Out on the car.
ben: So, I'm fighting Ssserpent, right? And after I clean his clock -- kevin: Look, gwen, you have To treat a car like you treat a Woman.
gwen: Go on.
kevin: No.
I sense I've made a mistake of Some kind.
ben: I'm going to be in a Video game -- the "ben 10" video Game.
gwen: You never stop Criticizing and doing that Breathing thing.
kevin: I'm breathing wrong? gwen: Ugh, you know what I Mean -- that thing where it Sounds like you're breathing, But it really means that I Disappointed you somehow.
kevin: gwen: Cut it out! kevin: Oh, come on, gwen.
Don't pout.
ben: As if anyone could be Unhappy on the day I get my own Video game.
kevin: Come on.
Kinda cute, right? gwen: Kinda disgusting.
Are those spit wads? kevin: To be fair, spit wads Wash out.
That gigantic dent you put in my Front bumper -- ben: Okay.
Time-out.
I've got an idea.
I've got my license.
I'll teach her.
kevin: That's a bad idea.
ben: Then it's settled.
gwen: You'll take me driving? ben: Later.
Now I have to go get scanned for My video game.
kevin: What video game? okay, ben tennyson.
Are you ready for your close-up? ben: Sure.
What kind of game is it going to Be? Platform, handheld, or p.
C.
? Uh, fps? Rpg? No wait -- an mmo? kevin: dork.
before we can make any kind Of game, we have to scan your Movements into the computer.
The suit you're wearing will Help us with that.
ben: So whatever I do will be In the game? whatever all of your Transformations do.
ben: Then what are we waiting For? humongousaur: Humongousaur! Ooh! Aah! Mm-hmm! Ha! I haven't even used this move Yet.
You can put this one in the Game.
Ya-yah! let us stick to your actual Moves.
We want this to be as realistic As we can make it.
kevin: It's like a big, nerdy Traffic accident.
I shouldn't look, but I can't Turn away.
humongousaur: UhOne of my Balls fell off.
that's okay.
Try another transformation.
nanomech: Nanomech! are you invisible? nanomech: No.
I'm down here.
kevin: The little guy? Lame.
ben, the transformation is Too small.
We can't get a decent scan.
nanomech: Oh.
Okay.
UmHow about jetray: Jetray! Did you know as jetray I can Shoot out of my eyes and my Tail? you're already famous, but When we're done, you'll be Famous and rich.
harangue: Did you get it? yes, sir, mr.
Harangue -- Everything you need to destroy Ben tennyson.
gwen: Am I doing okay? Should I stay in this gear, or Should I downshift? wonder what my game will be Like.
I hope it's like "sumo slammers I wonder if my game will get a Sequel.
Wonder what the sequel will be Like.
Go a little easier on the Brakes, gwen.
Forget what I said.
Go, go, go! gwen: First to second, second To third.
spidermonkey: Spidermonkey! gwen: spidermonkey: Keep it steady, Gwen! gwen: I'm trying.
spidermonkey: And keep your Hands at the 10:00 and 2:00 Positions.
Oh, that's going to be a Problem.
gwen: Road work ahead.
spidermonkey: Brakes.
Brakes! spidermonkey: No, the other One! Maybe it can stop spidermonkey, But it won't stop chromastone.
swampfire: Swampfire! Was not who I was going for.
I can still make this work.
gwen: Ben, what should we do? swampfire: I got nothin'.
Great.
Innocent bystanders.
jetray: Jetray! gwen: Right behind you.
jetray: I gotcha.
gwen: You okay? ben: I'm confused.
Why would that thing attack me, Counter every one of my moves, And then go after someone else? harangue:Before running Away? The stalker was winning.
Why did you recall it? it mistook a minivan for Ben's car.
Its automatic control settings Aren't smart enough.
harangue: Then don't set it On auto.
Let me drive.
kevin: Done with your little Lesson? Good.
Something you need to see.
harangue: Tonight on "the harangue nation," Exclusive footage of ben 10's Latest rampage.
This carnage is typical of the Destruction he leaves Everywhere he goes.
Well, I say it's time to stop Him.
I've spent $14 million of my Own money to make sure that the Menace of ben 10 is stopped.
I'm calling you out, ben 10.
gwen: Kind of a coincidence With the robot today.
ben: There's no way some tv Blowhard like harangue could be Behind a robot like that.
gwen: But how else could he Have gotten that video footage? He must have had a camera on the Robot.
ben: Robot shmobot.
Don't you have a test to take? gwen: Test? ben: Good luck.
uh, ms.
Tennyson? My name is mr.
Webb.
I'll be administering your Driving test today.
gwen: Uh, hello.
now, if you're feeling Nervous, don't be.
It could be a lot worse.
gwen: How? well, you could be me.
You only have to go through this Once today.
I have to do this all day long.
That was a little joke, there, Just to kind of break the Tension.
gwen: Okay.
well, let's start the car, Huh, and pull carefully into Traffic.
gwen: you're doing just fine, Ms.
Tennyson.
Now, if you -- if you could, Please, just parallel park Between those two cars there.
Uh, that was fine, ms.
Tennyson.
Now, I-if you -- if you could, JustGet away from here! gwen: Sorry.
no, no.
That was good.
You signaled before you dodged TheLaser.
harangue: Tennyson Come out, come out, wherever you Are.
ben: I love the idea of Having online co-op in my video Game, but there's only one me.
Would it be weird to have Multiple bens running around? are you gonna sign my Petition or not? cannonbolt: Cannonbolt! I-I think I've seen enough, Ms.
Tennyson.
If you could just turn on Around and take me back to the Motor-vehicles building -- No, no! No! No-o-o-o! I'm sorry.
harangue: There he is.
cannonbolt: It's like it's ready for Everything.
big chill: Big chill! But are you ready for this? And, yes, he was.
uh, ms.
Tennyson? Yeah, I need a ride back to the Dmv.
gwen: I'll take you back as Soon as I -- not from you.
I just want to borrow your phone So I can call a cab.
big chill: I can't have much Power left in the ultimatrix, But I should have enough for one More try.
lodestar: Lodestar! Can't magnetize him? What's it made of? gwen: ben: harangue: Beat you.
You can't escape, tennyson.
You can't escape justice.
but you had him.
harangue: I know that, Pinhead, but every time I fight Tennyson, my ratings break Records.
I should have done this during Sweeps.
the longer you draw this out, The better chance he has to Figure out how to beat the Stalker.
harangue: His time runs out Tomorrow.
It'll be the television event of The century -- the end of Ben 10, live.
More exclusive footage of Ben 10 on the rampage.
Reckless disregard for people, Easily the most dangerous man In the world.
Worse, our kids are emulating Him.
That's why I've spent $36 million of my own money to Put a stop to it.
Tomorrow night, ben 10.
I'm calling you out.
ben: Guess I know what I'm Doing tomorrow.
gwen: You're not actually Going.
kevin: Why show up on his Schedule? ben: Because I know he'll be There at 8:00 p.
M.
, and I want To kick his butt.
harangue: Welcome, america, To a very special live edition Of "the will harangue nation.
" America, you've seen all week, Exclusively on "the will Harangue nation," how dangerous Ben tennyson is.
Somebody's got to stand up to Danger, america.
And will harangue is that Somebody.
Ben 10, your reign of terror Ends now.
Any last words? ben: None that I'm allowed to Say on television.
humongousaur: Humongousaur! gwen: kevin: Boost me.
humongousaur: great footage.
harangue: Not for me, it's Not.
the instant ratings.
harangue: It's obvious.
Everybody loves to watch ben 10.
kevin: gwen: humongousaur: It's me you're After, harangue.
harangue: Right you are.
And it's close to the end of the Hour.
Better wrap this up.
humongousaur: Wait a minute.
You scouted all my moves.
The video-game scan -- that's How you did it.
Think, ben.
Something you've never done Before.
Maybe something from a game.
Like from "sumo slammers 4: Tournament edition.
" harangue: Where'd that come From? we've got bigger problems.
He just broke the robot's Uplink.
We've lost control.
harangue: I don't want that Thing rampaging around with my Face on it.
humongousaur: It's got Countermeasures for all my alien Forms from the video-game scan.
kevin: Not all of them, Remember? nanomech: Nanomech! UmNow what? kevin: Ben cooties.
gwen: Do it.
nanomech: Hey, what? UmWhat should I break? gwen: Everything.
nanomech: I wonder what Happens if I cross these.
harangue: What's happening? Are we still on? look at the bright side, sir.
The ratings were fantastic.
And if the police ever find out What's left of the robot, we Could rebuild.
way big: Looking for this? Oops.
is thatYour car? harangue: It was.
So, at the end of it all, ben Damage at the washington mall.
That's the way his kind twists The facts.
But I'm not angry about that or The $170 million of my own Money that I spent.
It's a small price to pay in The pursuit of freedom.
But his childish vandalism of My classic car -- it shows what Kind of sick, depraved -- kevin: Dude, his car? gwen: I passed my driving Test.
ben: Not the way I would have Bet.
First round of smoothies on me.
kevin: Yeah.
You can pay for it with the Video-game money you're not Getting.
ben: Oh, that's right.
kevin: I'll drive.
What?! Just because you got your License, it's not like I'm Gonna -- ben: I got shotgun.
No way I'm sitting in the back.