Ben 10: Ultimate Alien s01e07 Episode Script

whatever you're selling, we Don't want any.
argit: You got a real nice Castle here.
It'd be a shame if anything Happened to it.
what are you talking about? argit: Your home.
Your hearth.
Your cache of priceless alien Technology.
if you know about that, you Also know that the Forever knights are not to be Trifled with.
argit: I'd never trifle with You guys.
In fact, I'm here to help.
I'm selling insurance -- piece Of mind.
For just $100,000 a month, I can Guarantee that this castle won't Ll down.
is that some sort of Half-baked threat? argit: Oh, it's a fully-baked Promise.
[ grunts .]
How do you like that? I put out the hand of Friendship, and you pull out the Sword of not friendship.
[ rumbling .]
All of this could've been Avoided.
Tell your friends! [ indistinct talking .]
wow, ben, looks like quite a Big turnout from your fans, the Wanna-bens.
ben: Thanks, chet, but the Real fans prefer to be called "ben addicts.
" gwen: He put the "dumb" in Stardom.
kevin: Fame turns everybody Into a nimrod.
hey, hey, hey, hey, no Pushing.
Pick that up! Stay in line! What, were you raised in a barn? ben: Here you go.
One for you.
And you.
Oh, not forgetting you.
some say charity events like This are a poor apology for the Damage caused by your various Battles.
ben, ben, ben, ben, ben, ben! ben: Um, why don't you ask me About the delicious flavors that Mr.
Smoothy has for ben 10 month Instead? What?! um I-I'm your biggest fan.
But, you know, after all the Hype, the alien x smoothy was a Real disappointment.
[ slurps .]
Kind of tastes like filler.
[ pop snaps, pen squeaks .]
[ whoosh! .]
viewers are concerned about The destruction that seems to Follow in your wake.
ben: Destruction? Me? That's crazy talk.
The idea that I'm some sort of Trouble magnet is [ spectators murmur .]
Um Ah, nuts.
There's a door right there! gwen: If you're done with Your interview ben: For the record, this is A total coincidence.
[ beep .]
spidermonkey: Spidermonkey! [ cheers and applause .]
It's a hero time.
kevin: Give it a rest, will Ya? [ cheers and applause .]
gwen: Just to be sure we're Seeing the same thing, are the Forever knights stealing a Smoothy machine? kevin: Thirsty? it says ben 10 flavors.
I only count nine souvenir cups.
spidermonkey: Hey, I was Gonna ask the store if I could Have that! [ screeches .]
ohh! [ cheers and applause .]
spidermonkey: Thank you! Yes, I am amazing.
fight! If we return to our master Without the object of our quest, It means our lives! [ both shout .]
[ all cheering .]
kevin: [ grunting .]
agh! gwen: [ grunts .]
[ all grunt .]
kevin: [ grunting .]
we have our prize! Forever knights Run away! [ cheers and applause .]
spidermonkey: I, uh, really Appreciate all the attention, But this is not the best time.
gwen: Could you try and take This a little more seriously? spidermonkey: Right.
[ cheers and applause continue .]
That's a wrap! [ laughs .]
[ cheers and applause .]
kevin: Teleport beam? That's new.
gwen: Really? That's what grabs your Attention -- not that they just Stole a smoothy machine? ben: And the collectible Cups.
gwen: Nobody cares about your Cups.
What's next? ben: We need intel.
We need someone smart, totally In the know, and wired into the Alien underground.
We need the best.
[ doorbell rings .]
jimmy, your friends are here! [ sweetly .]
who wants cookies? kevin: She offered.
I'm being polite.
forever knights, huh? I thought you were gonna ask me About the trans-fat conspiracy.
The government wants us to get Fat so they can sell us new Clothes, only in a larger size.
gwen: Maybe later.
I also think the toon channel Purposely makes one really bad Episode of "sumo slammers" every Season to get us to buy more Toys.
ben: Wait.
I bought a goat action figure! kevin: Okay, nerds, I'm out Of cookies.
What about the forever knights? I know they've been acting Weird for a couple weeks now.
Here they are robbing a pizza Place, then two days ago, Benny's burritos.
gwen: They've stolen before.
What's odd about that? they didn't touch the money.
They only stole pizza and Burritos.
kevin: Burritos? Weird all right.
gwen: Why don't we just ask Them what's going on? ben: The forever knights Operate in absolute secrecy.
To get in contact with one of Their leaders would take -- james, old friend, I'm sorry, But you've picked an ill time to Chat.
[ rumbling .]
gwen: Foreverduke838? he's awesome at craft of war.
We dominate all of earth.
sire, we must flee! The beast attacks! Our battlements crumble around Us! james, I must go.
Do not -- whoa.
ben: We'll need an address, Jimmy.
gwen: This is the place, all Right.
kevin: Was the place.
ben: Someone's destroying the Forever knights.
kevin: I like it better when I drive.
gwen: Shh! Go ahead, jimmy.
it turns out another castle Was knocked down last month.
They say they were remodeling.
Yeah, right.
jimmy, are you ready for Gymnastics class? I'm not going to gymnastics Class! I'm trying to help solve a Mystery! young man, you will do a Healthy physical activity at Least four days a week or no Computer.
Do you understand? mom! gwen: I'll get him back.
ben: Don't bother.
We're here.
gwen: So, stealth is out.
ben: We aren't any good at Stealth anyway.
[ beeping .]
jetray: Jetray! [ all grunt .]
[ both grunt .]
kevin: [ grunting .]
[ rifles cock .]
argit: Guys! [ armor clattering .]
kevin: Argit? argit: Put down the hardware, Boys.
These are my friends.
Go clean my room.
It's a pigsty in there.
[ all grumbling .]
Great to see you, guys.
Nice digs, huh? gwen: I hate to ask this Twice in one day, but are you Guys seeing jetray: Yes.
Yes, we are.
argit: [ snaps fingers .]
[ armor clattering .]
[ armor scraping .]
kevin: All right, argit, What's the scam? argit: Scam? Oh, I'm -- I'm hurt.
Deeply hurt that an old friend Like you would think badly of Me, especially after I've gone To all the trouble of collecting The money I owe you.
[ snaps fingers .]
[ armor clattering .]
kevin: Hello, beautiful.
gwen: Kevin! kevin: Right -- there's got To be a catch.
Look, you know I love money more Than anything in the world.
gwen: What did you say? kevin: Almost anything in the World, but you'd better start Telling me what's really going On here.
And I mean right now! argit: You don't want to take That approach with me.
kevin: Why not? You're overdue for a beating.
[ rumbling .]
Agh! argit: Kevin, meet my new Best buddy, andreas.
kevin: [ grunting .]
[ shouting distortedly .]
A little help here! [ shouting continues .]
gwen: Why don't you get your Money to help you? [ rattling .]
jetray: Okay, that's enough.
Unh! Unh! kevin: [ grunting .]
[ grunting loudly .]
gwen: Unh! argit: Stop! Please stop! You're scaring him! jetray: We're scaring him?! argit: Easy, big guy.
It's okay.
They're good friends.
Friends! [ grunts .]
kevin: Unh! friends? argit: Yeah, friends.
No one's gonna hurt you.
It's okay.
kevin: I feel like I was in a Paint mixer.
argit: I found him a few Weeks ago.
Poor guy didn't know which way Was up.
Now we're best buds.
argit is andreas' friend.
argit: Andreas moves through Rock like we walk through air.
And he can make earthquakes.
[ electronic whirring .]
uncataloged dna acquired.
argit: Ben's a friend, too, Andreas.
ben: Not if you're doing what I think you're doing.
argit: And what's that, smart Guy? kevin: Making the Forever knights work for you.
argit: Making them? No.
They chose to work for me so Nothing bad happens to their Nice castles.
I'm providing a service.
gwen: This is totally wrong.
Zou're using poor andreas! argit: He can leave whenever He wants.
I couldn't stop him if I tried.
But he likes it here with me.
kevin: You're a dirtbag.
Just because somebody's dumb Enough to trust you, I -- argit: Do you mean andreas or You? kevin: You know what a Concrete fist tastes like? argit: Face it, kev.
No one can match up against my Big buddy -- not the knights, Not you.
How about a smoothy for the Road.
That's a hint.
I'm telling you to get out of my Castle.
ben: Yeah, we got that.
argit: Hey.
What's your damage, lunkhead? Nobody barges into my castle.
your castle? So, this is your castle, is it? argit: It sure is.
Who the heck are you? I am sir dagonet.
[ knights murmuring .]
argit: What's your angle? my angle? You mistake me, vermin.
argit: Now, w-wait a minute, Big fella.
Let's not get hasty.
I, sir dagonet, am here to Restore the honor of the Forever knights, which you have Sullied with your alien filth.
kevin: Shouldn't have sullied Him, man.
I bring you our justice and Righteous anger.
You will be thrown in chains and Taken to the forever king's Dungeon for your inquisition.
[ growls .]
argit: So, bottom line, you Want me to stop being king of This castle and instead go live In a dungeon? Yeah, I'm gonna say "no, Thanks.
" See, all these knights in here, They work for me.
Now you come in here and you try To tell me what to do? I say, you and what army? knights! ben: That army.
argit: I'm saved! Thank goodness you're here.
what? argit: These guys are Controlling a monster to take Over your territory, and they Made me the patsy, putting me on A throne and forcing me to wear This ridiculously soft and Luxurious robe to make it look Like I'm the one in charge.
both: What? kevin: If you think anyone's Dumb enough to believe that -- argit: I hope you didn't mind My act.
I had to be rude with you in Front of the -- you know, the Masterminds.
But I was s-so happy to see you Striding in.
were you? argit: I can't believe they Sent you, sir dagonet, the Greatest warrior ever born.
I totally knew who you were.
I mean, who doesn't? [ chuckles .]
We're pals now, right? Ugh! This is so nuts! I'm the victim here! though I find you loathsome And would gladly slay you if I Came upon you in the woods, you And your compatriots shall have Your day in front of the high Inquisitor.
argit: Hey, wait.
W-what's gonna happen to Andreas? the monster? We're forever knights.
We slay monsters.
argit: You can't do that to My meal ticket.
I mean my friend.
ben: Do any of your schemes Ever work? argit: Hello -- my scheme Saved your lives.
If you guys had busted into Action when Knighty mcknighterson came in, We'd all be dead.
kevin: I think I still have One of your quills in my butt.
gwen: Ohh.
I'm surprised your money didn't Protect you.
kevin: Is she ever gonna drop That? ben: Nope, never.
kevin: Ugh! argit: Hey, stop arguing and Get us out of here.
You don't want to be Inquisitioned, do you? kevin: Not our problem.
You're the one who knocked down Their castles.
argit: Forever knights hate Everything alien.
That includes you guys.
After they kill andreas, we're Next.
gwen: They're doing what? argit: Yeah, yeah, dagonet Said they're gonna execute him Summarily, and that's the worst kind.
We have to save him! Please! [ sobs .]
He's my best friend.
ben: No one's killing anyone.
[ whooshing .]
uh! kevin: After you.
gwen: Sure you don't want to Hold the door for your money? ben: Come on.
argit.
in accordance with Forever knight law, any alien Who dares to set foot or claw or Pseudopod upon our planet shall Be executed.
The charges are as follows.
ben: For once argit wasn't Lying.
They're planning to shoot Andreas.
gwen: Well, I've got other Plans.
[ creak! .]
kevin: Where do you think You're going? argit: I was scouting our Escape route, taking point.
That's the most dangerous Position, you know.
Look, andreas had a great run, But no one lives forever.
And we'll always remember him in Our hearts.
kevin: You're coming with us, And you can stay on point.
argit: Aah! Ugh! the space vermin.
argit: Hi, guys.
Remember all the fun we had with The smoothy machine and Everything? You wouldn't shoot me, right? [ guns cock .]
swampfire: Swampfire! I don't think so.
you're nice.
Andreas sorry for shaking you.
kevin: Uhh! All right, buddy.
gwen: Aah! kevin: This way, big fella.
justice shall be carried out.
argit: No, no.
Scaring him is a bad idea.
And shooting me is a worse idea.
aah! gwen: Wah! ruined.
But there's still a way to use It to kill the beast.
kevin: That thing's set on Self-destruct.
We need to clear out of here.
[ rumbling .]
gwen: He's scared.
How do you stop him? argit: Stop him? I just let him go until he Knocks the building down.
Then I give him a burrito.
gwen: Ugh.
You are so helpful.
knights, to me.
[ beeping .]
There's no escape for the Guilty.
The sentence will be carried out On all of you.
swampfire: You guys go.
I'll wrap up the cannon in vines To muffle the explosion.
argit: Good idea.
Ben can stay.
kevin: Won't matter.
The discharge from the cannon's Ar-9 power cell will take out Five square miles.
argit: I'll bet andreas could Absorb the whole thing.
gwen: No.
argit: He's a big boy.
Let him decide.
Andreas, can you hold that bomb Real tight? Can you suck up the explosion? argit save andreas.
Now andreas save argit and new Friends.
gwen: Ben, we can't let him Do that.
swampfire: We can't let Everyone for five square miles Be killed, either.
[ rumbling .]
argit: O-oh, no! I lost everything.
Do you know how much money I had In there? kevin: He trusted you.
He loved you.
And what did you do? You used him.
You used his feelings for you, And Now he's gone.
argit: Sometimes I just don't Get you, kevin.
None of you.
gwen: No, you wouldn't.
kevin: Andreas set up Countervibrations that absorbed Most of the blast.
He saved us.
ben: He saved everyone.
it hurts.
aggregor: I'll make you all Better.
Four down and one to go.
Then the fun begins.