Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) s06e10 Episode Script

One Wedding and a Funeral

This must be weird for you.
I mean, watching Dylan go through this with someone else.
Actually, it's kind of a relief.
Now I know he's gonna be okay.
I don't have to worry about him anymore because he has somebody.
You think they're gonna make it? I hope so.
For both of them.
She seems as lonely as he is.
You're right.
You know, I mean, we've only known Toni for what, a couple of months? And here we're here helping her pick out her wedding gown and planning her bachelorette party.
Well, I think we will all know Toni a lot better after tonight.
It's hard not to like her.
I mean, she's so sweet.
And beautiful.
It fits.
I can't believe they got it done so quickly.
- You are going to be a beautiful bride.
- Thank you.
I hope you guys don't mind not coming to the wedding.
But Dylan wanted it to be private.
That's Dylan.
And we will all be there at the reception.
And for the rest of our lives.
Let's go.
You rang? Everything taken care of? All set.
I've got two of my best men on it.
It'll look like a break-in burglary and the McKay kid was just stupid and got in the way.
Just make sure your daughter's out of his house by 5:30.
I don't want to hear another word about this until it's done.
You understand? You got it.
Hello, lovebird.
Hey, guys, what are you doing here? Well, there's a kidnapping going on.
And you guys are the victims.
That's right, Dylan, you're going to your own bachelor party.
And you're coming with us, the bachelorettes.
Wait a minute.
We've got We've got a lot to do tonight.
No.
No arguing.
It's a kidnapping, remember? Besides, it's bad luck to spend the last night before your wedding together.
You guys will probably fight anyways.
I'm going with them.
You do what you want.
What about your father? It's a kidnapping.
You heard them.
I'm sure he'll understand.
Bye! See you later! You heard the lady.
Boy, do we have an evening planned for you.
I got a bottle of scotch that's been nesting since before we were born.
Is that the kid? Yeah.
What the hell is this? Guess no one told him he was supposed to get bumped off.
So much for the best laid plans.
Yeah.
Hey, I'll flip you for who's got to call Marchette.
And a little iced tea for our friend over here.
Don't worry, it still looks like the real stuff.
I'd like to make the first toast.
- Yes, sir, go ahead.
- Thank you.
Dylan, one of us had to go down first and I for one am glad it's you.
At least it gives the rest of us mortals a chance with the women, right, guys? - Absolutely.
- Sure.
In all seriousness, Dylan, we've been buddies since kindergarten.
All the years I've known you, this is actually the first time I've ever seen you look happy.
May the long road of marriage treat you well, my friend.
Nostrovia.
Chin- chin.
Cheers.
Mmm! That's good.
I had some crazy things planned for this bachelor party.
I had these two twins, Georgia and Georgette - Oh, yeah? - the things they could do with a feed bag and a farm animal incredible.
Sounds great, Steve, but you must have me mistaken for some other bachelor.
Well, that's okay, 'cause Walsh nixed the plans - when he saw the Polaroids.
- Hey, the only reason I ixnayed all that stuff is because our good buddy Dylan here has done everything.
Twice.
So, would you guys shut up and deal the cards? Never in one night.
I wonder what the chicks are doing right now? Well, they're probably on their third cup of Sleepytime, discussing the value of Oriental fabrics.
Whoo! This is so much fun, you guys! Whoo-hoo! Too bad Valerie had to leave to go to work.
Oh, don't worry, she hand-picked them.
Okay, guys, Davidoffs, the best, take one.
I've never smoked a cigar before.
Uh, hand one of those to me.
I was trying to light the stupid thing.
Got it? Got it.
Donna, if your mom could see you now.
Why, why do you have to bring my mom up at a time like this, when I'm having fun? Are you trying to ruin something? What's the deal with your mom, anyway? What was that picture you saw of her? I don't know.
I don't even really want to know.
I'm just glad that she's in Europe.
And let's talk about something else, baby! Okay, pass the champagne.
Yeah.
I've got to tell you guys, I am having a fabulous time.
And guys think they have the market cornered on a good stripper and a good cigar.
We've come a long way, girls.
Whoo-hoo! No! Yeah? There's a problem.
He, uh Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean, there's a problem? He took off with his friends.
Well, I trusted you to take care of this, Ronnie.
If you can't take care of this, I'll get someone who can.
I'll take care of it.
Don't you knock? Sorry.
Where's Toni? - She was supposed to be here an hour ago.
- She called.
A bunch of her friends came by and took her to a bachelorette party.
You know how kids are.
Yeah, fine.
Listen, if it's okay with you, I told Toni I'd pick her up and drive her to the wedding tomorrow.
Fine, fine.
We got a big day tomorrow.
Gonna watch our little girl get married.
Who'd have thought, huh? Yeah.
Big day.
Good night, Bruno.
Good night, boss.
All right, one more hand, for your bike.
Okay, you're on.
I still can't believe it, man.
You getting married.
You better get used to it, Brando.
I got a new life.
What about the old man? Is he gonna live with this? To tell you the truth, I don't care about the old man.
I never will.
Then you'd better hope he dies young.
Thought crossed my mind.
If I were you, I'd stop thinking like that.
And in case you're having any second thoughts, I never met a woman in my life more worth it than your future wife.
I hear you loud and clear.
Gin.
I guess that means you get to keep your bike.
I guess.
You're the best friend I ever had, Brandon.
Thanks.
Clare, will you get the extra blankets? Looks like everyone's sleeping here.
All right, I'm on it.
I told Bruno to pick me up in the morning.
Thank you so much for letting me stay.
Mm, no problem.
You plan on getting dressed here anyway.
Who in God's name is that? I got it.
Hey.
I saw the lights still on.
Um, you're not really welcome here anymore, Ray.
Sorry, you'd better go.
Donna, please.
I need to talk.
So talk.
It's okay.
Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.
Me, too.
Good night.
Look, I've been in therapy twice a week.
Good.
You need it.
Put yourself in my shoes, all right? I miss you.
I miss your friends.
You miss my friends? Ray, the whole time we were together, all I ever heard is how much you hated my friends.
Now you love them? Look, I know I was selfish, but I do not deserve this.
Look, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my guests.
Can I just come in for a minute, please? I need to spend some time with you.
Do you want me to slam the door in your face? Because I will.
Fine.
But I'm not giving up, Donna.
You're either gonna start listening to me, or I'm going to make your life miserable.
I'm going to bed.
- Are you okay? - You know, Kel, I have been listening to him sing the same tune for weeks now.
I'm used to it.
Good night, Donna.
Good night.
What was that all about? Don't ask.
Love gone wrong? Something like that.
Thank you for tonight.
It's something that I'll always remember.
We all had a good time.
Kelly, listen, I know that Dylan doesn't have very many connections in his life.
Barely any family to speak of.
Which, unfortunately, is something that we have in common.
I don't have very much family either.
Well, you do now.
We're all Dylan's family and now we're yours.
Thanks.
That means a lot to me.
Toni Brandon told me about your father and Jack.
I'm glad that you both know.
Can I give you some sisterly advice? Sure.
Get as far away from here as you can.
Yeah.
That's pretty much the idea.
Give me a hug.
Everything will be okay.
Just go.
Don't look back.
Thank you for everything.
You're welcome.
Now go get some sleep.
You're getting married tomorrow.
Yes, I am.
Good night.
"January 10, 1975.
" That's my birthday.
"Dear Antonia, "This Bible has been in our family for a long time.
"It was carried down the aisle by me, my mother "and her mother before that.
"Next it will be your turn.
Happy birthday.
Love, Mother.
" That's beautiful.
Yeah.
I wish she could be here right now, but I'm sure glad that I have this.
Well, you have something old.
And now here.
Oh! Something new.
Oh, these are beautiful! Thanks.
It's from all of us.
Mmm! Smell.
Now for something borrowed.
I got it on my first Communion.
Donna, these are precious.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
And last but not least.
Oh, no.
Ta-dah! Oh! You guys.
Okay, here I go.
What do you think? It fits.
You're all set.
Yeah, I guess I am, except you guys have to help me with my veil after I get dressed? Okay.
All right.
- We'll put this away.
- All right.
Hey, buddy.
How you doing? Oh, a little shaky.
What's that? Telegram.
Jim and Cindy sent it from Hong Kong.
You want I should read it? Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
"Dear Dylan, We couldn't be more proud "if our own son was getting married.
"We can't wait to meet your new bride.
Have a wonderful life together.
Love, Jim and Cindy.
" You know they're just glad I'm not marrying Brenda, don't you? Speaking of Brenda, I've got one here from jolly olde England.
You want to hear it? Sure.
Why not? Hey.
The one you have on.
"Dear Dylan, "She must be something to get a ring on your finger.
"I guess this settles "the Brenda-Kelly issue once and for all.
"Sorry I can't be there for your big day, "but I want you to know, even with an ocean between us, "I will always love you.
Brenda.
" Well, I appreciate you telling her for me, Brandon.
I don't think I could have done it.
Show time, buddy.
Yeah.
I guess this is it, huh? You know, it's not too late to bail out on this.
I do have a small jet warming its engines on a runway in Burbank.
You're very funny, Bran.
Just doing my job as best man.
Well, to tell you the truth, I've never felt better about anything in my whole life.
Let's go.
Hello.
Hi.
I'm Tony Marchette.
I believe my Daddy.
my daughter is here.
Excuse me.
Antonia, you look beautiful.
The most beautiful bride I've ever seen.
Thanks, Dad.
Um Kelly, Donna, this is my father.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- Hello.
Uh Could you excuse us for a minute? I'd love to talk to my daughter alone.
- All right.
- Thanks.
Antonia.
We need to talk, please.
I don't want you to go through with this wedding.
- What? - I'm sorry.
I have to tell you what I want, and what I know is best for you.
Daddy, please.
Don't do this to me now.
Do you want a lifetime of misery? Because that's what you're going to get.
I knew it was too good to be true.
Everything you said the other day, it didn't mean anything, did it? I can't let you go through with this.
I can't let this man take you away from me.
Well, you don't have a say in the matter.
Now, I am begging you, please accept this.
This marriage was made in hell, and I will not watch you go through with it.
You have made your hell and now you're going to have to live in it.
Antonia, please.
Don't do this to me.
Please.
Toni, are you okay? Yeah.
I'm fine.
Well, if you need anything, we're right inside.
I'll be okay.
Thanks, Kelly.
Excuse me.
- Hi.
- I work for Mr.
Marchette.
- Bruno.
- Toni, I'm sorry.
I tried to talk to him.
He would not listen.
Oh, Bruno, what am I going to do? Come on.
Dry up.
I'm walking you down that aisle.
What about my father? He'll just have to catch a cab.
You're the most important thing to me right now.
Thank you, Bruno.
Hey, Dylan, this is kind of embarrassing, but I've got another service to perform on the other side of town in about an hour, so, uh Hold on.
Here she is.
Can we get started? Absolutely.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here to celebrate the joining together of these two people in holy matrimony.
And what God has brought together let no man tear asunder.
Dylan, I believe you and your bride have some words for each other.
All my life, people have told me I was running away from something.
I always felt I was running to something.
I just didn't know what that was until now.
I love you.
I always will.
You don't have to run anymore, Dylan.
I'm going to be with you for the rest of your life.
I love you with all my heart and soul.
Can we have the rings, please? Dylan, place the ring on your bride's hand and repeat after me.
I, Dylan Michael I, Dylan Michael take thee, Antonia Elizabeth, to be my lawful wedded wife.
take thee, Antonia Elizabeth, to be my lawful wedded wife.
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health.
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer for richer, for poorer till death do us part.
till death do us part.
Now, Antonia, take the ring and place it on Dylan's left hand, and repeat after me.
I, Antonia Elizabeth, take thee, Dylan Michael, to be my lawful wedded husband.
I, Antonia Elizabeth, take thee, Dylan Michael, to be my lawful wedded husband.
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health To have and to hold, in sickness and in health for richer, for poorer for richer or for poorer till death do us part.
till death do us part.
Now, with the power vested to me by the state of California, and in the presence of God, I happily pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Okay, as best man, it is my duty to give the bride and groom the first toast, so here we go.
Dylan, we've been through a lot in the last five years, and I think that this is, by far, the smartest thing I've ever seen you do.
And, Toni, seeing you marry Dylan has filled me with much happiness, but it has also made me question your mental health.
Oh, really? I want to thank you guys for letting me be a part of this very special day.
I wish you nothing but love and happiness.
- Chin- chin/ - Chin- chin/ - Sa/ud/ - Cheers! Cheers! Okay, it's time to cut the cake.
- Mrs.
McKay? - Nat, can I steal a moment with my wife, please, first? Okay.
Come on.
Ah! Well I want to know what happened to your father this morning.
Why didn't he come? He had a change of heart.
He came over this morning and asked me not to go through with it.
Well, that's just his tough luck, then.
You've made me a very happy woman.
"Mr.
and Mrs.
McKay.
" - I like the sound of that.
- Me, too.
Oh, that is so sweet.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Wow.
This is beautiful.
You know I haven't got to dance with my wife yet.
I'd love to.
So, how does it feel watching your best friend get married? Well, to tell you the truth, right now I'm feeling kind of lonely.
How come? Well, one by one a lot of people that I love have moved away.
First it was my sister, then there was Andrea Zuckerman, then out of the blue, my parents, and now Dylan.
Well, I'd like to stick around for a while, if you don't mind.
Well, I don't think I'd mind that at all.
Mmm mm, mm, mm.
It's a hell of a catch, kid.
What are you going to do with it? I don't know.
Maybe I should have it bronzed.
You think it means anything? Yeah, maybe my luck's changing.
I almost got married once.
My high school sweetheart.
Yeah, so, what happened? I don't know.
After we graduated, she changed that summer.
She got pretty wild and started hanging out with a crowd that I didn't see eye to eye with.
Well, I have to admit, I'm kind of glad.
Yeah.
Things have a funny way of working out for the best.
Yeah.
Hi.
How you doin'? I'm tired.
It's been one heck of a day.
No, I mean seeing your old boyfriend get married and all.
I thought it was gonna be hard, but seeing the two of them together, they're just so right for each other.
It makes me happy for them.
I'm glad.
I'm glad you're glad.
Good morning, wife.
Morning? It's 4:06 in the afternoon.
I love marriage.
I have no complaints either.
Wow, do you hear that? It sounds like it's gonna rain.
You know what, I like to do in the rain? Uh-uh.
Why don't you show me? Someone's at the door.
So, ignore them, they'll go away.
I think you'd better get it.
I think you're right.
Stay here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Good afternoon, newlyweds.
May we enter? If you must.
You really lucked out with the weather yesterday.
It looks like it's going to pour any minute.
Here we go.
Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon, Mrs.
McKay.
- Good afternoon.
Oh, look at this.
This is great.
You guys thought of everything.
This is from your friends who wish you a happy life together and bon voyage.
I'm surprised they didn't each come and present it individually.
Look at that fish.
And those bagels.
I can't believe the kitty cat's not up there already.
Come on, Sanders.
Let's leave these lovebirds alone.
Good-bye, dear.
Thank you.
Give me some.
- Tell everyone we said thanks, okay? - I will, take care.
You're too much, man.
Good friends.
- Good friends.
- Yeah.
Oh, this place is busy today.
Hello.
May I speak with my daughter, please.
She doesn't want to speak to you.
She doesn't even want to hear your name mentioned.
I'm hanging up now.
Dylan, wait, listen to me.
I know you were right.
This is going to take some time to work out.
We need to talk, kid.
We already talked.
Yeah, I know.
We need to talk again.
I made a mistake yesterday.
I want you to come to my office.
I've got a surprise for Toni.
Forget it.
Your last surprise broke her heart.
Whatever you've got, you know what to do with it.
Dylan, what does he want? He wants me to come down to his office.
I'm gonna hang up on him.
- Don't hang up.
- Yes! What? Dylan, he's trying.
Just, just go down there.
See what he wants, please.
I'll be there.
Okay, kid.
I'll see you at 6:00.
You did good, boss.
Yeah, well, the kid's a pain, but I suppose I'm going to have to get used to it if I ever want to get to see my grandchildren.
Uh, could you excuse us, please? Sure.
The kid's on his way here.
I told him 6:00.
It's done.
Good.
I heard the new son-in-law's on his way over.
I think the old man had a change of heart.
- That's nice.
- He's not a bad kid, you know.
Maybe the mister'll offer him a job.
Yeah, right.
If he makes it alive, maybe he'll give him a job.
Hey, do you mind I took the phone off the hook? So we don't get any more interruptions.
That's probably a good idea.
- Yeah, come on, sit down.
- Uh-uh.
Come on, your friends went through all this trouble.
Sit.
I want you to know that whatever you want is okay with me.
I'm not going to hold you to anything.
Dylan, I can't wait till we're on the plane, and we can put all of this behind us.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Mm, me, too.
- Now let's eat.
- Okay.
Hey, did you see the cat today? Come to think of it, no.
You know what, I didn't see her last night either.
I hope she's not out in the rain.
She'll be fine.
Here, kitty, here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
- Trouble.
- Here, Trouble.
Come on.
- Come on.
- Come on, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here Kitty, kitty, kitty.
Can you go find her? It's gonna be dark soon.
Yeah, I'll go out and check the front yard.
I'll bring her back, I promise.
Good, 'cause you know, we can't leave town without her.
I love her.
- Yeah.
- Right.
Here, Trouble, here Trouble, here.
Here Trouble.
Come here.
Peach Pit.
Is Brandon Walsh there? Yeah, sure, he's here.
Who's calling? - It's Bruno.
- Oh, hi, Bruno.
Yeah hang on, right here, Bruno, what's shaking? Brandon, I can't reach Dylan.
You've got to find him.
The old man's put a hit on him.
Yeah.
I'll get over there as soon as I can.
Brandon, where're you running? No luck.
Dylan, we have to find her.
It's cold outside.
It's raining, it's pouring, she's gonna get sick, I know.
Look, I'll stay here and find the cat.
So, why don't you go downtown and see your father, 'cause we got a plane to catch.
All right, as long as you find the cat.
I will.
But here, wear this.
Tell your father I said thank you for whatever it is that he's giving you.
You know something.
You're a hell of a guy.
You know something else? You are beautiful, but I'm wet.
- I love you.
- I love you.
All right, drive safe.
All right, keys.
- Keys.
- Gotta have 'em.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Damn cat.
Dylan! - Good, you're here.
- What? Bruno called me; he told me not to let you go downtown to Marchette's.
Something's up.
Toni already left to go down there, man.
What the hell? - What happened? - I don't know.
I-I was just coming down the street.
I think it was a carjacking.
No! God! Brandon! Oh, baby! Oh, my God! Oh! Look what they did to her, Brandon! Oh Oh Oh oh, God! No matter what that eyewitness says, you and I both know those bullets were not meant for Toni.
Not one word, Brandon.
Not to anybody, you understand? Why won't you talk to the police? Nothing I could say will bring her back.
You know, I don't understand you, McKay.
First your father, now your wife.
You actually going to let this guy get away with this? Come on.
Let's get this over with.
How's Dylan holding up? He's putting up a pretty good front, but I think he's about to crack.
She was so beautiful how could anyone do this to her? The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me lie down in green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul; He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for Thou art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; Thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
Amen.
Come on, man, let's go.
No.
You get rid of everybody.
I got some unfinished business.
Okay.
If not for you, I'd still have Antonia.
She didn't have to die.
You killed her.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Do it! Anything I ever had to live for has been taken from me.
Go on.
You'll be doing me and yourself a big favor.
No.
My father is gone.
Your daughter is gone.
We're even now.
Killing is done.
Boy, I've seen a lot of bad things go down in my life, but never anything like this.
Wonder what Dylan's gonna do now.
I don't think he'll be hanging out here much longer.
Who can blame him? Well, one thing's for sure life is fragile.
And bad things do happen to good people.
Well, I'm gonna miss him.
Yeah.
We're all gonna miss him, Donna.
Hey, man.
You going somewhere? Somewhere.
Coming back? Maybe someday maybe not.
I understand.
I know you do.
Lock up the place for me, will you? Sure.
I guess I'll see you around.
I guess.

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