Charmed s07e13 Episode Script

Charmageddon

- Hey.
Hey.
|- Hey.
Hey.
Look at them all, Leo.
Without knowing why,|things just seem better to them, even though they don't yet realise|that everything is different.
Of course there will be|a transitional period.
But soon, they will begin|to understand they no longer have to worry|about evil, security, conflict, that this world is here to stay.
- Is it not what we spoke of, Leo?|- It's impressive.
And you know, the only threat to Utopia, to all that we've created here|is conflict.
And that, Leo,|we simply cannot abide.
I don't know, it's just the way|the sisters reacted, especially Paige.
She grieves.
I know, but not the way|she's supposed to.
It's just It doesn't seem right.
Well, things are different, Leo,|to be sure.
But look around you now.
Is not everyone better off? Are not the sisters better off? I don't know.
Then you must go to them, Leo.
They're the people who mean the most|to you.
See for yourself.
Understand.
It's all good, Leo.
It's all genuine.
But once you're satisfied,|it is important that you return to us.
Important? Why? After the death of one of our own, the collective has been|drained of power.
- You feel it too, do you not?|- Yes.
So the sooner you're reassured,|satisfied, the sooner you can join us and help us maintain all of this.
We have much work to do, Leo.
What kind of work? You'll see, when you're ready.
You'll sense where to find us.
Please calm down, sir.
Harold, get back in the car.
The light was yellow,|just like last time! - What, do you guys have it out for me?|- Harold, please! No! It's police harassment! I want your name and badge number! - It's ready.
|- So is this.
Butter? Hey, you're breaking the flow.
Move it.
- Sorry.
|- Where you been? Making sure everything|went all right.
- Why wouldn't it be?|- How you guys doing? Are you kidding? I feel great! Better than I have in, God,|I don't even know how long.
Six and a half years,|but who's counting? We haven't been out|in the real world yet.
- If it feels like it does in here|- We have no complaints.
We're gonna celebrate,|have a little party.
- A party? Today?|- Yeah, why not? Maybe you wanted to make sure|everything worked all right.
Leo, it works, better than we expected.
Besides, we have a lot|of catching up to do.
I'm not sure I know how|to socialise with normal people.
You'll be fine.
Especially since|no demons will be attacking.
- They're still out there.
|- They're all on the run.
Come on, just enjoy it.
|We have you to thank for all this.
- How's Paige?|- Better, I think.
It's gonna take her some time.
|Kyle meant a lot to her.
But it does help her to know|he's gone on to a better place.
- Is she upstairs?|- At Kyle's apartment getting stuff.
I think I'm gonna go to work|and check out the real world.
All right, well, I'm gonna go|check on Paige.
Okay, you two.
But don't be late.
Hey, how you holding up? Good, considering.
I'm not really sure what to do|with all of this stuff, though.
- That's not your responsibility, is it?|- No, but he doesn't have a family.
It's just so odd that he's gone.
I really miss him.
Good.
I mean, that's normal.
You don't want to go around|just having it all be glossed over.
No.
But still, I am happy for him.
I mean, he is in a better place.
And the thing is, he would really want me to enjoy|this new world.
Well, he died trying to stop it.
Well, that's why I owe it to him|to be happy.
Of course.
I have to go home and get ready|for the party.
You gonna come? I think so.
Great.
I will see you there, sir.
You've been weakened, Avatar, by the death of one of your own.
We both have the same problem,|you and I.
Neither of us trusts this new world.
We're both gonna have to do|something about it.
Phoebe, what are you doing here? I just came by to see how things|were going.
How are things going? They aren't.
And that's good.
|Have you seen today's paper? Thinnest one we've ever had.
There's no crime,|no corruption, no scandal.
It's like people have been taking|happy pills.
Thank God the obits are up.
|Otherwise, we'd just have a one-sheet.
So things are just|getting better, huh? I'm all for that.
But I've been working|here so long, I don't believe it.
- Something always happens.
|- Maybe.
Or maybe it's a shame when we|don't trust when good things happen.
What a nice thought.
Now you should write|about that in your next column.
Best advice you|could give your readers.
Okay, but I gotta go home to do it.
Tell Oliver I'll e-mail it to him|around six-ish.
Oliver.
That's the only bad thing|that happened today.
Well, not bad for him, of course,|just for us.
What happened? I got a call from his family|about an hour ago.
He's gone.
- It happened early this morning.
|- Oh, my God.
He was such a troubled young man.
|I hoped he could turn things around.
Yeah, me too.
Well, at least we can take heart|that he's in a much better place now.
Yeah.
I guess so.
Mind telling me where we are? An ancient tomb in an ancient pyramid where no one, especially not|the Avatars, are gonna look for us.
- Why bring me here?|- To show you the truth, why you never should have|turned your back on the Elders.
And to decide whether or not you're|willing to help me stop the Avatars.
Why would I help a demon? It is by far the better of your options.
You could either work|to change things back, or you can repeat|the mistakes of the past.
The Avatars were here before,|thousands of years ago, when people believed|in magic and demons.
The Avatars promised to rid them|of evil on that level, same as now.
They were more or less successful.
They remade the world, but they never told people|of the ultimate costs.
The dog-headed figure,|is that a demon? Actually that's a jackal's head.
He is Anubis, the Egyptian guardian|and protector of the dead.
There's a price to pay for Utopia.
A price that you suspect|but don't yet know about.
They knew about it,|and they rose up against the Avatars - and stopped them the first time.
|- Maybe, but I Agent Brody realised the danger|that the Avatars pose too.
He was willing to help me|weaken them so that I could bring you here,|so that you could help.
He was willing to sacrifice|everything to stop them.
- Brody was crazed.
|- Brody was right.
You know, deep down, that there is something very wrong|with this world, Leo.
Something you never foresaw|in your own myopic zeal to try and make it all better.
People have no free will anymore.
|At least not completely.
The Avatars now dictate their destinies.
And you let it happen.
The question is,|are you willing to fix it? To do what, get back what we had before?|Fight your kind again? Well, nobody said the system|was perfect, did they? But it's better than this, isn't it? Decide for yourself and decide soon.
If we are to work together,|we're gonna have to move quickly.
Leo.
Welcome.
How are the sisters? Content, I trust? They seemed okay.
What is this place? This is where we maintain Utopia.
Come.
These are the others.
You've felt them|though you haven't yet met.
What are they doing? Monitoring for conflict.
I don't understand.
In bringing this all about, we've modified the way people think,|their belief systems, so that they can more easily accept|a world without evil.
So that they wouldn't keep|looking for it.
So that the demons who remain|couldn't influence them into evil acts.
Unfortunately, however, some have|already been damaged beyond hope.
Their inner demons|sometimes surface, causing conflict.
And when that conflict passes a certain|threshold, we must deal with it.
To protect Utopia.
Wait.
You killed them.
We removed them.
|The one for the many.
We have an obligation to maintain|the world that we've created, Leo.
We can't let anything threaten it,|and we won't.
Wow! Wow! No, no! No! No touchie-touchie.
I just want to make sure|it's not poison.
No, I want everything to be perfect.
|We've waited a long time.
Piper, everything is perfect.
|It looks amazing.
I can't believe you did all of this.
When I'm not mixing|vanquishing potions all the time, I tend to get a lot more done.
|I forgot how much I like cooking.
We're all good.
Yeah, as long as Leo|makes it to the party.
- I thought he was going to Paige's?|- She came back without him.
She's upstairs getting ready.
Well, maybe he had|some Avatar stuff to do? I hope the Avatars don't keep him|as busy as the Elders did.
I don't think he'd put up|with that, Piper.
He created this better world so that|you guys could be together as a family.
Still, I worry.
And next to cooking,|that's the second thing you do best.
Hey.
Hey, how you doing? Better.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I am really looking forward|to this party.
You know, take my mind off stuff.
I just need to remind myself|Kyle's in a better place.
Yeah, that's what I have|to remind myself.
This guy at work, he just went away.
It was really unexpected.
Well, I'm sure it must all be|for the best, you know.
- Otherwise, it wouldn't have happened.
|- Right.
You go help the kids get dressed, and you can help me in the kitchen.
Come on, chop-chop,|we have a party to throw.
I'm concentrating.
- Yes, I'm sorry.
This is important.
|- So is this.
Somewhere in these drawings|is the key to the potion Brody used against the Avatars.
Well, I'm glad to see that|you're using your energy wisely.
But the others are restless.
They don't|wanna sit around and die like dogs, while we wait around|for the help of someone good.
- Are you questioning my plan?|- No.
Not at all.
Zankou, we're demons! We need to stand up and fight them on|our own, not just sit around and wait.
That's just the point.
We can't fight on our own.
|We don't have the power.
Like it or not, our fate rests with Leo.
Yeah? Then we'd rather die than leave|our trust in the hands of an Elder.
Then we will surely die.
You tell the others that they do|as I say, when I say it, or the Avatars will be the least of|their problems.
You understand me? Yes.
Now leave.
He's coming.
Welcome back, partner.
We're not partners.
Oh, no?|Then what are you doing here? - I'm still not so sure.
|- Ah, yes, you are.
That doesn't change the fact everything I told you about|your precious Avatars is true.
You want to stop them as much as I do.
I'm not so eager to bring demons|back into the world.
Ah, but there's the rub.
|Which world is worse? Which is the greater evil,|mine or theirs? I know taking destiny|out of people's hands is not right.
I couldn't agree more.
Let's make something clear.
If we succeed, we'll still be enemies,|and I can make you a promise it will only be a matter of time|before good defeats evil.
Well, we'll have to see about that,|won't we? Now if you're finished with|the macho posturing, let's get to work.
The problem is,|even if I decipher these, we'll still need the Charmed Ones|to prepare the potion.
They won't go against the Avatars.
|They wanted this.
Not if they discover the catch.
Not if they realise that the Avatars|alone decide who lives or dies.
You know the sisters better than I do, but I doubt even they want that.
Which means you're gonna|have to get them to see what the Avatars don't want them to see.
Even if it will take you shocking them|with another terrible loss.
Okay, you wait there.
We are gonna have so much fun today! You're gonna meet so many|new friends at the party.
But you can't orb, okay?|You have to promise me.
We don't want to scare|the guests away, got it? Like that.
Phoebe, we need to talk.
Yeah, you need to get ready for|the party before your wife kills you.
Figuratively speaking, of course.
- That's what I'm talking about.
|- What are you saying? What you said,|you felt you had to qualify it.
Qualify what? The Avatars and what|they've done to everybody.
Everything's better.
|You made everything better.
That was a mistake.
I realise that now.
|I need you to realise that, before what happens to Brody|happens to again.
- Leo, you're scaring me.
|- Good, you need to be scared.
It's the only way you're gonna|understand the truth and feel it.
You can help Piper and Paige understand,|use your powers to feel the loss, to see what the Avatars|are doing is wrong.
Leo, this is what we all wanted.
|What's going on? - You'll see.
|- What what are you doing? Leo, you can't just - What are we doing here?|- I need you to get a vision.
I need you to see what really|happened to Agent Brody.
I know what happened.
|He's moved on to a better place.
Maybe so, but it doesn't change|the fact that somebody killed him.
Oh, my God.
She killed him.
Yes.
The Avatars|don't want you to know that.
They don't want you to know|why people disappear.
- Why are you doing this?|- Because it's the truth.
They changed you so you couldn't|feel the true pain of death.
They want it to seem like a good thing,|so you don't even question it.
- No.
|- And it's gonna happen again, Phoebe, as soon as they decide somebody in|the world is creating too much conflict.
Leo, we're not going back|to the way it was.
We tried it for seven years,|and it just didn't work.
- Phoebe|- No, Leo, listen to me, okay? We made the world a better place, and we're gonna live in it|just the way it is now.
Do you understand? We just need to give him|more time to understand.
We're running out of time.
If he turns them,|everything could be lost.
I think it's time we face the facts.
Would you just stop fussing|and enjoy yourself already? - I can't.
I'm worried.
|- About what? Look, everybody seems|to be having a great time.
I didn't even know|we knew this many people.
I'm worried about Leo.
|He should have been here by now.
Where the heck is Phoebe? She got the boys ready,|and then she just took off.
Maybe they're together.
Maybe you don't|know how to have a good time anymore.
Is that a challenge? If it works.
There.
You happy? - I need a drink.
|- Hey, what's the matter? I don't want to talk about it.
|I just want to have a good time.
- What's going on?|- Nothing.
Hey.
All right, then, I'll go mingle.
Leo, come on, what's wrong? - It's complicated.
|- It's the Avatars, isn't it? If working for them is gonna be as|complicated as working for the Elders It's not that.
Then what is it? Okay, you know what?|I don't want to know.
We're here to celebrate our new life|with no magic and no demons, so why don't we just enjoy it? Leo, did you hear what I said? Are you listening to me?|What is the matter with you? Forgive me, Piper.
If there was|another way to do this, I would.
What are you talking about? I have to fix a mistake.
I love you.
- Leo!|- Everyone, get down! Oh, no.
Paige, the children! Die, Elder, die! Don't let them make you|forget why I'm doing this.
It's supposed to hurt.
|Go to the Book.
Remember all the losses.
|Then go to Zankou.
Wait, Zankou? Piper, you all right? I don't know.
I guess so.
I'm really sorry about Leo.
Yeah, me too.
But at least he's gone on|to a better place.
I'm so sorry things|got out of hand, guys.
Don't you think that was all|a little weird? It was kinda touch-and-go for a second,|when the demon attacked.
But it all worked out okay.
Still, it seemed a little,|I don't know, off.
I certainly wasn't expecting|any more attacks, but thank God Leo was there|to take care of it.
It would have been nice if Leo|didn't have to go to a better place - in the process, you know.
|- I know, but What he did, he did for his family,|and for that I will always love him.
Paige, can you make sure|the boys are okay? It's really impressive that you can stay|so calm after such a shock.
I'd be freaking out if I thought|there were more demons.
I'd like to think|those days are behind us.
I can't make them stop.
|They're so upset.
We're all upset about demons|being in the house.
Do you really think|that's why they're crying? - What else would it be?|- Okay, Mommy's coming! - You okay?|- I don't know.
It's like Kyle, you know.
|It's really a big deal.
We're never gonna forget him.
Don't let them make you forget why|I'm doing this.
It's supposed to hurt.
Never forget.
I have to check the Book of Shadows|for something.
Come on, Phoebe.
Remember all the losses.
No! No, no! Oh, my God.
It's okay.
Oh, my gosh, I can't get 'em|to calm down.
Even Piper couldn't.
I can.
Where's Piper? She's in the kitchen.
Piper, I really need to talk to you.
The Avatars didn't tell us|everything up front.
- What?|- Pain, grief, mourning.
These are all things|we're supposed to be feeling when we lose someone|we love, like Leo.
Leo? Phoebe, he's moved on|to a better place, and if you don't mind, I'd rather not|dwell on such a painful memory.
Okay, but if he's in a better place,|then why are the boys crying right now? It's not because of demons.
They|were practically raised around them.
- Yes, well, but|- Piper, listen to me.
Leo is dead.
The Avatars killed him.
The boys are just too young|to feel it the way we do, the way we were programmed to.
Programmed? Phoebe,|what's gotten into you? This is what Leo was trying to show us.
|Leo allowed the Avatars to kill him so that we could understand|what's going on here.
- I don't wanna hear this.
|- I know you don't, but listen to your boys.
That's pain, and it's real.
- Phoebe, stop.
|- Piper, how can you not see it? You're okay with all this|because you wanted to be with Leo.
And now they've taken him away? Why? Why would they do that? Because Leo caused conflict.
And this is the only way|they could keep Utopia going.
You better have a good reason|for bringing me here.
- I don't want to be here.
|- And that's exactly why we are here.
Paige, Kyle died,|and now it's time that you feel it.
I felt it! And it|would have felt a lot worse, if I didn't know he'd gone on|to a better place.
Well, that's the thing.
|It should have felt a lot worse.
The Avatars made our pain|go away after they killed Kyle.
I had a vision of him dying when I touched this.
He attacked one of the Avatars|with his potion, and she killed him.
Do you remember that, Paige? Why are you doing this to me? He died right here, in your arms.
I saw it, I felt it, and now|you have to feel it too.
It's the only way we can stop them.
- I don't want to.
|- You have to.
Just like I did.
I don't want to.
It's okay.
Why did they do this? To give us what we wanted.
What we thought we wanted.
What do we do now? We're gonna do what Leo said and go find ourselves a demon.
Sorry to interrupt but What is it? Well, the others sent me|to find out what we're gonna do.
- Do?|- I just mean Well, the Elder is dead.
|The plan has failed.
Shouldn't we retreat? Not yet.
You said if the Elder|couldn't turn the sisters, - there is no|- I know what I said.
I also know that Leo wasn't stupid.
He wouldn't have given his life unless|he knew something would come of it.
Unless it was merely the act|of a desperate man.
I'm just saying, the Avatars could move on us|at any time.
If we are gonna run,|we should go soon.
Perhaps you're right.
We should retreat.
I'll let the others know.
What's the matter, Zankou?|Chicken? Good thing you girls got here|when you did.
I was about to leave.
- To go where?|- To live to fight another day.
You won't if you don't tell us|what we want to hear.
Save it.
You need me.
|That's why Leo sent you.
Glad to see he|didn't die in vain after all.
- Get to the point.
|- The point is Leo was working with me,|same as Agent Brody before, - to undo what has been done.
|- Kyle was working with you? How do you think he|was able to kill an Avatar? He realised then that|the combined force of good and evil is our only chance|to stop the Avatars.
You have a greater reason for wanting|to do that than we do, survival.
True, but you obviously want it too.
Otherwise, we wouldn't even|be having this conversation.
Now you go ahead and talk amongst|yourselves.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not so sure about this.
I don't think we have a choice.
|We're running out of allies.
- We can't work with a demon.
|- Leo did.
- Yeah, look where it got him.
|- That was the Avatars, not Zankou.
So how do we know he's not picking us|off one by one? What if this is a setup? Well, he helped Kyle get rid|of an Avatar.
They're who he's really after,|and so are we.
Okay, fine.
So, what if this works? Where does that leave us,|fighting demons again? - Is that what we really want?|- Is this? Just because we wanted it|doesn't make it right.
Kyle knew it was wrong.
He knew|the Avatars couldn't be trusted.
- I just didn't believe him.
|- Neither did we.
Still, we can believe|in him now.
Leo too.
We can finish what they started,|so they didn't die in vain.
So, what's the plan? The plan is for you to make|a very special potion.
- What's the matter?|- I can't find the sisters.
- None of them?|- I don't understand.
I just had them.
They'll have to surface|sooner or later.
You got that right.
- I wouldn't do that if I were you.
|- What are those? - You know what they are.
|- And you know what he is.
- What is the meaning of this?|- We don't have anything to explain.
We're not the ones|going around killing people.
We only did what was|necessary to maintain Utopia.
- A loophole you forgot to tell us?|- It was never our intention to deceive.
We merely gave you the world|you asked for.
Except for the fact|you were killing people.
Their fates are regrettable.
But I guarantee you that fewer people|by far will be lost under our rule than under the chaos of good and evil.
With good and evil people|knew what they were dying for.
And given the choice of what we had|and what you're offering Now we know what "it" is.
- We'll take our free will back any day.
|- Hear, hear.
You'd seriously be willing to give up peace of mind, the normal life you so covet, to go back to the way things were? To fighting the likes of him again? Warts and all.
They're not ready for us.
Perhaps not.
But they will be someday.
What we want for the world|is worth waiting for.
Very well.
We will use|what remains of our power to rewind time to when Utopia began.
Does that mean Leo will be alive again? - Of course.
|- And Kyle? That, unfortunately,|is beyond our powers.
Are you kidding me? You can bring everyone|that you have killed back to life, but Kyle is beyond your powers? The further something|recedes into the past, the more power it takes to reverse it.
We can either bring back|Agent Brody or return the world to the way it was, but I'm afraid we cannot do both.
Put the world back.
I'm sorry this didn't work out,|for your sakes as well as ours.
Touching.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
What the hell? Did you just|dump your coffee on me? What are you talking about?|You spilled yours on me! Why, you moron,|you dumped your coffee on me! - This is totally your fault.
|- My fault? You hit me! Yeah? All I'm saying is you better|have some good insurance! I'm gonna call the cops on your ass! Oh, please, give me your ID.
|Where's your insurance? - Where's your insurance?|- Where's yours? Mine is right here! I'm gonna call my lawyer, okay?|I'm gonna sue this whole city.
Wow, I've never been so excited|to hear the sounds of people arguing.
Tell me about it.
It's good to be back warts and all.
- Leo?|- I'm in here.
Oh, thank God.
It's okay.
I'm all right.
Wow, you kinda really scared me|this time.
That was the plan.
|I was banking on you saving me.
Okay, well, next time come up|with a different plan.
Next time.
So wait, you remember everything,|even though you technically died, but then you didn't,|because time rewound, so - Am I making any sense?|- Yeah.
I remember everything|because I was unaffected by the spell.
You remember everything|because you broke it.
Time rewound, - but we still experienced it.
|- Headache forming.
All that matters is that we fixed it,|regardless of the consequences.
Consequences? You mean Kyle? No, I mean the Elders.
I went against them|and sided with the Avatars.
- I can't go unpunished.
|- Yeah, but everything you did, you did to make the world a safer place|for everyone, including us.
I don't think they're gonna see it|that way.
No matter what I did What we did.
Whether it was well-intentioned or not,|it's gonna cost me.
At least it didn't cost you your life, which at this moment is|the only thing I'm concerned with.
I don't want to lose you ever again.
Bye.
Hello, Paige.
Kyle? Careful.
That used to mean|a lot to me.
Is this really you? In the flesh, more or less.
- I saw you die.
|- That's right.
You did.
But as you know,|sometimes it doesn't end there.
Are you a Whitelighter? Feels kind of weird.
But at least I can still feel.
How? I guess the Elders decided I must have|done something good with my life, which is a relief,|considering the mess I made of it.
You didn't make such a mess.
Come on.
I got a little crazy there|at the end, didn't I? A little crazy.
|But you did save the world.
Hence the reward.
- I just wish I could|- Paige, it's not your fault.
I understand now my life was|supposed to end the way it did.
How it did.
It was my destiny.
Just like it was our destiny to meet.
To fall for each other.
To lose each other? Who says we're not gonna|meet again? Take care of that for me, will you?
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