Clarence US (2014) s01e11 Episode Script
Zoo
1 I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! - Yeah, zoo! - I love the zoo! - The zoo! - Okay, everyone.
Just hold tight, okay? We're not ready to go in yet.
Oh, uh, Crendle, can you do me a favor? Can you stop hitting that garbage can, please? Ugh! Man, that was the worst, most irritating bus ride I've ever had in my whole life.
Hey, there, seat buddy.
You ran off so fast, you forgot your juice pouch.
Oh, wait.
This one's yours.
Ahhh.
Wow.
Can you believe we're actually at the real, live zoo? This is gonna be so much fun.
I wonder if the animals are awake yet.
- Isn't this gonna be fun? - Uh-huh.
Isn't it about time you go find your loser friends now? Oh, Sumo and Jeff? They're not here today because Sumo got sick because he kept sleeping outside and Jeff got sick because, um, Sumo coughed in Jeff's mouth.
So, I guess it's just you and me today, buddy.
- Yeah.
Doubt it.
- Uh, okay, class.
Okay, before we go in, we're gonna need to partner up, so whoever you sat next to on the bus, that's your seat buddy for the whole day, huh? - Oh, sweet! - Oh, come on! Okay.
Now, everyone gets a zoo mystery worksheet.
Answer all the questions to figure out which animal stole the key to the zoo.
Awww! Oh, don't worry.
It's a fun game! Yay! - That you'll be graded on.
- Awwww! Okay, let's go and remember, make sure to stick with your Hey! All right, stick with your buddies, or we'll have to go home! Okay, now.
Everyone pull out your listening ears.
Very good.
All right.
Now, since one of us is allergic to peanuts - It's Breehn! - It doesn't matter who it is, okay? It just means we can't go around, see, these areas.
We'll have to just stick with, uh, these five exhibits 'cause I guess they're peanut-free.
- All: Awwww! - What?! I can't help it! I'm not even that allergic! Hey.
So, I wonder which one of these animals is the key thief.
Hmm.
- Belson, who do you think stole the key? - What? I-I don't know.
I don't really care about most of these animals.
Okay, guys, it's just gonna be a bit longer.
Samuel, please don't sit in the dirt.
Thank you.
Wow.
Isn't this the best zoo you ever been to? It's okay.
I went to Cheetahtown safari with my mom last year.
It was way bigger than this.
- Ms.
Baker, a bird pooped on my arm.
- Ah, geez.
Okay.
Uh, we should find you a bathroom.
Hey, Belson, wait up.
Where you going, Belson? We're supposed to do the turtles first.
I'm not waiting in line for turtles.
I'll do the worksheet later.
Oh, man, you're so bad.
Hey, buddy, wait up! - So, where are we going? - You'll know when we get there.
Okay.
I don't know why you don't like turtles.
They're so great.
It's like their house is always with them.
They're like little sea hobos.
This whole zoo is great.
Whoa! Look at that animal that's right on front of us! - You can see that anywhere, Clarence.
- Uh, look! - That's amazing! - That animal is a squirrel.
Um, no.
It says it's a lemur.
Ugh! All the animals here are so cool, but they don't all have questions.
No fair.
I can fix that.
Okay.
How about "how big are the sloths?" They're kind of medium big, I'd say.
Wow, this zoo mystery is really heating up.
It's a real "zoo-dunit.
" Ha! Hey, Belson, get it? "Zoo" 'Cause of "zoo"? I read it on the worksheet.
Hey, Belson! Ooh, dolphins! I don't see any dolphins.
Hello, dolphins! Where are the dolphins? Come out, dolphins! "This tank is temporarily closed.
" What?! Gah! I hate this zoo! Half the stuff is closed! Uh, sorry, boys.
The tank's closed.
But you still can't bang on the glass.
Yup.
So, where do you want to go now, zoo buddy? I don't care where you go.
I'm just gonna play my game.
Are you kidding me?! Ugh! That's all right, Belson.
We're already playing a better game "Who stole the zoo key?" So, do we interrogate the cheetahs next? - I don't care.
- Okay.
Cheetahs it is.
Yay, cheetahs! Come on, guy.
Okay.
Now, did everyone get their bag lunches? Ms.
Baker, uh, Breehn didn't have one, so I gave him some of my sandwich.
Oh, okay, Percy.
That's very nice of you.
Yeah.
It was peanut butter.
But that's okay, because I looked, - and I didn't see any peanuts in it.
- What?! Breehn! Breehn, spit that out! Come on! Don't you dare swallow! Hey, don't swallow! Okay, Breehn, you need to spit that out! Bump, bump, bump.
Bump.
Whoa! Belson, touch this slimy fish.
I didn't know he couldn't have peanut butter.
He's gonna be okay.
We'll take him back to the E.
R.
to get checked out.
You want to ride up front in the ambulance? - I don't think so.
- How 'bout I just get your number, then? You can contact the school.
All right, everybody! Let's go to the bus! That's enough zoo excitement for one day! - Whoo! - We barely got to see any animals.
- Why do we have to go right now? - Ugh! - Ugh! - Nathan, no hitting.
It wasn't worth it.
Okay, I'm going on the honor system here, guys.
Does everyone see their buddies? Yes.
Ugh! Okay, good.
Ugh.
We've been in here forever.
- Can we go now? - Aw, cool! Belson, it says that bats use sounds to find out where they are.
It's called "echolocation.
" Let's try it.
Ah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Ugh! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Whoa! La-la-la-la-la! Knock it off! You are so annoying! All right, then.
I'll solve the zoo mystery your way.
"Blah, blah.
My name is Belson.
Bats? Bats are dumb.
Grr! I don't care what the answer is.
" That's you.
No, it's not.
That's not me.
That's it.
I'm out of here.
Uh Whoa! Was it nighttime when we went in there? The zoo's closed, and I'm trapped inside here with you.
- Just perfect.
- I know.
This is perfect.
Like, we have the whole zoo to ourselves.
We can say goodnight to all the animals.
Good night, monkeys.
Good night, giraffes.
Good night, dinosaurs.
Leave it to your dumb brain to mistake the worst - situation for something fun.
- That's 'cause it is fun.
Ugh! How can you like everything? Well, how do you not like anything? That's not true.
I like some things.
- Really? Like what? - None of your business.
We were here all day, and you didn't like a single, solitary animal.
That's because the only ones I wanted to see were the dolphins, and they weren't even here! Eee! What the heck are you smiling at? Belson, you just told me something you liked! - Yeah? So? - So, that's something only buddies do, and buddies always help their buddies.
We're gonna track down that dolphin, buddy, and when we do, you're gonna look at her.
We can't.
The tank's closed, remember? That just means that they're somewhere else.
Hmm.
We've been everywhere except there the animal church.
Of course! We'll just go over there, and we'll check it ou - Hey, what the heck are - Shh! We've got to get out of here before we get caught.
No time for dolphin hunting.
No one stops buddies not even zookeepers.
I made a buddy promise, and I'm gonna buddy keep it.
Zoo powers, go! Power of snake! Power of monkey.
Wha! Power of spider.
Power of kangaroo.
Power of sea otter.
Wow! Dolphins! Wow.
A baby dolphin.
It's so cool.
- I know, buddy.
I know.
- Wow.
You want to know why I like everything, Belson? Because everything is like a baby dolphin to me.
Yeah, but if everything's a baby dolphin, then the real baby dolphin isn't as special.
Yeah, but what if there was Um, think about, like, a whole planet that's just baby dolphins.
That would be pretty cool.
Yeah, I guess that would be pretty cool buddy.
- Step away from the tank! - He did it! I don't know the guy! He did everything! I didn't want to come here! Ugh.
I am so sorry.
I promise this will never happen again.
You guys are in so much trouble Well, you would be if I hadn't let Breehn eat that sandwich.
- What? - It doesn't matter.
Just please, please stay with the group next time.
I almost had a heart attack.
I was this close to moving to California.
It's so cool in California Ms.
Baker, the zebra stole the key.
Clarence figured it out.
Thanks, buddy! Zoo powers! Bear hug! Go! Oof!
Just hold tight, okay? We're not ready to go in yet.
Oh, uh, Crendle, can you do me a favor? Can you stop hitting that garbage can, please? Ugh! Man, that was the worst, most irritating bus ride I've ever had in my whole life.
Hey, there, seat buddy.
You ran off so fast, you forgot your juice pouch.
Oh, wait.
This one's yours.
Ahhh.
Wow.
Can you believe we're actually at the real, live zoo? This is gonna be so much fun.
I wonder if the animals are awake yet.
- Isn't this gonna be fun? - Uh-huh.
Isn't it about time you go find your loser friends now? Oh, Sumo and Jeff? They're not here today because Sumo got sick because he kept sleeping outside and Jeff got sick because, um, Sumo coughed in Jeff's mouth.
So, I guess it's just you and me today, buddy.
- Yeah.
Doubt it.
- Uh, okay, class.
Okay, before we go in, we're gonna need to partner up, so whoever you sat next to on the bus, that's your seat buddy for the whole day, huh? - Oh, sweet! - Oh, come on! Okay.
Now, everyone gets a zoo mystery worksheet.
Answer all the questions to figure out which animal stole the key to the zoo.
Awww! Oh, don't worry.
It's a fun game! Yay! - That you'll be graded on.
- Awwww! Okay, let's go and remember, make sure to stick with your Hey! All right, stick with your buddies, or we'll have to go home! Okay, now.
Everyone pull out your listening ears.
Very good.
All right.
Now, since one of us is allergic to peanuts - It's Breehn! - It doesn't matter who it is, okay? It just means we can't go around, see, these areas.
We'll have to just stick with, uh, these five exhibits 'cause I guess they're peanut-free.
- All: Awwww! - What?! I can't help it! I'm not even that allergic! Hey.
So, I wonder which one of these animals is the key thief.
Hmm.
- Belson, who do you think stole the key? - What? I-I don't know.
I don't really care about most of these animals.
Okay, guys, it's just gonna be a bit longer.
Samuel, please don't sit in the dirt.
Thank you.
Wow.
Isn't this the best zoo you ever been to? It's okay.
I went to Cheetahtown safari with my mom last year.
It was way bigger than this.
- Ms.
Baker, a bird pooped on my arm.
- Ah, geez.
Okay.
Uh, we should find you a bathroom.
Hey, Belson, wait up.
Where you going, Belson? We're supposed to do the turtles first.
I'm not waiting in line for turtles.
I'll do the worksheet later.
Oh, man, you're so bad.
Hey, buddy, wait up! - So, where are we going? - You'll know when we get there.
Okay.
I don't know why you don't like turtles.
They're so great.
It's like their house is always with them.
They're like little sea hobos.
This whole zoo is great.
Whoa! Look at that animal that's right on front of us! - You can see that anywhere, Clarence.
- Uh, look! - That's amazing! - That animal is a squirrel.
Um, no.
It says it's a lemur.
Ugh! All the animals here are so cool, but they don't all have questions.
No fair.
I can fix that.
Okay.
How about "how big are the sloths?" They're kind of medium big, I'd say.
Wow, this zoo mystery is really heating up.
It's a real "zoo-dunit.
" Ha! Hey, Belson, get it? "Zoo" 'Cause of "zoo"? I read it on the worksheet.
Hey, Belson! Ooh, dolphins! I don't see any dolphins.
Hello, dolphins! Where are the dolphins? Come out, dolphins! "This tank is temporarily closed.
" What?! Gah! I hate this zoo! Half the stuff is closed! Uh, sorry, boys.
The tank's closed.
But you still can't bang on the glass.
Yup.
So, where do you want to go now, zoo buddy? I don't care where you go.
I'm just gonna play my game.
Are you kidding me?! Ugh! That's all right, Belson.
We're already playing a better game "Who stole the zoo key?" So, do we interrogate the cheetahs next? - I don't care.
- Okay.
Cheetahs it is.
Yay, cheetahs! Come on, guy.
Okay.
Now, did everyone get their bag lunches? Ms.
Baker, uh, Breehn didn't have one, so I gave him some of my sandwich.
Oh, okay, Percy.
That's very nice of you.
Yeah.
It was peanut butter.
But that's okay, because I looked, - and I didn't see any peanuts in it.
- What?! Breehn! Breehn, spit that out! Come on! Don't you dare swallow! Hey, don't swallow! Okay, Breehn, you need to spit that out! Bump, bump, bump.
Bump.
Whoa! Belson, touch this slimy fish.
I didn't know he couldn't have peanut butter.
He's gonna be okay.
We'll take him back to the E.
R.
to get checked out.
You want to ride up front in the ambulance? - I don't think so.
- How 'bout I just get your number, then? You can contact the school.
All right, everybody! Let's go to the bus! That's enough zoo excitement for one day! - Whoo! - We barely got to see any animals.
- Why do we have to go right now? - Ugh! - Ugh! - Nathan, no hitting.
It wasn't worth it.
Okay, I'm going on the honor system here, guys.
Does everyone see their buddies? Yes.
Ugh! Okay, good.
Ugh.
We've been in here forever.
- Can we go now? - Aw, cool! Belson, it says that bats use sounds to find out where they are.
It's called "echolocation.
" Let's try it.
Ah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Ugh! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Whoa! La-la-la-la-la! Knock it off! You are so annoying! All right, then.
I'll solve the zoo mystery your way.
"Blah, blah.
My name is Belson.
Bats? Bats are dumb.
Grr! I don't care what the answer is.
" That's you.
No, it's not.
That's not me.
That's it.
I'm out of here.
Uh Whoa! Was it nighttime when we went in there? The zoo's closed, and I'm trapped inside here with you.
- Just perfect.
- I know.
This is perfect.
Like, we have the whole zoo to ourselves.
We can say goodnight to all the animals.
Good night, monkeys.
Good night, giraffes.
Good night, dinosaurs.
Leave it to your dumb brain to mistake the worst - situation for something fun.
- That's 'cause it is fun.
Ugh! How can you like everything? Well, how do you not like anything? That's not true.
I like some things.
- Really? Like what? - None of your business.
We were here all day, and you didn't like a single, solitary animal.
That's because the only ones I wanted to see were the dolphins, and they weren't even here! Eee! What the heck are you smiling at? Belson, you just told me something you liked! - Yeah? So? - So, that's something only buddies do, and buddies always help their buddies.
We're gonna track down that dolphin, buddy, and when we do, you're gonna look at her.
We can't.
The tank's closed, remember? That just means that they're somewhere else.
Hmm.
We've been everywhere except there the animal church.
Of course! We'll just go over there, and we'll check it ou - Hey, what the heck are - Shh! We've got to get out of here before we get caught.
No time for dolphin hunting.
No one stops buddies not even zookeepers.
I made a buddy promise, and I'm gonna buddy keep it.
Zoo powers, go! Power of snake! Power of monkey.
Wha! Power of spider.
Power of kangaroo.
Power of sea otter.
Wow! Dolphins! Wow.
A baby dolphin.
It's so cool.
- I know, buddy.
I know.
- Wow.
You want to know why I like everything, Belson? Because everything is like a baby dolphin to me.
Yeah, but if everything's a baby dolphin, then the real baby dolphin isn't as special.
Yeah, but what if there was Um, think about, like, a whole planet that's just baby dolphins.
That would be pretty cool.
Yeah, I guess that would be pretty cool buddy.
- Step away from the tank! - He did it! I don't know the guy! He did everything! I didn't want to come here! Ugh.
I am so sorry.
I promise this will never happen again.
You guys are in so much trouble Well, you would be if I hadn't let Breehn eat that sandwich.
- What? - It doesn't matter.
Just please, please stay with the group next time.
I almost had a heart attack.
I was this close to moving to California.
It's so cool in California Ms.
Baker, the zebra stole the key.
Clarence figured it out.
Thanks, buddy! Zoo powers! Bear hug! Go! Oof!