Courage the Cowardly Dog (1999) s03e11 Episode Script

Dome of Doom-Snowman's Revenge

We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog show! Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dog! You made me look bad! Mmm-hmm.
I need food! Where's my lunch? Right here.
You just don't have a green thumb like mine.
Why don't you and your thumb go into town and buy some groceries? What? And spend money? Huh? Happy birthday to me.
We at Mega-Veg are delighted that you and your family have volunteered to test our product.
Blah, blah, blah.
Never before in the annals of agriculture has mankind had an edible product that can withstand the harsh elements of nature.
Just get to the "free" part.
Planted under our new Millennium Geodesic Environmental Dome, and with just a few of our patented mega-seeds, and the press of a button, you'll have a garden that will be the envy of all your neighbors.
Don't got no neighbors! When do we eat? Just step inside your new dome home and let the growing begin.
Eh? Oh, no! I want my free food! Here's the seeds the nice man left us.
Cabbage, peas, tomatoes.
- Grow, you stupid plants! - Hold on, Eustace.
Oh! Oh.
Courage is outside! I ain't letting that storm in here.
Oh! Courage.
I hope our little seeds survived.
Oh, my! Food.
Go pick it.
Let's start the harvest, Courage.
Oh, a honey bee must have gotten lost in here.
I know you're hungry, Courage.
I'll have that vegetable stew cooking in no time.
Courage, the olive oil is in the basement.
Would you fetch it for me? Eh? Muriel, get out of the way.
Eustace, you know those vegetables you want to eat? I think they want to eat us.
You're crazy! And if you ain't gonna cook for me, guess I'll have to feed myself.
Ah! Courage, help! Ow! Stupid dog! What's that? Oh, no! Oh! The button! Oh! Push it again.
Ooh! I never thought I'd be so happy to see frozen vegetables.
Where's my lunch? The vegetables are outside waiting to eat us and all you can think about is - Food! - Oh.
Huh? Ah Mmm.
Graze! Ah.
Finally, food.
Yay! Want more food! Ah! Where's my dinner? So, the old North Pole has melted away.
It was inevitable.
But I'll create a new frozen home where I can keep cool, thanks to my ingenious invention Cold Finger! You're the one with the Minus Touch.
But where should I make my new frozen home? Where? Where? Where? I can't go back to the North Pole.
Too many memories of friends who are melted.
So, I'll set up my new West Pole.
Right there.
Every time we go square dancing, you rip your pants on the first do-si-do.
Stupid do-si-do.
Well, would you look at that, Eustace? It's snowing.
Can't be snowing.
It's August.
Gotta get me some snow tires! Lovely.
Won't it be nice to get inside and get all warmed up? Ooh.
You must have set the thermostat too low, Eustace.
- Huh? - Oh, my! Who the heck are you? Man Snowman.
And that, my friend, is the West Pole, center of the new arctic region, which you will help me complete.
You, dog.
Keep us nourished with a steady supply of snow cones.
You, woman.
Keep me entertained.
Snowman cannot work if he's not entertained.
Oh! I'll have to get out my sitar! And you, old man, you shall keep watch from atop that pole to let me know when the snow has completely blocked out the sun.
Go! I ain't sitting on no pole.
Mean old bossy snowman.
I've got icicles on my blisters.
Fill her up.
The sun's blocked out.
You can come down now.
Enough music.
I must address you all.
Dog! I say, dog! You have served me well.
Now, I suppose you'll want to leave me.
Wait! Hear me out first.
You've become like family to me.
If you stay here in the West Pole, I'll welcome you as my fellow snowmen, snow people Snow creatures Slush puppies, differently Temperatured individuals.
Friend-sicles, chosen frozen people Snow-migos.
I'll just call you my fellow snowmen.
Will you stay? You will? Today, I feel like the luckiest guy on the surface of the barren frozen tundra.
How sad to be the last of the snowmen! My heart longs for my snowman friends from the old days.
The days before things got hot.
Well, I'll make it simple for you.
Not long ago, the North Pole was a frozen paradise.
But then something happened to the blanket of gas that wraps all around the planet, protecting it.
This blanket got weaker until It ripped! I was able to survive, but my friends weren't so lucky.
There was nothing I could do.
And you know whose fault it was? Huh? It was all the fault of man! Oh Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
This is Captain John Dilworth.
If you look out your window to the left, why, there's the hole in the ozone.
Yay! Oh! Whew! Huh? Yay! Oh, come on.
When you had the Old Maid, I picked it from you.
Now you have to pick it from me.
Snowman does not want to be the Old Maid.
Dog! Where have you been? More snow cones all around! Ah! Could it be? My old home.
My old friends.
Ah, Ivana! Let us go home.
Huh? Oh, my! What's Eh? Where's my pants? How do you like my new hat? Dog, prepare to meet your doom! Stupid dog! English March 2017