Cow and Chicken (1997) s02e15 Episode Script

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Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad wad proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Come on, you prize!
I know you are in there!
Any second now!
Now, now, kids!
You can't just dig around in those boxes!
You heard your mother!
You'll have to eat your way to the bottom!
"Air Meat!"
"In every box of Frosted Pork Lung Flakes"
"there is now a 'Slacks Off Express Card!'"
A credit card?
Well, tickle my fancy!
My little boy is growin' up.
You now have the responsibilities of a man.
Just, what is credit, anyways?
Why, son, it means you can buy
all the neat stuff you want --
right now!
But you have to pay it back, and quick,
or the interest will kill ya!
Weenie Emporium.
Excuse me, sir. About your card?
There's only twenty-five cents' credit on it!
You can't spend
more than twenty-five cents!
That means you can't afford to buy
all these weenies,
Mister Cheap-o!
Your card, sir. Next in line.
Oh, hello again.
What have we now?
Price check on aisle two,
for a teeny-weeny, tiny, super-economy,
cheapskate-size Weenie Bubble Gum
for the Chicken
with a twenty-five-cent credit limit!
Your card, your gum,
your copy of the credit-card slip.
My very first credit purchase!
Well, hello, boys! Just in time to pay up!
Does the word "interest" ring a bell?
Twenty cents for the gum,
five cents' interest.
What if both ain't got it?
If you don't pay me back,
I'm afraid there might be
a little teeny accident, such as
Such as that.
Let us get some cotton candy, Chicken!
We can use your card!
Excuse me?
Oh, hello, ladies.
You've come to pay me that interest, hm?
You'll pay me
or I'll make you cement tennis shoes,
like these!
They don't look too comfortable.
What do you mean?
They're real comfortable.
Sorry, gals.
Oh, my favorite guys again!
We're not thinking of shopping
without paying me my interest, are we?
Oh, that's a shame. Because
big accidents happen to little women
who don't pay their interest!
We can't pay you no interest.
Our Dad cut us off of our allowance
since Chicken got his credit card.
Just you wait, ladies! I'm comin' after you!
Uh-oh. Angry.
I've got to think of something better.
Dear Sweet Grandma! What's this?
Full moon tonight.
Cow's favorite doll, Crabs the Warthog.
I'll kidnap Crabs the Warthog doll
and hold him for ransom!
Then they'll be forced
to pay me my money!
Crabs the Warthog doll -- missing!
Who could have done such a thing?
Time to go to the bank,
my little cash Crabs!
the Wart
hog doll!"
"If you want to see him again,
you must bring your gum
to the pier at midnight!"
Come on, Chicken!
There is no time to lose!
All right, girls.
Let's have the gum and no funny stuff.
Not so fast, lady!
I want to see Crabs the Warthog doll first!
Well, if you insist!
Crabs, you Warthog doll!
Easy now.
Yes! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm
Oh, no! A-B-C gum?
"Already Been Chewed?"
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Pantsless Guy stuck to lamp post here!
I'm getting really annoyed here.
Iris out, already!
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