Cow and Chicken (1997) s03e01 Episode Script

Can Cow Come Out & Play?

Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud, he didn't care how. ♪
Cow! ♪
Chicken! ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Oh, nobody wants to play with me.
I don't understand why!
Crabs, The Warthog,
want to kiss Piles, The Beaver?
Piles, The Beaver,
want to kiss Crabs, The Warthog?
I now pronounce you Crabs,
The Warthog and Piles, The Beaver!
You may kiss Piles, The Beaver.
She's got Crabs, The Warthog!
Oh, I knowl have a Rapunzel Crabs'
Dream House in here somewhere!
Maybe she'll want to play.
Can Cow come out and play?
I wouldn't let Cow come out and play
unless you were the last man on Earth.
Unless I was "the last man on Earth."
Yay! There's a chance!
Hey, everybody! Free trailer!
Trailer for free here!
A free trailer?
Pinch me! I must be dreaming!
And do you, Slappy, take this
Free trailer!
Free trailer?
Did he say a free trailer?
Free trailer!
A free trailer?
A free trailer. Geez.
Free trailer?
Free trailer!
A free trailer!
I am the last man left in the world.
Now Cow will have to play with me!
Sorry, Crabs.
Piles just ran off with Manure, The Bear.
But I still love you.
There's a big, bright Red Guy at the door!
Oh, hello. I'm the last man on Earth.
Want to play?
Oh, I have to ask my Mom first.
Oh, Mom?
I do not know where she is right now.
But my Mom always says that
I am not supposed to play with strangers.
And you're pretty strange.
I've got Dreamy Crab's Dream House!
Want to play trucks?
Look out, Grandma! He's comin' right at ya!
Cops and Robbers.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Help, help, help, help!
Nice throw.
Tag, you're out!
What? I was safe!
Oh, you're blind as well as pantless!
Oh, bring it on, tubby-wubby.
Want to play?
Want to play dentist?
Play dress-up?
That's it!
I went to a lot of trouble locking
the whole world into that trailer.
The least you could do is play with me!
Is that where everyone is?
Oh, you are a very bad lady.
Super Cow! Al rescate!
Super Cow?
Oh, I can't believe I left both Cow
and Super Cow outside the trailer!
What are the odds?
Do you want to play?
She likes me.
Someone's finally playing with me.
Oh, Glory!
Someone finally played with The Red Guy!
Now I can die happy.
In fact, I'm so happy
I'm gonna free the world!
Be free, world! Yonder forth!
And populate!
Oh, have a nice day!
This is the happiest day of my life.
Oh, Mom, Dad, Big Brother! You're okay!
Oh, I was so worried about you!
Oh, you are a very bad ma
lady whatever you are
for locking up everyone
in the world in a trailer.
You know, kids?
Being locked up in a trailer
with the whole world
has taught us a valuable lesson.
Yeah? What is it?
Beats me!
But I'm sure it's valuable!
I think I liked it better in the trailer.
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