DC Super Hero Girls (2019) s01e01 Episode Script

Sweet Justice (Part 1)

1 [theme song playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! Oh.
Hello, Metropolis.
I'm Lex Luthor.
When I first started Lexcorp, I didn't set out to create an international corporate empire that would make me the youngest mega-billionaire in the world.
I did it for you.
Our researchers continue to make breakthroughs in everything from virtual reality to the genetically-enhanced turkey on your Thanksgiving table.
[bell dings.]
But even though we're the most powerful corporation in the world, you can purchase our products knowing that deep down, Lexcorp is a family company.
Isn't that right, Lena? [woman.]
Lexcorp cares As has become all too clear in recent months, despite having the likes of Superman looking out for her citizens, Metropolis is still in need of further super help.
This was the scene this morning in Midtown, where a small glimmer of hope may finally have arrived.
And now we're left with the question everyone is asking, "Who is this Wonder Woman?" [Gordon.]
Barbara, did you hear me? You know your homeroom number, right? [sighs in exasperation.]
Yes.
[Gordon.]
Aw, come on, pumpkin-pants.
I know it's tough starting a new school, but I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Dad! You're making me move in the middle of high school.
I loved Gotham City.
And I was right on the verge of finally, finally, finally finding my te - Uh, my group.
- Your, uh Your group? Yeah, you know.
My pack.
My crew.
My tribe.
My Oh.
Your, uh, clique.
Your clique.
My team.
[Gordon.]
Here it is.
Metropolis High.
Beautiful.
Don't worry, pumpkin-pants, you'll find a new clique.
[Kara.]
I'm just saying I don't know why I'm being punished for something I didn't do.
And we hear you saying you "didn't do it," Kara.
Let's reframe our thinking.
- [sighs.]
- [Kara's mother.]
Maybe a new school is less a punishment and more an adventure.
One that could help you be the best Kara you can be.
And as your legal guardians, it's our responsibility to help you on your journey to impulse control.
[grunts.]
- Have a great first day.
- Or don't.
Whatever's right for you.
[exclaims.]
Ow! [gasping.]
- Hi, my name's Babs.
- [whispers.]
Karen.
I'm new here.
It's my first day.
Have you been going here long? What's it like? Huh? [Karen.]
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye? [Zatanna.]
Bye, Daddy.
[horn honks.]
Z, you forgot your backpack.
Thanks, Daddy.
Toodles.
Okay, that was weird.
[indistinct chatter.]
Ooh, sorry about that.
[Jessica.]
I told you, Hal.
I don't believe in the Lantern Corps.
Their methods are too extreme.
Look, I don't make the rules.
[whimpers.]
- [Jessica.]
Take it, Hal.
- [gasps.]
- [Jessica.]
I don't want it.
- [Hal.]
No, Jess.
They chose you.
- [bell ringing.]
- [whimpers.]
[panting.]
Hey, guys, check out my new VR specs.
The podcast called her the Wonder Woman.
She took down some giant monster.
Geez! How many superheroes does Metropolis have? [bell ringing.]
I don't know.
But I'm gonna find out.
Okay, Metropolis High, let's do this.
[slurping.]
[laughing.]
[growling.]
[grunts.]
- Whoa! - [grunts.]
Leave her alone, you big bully.
[Zatanna.]
My hair.
My hair! [grunts.]
[gasps and grunts.]
[all grunting.]
Food fight! - [laughing.]
- [all grunting.]
[laughs.]
[all yelling indistinctly.]
Enough! - I said enough! - [all gasp.]
- [all grunting.]
- You five, let's go.
[all.]
Huh? Detention on the first day of school.
[clicks tongue.]
I hope you all have good attorneys.
What are you gonna do? Sue me 'cause I have better aim than you? Ooh, I knew you threw those potatoes! [Jessica.]
Now, let's not start fighting again.
[Kara.]
You threw more nuggets than anyone! Um, for the record, if I offended anyone, I'm truly very sorry.
[squeals.]
We found her just walking around the streets.
Cutting class on the first day of school.
[clicks tongue.]
Get in here with the other delinquents while I find out which homeroom you're in.
[gasps.]
- Oh! - That's She's - Gorgeous! - Is that [gasps.]
The Wonder Woman.
[Kara scoffs.]
That's no wonder woman.
It's just some dumb cosplay girl.
I am no girl.
I am Diana, Princess of the Amazons.
I alone survived the 21 tests of the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite.
By right, I am not a girl, but a woman.
Trust me, Princess, you do not want to start with me.
- Is this a challenge? - [chuckles.]
For you, maybe.
Very well.
I shall allow you first strike.
All right.
But you asked for it.
[grunts.]
Again! [grunting.]
[both grunting.]
Why don't you just stand still? [all gasping.]
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
Are you all [Wonder Woman screaming.]
[grunting.]
[both grunting.]
[both yelling.]
[both grunt and groan.]
[Jessica.]
Both of you, stop! - Fighting is never the answer.
- [Karen.]
Yes! [grunts.]
The answer is [squeaky voice.]
Running away.
[grunting continues.]
Oh, my gosh.
And then Aiden said [grunting continues.]
Teacher's coming.
[doorknob rattling.]
[grunts.]
[door creaks.]
[casting spell in other language.]
Everything all right in here? - Mmm-hmm.
Yes, Mr.
Chapin.
- All right.
Good.
I, um, forgot my keys.
A-ha! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew you were super.
I knew it the minute I saw you dent that car door because no ordinary person could possibly slam a door that hard.
And then when you spilled all those weird metal thingies on the bus, I knew there was something weird going on with you, too.
And then you, all of a sudden, had your backpack, and I was like, "That's weird.
" And then I overheard you talking to that cute boy about some Corps thing and some ring and I knew something was up, so I decided to start a food fight so that we all get detention together, which totally worked.
And then you, I wasn't planning on you showing up at all.
So that's just like a huge bonus anyway.
My plan was that you'd all keep fighting once we got to detention and all get so worked up that you'd be forced to reveal that you're super and guess what, so am I! The one and only Batgirl.
Great! Another cosplayer.
Huzzah! At last.
A sister-in-arms.
Never had I dreamed I would encounter the warrior spirit of an Amazon upon entering the world of man.
For you see, it is my quest, my crusade, my destiny, to bring the Amazon way of peace and prosperity to man's world, and to rid it of all evil.
The gods bestowed this honor upon me and I feared I alone should have to carry my burden.
But now Now I have a sister by my side.
[gasps.]
No, no, no, no.
- Five sisters.
- Uh, nope.
I use my powers, I get in trouble.
Every single time.
Not me.
I'm not fighting anyone.
[chuckles.]
Sorry.
I'm an artiste.
Not a police officer.
Um, I'm not really that good at it.
[Wonder Woman.]
Cowards! I speak of destiny.
The same mantle of greatness the gods bestowed upon me, they have also bestowed upon you.
Plus, come on, you guys! How can you not be excited about heroes and villains and fighting crime and hidden lairs and secret identities and stuff? Um, the trick with secret identities, my dear, is that, in order to remain secret, one must convincingly pass as a normal human being.
Okay, tell you what.
You guys give being a team a teensie try, she'll teach us how to be heroes and you can give her a makeover.
- Deal? - [Zatanna sighs.]
Who am I to say no to a makeover? Um Okay.
Good for you, Karen.
I'll try, too, but only to support and encourage Karen's brave decision.
Fine.
Whatever.
Yes! It's settled.
Super awesome super hero-ness, here we come!
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