Doctor Who - Documentary s01e09 Episode Script

Restoring the Aztecs

- Look at that! - I am.
It's an Aztec mask.
He must've been a priest.
The Aztecs were Mexicans.
We must be on Earth again.
- I wonder what year it is.
- He must've died around 1430.
- How do you know? - These are from their early period.
- That's what I call knowing a subject! - That was one of my specialities.
- Look at that! - I am.
It's an Aztec mask.
He must've been a priest.
The Aztecs were Mexicans.
We must be on Earth again.
- I wonder what year it is.
- He must've died around 1430.
- How do you know? - These are from their early period.
- That's what I call knowing a subject! - That was one of my specialities.
(THUNDER) With death came rain.
(THUNDER) With death came rain.
Not today, thank you.
- Doctor, I - I said, not today, thank you.
Oh, no! (COUGHS) - Oh, no! - I've dealt with it.
- You've ruined it! - But it was on fire! Three months of work and now look, you ham-fisted bun vendor! The place might've gone up in flames! My dear young lady Not today, thank you.
- Doctor, I - I said, not today, thank you.
Oh, no! (COUGHS) - Oh, no! - I've dealt with it.
- You've ruined it! - But it was on fire! Three months of work and now look, you ham-fisted bun vendor! The place might've gone up in flames! My dear young lady You mock the arts of war.
I defy you to harm me! Pick up your club.
Don't worry.
He'll be all right.
There is a (NO SOUND ) You mock the arts of war.
I defy you to harm me.
Pick up your club.
Don't worry, he'll be all right.
There is a - What is it? - Don't know.
- There's a ramp here.
- Yes, and a door.
- Is it a wall? - I hardly think so, Zoe.
(SNIFFS) Phoar! That smell's a lot stronger round here.
- This is interesting.
- What, Doctor? - Metal, isn't it? - What, covered in moss and lichen? Metal? Would you say so? I think we'd better get away from here