Doraemon (2014) s01e04 Episode Script

Noby, The Great Illusionist

Hey, there.
My name is Doraemon.
I'm a super-sized, gizmo-ized, gadget cat from the future.
I get sent back in time to take care of this guy, Noby, but he's a mess! Doraemon! (Yelling) And that's where I come in.
To save the day with an amazing invention from my fourth dimensional secret gadget pocket.
But, things never turn out as planned.
Get ready, 'cuz here we go again.
Check it out! I got a Rogue Triceratops! I got a Swift Pteranodon! (Both) What Card-O-Saur did you get, Noby? A fluffy-bellied Velociraptor.
- Whoa! You got - Mm-mmm.
Hey, Noby, you're kinda bummed about getting that card, right? Yeah, I wanted something cooler and tougher, but this dinosaur looks like it's all soft and fluffy.
(chuckles) Big G, watch this.
Well, if you wanna dump that weak card, I have an extra T Rex if you wanna trade.
Whoa, really?! Sure! I mean, what are friends for, right? Wow, that's amazing! You're a good pal, Sneech.
(both chuckling) Yeah, you're awesome, Sneech.
Noby doesn't even have the slightest clue.
Huh? Slightest clue about what? Ya, noob! Everyone knows The Velociraptor is totally awesome! Yeah that thing's rare and super powerful! Wha? I want it back then.
(blows raspberry) Deal's a deal.
You lose! Hey, Noby, you ever get tired of being the chump all the time? Uh, yeah, actually I do! (Doraemon) You're kiddin' me?! Those guys intentionally lied just get you to hand over your cool Card-O-Saur? Yeah, they totally tricked me! Well, we have to find a way to get it back.
There's no way Sneech is just gonna fork it over.
Man! I hate being duped.
If only there was a way I could trick those guys for once.
- There's your answer! - Huh, where? The Great Illusionist Gear! Wear this getup, and you can trick anybody you want.
Anybody? Noby, The Great Illusionist! You just need a calling card to announce your intentions! Why do I need that? That's just how great Illusionists work.
It's even cooler when they've been warned, and you still fool 'em.
Fine, but, sounds like a pain to me.
OK, let's see, tonight I shall reclaim my swindled property.
The Velociraptor card "will go back to its rightful owner.
Signed Noby, The Great Illusionist.
" (laughing) More like The Great Delusionist.
(beeping) Ahh That's a lotta security! Don't worry.
You're The Great Illusionist.
Now go on, illusionate! Yeah, but how am I gonna get in there?! - You could try the gate.
- Huh?! - But there's lasers and cameras and - Not a problem.
The cape part of your Great Illusionist Gear lets you walk right past stuff like cameras and lasers.
Well, that's cool.
Nice kitty, kitty.
(panting) - It worked.
I got through! - (whispering) Magic! (giggling) - Sneech, dear.
- Yeah, Mom.
What's up? Whoa! Uh, Mom, somethin' seems odd here.
Have you like, shrunk? (giggles) Just your imagination.
But enough about that! I heard you got a letter from The Great Illusionist, is that true? Aw, that's just Noby pulling some prank.
Still, you can't be too careful with these sort of things.
Don't you think it's best to put the item in question in the safe? Yeah, I guess so.
Here.
I warned you this is going to happen.
The Velociraptor card is now mine! Mom, you're freakin' me out! Guess you didn't see through my clever disguise! The Great Illusionist can never be stopped! - Noby?! - Ha! Magic! Huh? Curse you, Great Illusionist! (Noby) Oh, man, that was so much fun! (Giggles) Glad it worked.
Now you can give me back The Great Illusionist Gear! Hmm, let me have it one more day.
Tomorrow night we're goin' to Big G's house to get that.
Beast Mask comic he took from me.
All right, but don't you blame me if something bad happens.
I'm serious! He had this weird outfit on.
I think Noby's like a wizard or somethin'.
What? For real? Mmm-hmm.
It all started when I found this card.
- See this one here.
It was like that.
- Huh? (both scream) "Tonight I'll reclaim what's rightfully mine.
My Beast Mask comic.
" It's another warning from Noby The Great Illusionist! This is gonna be good.
Wait 'til he sees what I've got planned.
(giggles) Hey, Big G.
I need to trace some pictures for art class.
Can I borrow Beast Mask comic? Hey, sis, this is perfect timing! Help me eat some of these.
- Huh? - I won't take no for an answer! Huh? You need to eat more, anyway.
You're all skin and bones! (nervous giggle) Yeah, you're right.
That was really tasty.
Thanks for the snack.
There's still more.
No need to stop now.
Seriously, I'm totally full.
I ate a whole lot at dinner.
Hmm? Normally, you can put away a ton of these things, even after you've had a big dinner.
What the heck's going on? Wait, you're not my sister.
You're Noby! - Uh, maybe.
- Why you little sneak! I'll get you, Noby! This isn't over! - (sneezes) So cold.
(Shivering) - (panting) That was really close.
Really? You're not wearing shorts.
- Awkward.
- Yeah, you're tellin' me.
(chuckling) Oh, man, this guy's I'll try the invisibility trick! (giggles) - (floor creaks) - Eh Who's out there?! Huh? (shrieking) Huh, weird.
You knew he couldn't see you and you still ran away? I panicked, OK? I thought Big G might be able to sense I was there.
Well, he could definitely sense you're a great big chicken.
OK, he should be asleep by now.
This is it.
Big G's room is right under here.
Great.
Let me just get out the Pass Loop.
(snoring) Look at that, he's sound asleep.
This is gonna be easy.
- Hm.
I'm not so sure.
- Hmm? He's set up one serious trap.
Now what? This is why the pros always wear a cape! (giggles) Well, here goes nothin'! Doraemon, lower me down! On it! (gasping, straining) Close! Too close! I'm good! I'm still good.
- Blueberry pancakes.
- (exhales) - Huh? (Screams) - (grunts) Talk to me, Noby! Are you OK? Yeah, I'm just great.
(Doraemon) Stop wasting time! Hurry up and get that Beast Mask comic back! Well, I'd like to but I can't quite reach.
"Have I mentioned how much I really hate mice?" - (Noby screams) - Oopsie.
What the heck, Noby!? I'm not Noby.
I'm The Great Illusionist.
Now you see me, now you don't.
Magic! What the? - (Noby laughs) - Nicely done.
Eah, now my Beast Mask comic is back safe and sound.
Huh? (Screeching) No! Uh, what seems to be problem? He set you up! This book is a fake! OK, Big G, this is far from over.
Where are you hiding my comic? Use your Scanner-Vision.
- You turn it on by craftily stroking your mustache.
- That's so cool! Start scannin'.
- (electronic humming) - Whoa! Hey! I see it! It's right there! Okie-dokie.
Hm? - Bad news! Big G seems to be sleeping on it! - Whaa?! If he sees me again, it is so not gonna be pretty.
That's why we have to be extra careful and make sure we don't wake him.
Can you raise him up just a little more? (Doraemon) I can't.
He's too heavy.
The cape won't hold him.
I'm gonna pound you! - (groans) - He was just talking in his sleep.
Uh, yeah.
OK.
I can see that now.
I think I just tasted his big toe.
Ah, disgusting! - (groans) - (gasps) I see stars.
Toe jam and stars.
That hurt! Think you could pull one over on me?! - Save yourself! - But my comic! - (Doraemon) Leave it! - You are dead meat, Noby! - Magic, magic, magic! - Come on, Noby, hurry! Don't come back.
Or else! Oh, man, that hurt! Not cool man, not cool.
Wait, did I? - Sweet! - (both) Magic! (Sneech) You can eat as many of those as you want.
- Whoa.
Do you mean it? - Yep.
Totally.
Nice! Pinch me, I'm dreaming, you invite me to your house to eat all these yummy buns?! Nope, I'm not dreaming! Oh, no.
Too many.
Too quick.
(groans) Why did I eat so many? (Sneech) You know, if you wanted Doraemon, I could get you an awesome treat of your choice every single day.
An awesome treat?! My choice?! Every single day?! Yeah, all you'd have to do is leave Noby's house and live here at my place.
Do wha? If had a robot like you I'd give him anything he wanted.
Anything he wanted.
(grunts) What kind of earless robot cat from the future does he think I am?! I can't believe Sneech tried to pull that on me.
I told him there's no way I'd trade you for a plate of awesome yumminess.
Then I bid him good day.
Ah, thanks, buddy.
You're the best! - (grunts) - (doorbell rings) (both) Huh? What? Come on, you can't be serious.
You want me to pay you back for all those yummy buns? That right, that's what I said.
If you won't become my robot then you need to replace all the yummy buns you ate.
(groans) But I ate like a ton of 'em.
And don't skimp, they'd better be the good kind.
- The limited edition ones.
- Well, how many snacks did you eat? - Uh, like two or three dozen.
- Huh! Or we could make a deal.
Help me with my problem, and we'll call it even.
(both groaning) You see, there's this person that I wanna make friends with.
But no matter what I do it's not enough.
He never seems to notice me.
If only I could fill this emptiness in my soul with friends instead of things then Come on, Doraemon! Help him out.
There must be something you can do.
Yeah, I guess so.
The Buddy Beacon and Remote! You put this little bug on the person you wanna be your friend, and you use the controller here to transform them.
When you switch this thing on, whoever it is will feel bound to you by an unbreakable bond of friendship.
- Even be my best friend? - Mm-hm.
Sweet.
Thanks, guys! (Laughing) It's kinda sad he has to use a gadget to make friends, but I'm glad you helped him.
Yep, sure did.
At least I'll never be lonely, 'cause I've got you, Doraemon.
Yeah, Noby, and I've got you.
- (both laughing) - (panting) - Too easy! - Oh, yeah? Gotcha! Slow down, buddy.
And then guess what happened.
You're not going to believe it.
I'm tellin' you, Doraemon, it was totally crazy! Yeah, yeah.
Go on.
- Stop, that tickles! - (electronic ringing) (grunting) Where do you think Sneech is? I wanna go hang out with him.
- Sneech.
Sneech! Where are you? - Um, hey.
What's goin' on? - (Sneech) Oh! Hey Doraemon! - Hey, look, it's Sneech! Boy, I've been looking all over for you.
Huh? I've seen that controller before.
That's for the Buddy Beacon! Yeah, but how? When did he And how did he attach it to Doraemon? You and me are best buds forever, right? Yeah, of course, Sneech.
You and me have always been best pals.
(gasping) This can't be happening.
What are you doing? Please Doraemon! Doraemon! Come on, please, don't go.
Don't do this to me! This guy's bumming me out.
Let's ditch him.
Sure, Sneech, whatever you say.
(groans) Why can't we all just be alone? (both giggling) Huh? Hey, who put clothes on a gorilla? (grunting) What'd you call me? Sorry, Big G, but you can't tell me what to do anymore.
See, I've got a new friend who's always got my back.
- Right? - Right.
- (screams) - We'll see about that.
My best friend is in trouble! Air Cannon! Whoa! (groans) Ouch! If I don't get that tracker off him, who knows what Sneech will make him do.
I've gotta find out where he put it and destroy that thing! The dude was, like, way up there! - Hey.
- Huh? Hand over that soccer ball you guys are playing with and get lost.
Yeah, right.
Who does he think he is? Get real, you can't just come here and boss us around.
Go on, Doraemon.
Take that ball from these chumps.
But these guys were already using it.
And here I was thinking you and me were besties.
Fine, if you won't do it then I'll get it myself.
- (screams) - Come here.
Hey, Sneech, how's it taste sucking on my sock? - You make a good foot rest, Sneech! - Totally! Help me get the ball.
Just hang in there, buddy.
I'm on my way! (all yelling and grunting) (beeping) Huh? What am I doing and how did I get here? Oh, well.
Best buddy, where are you going?! - (bell rings) - (all grunt) Aw, man, manipulating your friends is way harder than I thought.
- Doraemon! - Huh? - Noby! There you are! - You're you again! (both laughing) Hey, somehow or other, Sneech put that Buddy Beacon on you.
Hmm, hmm.
Sneech did what?! We've gotta find it and take if off quick.
If we don't then he's gonna make you his best friend again.
It doesn't seem to be down here.
Not really my best angle.
Wait a sec! How 'bout under my collar?! (straining) So hard to reach.
- I dunno.
I don't see anything! - Maybe it's in the bell.
(groans) Nope, nothin'.
- (beeping) - (grunts) Is that my old pal, Sneech? The controller was broken, but I fixed it! There you are Sneech! Where have you been? I've been looking everywhere.
I missed - (yelps) - (buzzing) Man, it stopped working again.
Hey, Noby! - (groans) Sneech is my bosom buddy.
- (gasps) Now it's workin'.
Huh? (Groans) - Coming, compadre.
- (beeping) Not true, Noby! - (beeping) - On my way old chum, how are you - (beeping) - I don't mean it.
- (beeping) - Amigo, I'll be right - (beeping) - It's all lies! Doraemon! It's the Buddy Beacon.
It's messing with your head! Get rid of it! He yaps too much.
Make him gone.
- "The Punch Packer" - (screams) - Let's go hang out at my place.
- Sure! (whimpering) My best buddy is gone.
(both laughing) Doraemon, don't leave me! I want my blue robot cat back! Hey! You got a gadget that'll do my homework? But if you don't do your homework, you won't learn anything.
Aw, come on.
Are you my best friend or not? All right, fine.
The Study Bot.
- (electronic beeping) - (giggling) You know How 'bout a gadget that could turn me into an amazing singer.
And then a famous movie star! And, of course, a celebrity athlete.
That's one fan club I am definitely not joining.
What was that?! Don't forget who has the controller here.
You're supposed to do whatever I tell you to.
Remember? 'Cause we're best friends and all? - (gasps) - (buzzing) (gasps) Aw, come on! Work already, will ya? This thing keeps turning on and off again.
(Giggles) - Sneech.
- (beeping) Now it stopped.
- (beeping) - Palsy-walsy.
- (beeping) - (gasps) I've gotta get outta here! I've no idea what he'll ask me to do next.
Get back here! You can't leave me! You're my robot now! Doraemon I can't believe I've lost my bestest friend in the whole wide world.
Hey.
Watch where you're goin' there.
Oh, uh (groans) Wait.
That's Doraemon! And the famous wrestler, Sumo Guy! - Do you know this little blue dude? - Yeah.
Sorry.
But he just smacked into me from outta nowhere.
Doraemon! Are you OK? The Buddy Beacon! - Noby, is that you? - You're back! A best friend is someone who's always there to pick you up when you fall.
I bet Sneech put this tape on here and tossed it in your path knowing you'd walk right on it.
- (beeping) - I wanna hang out with Sneech.
Friendship makes me even happier than pizza.
Time to say goodbye, Buddy Beacon.
Perfect.
- (grunting) - (beeps) (giggles) It's working again! Come back to Sneech! (gasps) (footsteps approaching) (screaming) (both giggling) Well, that's over.
Sneech just found his true besty.
No! We are not best friends.
Oh, yes, we are my little palsy-walsy.
I'm gonna be stuck on you like a fly to glue! Somebody help me!
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