Dragon Ball (1986) s02e03 Episode Script

Find That Stone!

Now then, let's turn the house to a capsule and take it with us, shall we? But how are we going? I don't think we can take Kinto Un.
I'm getting a boat out.
So then, "Let's go!" Uh, Lunch-san? Yes? Do us a favor, and while we're riding in the boat, don't sneeze, okay? Leave it to me! Lunch, the girl who Goku and Kuririn brought back with them as a fee for their training, is a very odd person! Every time she sneezes, she either becomes very gentle or very violent! W- who the hell are you!? However, as a result of bringing the Pichi-pichi gal Lunch home with them, Goku and Kuririn are now about to receive their training from the Turtle Hermit.
What's more, in order to carry out their training, they have come to have to move from their little island to a larger one.
"Training The Rock Hunt" Now then, shall we do some light training until supper? If you would be so kind.
Goku's not here! Where did he go? The other boy? He got on that strange cloud and flew off, saying he was going to see what was on the island.
Old-timer! There are a lot of other houses here! Of course there are! There are at least 300 other residents on this island, after all.
Never mind that, come down here quick! The training is starting! For real!? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! We're finally training! Oh boy, oh boy! What a frivolous kid! I'll show him my true abilities, and put some distance between us! Um, am I doing this too? Well, either way.
You can do whatever you like.
Then I'm going to go prepare some supper - sup per Well, I'll be making supper! Good luck! O- oh, she was yawning? S- she sure startled me! F- fool! If you get jittery over something like that, you'll never become a complete man! My humble apologies.
And so, we're about to begin your training, huh? Kuririn, have you had any experience with martial arts? Yes! I studied for eight years at Orinji Temple before this.
I see.
Then both of you should have the fundamentals out of the way.
Now then, I think I'll have you show me what you're capable of.
Ready? From this rock to that tree is exactly 100 meters.
How many seconds will it take you to run that far? 100 meters, you say? Being able to run fast doesn't make you a better martial artist, but there's no better way to gauge the strength of your legs.
I will run first.
Oh, aren't you sure of yourself? Yes, I will show you the kind of feet that could even make it into the Olympics.
Okay, let's go! Ready! Ho, incredible! 10.
4 seconds! This is really something! My, 10.
4, is it? My personal best is 10.
1, you know.
Well, under the conditions, I suppose that's about right.
He-y, Old-timer! Can I run too? Oh, all right! Here goes! Ready! What kind of stance is that? Oh, Goku is pretty fast too, huh? Oh, just over 11 seconds.
That's pretty fast too, but not enough to keep up with Kuririn.
Aw, it's just unfortunate for him to be placed together with me.
Goku is pretty good too, isn't he? You guys appear to have your legs in good shape.
Say, Old-timer, can I change shoes and run it again? What's this? Are you going to blame your losing to me on your shoes? Take a good look.
My shoes aren't exactly made for track either.
My shoes are all busted up.
Look.
All right, these are better! Old-timer! I'm ready! All right! Well, here goes! Ready! Eigh-8.
5! Is that fast? W- what kind of training have you been doing!? I've been running around in the mountains.
That's insanely fast! You guys are really something! However, you're still on a human level.
For you to become a complete martial artist, you have go beyond the human level.
That's where it gets tough.
Kuririn, measure my time.
Muten Roshi-sama, are you running too? Yeah.
I haven't been getting enough exercise lately, so we'll have to see how it goes.
Old-timer! Are you ready!? J- just a moment Okay, any time you like! Then, here goes! Ready! That's fast! How many seconds? 5.
6 5.
6, huh? Not too bad.
That's about right.
You're really incredible after all, Old-timer! This is what it is to surpass humans.
With your youth, depending on your training, you will even be able to break five seconds! That's the first time I've run in a while, and now I'm thirsty.
Goku, would you go fetch a beer for me? Beer? What's a beer? I- I will go get one for you.
Hmm, Goku, in order for one to make the martial arts their own, it takes knowledge.
You'll have to do some special training in that area, won't you? As I expected, Muten Roshi-sama is incredible! He's not just a dirty old man! Excuse me, I've come to get Roshi-sama a beer! Sure! What a valiant helper! That sneeze just now! What are you doing, you rotten scum!? Hold still so I can kill you! Ho! 100 meters in 8.
8 seconds! Kuririn has come very close to human limits! I'm gonna rip you apart! Huh? I wonder what I'm doing here.
Oh, dear! Oh, the sun is just getting ready to set.
There is a delicious, delicious supper waiting for us inside the house.
Let's put off the real serious training until tomorrow, and until supper starts, we're going to have another test to determine your abilities.
Are we running again? No, this time we're doing this oof! Take a good look at this rock.
Have you seen it? We see it, all right What are you doing with that rock? I'm doing this! Ho-ho! That flew pretty far! Is this a test of how far we can throw rocks? I don't quite understand how the Old-timer thinks.
This is not a test of throwing rocks.
It's a test of finding rocks.
You mean the rock you just threw? Searching for something may not seem like much, but this requires an awful lot of mental strength and concentration.
In this case, physical strength is also necessary.
Got it? Whoever finds it and brings it back here first wins.
Whichever one loses also goes without supper! Goes without supper!? However If thirty minutes goes by and neither of you have found it, you both go without supper.
So, I wonder which one of you will find it.
Damn! There's no place to get a foothold! There's nothing to do but go around.
You idiot! Are you trying to die!? I did this plenty of times in the mountains, so it's nothing to me! Yow-ow-ow-ow! Supper! Supper! Hey, rock! Where are you!? Is that guy even human? Oh, no! He's gotten ahead of me! Damn, I have to take the long way around! Hold on.
It's nearly impossible to find a little rock in that jungle in thirty minutes.
That's it.
That's it! If I were to do that! All right! This is just the right size.
I beg your pardon! I beg your pardon! What is it? I'm terribly sorry, but could I borrow a sign-pen for just a moment? - A sign-pen? - Yes.
I'm starting to pick up the Old-timer's smell.
It's around here, huh? This will do it! Thanks! What a strange little monk.
Now, if I act like I went to a lot of effort to find this! Those hips! What are you fixing for us tonight? Pot stew! I bought a delicious-looking fish at the market earlier.
I'm looking forward to it! Muten Roshi-sama! Huh? Kuririn-san! Oh, my! I'm sorry! Kuririn, what is it? I- I barely managed to find it! Oh, Kuririn, that was quick! Let's have a look.
You think you can fool me!? That isn't my handwriting! Please excuse me! Damn! There's no way I'm going to find it in here! That was a close one! W- what is the deal with this jungle? I did it!! Here it is!! That voice! It's Hey, Goku! Did you find the rock!? Now I can eat supper! You did really well to have found it, huh? It carried the smell of the Old-timer, you know.
What are you, a dog? However, we can't be sure that's the real one.
But the Old-timer's character is written on it right here.
No, it might be a replica.
I fell for one of them earlier.
Really? Let me borrow it for a second.
Hold up, you rotten fink! That was dirty! No way! The competitive world is an unforgiving one! Hold it! Hold it! Supper is mine! W- what a persistent guy! Damn, at this point We'll fight it out! You want us to go!? That's just what I was hoping for! Let me just say now, it's not my problem if you regret this later! I just defeated a terrible sabre tiger with these hands moments ago! Hmph! I've beaten any number of those guys up in the mountains! You give up? I- I give up! If you give up, give me the rock.
You're impossibly strong, huh? Where on Earth did you learn all that? Here.
Go get it! Y- you dirty snake! Nyah-nyah! The real one is right here! This time for certain! Muten Roshi-sama! Not again! This time, it is the real one.
Unmistakable.
This is the rock that I threw.
You've done well.
This contest goes to Kuririn.
Why, thank you.
How is it? - Lunch-san, delicious! - Yeah, this is quite good! Here, Muten Roshi-sama, have another shot.
Fine, fine! Lunch-chan, you're a very good cook, aren't you? Very much so! No, not at all! By the way, what kind of fish is this? I'm sure the fishmonger said it was a "fugu" pufferfish.
R- really? M- my stomach! M- me too Now that you mention it, me too Wow, great weather! Old-timer! Let's hurry and pick up from yesterday! No, let's take the day off.
Goku's training will keep going on and on.
However, it will only continue when the Turtle Hermit's health returns to him.
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