Dragon Ball (1986) s03e02 Episode Script
Pilaf and the Mystery Force
Kill! "Pilaf and the Mysterious Army" Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Dragon Ball, I'll get it! Goku, who is now alone, Dragon Ball, I'll get it! Set out once again on a journey to find the Dragon Balls.
Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Dragon Ball, I'll get it! What Goku wants is the memento of his grandfather, Son Gohan.
Namely, ONLY the 4-star ball.
They say it can fulfill any dream exactly as a person wishes and desires A drama secretly hidden in the dreams of days long, long ago The miracles set into the seven balls will revive here and now Come out, dragon, just for me This heart is really throbbing Be courageous, far away Come out, dragon, just for me Because I want you to grant my wish Chase your dreams, far away Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Dragon Ball, I'll get it! That sure is strange I wonder if this is broken? S-stay away, monster! I said stay away! H-hey! What are you! Pilaf-sama! What's the matter? Good morning! Oh uh sometimes sleeping on the floor is really nice! You're always sleeping on the floor.
Q-quiet! What do you want?! You have business with me? Oh, that's right, Pilaf-sama! I have big news! We've picked something up on our radar! What!? About 200 kilometers to the southwest! There's a Dragon Ball there There is?! Yes! What are you crying for? Give me back my slipper.
Here.
I was smiling! Stupid idiot! 1 year and 15 days since then I haven't forgotten about you for a single day How embarrassing I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to the Dragon Balls! Well done! Idiot! I will allow none to get in my way.
This time this time for sure I will become the ruler of the world! Pilaf-sama! You shouldn't open the windows! Because we're above the clouds! H-help me! It h-hurts! A-are you all right!? Wake up! Hey! Get up! Dork! I- I'm sorry! That was rude of me! I beg you, please don't let go! Meanwhile, on the ground, there was a mysterious army heading in the same direction as Pilaf and the others.
Man, am I hungry My stomach won't get filled if I just sleep here Guess I'll go do some of my work! This feels great! Ah, that was refreshing! G-gone! It's been so long since I had some good food! Who took my things? This isn't any good.
I can't tell at all That's it! Extend! Nyoibou! Extend! Extend! Extend more! There it is! Revert, Nyoibou! He got away Oh, well.
Let's see Nyoibou, my clothes, the knapsack Huh?! The radar! The Dragon Radar I received from Bulma is gone! Stinky! Oh no Without that, I can't find Grandpa's memento There's nothing I can do, I guess I'll just look for it! Is it really in this town? Yes.
We do not know its precise location, but according to our radar, a Dragon Ball was definitely detected within a 1-mile radius of here.
We have to get it by any means necessary Because if we lack even 1 of the 7 Dragon Balls, they're of no use at all.
I am fully aware of that.
However, how do we go about finding it? Isn't it YOUR job to figure that out?! Geez, there's no way it'll turn up if all we do is walk around aimlessly! If you cooperate I won't take your lives.
Do you know anything about a Dragon Ball? It won't do you any good to hide it.
W-we don't know W-what is it? I see.
But to be sure, we'll have to search for it.
Begin! Stop it! Stop! Mister! Hello! Huh? Oh, it's you.
Stay away, you smell bad.
W-what do you think of this? Not bad, is it? What is this? I dunno myself Wonder what it could be It isn't a watch How much will you buy it for? Huh? Oh, right Well, About 200 Zeni I suppose, what do you say? What? Don't give me that! It's an expensive-looking gizmo in perfect condition! Stay away, you reek! You don't even know what it is and you're telling me to pay you lots of money for it?! And it's probably just something you stole, anyway! If you don't want the money that's fine with me.
Damn it Alright, fine.
Really? Okay then Here.
Now I can endure another day! Well, I'll see you later! Stinky Well? Do you think it looks good on me? It is very becoming of you.
Sir, I see that you have an expert eye! That crown is an item with a great deal of history.
It was the favorite of Emperor Aremasandaru, who created a kingdom in the north about 300 years ago.
Hmm But this jewel is a tad small, isn't it You're right.
It's too inadequate for a person such as yourself.
Come inside.
I believe I have some items that will interest you.
I- is that so? Okay Pilaf-sama, this isn't the time to be shopping Silence! I know that, I'm just going to take a look! Come right this way Stinky! It's him! Hey you! Stop! I give up! I give up! Give me back the Dragon Radar! That watch thingy? I sold it to the antique shop owner! Antique shop? What's that? Everything here is of superior quality, sir.
But they lack the showiness needed for decorating my room.
You wouldn't happen to be the king of some kingdom, would you? So you can tell? That's it! My face is worth that much?! He isn't talking about that.
I see.
In that case, things are different, King! I have something I picked up for people just like you! Let's see I won't accept any half-assed goods, I'm a king after all! Please leave it to me.
This is a jewel among jewels! This has been passed down for thousands of years from king to king.
It's a shining orb that is said to grant its owner the power to rule over all and control the world.
It's known as a Dragon Ball I see! A Dragon Ball? In that case, I W-what did you say? It's a Dragon Ball, King.
T-the four-star ball! In a place like this? You're the only ones I've shown it to! Would you like to purchase Take it all! Ah! There it is! Come again! This is a good omen! At this rate we'll get the other 6 without a hitch! You were from that other time! You're that monster! This is mine! I paid lots of money to get it! Is that a Dragon Ball? S-shut up! Run! Hey, wait! How many stars are on that? Four, you runt! He seems to have said it's a 4-star ball.
It's my grandpa's memento! Damn! That belongs to my grandpa! Give it back! What is that? Kinto Un! Wait right there! I'm coming after you! He's chasing us! What?! Pilaf-sama! What?! Something seems odd with the Dragon Radar We're here.
But for some reason the Dragon Ball is being picked up over here A Dragon Ball, right? One moment, please I- I'll lower the price just for you, Mister Stupid A fake! An ordinary glass ball!? Speak up! Where's the real one! I've only heard of Dragon Balls in fairy tales.
I don't know, honest! Don't lie! We've traced its location to here! I'm not lying! I've never even once believed that any such things exist in this world! It's the truth! You still want to play ignorant?! Take him! It has to be somewhere inside the store! Search! A bird clasping the real Dragon Ball flies far and high into the sky So, will the one to eventually obtain it be Goku or Pilaf? Or will it be the mysterious, tough men who are dressed in military uniforms? minouhse
Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Dragon Ball, I'll get it! What Goku wants is the memento of his grandfather, Son Gohan.
Namely, ONLY the 4-star ball.
They say it can fulfill any dream exactly as a person wishes and desires A drama secretly hidden in the dreams of days long, long ago The miracles set into the seven balls will revive here and now Come out, dragon, just for me This heart is really throbbing Be courageous, far away Come out, dragon, just for me Because I want you to grant my wish Chase your dreams, far away Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Dragon Ball, I'll get it! That sure is strange I wonder if this is broken? S-stay away, monster! I said stay away! H-hey! What are you! Pilaf-sama! What's the matter? Good morning! Oh uh sometimes sleeping on the floor is really nice! You're always sleeping on the floor.
Q-quiet! What do you want?! You have business with me? Oh, that's right, Pilaf-sama! I have big news! We've picked something up on our radar! What!? About 200 kilometers to the southwest! There's a Dragon Ball there There is?! Yes! What are you crying for? Give me back my slipper.
Here.
I was smiling! Stupid idiot! 1 year and 15 days since then I haven't forgotten about you for a single day How embarrassing I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to the Dragon Balls! Well done! Idiot! I will allow none to get in my way.
This time this time for sure I will become the ruler of the world! Pilaf-sama! You shouldn't open the windows! Because we're above the clouds! H-help me! It h-hurts! A-are you all right!? Wake up! Hey! Get up! Dork! I- I'm sorry! That was rude of me! I beg you, please don't let go! Meanwhile, on the ground, there was a mysterious army heading in the same direction as Pilaf and the others.
Man, am I hungry My stomach won't get filled if I just sleep here Guess I'll go do some of my work! This feels great! Ah, that was refreshing! G-gone! It's been so long since I had some good food! Who took my things? This isn't any good.
I can't tell at all That's it! Extend! Nyoibou! Extend! Extend! Extend more! There it is! Revert, Nyoibou! He got away Oh, well.
Let's see Nyoibou, my clothes, the knapsack Huh?! The radar! The Dragon Radar I received from Bulma is gone! Stinky! Oh no Without that, I can't find Grandpa's memento There's nothing I can do, I guess I'll just look for it! Is it really in this town? Yes.
We do not know its precise location, but according to our radar, a Dragon Ball was definitely detected within a 1-mile radius of here.
We have to get it by any means necessary Because if we lack even 1 of the 7 Dragon Balls, they're of no use at all.
I am fully aware of that.
However, how do we go about finding it? Isn't it YOUR job to figure that out?! Geez, there's no way it'll turn up if all we do is walk around aimlessly! If you cooperate I won't take your lives.
Do you know anything about a Dragon Ball? It won't do you any good to hide it.
W-we don't know W-what is it? I see.
But to be sure, we'll have to search for it.
Begin! Stop it! Stop! Mister! Hello! Huh? Oh, it's you.
Stay away, you smell bad.
W-what do you think of this? Not bad, is it? What is this? I dunno myself Wonder what it could be It isn't a watch How much will you buy it for? Huh? Oh, right Well, About 200 Zeni I suppose, what do you say? What? Don't give me that! It's an expensive-looking gizmo in perfect condition! Stay away, you reek! You don't even know what it is and you're telling me to pay you lots of money for it?! And it's probably just something you stole, anyway! If you don't want the money that's fine with me.
Damn it Alright, fine.
Really? Okay then Here.
Now I can endure another day! Well, I'll see you later! Stinky Well? Do you think it looks good on me? It is very becoming of you.
Sir, I see that you have an expert eye! That crown is an item with a great deal of history.
It was the favorite of Emperor Aremasandaru, who created a kingdom in the north about 300 years ago.
Hmm But this jewel is a tad small, isn't it You're right.
It's too inadequate for a person such as yourself.
Come inside.
I believe I have some items that will interest you.
I- is that so? Okay Pilaf-sama, this isn't the time to be shopping Silence! I know that, I'm just going to take a look! Come right this way Stinky! It's him! Hey you! Stop! I give up! I give up! Give me back the Dragon Radar! That watch thingy? I sold it to the antique shop owner! Antique shop? What's that? Everything here is of superior quality, sir.
But they lack the showiness needed for decorating my room.
You wouldn't happen to be the king of some kingdom, would you? So you can tell? That's it! My face is worth that much?! He isn't talking about that.
I see.
In that case, things are different, King! I have something I picked up for people just like you! Let's see I won't accept any half-assed goods, I'm a king after all! Please leave it to me.
This is a jewel among jewels! This has been passed down for thousands of years from king to king.
It's a shining orb that is said to grant its owner the power to rule over all and control the world.
It's known as a Dragon Ball I see! A Dragon Ball? In that case, I W-what did you say? It's a Dragon Ball, King.
T-the four-star ball! In a place like this? You're the only ones I've shown it to! Would you like to purchase Take it all! Ah! There it is! Come again! This is a good omen! At this rate we'll get the other 6 without a hitch! You were from that other time! You're that monster! This is mine! I paid lots of money to get it! Is that a Dragon Ball? S-shut up! Run! Hey, wait! How many stars are on that? Four, you runt! He seems to have said it's a 4-star ball.
It's my grandpa's memento! Damn! That belongs to my grandpa! Give it back! What is that? Kinto Un! Wait right there! I'm coming after you! He's chasing us! What?! Pilaf-sama! What?! Something seems odd with the Dragon Radar We're here.
But for some reason the Dragon Ball is being picked up over here A Dragon Ball, right? One moment, please I- I'll lower the price just for you, Mister Stupid A fake! An ordinary glass ball!? Speak up! Where's the real one! I've only heard of Dragon Balls in fairy tales.
I don't know, honest! Don't lie! We've traced its location to here! I'm not lying! I've never even once believed that any such things exist in this world! It's the truth! You still want to play ignorant?! Take him! It has to be somewhere inside the store! Search! A bird clasping the real Dragon Ball flies far and high into the sky So, will the one to eventually obtain it be Goku or Pilaf? Or will it be the mysterious, tough men who are dressed in military uniforms? minouhse