Dragons: Riders of Berk s02e16 Episode Script

The Eel Effect

- LET'S GO, BUD.
[Toothless roars] [heroic music] - YEAH.
- WOW.
- COOL.
- WOW.
- WOW, NICE.
- HE'S PRETTY GOOD.
[all coughing] - AH-CHOO! - HICCUP! ASTRID WENT TO PICK UP GOTHI.
SHE'LL MEET US AT THE ACADEMY.
- OH, GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, BUD.
LET'S GO.
YOU READY, GANG? - READY TO LEAVE BERK DURING AN OUTBREAK OF EEL POX? HMM, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK, LET ME THINK.
I'D SAY THAT'S A BIG FAT YES.
- THE SOONER, THE BETTER.
I DO NOT WANT TO GET SICK.
- AND IF HE GETS SICK, I GET SICK.
- YOU DO? - YEAH, WE'RE TWINS.
- SO WAIT.
IF I SLAP MYSELF, THEN WOULD YOU FEEL IT? - DEFINITELY.
GIVE IT A TRY.
- [laughs] COOL.
[grunts] - OW! DO IT AGAIN.
- [grunts] - [groans] DO IT AGAIN, HARDER.
- GLADLY.
[grunting] - UH, DIDN'T FEEL THAT ONE.
- HERE.
[both groan] - OH - DO IT AGAIN.
- GUYS, PLEASE.
- OW! - WE NEED TO LEAVE FOR HEALER'S ISLAND AS SOON AS ASTRID GETS BACK.
- HICCUP! [coughing] - DAD, YOU SHOULD BE RESTING UP AT THE GREAT HALL.
- [coughing] NONSENSE.
[sneezes] - AAH! OH, NO! - I WON'T BE GROUNDED BY THE SNIFFLES.
[sneezes] - WHOA! OKAY.
- WE'VE GOT THE LIST OF INGREDIENTS, AND IT'S A BIG ONE.
- WELL, THEN WE BETTER GET MOVING.
THAT MEDICINE ISN'T GONNA MAKE ITSELF.
- [groans] I SHOULD BE GOING WITH YOU.
AH-CHOO! - DAD, BERK NEEDS A HEALTHY CHIEF, NOT A SICK DRAGON RIDER.
WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
- [coughing] ALL RIGHT.
I'LL STAY HERE WITH THE REST OF THE INVALIDS.
BE SAFE, HICCUP.
- WHEN AM I NOT SAFE? UH, DON'T ANSWER THAT! OKAY, GANG, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER.
LET'S GET TO WORK.
BUCKTHORN ROOT.
- [grunts] [screams] LIGHTLY ROASTED.
- HOOKFANG.
- A DOZEN ROCK BLOSSOMS.
- HMM, 12 ROCKS FOR 12 ROCK BLOSSOMS.
- ONE HANDFUL OF GOAT WEED.
ONE WILD DAGA PLANT.
- [grunting] THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EASIER--OOF! [grunts] WAY TO DO TH-- OUCH! OW! OW! - [giggling] - THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING, RIGHT? - SHE SAYS THE LAST ITEM ISN'T ON HEALER'S ISLAND.
THE KEY INGREDIENT FOR CURING EEL POX IS A BLOODBANE EEL.
WHERE DO WE FIND ONE OF THOSE? - WELL, GREAT.
'CAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SEARCH THE WHOLE OCEAN THIS AFTERNOON.
WE NEED AT LEAST A LONG WEEKEND FOR THAT, YOU KNOW? MAYBE EVEN INTO MONDAY NIGHT.
[grunts, groans] - SHE SAYS, "DON'T INTERRUPT.
" WE HAVE TO HEAD NORTH TO [gasps] EEL ISLAND.
- OUR DRAGONS WOULD NEVER GO NEAR EEL ISLAND.
THEY'RE TERRIFIED OF EELS.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
TOOTHLESS AND I WILL GO ALONE.
[Toothless groans] I KNOW, BUD.
EELS AREN'T YOUR FAVORITE, BUT YOU'RE THE FASTEST DRAGON.
WE'LL FIND THIS EEL, AND BE BACK TO BERK IN NO TIME.
NO PROBLEM.
- UM, GOOD LUCK.
- WAIT, HICCUP! YOU'VE GOT ALL THE OTHER-- [sighs] INGREDIENTS.
- AH, DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL BE BACK BEFORE WE ARE.
- THAT'S IT.
EEL ISLAND.
LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK, BUD.
OH, EELS.
THAT WAS QUICK.
WOW, THIS PLACE SURE LIVES UP TO ITS NAME.
WHOA, TOOTHLESS, I-I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THESE GUYS, BUT WE NEED TO DO THIS.
NOW, IF I CAN JUST HOOK ONE [grunts] WHOA! - [growling] [eels chirping] [chirping] - [grunts] [coughing] - [growling] [belches] - ARE YOU OKAY? MOST DRAGONS NEVER EVEN TOUCH EELS.
YOU JUST ATE ONE.
HEY, TOOTHLESS, IT'S ALL-- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, LET ME JUST GET A LOOK AT YOU.
- [growling] - [voice distorted] LET ME JUST JUST NEED TO CHECK YOU OUT.
COME ON, DON'T DO THIS.
- [roars] - BUD, COME BACK! TOOTHLESS? - [coughing] DO YOU HAVE THE INGREDIENTS? - UH, HICCUP HAS THEM.
- WELL, WHERE IS HE? - I DON'T KNOW! HE SHOULD BE HERE.
HE WENT OFF TO GET THE LAST INGREDIENT.
- [coughing] WELL, WE HAVE TO FIND HIM.
WE WON'T BE ABLE TO STAND THIS EEL POX MUCH LONGER.
THE FEVER, IT MAKES IT HARD TO THINK STRAIGHT.
- YOO-HOO! WHERE'S MY LITTLE GOBBER? GREAT AUNTY ROSE WANTS TO GIVE HIM A BIG KISS.
[smooching] - SEE WHAT I MEAN? - UH, YEAH.
WE'LL FIND HIM, SIR.
I PROMISE.
- OOH, YOU BETTER WEAR A WRAP SO YOU DON'T CATCH COLD, DEARIES.
- WOULD YOU STOP THAT? - OOH, YOU'VE GOT A WEE SMUDGE, DARLING.
- AH! GOBBER.
- [growling] [birds chirping] [birds chirp and caw] [fly buzzes loudly] - [growls] [sounds increase in volume] - TOOTHLESS! HEY, BUD.
- [growls] - IT'S OKAY, BUD.
I CAN HELP YOU.
- [growling] - HEY, EASY THERE.
YOU'RE OKAY.
- [roaring] - [grunts] ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS BIG, AND INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.
NO WONDER YOU GUYS GO EASY ON THE EELS.
- [roars] - OKAY, SIX-SHOT LIMIT.
THAT WAS FOUR.
- [roars] - [grunting] OH, FIVE! AH! [coughing] AND THAT MAKES SIX.
WHEW! LET'S NOT DO THAT AGAIN, OKAY? WELL, MAYBE NOW WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX-- - [growls] - SEVEN SHOTS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - WHOA.
[groans] NO.
HICCUP'S NOT BACK YET.
- YOU SURE? 'CAUSE I-I COULD USE SOME OF THAT-- [coughing and gagging] MEDICINE.
- WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE SICK TOO? - I'M J-J-J-F-F-FINE.
AH-CHOO! J-J-JUST PEACHY.
[sneezes] - WE CAN'T SEND THEM OUT AGAIN.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
- GOTHI AND I WILL GET EVERYTHING READY FOR WHEN YOU GET BACK.
- RIGHT.
WAIT, GET BACK FROM WHERE? - FISHLEGS, YOU'RE GOING TO FIND HICCUP.
- ON EEL ISLAND? GREAT.
[laughs] GREAT! THAT'S JUST PERFECT.
- EHMAYBE MAYBE THE FEVER IS KICKING BACK IN, BUT I THINK I JUST SAW A GUY FLY OFF ON A DRAGON! [laughing] A DRAGON! I MEAN, HOW CRAZY WOULD THAT BE? [laughing] WHERE AM I? WHO ARE EACH OF YOU? - [roaring] [Hiccup exclaiming] - UH, OKAY.
THAT ONE WAS A LITTLE CLOSE TO THE ONE GOOD LEG.
[whooshing sound] - REALLY? [screams, grunts] - [growls, burbles] - [grunts] TOOTHLESS.
- TOOTHLESS? [brush rustling] - [growling] - UH - HICCUP! - [sighs] FISHLEGS! BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.
- ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE.
- UH, WHERE--WHERE'S TOOTHLESS? AND WHAT DID ALL THAT? - THAT WOULD BE TOOTHLESS.
- AND WHO WAS HE FIGHTING? - UH, MOSTLY ME.
ALSO, HIMSELF A LITTLE BIT.
WELCOME TO EEL ISLAND! - WELL, DID YOU FIND ANY EELS? - WE DID INCLUDING THE ONE THAT ENDED UP IN TOOTHLESS' STOMACH.
- HE ATEAN EEL? - [growling] - AND IT'S NOT AGREEING WITH HIM EITHER.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M BUILDING A NETTER TRAP.
- YOU REALLY THINK THIS NET'S GONNA HOLD TOOTHLESS? - WELL, IF IT DOESN'T, MEATLUG CAN ALWAYS SIT ON HIM.
- SHE CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW.
[Meatlug snoring] - LONG DAY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH WORSE THINGS CAN GET.
- I DO.
PRETTY WORSE, ACTUALLY.
THE INGREDIENTS FOR GOTHI'S EEL POX CURE ARE STILL IN TOOTHLESS' SADDLEBAG, AND I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON BACK IN THE VILLAGE.
- AND WHILE THEY SIT THERE ALL WARM AND COZY, WHO STOKES THEIR FIRES AND FILLS THEIR FISH BARRELS, HUH? WHO DEFENDS THE VILLAGE FROM THE ENEMY, WHILE THESE SO-CALLED "WARRIORS" COWER IN THEIR GREAT HALL? AND DO THEY GIVE YOU LOYAL DRAGON WORKERS ANY SUPPORT? ANY RESPECT? ANY RIGHTS? NAY, SAYS I.
THEY CAST YOU ASIDE - [grunts] - LIKE COMMON ANIMALS.
WELL, NO MORE! [shrieks] OH, NO! AAH! - WELL, HERE'S HOPING THAT WORKS.
WE'D BETTER GET IN THE AIR AND SEE IF WE CAN TRACK TOOTHLESS DOWN.
HEY, FISHLEGS, DOES THAT CLEARING LOOK FAMILIAR AT ALL? - THAT'S--THAT'S A TYPHOOMERANG MARK! - THE ONLY DRAGON THAT EATS EELS.
- OH, WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.
IT--IT'S THE PERFECT HABITAT FOR THEM, REALLY.
I BET THERE'S TONS OF WILD TYPHOOMERANGS HERE.
AND THAT'S BAD.
REALLY BAD.
- C-C-COME, MY BROTHERS IN FLAMES.
[coughing] LET US JOIN HANDS, HOOVES, AND TALONS, AND TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS! [grunting] [screams] [weakly] CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GET ME A BLANKET? - HICCUP, YOU SAID TOOTHLESS' SKIN FELT WARM, RIGHT? - YEAH, PLUS HE'S GOT WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL AN EXPLOSIVE COUGH.
- OKAY, PUT ALL THAT TOGETHER, AND IT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE-- - EEL POX! I WONDER IF EELS CURE THE POX IN PEOPLE, MAYBE THEY CAUSE IT IN DRAGONS.
- MAYBE.
- SO IF WE GIVE TOOTHLESS THE MEDICINE, MAYBE THAT'LL COUNTERACT THE EEL.
- THAT'S KIND OF STRETCHING IT.
- IF YOU'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA, I'M OPEN.
- NOPE.
STRETCH AWAY, MY FRIEND.
- [howling] - THERE! ON THE CLIFFS! ALL RIGHT.
GET ME IN CLOSE, BUT BE CAREFUL.
HE CAN'T CONTROL WHERE HE FIRES.
- UH, HICCUP, YOU GOT A SEC? - UH, BUSY.
CAN IT WAIT? - IT COULD, IT COULD.
BUT I DON'T THINK IT WILL.
- [roaring] - [roaring] - TOOTHLESS! - [screeches] [both roaring] - FLY US OVER TOOTHLESS! - MEATLUG, SPEW! - MEET ME IN THE CLEARING.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - I'M GETTING MY DRAGON BACK.
JUST KEEP THAT BIG GUY BUSY.
- FISHLEGS AND MEATLUG AGAINST A TYPHOOMERANG? DOES THAT REALLY SEEM FAIR TO YOU? - NOPE.
THE TYPHOOMERANG DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE! - [roaring] - I'M NOT LETTIN' GO, BUD.
LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.
- [growls] - [screams] WHOO! THAT WAS CLOSE.
[screams] STAY--STAY AWAY! - [grunting] [screams] OKAY, THAT'S GOING TO BE AN ISSUE.
[grunting] [screaming] [laughing] WHA! - WHOO! THOR, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, I COULD REALLY USE ASTRID'S HELP RIGHT NOW.
AAH! OR SNOTLOUT'S.
AAH! OR THE TWINS'.
SERIOUSLY, I WILL EVEN TAKE THE TWINS.
- ONE, TWO, THREE! - [coughs] HOW FASCINATING.
- OH, DEAR SISTER, OUR HYPOTHESIS APPEARS TO BE CORRECT.
THE AIR OFFERS A MUCH GREATER RESISTANCE TO THE FALLING MOTION OF THE FEATHER THAN IT DOES TO THE ROCK.
- REMARKABLE.
SHALL WE INCREASE OUR SAMPLE SIZE? - [coughs] - WHAT SAY YOU? - WE SHALL! - I PROPOSE WE TRY DROPPING A LARGE YAK ALONGSIDE A NORMAL-SIZED DRAGON RIDER.
- [gasps] WHY, SISTER, THAT IS BRILLIANT.
AND I'M A NORMAL-SIZED DRAGON RIDER.
WHAT LUCK! - AHA! I'M OFF TO FIND A SUITABLE YAK.
both: SCIENCE! [both coughing] - [retches] - UGH.
[Hiccup grunting] - THIS WOULD BE A LOT EASIER IF YOU WOULD JUST SLOW DOWN.
- [roaring] - OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? OUT OF SHOTS, HUH? WHOA! WHOA, WHOA! WHOA! [laughs] WHOA! [screams] OKAY, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE "GALE FORCE GRONCKLE.
" HIT IT, GIRL! GALE FORCE GRONCKLE-- OH-OH-OH! [groans] - [roars] - WHEW.
ATTAGIRL.
OKAY.
OH GIVE ME A SECOND FOR MY INSIDES TO CATCH UP WITH MY OUTSIDES.
THAT'S WHY WE DON'T DO THAT ONE TOO OFTEN.
NOW, LET'S GO GET HICCUP.
- UGH! YOU KNOW, I-I ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS EASY.
[grunts] TOOTHLESS, IF YOU'RE IN THERE, WE'RE ABOUT TO-- AAH! [grunting] - [growling] - I KNOW.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST RELAX, BUD, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
TOOTHLESS, NO! - [roaring] - ALL RIGHT, FISHLEGS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ACTUALLY WORKED.
- CAREFUL, HICCUP.
HE MIGHT SHOOT.
- NO, HE WON'T.
YOU'RE OKAY.
[distorted voice] YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE SICK, BUD.
BUT WE MAY HAVE A WAY TO FIX THAT.
- [growling] - HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
- [sniffing] [shrieking] - [gasps] - [growls] - UM DID IT WORK? - I'MNOT ENTIRELY SURE.
- [roars] - [screams] - [roaring] - AH, GREAT.
- [purring] - THERE'S THE TOOTHLESS I KNOW.
WELCOME BACK, BUD.
- [roaring] - UM WHILE I LOVE THE REUNION, PERHAPS WE SHOULD FINISH IT BACK ON BERK.
- I COULDN'T POSSIBLY AGREE WITH YOU MORE.
- [coughing] - 'SCUSE ME.
UH, YOU SHOULD BE INDOORS, YOUNG LADY.
YOU'LL CATCH YOUR DEATH OF COLD IN THIS WEATHER.
- HICCUP, YOU'RE OKAY! - YEAH, WE BOTH ARE.
- [coughing] - [slurring] WE WERE SO CLOSE TO UNITING OUR PEOPLE.
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL, YOU AND ME.
WE COULD'VE BEEN KINGS AMONG MEN AND DRAGONS.
- [chitters] - AND NOW LOOK AT US.
WHAT HAVE WE GOT, HUH? NOTHING.
NOTHING! [crying] AHH! OH, NO! - MAKE HIS A DOUBLE DOSE.
- EVERYONE, WE'VE HAD A BREAKTHROUGH.
RUFFNUT HAS DETERMINED THAT IF YOU BOIL YAK MILK, YOU CAN FREEZE IT ON A STICK AND DIP IT IN A VARIETY OF TASTY FLAVORINGS, INCLUDING COCONUT.
- I CALL IT "RUFF CREAM.
" - HOLD ON.
I THOUGHT IT WAS "TUFF CREAM.
" WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
IN THE OTHER ROOM YOU SAID IT COULD BE TUFF CREAM.
NOW, DID I MISHEAR YOU, OR ARE YOU PULLING THE WOOL OVER MY EYES, MADAM? - AND A TRIPLE DOSE FOR THOSE TWO MUTTONHEADS.
UGH! WHO WOULD FREEZE PERFECTLY GOOD MILK? NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING SO BARBARIC IN MY LIFE.
- I'M NOTING THE SKITTISH BEHAVIOR, THE FEVER, AND THE OUT-OF-CONTROL FIREPOWER.
- WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHY MOST DRAGONS WON'T EAT EELS.
IT MAKES THEM REALLY SICK.
- EXCEPT TYPHOOMERANGS.
THAT'S WHY THEY LIVE ON EEL ISLAND.
- AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE NEVER GOING BACK TO EEL ISLAND.
- OH, THANK THOR.
- HEY, FISHLEGS? - YES, HICCUP.
- THANK YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WOULD'VE DONE WITHOUT YOU.
BOTH OF YOU.
- OH GROUP HUG, MEATLUG.
- OH! [grunts] [grunts] - OH, ISN'T THIS GREAT? - YEAH.
[strained voice] OH, YEAH.
IT'S GREAT.