Duts (2010) s01e04 Episode Script

Hold Up

THE SHUTTER rattles TRUCK honks Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes I had lust for once, see.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
A MAN IN HIS TALK GSM Cashier: Yes Yes.
Okay.
This is already one more.
We must do it now.
Seriously? We can not go back.
I love you, Flappie.
I love you, Poepie.
HE Farms Pardon.
We do it like in that movie.
But that ended badly.
Yes, but that was a movie.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No, I think there already.
I have no more trouble.
And then? I step off the table.
You do the customers, I staff.
Okay.
I take the cash, we are away, with a getaway car.
A getaway car? That is always a getaway car.
Yes, that's true.
I love you, Flappie.
I love you, Poepie.
Shit, shit, shit! What? A less.
He sniffs Flappie HARD? Come on, Poepie.
I love you, Flappie.
I love you, Poepie.
Everyone! Hands in the Up! This is This is a robbery! Come on! Bastards! Kuttenkrabbers! Your wallet or I'll blow your ugly head off! Hands up! Come on.
Here the cash! Put that greenhouse open! Your wallet, pocket deaf! Was sagt LHR? Portfolio, deaf bag.
Dove bag? Eh Money.
Ah Money.
Brillenkas Come on, you too, all your money.
Goddamn Okay, Geert? Say my name, Poepie! Geert sorry! Uh, Flappie! Billions.
We are way, Laynie! Shit.
Ah It's nothing, Flappie.
Come on.
I still have some money.
Your keys! Keys? Car Keys! Car? Your keys, silly! POLICE IRENE Come on.
What car? What car? A Jincheng.
A Gincheng? Goddamn, goddamn! Fuck! Warum haben und Geert Lina meinen nicht gefragt car? Ich habe einen BMW, ich bin Deutscher.
I understand that no auch.
Habe ich mich schon vorgestellt? Karl-Heinz.
Walter.
CHIME Do you know us? Eh Yes.
You would not let us? We came to see how it was with his glasses.
Yes.
With that brillenkaske.
Oops.
Oops.
Broken.
Shall we sit differently? I think we have sat long enough, huh Poepie? Oops Now I suddenly so urgent piss.
I do not think I get the toilet.
Plop.
Haha.
Oh Ooh Mr.
You can not.
What can not? Hm? Today, everything.
Poepie Wait, wait.
I am participating.
I love you, Flappie.
I love you, Poepie.
Fuck SHOTS Hey, what's that, boy? That is totally crazy! Quiet, Poepie! What is that? SOMEONE TO TRUE One wrong word and I put the sty on fire.
Ah, Walter! Completely emptied.
I thought once I'm going to shoot Walter his court.
A sparrow.
Poof! Shot over nothing.
That is unusual.
This is a Beretta.
Italian.
Shoot the U.
S.
Army as well.
Never falters.
GUN CLICK He is now empty, but I have bullets.
Of the work.
Ha! Haha.
Ouch! You have people! I did not see you.
I'm just talking here.
Danny.
Rudy.
Rudy Day.
And that is? Victoria.
Special name.
Allee Walter, are you people? This happens not every day.
Hahahaha.
Hey, Rudy You have a sympathetic head.
Why are you? Turnhout.
Turnhout? In what school were you? Saint Peter or Saint Vic? St.
Vic.
Me too! Walter, Rudy has been on St.
Vic.
Do you also Bolleke been? Yes.
And in Moleculeke? Yes.
Allee! And with Johnny Sex? Too.
Hahaha! Those were pretty men, huh? You have to sometimes hold.
That feels pretty, huh? Put a bullet in there once.
Eh He can do, it's Turner.
Hey, Rudy? Hahaha.
Put him full.
Walter, do you have that rabbit? We let loose, he can try.
Zot! It is loaded! Hahaha! Allee.
Hahahaha.
Oehoehoe Hahahaha.
What is this? Walter, who are they? Shut up! Geert Uh, Rudy.
What do we do now? Is this a hostage situation? Yes.
There are severe penalties! Shut up! Moustache with your stupid gun! Gun.
What? A gun, no gun.
When I say that this is a revolver, this is a revolver.
And you know where I go stabbing gun, uniforms for my monkey? No, please In your mug, silly! I hate cops, you know? Come young, you pass.
What? You pass.
Give your card.
Eat him.
Huh? Eat until you are.
That is impossible, sir.
Rudy uh Geert.
Rudy.
That's really hard.
And that's not good for your stomach.
Yes.
I have not been good stomach.
Then you eat him up, huh! Ouch! Oops.
What is it? Ah I've cut my finger.
Is it deep? Not that bad.
But it bleeds.
Wait.
Ah Voila see.
Merci.
Okay.
A hostage.
Now the next step.
What happens next? Yes Sir? I do not wish to interfere, but is normal for ransom.
Awel ja, ransom.
Ransom.
And to whom do we ask? Hm CHIME shh! Who is that? Do you expect people? No.
Shh! Shh! Okay That's gone.
SOMEONE TO TRUE Shit! Who is that? I do not know.
Yes Who saw you, young.
Good day.
Ah Aah! Groaning and panting Everybody on the floor.
Hands on your head.
On your head.
(DUTCH ACCENT) bad time? What are you doing, young?! I get the word of God.
Goddamn! If you call, and they do not open Then it means that they do not want to have inside! God goes through all doors.
Oops, oops, oops.
Ah yeah? Where was he when I was in jail Sat? God was with you, then.
As He is here now.
You should only believe in Him.
Pff Do you not? What do you think? Ask not you wonder who created all this? Look at the man, amazingly we put together.
For example our noses.
That is exactly in the middle of our face.
Imagine that he was somewhere else? Yes, that's true.
No.
God has created man.
And what a glorious future awaits us if we choose To Jehovah, our Creator, to know and serve.
Luke 23, verse 43.
Thou shalt with me in paradise.
We are still far away.
Shut up, moron.
One whose hope is weak, it contents itself with violence.
LEENTJE sobs That's true.
That's all true.
We have no hope! SHE CRIES Poepie sorry.
Since you can not help it, Flappie.
I love you, Poepie.
I love you, Flappie.
Who is loving, proves itself a blessing.
Who is cruel, self-harm.
John 12, verse 22.
It beeps What was that noise? He heard that sound And he thought: Where did that sound come from? That is the sound of a door.
And he opened the door His son came running to him, fell on his knees, and asked: But Father! If God created the world, why is he doing this to us? And he said: Because Luke said no: Chapter 17, verse 48.
Art thou the honey made, treat your bees without violence.
Ah! Who are you? We are all God's children.
And Why is it that at the end of a prayer always say amen? Yes, sometimes I want to know.
Amen means: Sure, so be it.
And by saying amen at the end of a prayer We show that we mean it.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
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Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
REPEAT THEM AMEN Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen! Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Yes.
Amen.
Yes.
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Yes.
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Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Good.
THEY BREATHE IN DEEP Nice, huh? Amen.
May I ask you something now? I'm on stage all day.
What I would like to freshen up.
Could I borrow your bathroom? Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your booty Shake your booty, ah! Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your booty Shake your booty, ah! Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake your booty Come on, you can.
I do not know.
You've practiced enough.
Yes, but Come on! Okay.
Oh Aah, sorry.
Sorry.
That can happen to anyone.
Come on, again.
Yes, but Come on! Ooh Oh, fuck! Ah No! No Come on sissy! Do not give up! Direct again! Oooh.
Voila.
That's better.
You see that you can.
Come on.
Now confirm.
Voila.
That's it! Beautiful! Yes, but What? Bwaah Yet it was almost good.
Come on.
Now that blindfold and give me a turn.
Come on! Oops.
Were you dreaming? Eh I think so.
Mm Then I wake you? Bwah.
Hm May I ask you something now? MOPEDS WILL PUT REASON