Erky Perky (2006) s01e07 Episode Script
Sucked In
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(playful music)
- Great, not a scrap in sight.
And I've got the munchies.
(stomach rumbling)
- Oh my!
I never realized how
good-looking I am.
- Oh yes you have.
Once every half-hour.
- Ole Mad Margret must
have taken everything.
(loud crashing)
(screams)
(screams)
- Erky!
Look out!
(rolling)
(dramatic music)
(screams)
I'll save you Erky!
(loud crashing)
- Perky, you saved me!
- You'd do the same for me.
(gasps)
Right?
(silly music)
(cheering and laughing)
(loud munching)
- Told you I'd get
us out of this jinx.
(loud swallowing)
- Good thing you said jinx.
For a minute there, I
thought you said Stinks.
(loud fart)
(screaming)
(farting)
(screaming)
- Aw thanks Perky, and
then I can thanks Stinks too.
Well at least
she's not a talker.
- Hi guys!
(laughs)
Boy, I've never
been more scared.
There we were on the counter,
ready to indulge on the
largest pile of delicacies
since the pickle
incident of '03.
Then suddenly-
(swallowing)
(rhythmic music)
(loud crashing)
- Why is there no
grub in my kingdom?
(buzzing)
Cecil!
(buzzing)
(chewing)
- [Perky] This is great!
- [Erky] I know yeah
(Erky and Perky talking)
(coughing)
- [Moldy van Oldy] Something
went down the wrong way!
(coughing)
- Only one thing in the world
goes down the wrong way,
and that's food!
(ominous tubas)
(buzzing)
(coughing)
- I love when my stomach swells
to painfully
unnatural proportions.
- Almost as good
as hotdog stand.
(ominous music)
(buzzing)
(farts)
(buzzing)
- Those who hide and
hoard will be forced
to give me my scalp treatment.
- Hey!
(loud vacuuming)
- Cecil, stop that
annoying noise.
(loud vacuuming)
(screaming)
- Perky, perky!
Get over here!
(vaccuming)
- I can't look!
(vaccuming)
- They left already.
Talk about rude.
(vacuuming)
- Hey, what are you
doing way over there?
- Take the antenna
out of your ears.
- What, I can't hear you, I
have antenna in my ears.
(popping)
What the-
(screaming)
Well you could have told me!
(dramatic music)
(sucking)
(screams)
- Perky!
- That was the gigantic
vacuum monster
of doom!
(Perky screaming)
(vacuum sucking)
(foreboding music)
(screaming)
(ominous music)
(shuffling)
- Hello?
Anybody here?
(shuffling)
Who- who's there?
(sniffing)
Oh no, not the allergies.
(holding back sneeze)
(loud sneeze)
(buzzing)
(tense music)
- Hello,
any giant suck monsters around?
(ding)
(curious music)
(licking)
(funky music)
- Alright, take calm, Perk.
Don't sneeze,
don't break out in hives,
and don't cry even though
you'll never see Erky
or food again.
Hey, is that dog food?
(chewing)
This place isn't so bad.
(buzzing)
(zooming)
(lively music)
- Cecil, he's hoarding, get him!
- But, Margret.
(stretching)
(vacuuming)
(screams)
(dramatic music)
- Funny, I don't feel so good.
(Perky vomits)
That didn't help.
(screaming)
(vacuum sucking)
(screaming)
(screaming)
- Excuse me sir, I
seem to be a bit lost.
- Oh, you've been sucked
into the sucking monster's guts.
- I'm looking for a friend,
answers to the name of Perky.
- What a coincidence, so do I.
- Perky?
- Erky?
Why are you wearing a disguise?
- Oh I missed you buddy!
(laughing)
- Oh I can't believe it. My
best friend came to rescue me!
- I did?
- I mean, that's right I did.
You should've seen
me rush at the monster,
throttling it into a-
(awestruck music)
- Into what Erky, hm?
- Food, glorious food!
- You throttled it into food?
- We have hit the mother-load!
(crashing and monkeys screaming)
What was that?
- I meant to tell
you, we're not alone.
- We're not?
- Could be ghosts,
could be monsters
(dramatic music)
could be door-to-door salesbugs.
- [Both] Let's get out of here!
(lively music)
(holding sneeze in)
- No sneezing!
You'll give us away.
Also, your sneezes
are incredibly gross.
Something's here
I can't look!
- Hey, guys!
(screams)
Guys it's me, Frenzel.
- Frenzel?
What are you doing here?
- Hey somethin' smells good.
(sniffs)
What is that, vomit?
Nice.
So, you guys a rescue party?
- You want to leave?
But it's perfect in here; all
this food and no Mad Margret.
- Don't get me wrong,
the food is great,
but it gets noisy, and
when it gets noisy,
the whole place goes nuts.
I can't find a thing.
My scab collection
gone.
And these were quality scabs.
(smooth music)
- Pretty crummy.
(chewing)
- They certainly
are, your bossiness.
- I expect you to kill and
destroy that monster by morning.
- Kill the monster?
- You guys don't
have a plan to get out?
I can't stay here forever,
I've got things to
do, deals to make.
(holding sneeze)
Hey what's with the
hands on his mouth?
- His sneezes are dangerous.
He doesn't mind, right Perky?
Atta boy, putting
on a brave face.
Also, his sneezes are messy.
- Sneezing can be
pretty disgusting.
(lively music)
(holding sneeze in)
- Help, he's gonna blow!
- Sure thing.
- I can't hold him much longer!
(sneezes)
(explosion)
- Excuse me.
It's not my fault
I have allergies.
- Uh guys, guys, we're free!
- Look!
All this food came out with us.
(cheering)
- Here I come!
(soft farting)
(buzzing)
(farts)
- [All] Aww
- [Frenzel] Uh-oh.
- Who's been
hoarding the edibles?
- The giant suck monster of doom
is dead!
- Did you destroy it?
- It was Perky.
- We sure did, and I'm sure
you'll give us a fair reward.
(fart)
- Well, 99% for me,
1% for all of you.
Say thank you bugs.
- [All] Thank you bugs.
(funky music)
(buzzing)
- Why can't you
be brave, like that?
(dramatic music)
(vacuum sucking)
You said you destroyed it.
- Not, literally, we
just hurt its feelings.
(sneezes)
- You disgust me.
(buzzing)
(funky music)
- I was just thinking-
- Not a chance.
- Oh come on, just one more.
Just a little bit,
just a little bit.
Come on, come on now.
- [Perky] Erky, we're
lucky we got out
of the suck monster alive!
- [Erky] Oh, we did it
once we can do it again.
- [Perky] I can't
believe you Erky.
- [Erky] I just
wanna go back there
and get some more
of that yummy food!
- [Perky] No!
- [Erky] Oh, we
can be really quick!
(upbeat music)
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(playful music)
- Great, not a scrap in sight.
And I've got the munchies.
(stomach rumbling)
- Oh my!
I never realized how
good-looking I am.
- Oh yes you have.
Once every half-hour.
- Ole Mad Margret must
have taken everything.
(loud crashing)
(screams)
(screams)
- Erky!
Look out!
(rolling)
(dramatic music)
(screams)
I'll save you Erky!
(loud crashing)
- Perky, you saved me!
- You'd do the same for me.
(gasps)
Right?
(silly music)
(cheering and laughing)
(loud munching)
- Told you I'd get
us out of this jinx.
(loud swallowing)
- Good thing you said jinx.
For a minute there, I
thought you said Stinks.
(loud fart)
(screaming)
(farting)
(screaming)
- Aw thanks Perky, and
then I can thanks Stinks too.
Well at least
she's not a talker.
- Hi guys!
(laughs)
Boy, I've never
been more scared.
There we were on the counter,
ready to indulge on the
largest pile of delicacies
since the pickle
incident of '03.
Then suddenly-
(swallowing)
(rhythmic music)
(loud crashing)
- Why is there no
grub in my kingdom?
(buzzing)
Cecil!
(buzzing)
(chewing)
- [Perky] This is great!
- [Erky] I know yeah
(Erky and Perky talking)
(coughing)
- [Moldy van Oldy] Something
went down the wrong way!
(coughing)
- Only one thing in the world
goes down the wrong way,
and that's food!
(ominous tubas)
(buzzing)
(coughing)
- I love when my stomach swells
to painfully
unnatural proportions.
- Almost as good
as hotdog stand.
(ominous music)
(buzzing)
(farts)
(buzzing)
- Those who hide and
hoard will be forced
to give me my scalp treatment.
- Hey!
(loud vacuuming)
- Cecil, stop that
annoying noise.
(loud vacuuming)
(screaming)
- Perky, perky!
Get over here!
(vaccuming)
- I can't look!
(vaccuming)
- They left already.
Talk about rude.
(vacuuming)
- Hey, what are you
doing way over there?
- Take the antenna
out of your ears.
- What, I can't hear you, I
have antenna in my ears.
(popping)
What the-
(screaming)
Well you could have told me!
(dramatic music)
(sucking)
(screams)
- Perky!
- That was the gigantic
vacuum monster
of doom!
(Perky screaming)
(vacuum sucking)
(foreboding music)
(screaming)
(ominous music)
(shuffling)
- Hello?
Anybody here?
(shuffling)
Who- who's there?
(sniffing)
Oh no, not the allergies.
(holding back sneeze)
(loud sneeze)
(buzzing)
(tense music)
- Hello,
any giant suck monsters around?
(ding)
(curious music)
(licking)
(funky music)
- Alright, take calm, Perk.
Don't sneeze,
don't break out in hives,
and don't cry even though
you'll never see Erky
or food again.
Hey, is that dog food?
(chewing)
This place isn't so bad.
(buzzing)
(zooming)
(lively music)
- Cecil, he's hoarding, get him!
- But, Margret.
(stretching)
(vacuuming)
(screams)
(dramatic music)
- Funny, I don't feel so good.
(Perky vomits)
That didn't help.
(screaming)
(vacuum sucking)
(screaming)
(screaming)
- Excuse me sir, I
seem to be a bit lost.
- Oh, you've been sucked
into the sucking monster's guts.
- I'm looking for a friend,
answers to the name of Perky.
- What a coincidence, so do I.
- Perky?
- Erky?
Why are you wearing a disguise?
- Oh I missed you buddy!
(laughing)
- Oh I can't believe it. My
best friend came to rescue me!
- I did?
- I mean, that's right I did.
You should've seen
me rush at the monster,
throttling it into a-
(awestruck music)
- Into what Erky, hm?
- Food, glorious food!
- You throttled it into food?
- We have hit the mother-load!
(crashing and monkeys screaming)
What was that?
- I meant to tell
you, we're not alone.
- We're not?
- Could be ghosts,
could be monsters
(dramatic music)
could be door-to-door salesbugs.
- [Both] Let's get out of here!
(lively music)
(holding sneeze in)
- No sneezing!
You'll give us away.
Also, your sneezes
are incredibly gross.
Something's here
I can't look!
- Hey, guys!
(screams)
Guys it's me, Frenzel.
- Frenzel?
What are you doing here?
- Hey somethin' smells good.
(sniffs)
What is that, vomit?
Nice.
So, you guys a rescue party?
- You want to leave?
But it's perfect in here; all
this food and no Mad Margret.
- Don't get me wrong,
the food is great,
but it gets noisy, and
when it gets noisy,
the whole place goes nuts.
I can't find a thing.
My scab collection
gone.
And these were quality scabs.
(smooth music)
- Pretty crummy.
(chewing)
- They certainly
are, your bossiness.
- I expect you to kill and
destroy that monster by morning.
- Kill the monster?
- You guys don't
have a plan to get out?
I can't stay here forever,
I've got things to
do, deals to make.
(holding sneeze)
Hey what's with the
hands on his mouth?
- His sneezes are dangerous.
He doesn't mind, right Perky?
Atta boy, putting
on a brave face.
Also, his sneezes are messy.
- Sneezing can be
pretty disgusting.
(lively music)
(holding sneeze in)
- Help, he's gonna blow!
- Sure thing.
- I can't hold him much longer!
(sneezes)
(explosion)
- Excuse me.
It's not my fault
I have allergies.
- Uh guys, guys, we're free!
- Look!
All this food came out with us.
(cheering)
- Here I come!
(soft farting)
(buzzing)
(farts)
- [All] Aww
- [Frenzel] Uh-oh.
- Who's been
hoarding the edibles?
- The giant suck monster of doom
is dead!
- Did you destroy it?
- It was Perky.
- We sure did, and I'm sure
you'll give us a fair reward.
(fart)
- Well, 99% for me,
1% for all of you.
Say thank you bugs.
- [All] Thank you bugs.
(funky music)
(buzzing)
- Why can't you
be brave, like that?
(dramatic music)
(vacuum sucking)
You said you destroyed it.
- Not, literally, we
just hurt its feelings.
(sneezes)
- You disgust me.
(buzzing)
(funky music)
- I was just thinking-
- Not a chance.
- Oh come on, just one more.
Just a little bit,
just a little bit.
Come on, come on now.
- [Perky] Erky, we're
lucky we got out
of the suck monster alive!
- [Erky] Oh, we did it
once we can do it again.
- [Perky] I can't
believe you Erky.
- [Erky] I just
wanna go back there
and get some more
of that yummy food!
- [Perky] No!
- [Erky] Oh, we
can be really quick!
(upbeat music)