Erky Perky (2006) s03e12 Episode Script

Alien Invasion

Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Hurry up.
- Nearly, nearly.
- What's that?!
- [Perky] Erky!
- [Erky] Oooooh!
- Gloo-gon-ooogle-flu.
- Phlu-gee-noo-gonoo.
- What gibberish is that?
- Take us to your leader.
- Leader?
Why yes of course.
That's me!
- Greetings Earthling.
I am Blurt and this is Crud.
We are from the planet Blah,
a wonderful world where the
ground is made of crumbs.
- Mmm!
- [Crud] The rivers
run with sugar water.
- [Blurt] And no being
ever goes hungry.
- Ooh, paradise.
- We have come here to
look for special beings
to return with us for a
- Visit.
- I'll come, Mr.
Blurt and Mrs. Crud.
- There is nothing you
want to bring with you?
- Hmm.
No, nothing that comes
to mind, let's go.
- Oh oh!
- Ooh!
- Ooh, ooh, hot!
Stop it, knock it off.
- No, no, it's all
right, he's harmless.
- Ow!
- What's going on here?
Who are these bugs?
Stop it.
- You beast!
- Ooh, that's
actually kinda nice.
- Shouldn't you make them stop?
- Just a second.
They're okay, too.
- How dare you!
Who are you? Where are you from?
- Er, a long, long way away.
- Um, have to go now, to, uh,
see about something, yeah.
You make sure they're gone
by the time I get back.
- Yeah!
- I know a thing or
two about space junk.
- Boof make friends.
- Hey! I'm the one
who understands
the sophistication detailization
of alien technology!
- No, no, no, if they take
anyone, they'll take me,
because I'm the leader.
- Boozle-foozle-fop.
- Whendle-fopstle-fend.
- What are they saying?
- Well, they're saying
how lucky you are
to have such a naturally
authoritative and
handsome leader.
- We shall now select
the ambassadors
from your planet through
a series of tests.
- A strength test?
Oh brother.
- So heavy must win.
- One down.
- Curse you, itchy foot!
- Oh, I've got it in the bag.
That's not fair,
mine was heaviest.
You can do it, Perky!
You can win this!
- Perky okay?
- Boozle-beep.
- [Blurt] Dozle-doop
doze-lebep ping!
- What are you testing now?
- Reflexes.
- Huh?
- A fluzzle de-fluzzul.
- Whoa!
- Quozzle-fop.
- Quozzle-fop-fop!
- They say this one is
to test your flexibility.
So you'll win easily.
- It won't hurt a bit.
- You promise?
- Minimal discomfort,
I assure you, watch.
- Whoa!
- I'm not sure I'm really
built for this test.
You see, because
sometimes whoa!
- That's never happened
before, I swear.
- [Blurt] Hoozle-doo-blah!
- [Crud] Wheel-pop-doo!
There will be one final test.
- Just don't test
his intelligence.
- You first.
- Ow.
- Now you.
- Go on, this test is easy.
- After careful observation
of all you Earthlings,
we have decided--
- It's you and me, pal!
- To leave you all behind
because you are weaklings.
- What?
- Except for Perky,
he's coming with us.
- But I don't
wanna go on my own.
- Put me down!
- Hey, what about me?
I'm the leader.
Stop it!
- Erky, helllpppp!
- I've got to save Perky!
If he's kidnapped,
who'll find my food?
- How dare they take Perky.
No one kidnaps one of my
bugs without my permission.
- No one!
- This stinks.
- It's all right, I've
got a plan to rescue them.
- Oh no, ahhh!
Oh Oregano!
What is it with you
aliens and tickling?
- Boof, you stand there.
- No move.
- Excellent webular
Delilah, almost done.
Margaret, be ready
for the maximification
of your flying function.
- Erky!
- We've got to stop
this space ship.
I wonder what this button does?
- They've gone.
- We didn't even get to utilize
the rescue-ficational
potential of my plan.
Oh well, how 'bout
a game of ball?
- Why not?
- Sure.
- Boof, fire!
- How d--
- Perky back!
- How dare you leave
without my permission!
Where were you?
- Outer space.
- It was amazing!
- We saw the moons
of Tripola Minor.
- And fought the four headed
gorgon of Belta Galaxy.
- And got chased all the
way to the Jamma Quadrant!
- Wow! But with so many
interstellar possibilities,
why did you come back?
- Well, you know, outer space,
it's a nice place to visit,
but you wouldn't
wanna live there.
- Yeah!
(cheerful music)
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