Euphoria (2019) s02e01 Episode Script

1 RUE: Fezco's grandma was a motherfuckin' G.
["DON'T BE CRUEL" BY BILLY SWAN PLAYING.]
You know I can be found I'm sittin' home all alone If you can't come around At least on the telephone [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Don't be cruel Damn.
To a heart that's true Baby, if I made ya mad For somethin' that I might have said Hey, fuckface! What the fuck? You crazy [SCREAMING.]
For our future looks bright ahead [BOTH SCREAMING.]
Don't be cruel [SCREAMING CONTINUES.]
To a heart that's true [ON RADIO.]
: Don't want no other love Hey.
Baby, it's just you I just spoke to your daddy.
You're gonna come live with grandma now.
Okay? - Don't be cruel - [STARTS ENGINE.]
To a heart that's true Don't be cruel To a heart that's true RUE: And even though she wasn't, like, the best guardian ["LOOK AT GRANDMA" BY BO DIDDLEY PLAYING.]
She taught him everything he knew about life.
Bag that shit up.
Put it in your fuckin' tighty-whities.
Cops ain't gonna pat down a fuckin' 10-year-old.
Look at grandma wearin' her hotpants They don't wanna be fuckin' accused of bein' fuckin' pederasts.
You know what I'm sayin'? RUE: He didn't really know much about his mom.
His grandma never really liked to talk about her, except to occasionally say GRANDMA: Your mom had a pure heart.
But your daddy always took advantage of that.
What you tryin' to do Grandma, grandma everybody's watching you Let me tell you somethin' snowflake, there's a short supply of kindness in this world.
People sniff it out and they swoop right the fuck in.
Look at grandma, grandma's out of sight Don't ever fall in love.
It's the one instinct you can't trust.
- Look at grandma - Oh, look at her RUE: Fezco liked that she didn't treat him like a kid.
All right, today we're gonna learn about weight and volume.
RUE: He went to school, and when he paid attention, he did well.
There's 28.
5 grams in an ounce.
- TEACHER: How many ounces in a pound? - YOUNG FEZCO: Sixteen.
RUE: Especially in math.
And then one day, he came home from school.
["JUMP INTO THE FIRE" BY HARRY NILSSON PLAYING.]
GRANDMA: Fuckin' day I've fuckin' had.
RUE: He didn't know who the baby was.
What's up? RUE: But so much always happened so fast he decided it was better not to ask questions.
You can climb a mountain You remember the white cracker with the fuckin' bowl-cut? You can jump into the fire Who the fuck brings a kid to a drug deal? He ain't a kid, asshole.
He's my partner.
That fuckin' bowl-cut cocksucka! Sold me 10 grand of fuckin' Bayer Aspirin.
Fucked us both up the ass, snowflake.
We can make each other happy GRANDMA: Look at him.
He's a cute little bastard.
Sad story, though.
Some cunt mother gave him to me as collateral.
He's ours till 10 PM.
Hey, can I get the, uh, pop off? - Call me when his mama gets here.
- [BABY CRIES.]
RUE: The baby was really cute, but no matter what he did, he couldn't get him to stop crying.
He probably just missed his mom.
[BABY SHRIEKS.]
["THINK" BY CURTIS MAYFIELD PLAYING.]
RUE: She never came back to pick him up.
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING.]
GRANDMA: My nephew, your uncle, Carl, he ends up eatin' so much fuckin' McDonald's, he gives himself diabetes, right? Next thing you know, they're chopping off his fuckin' feet, right? Three years later, he fuckin' drops dead.
Do I call the fuckin' cops, and say, "Oh, you gotta fuckin' arrest Ronald fuckin' McDonald?" - I don't know.
- GRANDMA: No, I don't fuckin' call.
'Cause it's fuckin' Uncle Carl's fault.
Nobody told him to fuckin' eat McDonald's for fuckin' breakfast, lunch and dinner.
You understand? Watch this fuckin' kid.
Come on.
Get the baby.
Oh, what the fuck are you doin'? Come here.
Let me get Let me take it.
No, no, no.
Get it.
Yeah.
This fuckin' kid.
He's eatin' fuckin' cigarettes.
Now, you're fuckin' one of us, right? What are you, a little fuckin' ashtray? Fuckin' livin' your best life in the fuckin' jacuzzi here.
[GRANDMA LAUGHS.]
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING.]
RUE: Fezco knew that his grandma wasn't normal, and did things that maybe other parents wouldn't do.
But they were a family.
[PHONE RINGING.]
["I WANT ACTION" BY POISON PLAYING.]
Yeah.
[ON RADIO.]
: I want action tonight What? He's at the Family Donut right now? ["I WALK ON GUILDED SPLINTERS" BY JOHNNY JENKINS PLAYING.]
RUE: His grandma also taught him that, despite what they teach ya in school, violence is sometimes the best possible way to solve a problem.
I spy with my little eye cracker with a bowl-cut.
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh [CAR DOOR SHUTS.]
Walk to me, get it, come, come Walk on gilded splinters Some people think they jive me But I know they must be crazy RUE: Fez doesn't know why he did what he did, but he did it anyway.
Muthafucka! Eat fuckin' shit! - Grandma! Grandma! - [GRANDMA YELLING.]
You fuckin' take my money? You scumbag! Muthafucka! Piece of shit! RUE: That was his first dark spot.
He didn't really remember anything for at least two months.
Just an occasional image, and an overwhelming fear about who was gonna take care of Ashtray.
GRANDMA: I don't feel too good.
I'm gonna go lie down.
RUE: He never really blamed his grandma.
She never really apologized for it.
[SLOW FUNK MUSIC PLAYING.]
But he knew she felt bad.
[CRASHING.]
He found this grandma on the floor of the bathroom.
Fez didn't wanna call 911 for obvious reasons, so he decided to drive her car to the hospital, which took forever.
It was definitely a mistake.
The doctor even said it.
- Is she going to be okay? - DOCTOR: Every second counts.
RUE: The next thing he knew he had a business to run.
And a little brother to take care of.
Yeah And however hard he thought life was it got harder and more complicated.
'Cause the more you move up in the world, the more enemies you make.
He wondered how his grandma would deal with someone like Nate.
But he didn't have his grandma.
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
Look at him over there! RUE: Just Ash.
Ash was his brother.
He loved him like a brother.
And when shit went down MAN: You're late.
FEZCO: We got caught up dealin' with some bullshit.
MAN: I heard you got raided.
FEZCO: They ain't find nothin', though.
They ain't got shit on me.
Who am I RUE: He'd go to war like a brother.
MAN: I hope not.
Together that pass me by, uhh Who am I Who am I A fool without an alibi I should've paid more attention, whoa To what she'd said I just wouldn't listen, I had a very hard head FEZCO: Are we good? Ooh Oh shit! Aah! [SCREAMING.]
What the fuck?! [SCREAMING.]
Yo, bro, what the fuck, man? - God! - [SCREAMING.]
Oh, what the fuck?! What the fuck?! [GROANING.]
Dude, what the fuck? You know who the realest is, niggas, we bring it too Take money First off, fuck your bitch [RUE SINGING ALONG.]
And the click you claim Westside when we ride come equipped with game You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife Yo, it-it's up here on the right.
- Fucked for life - Plus, Puffy tryna see me Weak hearts I rip Biggie Smalls and Junior M.
A.
F.
I.
A.
is some mark-ass bitches We keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels Steady gunnin', keep on bustin' at them fools RUE: You know the rules Cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces Now be deceased Lil' Kim, don't fuck around with real G's Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets So fuck peace I'll let them niggas know it's on for life - Let the Westside ride tonight - [SOFTLY.]
: Jesus Christ.
[SNORTS.]
Fuck with me and get yo' caps peeled, you know See, grab your Glocks when you see 2Pac Call the cops when you see 2Pac, uh Who shot me? But you punks didn't finish Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace Yo, can you tell her to shut the fuck up? FEZCO: Yeah, Rue, you gotta chill out back there for real.
Me and Ash gotta handle some serious business right now, so.
Yeah, for sure.
No, I can do that.
I can just stay back here.
It's real comfy.
[SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE.]
FEZCO: Who the fuck is this bitch? - CUSTER: Yo! - FEZCO: Who the fuck is this, man? Hi, I'm Faye.
- What is she doin' here? - Nah, nah, bro, that's my fuckin' girl.
[CONTINUES INDISTINCT.]
so good.
I'm tellin' you.
Like a fuckin' mouse.
- Okay? - Whatever, man.
Let's just do this.
Faye In the car.
Okay! Ten, 20 minutes tops, all right? Y'all just please stay in the car.
No fuckin' funny business.
Let's go.
CUSTER: You know, you guys did right by me, I'mma, I'mma do right by you.
I was tryin' to get ahold of that fuckin' doctor I was telling you about, but he must be on vacation or some shit.
Hi, I'm Faye.
Yo, fam, uh, Rue.
[SNIFFS.]
- How's your New Year's goin'? - What? New Year's.
- It's fucking New Year's? - I believe so.
- What? - New year.
I swear my boyfriend doesn't tell me anything.
- FEZCO: So, who is this dude? - This dude ain't a dude.
All right? Her name is Laurie.
She's a little bit of a trip.
Used to be a schoolteacher, but there ain't no money in that.
Just, um, let me do the talking.
RUE: My girlfriend, at the fuckin' train station, she left me straight-up.
She left you at a fucking train station? - Yeah, I was, like, crying.
- What a fucking cunt.
Yeah.
- Holy fucking shit.
- RUE: Yeah.
Um I don't think I wouldn't do that here.
- It's just heroin.
- No, I, I see that.
But, maybe, like, I don't know.
I just feel like it isn't the best place to do that.
- Why? - Um I just feel like this is really not the right time to be doing that.
FAYE: Listen, I fucking know what you are.
You're just a fuckin' junkie-ass bitch, and you're probably fucking eating that ginger's ass for fuckin' oxys or whatever the fuck you're into.
Fuckin' junkie-ass bitch fuckin' [CONTINUES INDISTINCT.]
RUE: Yo, what the fuck are you doing? What, what the fuck? Are you just puttin' it in there? What are you doing? Oh my God okay.
Jesus, that's your whole fucking crotch.
Ow, that looks like it hurt, ow.
- [SCREAMING.]
- What the fuck?! [YELLING.]
Fuck is you doin' here? [DOOR CLOSES.]
Mitch, don't fuckin' hesitate.
- You come to my muthafuckin' house - [CUSTER HOWLS IN PAIN.]
with a fuckin' 12-year-old, two junkie whores, and a motherfucker I don't know.
- You out of your fuckin' mind? - Fuck! - I'm on fuckin' probation.
- BRUCE JR.
: Me too.
We are not involved with any illegal activity.
We don't associate with anybody involved in illegal activity.
And Laurie over there? Laurie don't deserve this shit.
Brucy.
[WHISPERS.]
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING.]
["RIGHT DOWN THE LINE" BY GERRY RAFFERTY PLAYING.]
All right, check this out.
All y'all, let's get naked right fuckin' now.
Come on, man.
Let's go! Get naked right fuckin' now.
Let's go, c'mon.
You heard what the fuck he said, c'mon! BRUCE: Come on, let's go.
Everybody, let's go.
Undress.
Except for you.
Keep your shit on, man.
Nobody wants to see you naked.
B.
J.
, take his ass down.
Put 'em in a fuckin' closet.
Yo, yo, come on now, y'all.
Chill.
- Nobody, Nobody got no fuckin' wire.
- Prove that shit.
I don't know who the fuck you are! For real! Far as I'm concerned, you're a fuckin' cop! Obviously, I'm not wearing a fucking wire.
- You paranoid - Ah! Hey! Hey, hey, she didn't do shit.
- I'm just tryna tell you - [SLAMS.]
- CUSTER: Oh fuck! - BRUCE: Let's go, c'mon.
Everybody, let's get naked.
C'mon, man, let's go.
C'mon, man, hurry! Let's go! It's been you, woman [ON STEREO.]
: Right down the line BRUCE: Come on.
Let's go, man.
Ain't got all fuckin' night.
I know how much I lean on you Only you can see The changes that I've been through Have left a mark on me You've been as constant as a Northern Star The brightest light that shines It's been you, woman Right down the line I just wanna say this is my way Of tellin' you everything I could never say before Yeah, this is my way of tellin' you That every day I'm lovin' you so much more 'Cause you believed in me You not hear what the fuck I said? Uh, no, I'm, I'm just I'm in, I'm in high school.
- Yo, yo, hold on, man.
- Whoa there, pretty boy.
- I'll fold your shit right here.
- Fuck.
Hurry up, bitch.
I've never met a fuckin' doped-out hooker afraid to take her fuckin' clothes off.
[BREATHES HEAVILY.]
I, I promise I won't say anything.
You promise? Promise fuckin' what?! Huh? Lift your fuckin' shirt up! - Want me to do it for ya? Huh? - No, no, no, no.
Fold yo' shit.
Ayo, what the fuck is goin' on back there, yo? Hurry the fuck up! Okay.
BRUCE: Take your fuckin' pants off.
[SHUDDERING.]
BRUCE: See how easy that was? Get fuckin' dressed.
- B.
J.
, we good? - Yeah, we good.
Kid had a Glock on him.
So, now what? Hey Laurie.
It's really good to see you again.
Um I, I wanted to introduce you to a super-dope friend of mine my boy, Fez.
He's, like He's fire, like Where's Mouse? Um You think I could, like, put my drawers on, and talk to you in the other room for a sec? Okay.
["DIRTY WORK" BY STEELY DAN PLAYING.]
Mouse ain't gonna be comin' around no more.
LAURIE: Why's that? 'Cause I didn't like the way he did business.
LAURIE: Says the guy who brings a kid to a drug deal.
That's not a kid.
That's my business partner.
LAURIE: Says the guy who brings a high school girl to a drug deal.
That's my family.
LAURIE: She an addict? She might fuck around, but nah.
So you trust her? With my life.
When you need a bit of lovin' 'Cause your man is out of town Um, could I put my clothes back on now? [CHUCKLES.]
Only if you want to.
I'll get the kid.
I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh, yeah I don't wanna do your dirty work No more I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh, yeah Sorry about all the hubbub, guys.
Just being careful.
You have sent the maid home early Like a thousand times before So, you all ready to do some business? I'm a fool to do your dirty work Yes, ma'am.
I don't wanna do your dirty work That was hon Honestly, that was the craziest shit I've ever experienced.
What was The fuckin' dude with the long hair and the fuckin' gun? What was his deal? That was a fuckin' look, wasn't it? Geez.
Oh my God.
And, and when, when he took me Fuckin' when old boy, he When he took me to the back, I, well, I thought for sure I was gonna [CLENCHED MUMBLING.]
Ah, fuck.
And that lady, let me just say, she is a fucking gangster.
She's a fucking gangster.
They all work for her.
Aye, why you actin' like that shit was fun, Rue? For real.
You're pissin' me off.
Actin' dumb as fuck right now.
Goddamn, all smilin' and laughin' and shit.
You know, half of that shit was your fault, too.
- Fuckin' around, actin' stupid.
- RUE: Sorry! I'm j I'm just saying, serious question.
How many female drug dealers do you know? - Good ones? - RUE: Yes.
- One.
- Case in point.
I know what fuck I'm saying.
Shit's gotta change.
["HYPNOTIZE" BY THE NOTORIOUS B.
I.
G.
PLAYING.]
Ha, sicker than your average Poppa twist cabbage off instinct Niggas don't think shit stink Pink gators, my Detroit players [MUSIC FADES.]
If I don't find a bathroom, I'm gonna spend New Year's with a fucking UTI.
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who Do somethin' to us, talk go through us Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us Who us, yeah, Poppa and Puff Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3 Bang every MC easily, busily - Where's the bathroom? - That way.
Thank you.
- Maddy, have you seen Cassie? - I thought she was with you.
No, we like got in a screaming fight and she got out the car in the middle of the road.
Wait, what? - CASHIER: How are you doin' tonight? - Terrible.
$2.
19.
CASHIER: Happy New Year.
[DARK MUSIC PLAYING.]
MADDY: What were you fighting about? She was drinking while I was driving.
- MADDY: How long ago was this? - Like an hour and a half.
MADDY: Did you call her? She's not answering.
She always answers.
LEXI: I know.
It's fucking weird.
[CAR RADIO BLASTING.]
CASHIER: Can I see your I.
D.
? Thank you.
["NATE GROWING UP" BY LABRINTH PLAYING.]
Ohh Ohh, player, player, put the money on it What's up, Cassie.
- [MOUTH FULL.]
Hi.
- You want somethin' to wash that down? Thanks.
What are you doin' tonight? Well, I was supposed to go to this party with my sister.
- Right.
- And then, we got into this really big fight.
- Are you still with McKay? - Mmm, no.
- What happened? - We broke up.
- Why? - 'Cause we were in different places.
Yeah, it's the same shit with me and Maddy.
Yeah.
I know.
But you're like a, you're like a relationship kind of girl, right? Trying not to be.
I didn't mean it like that.
- Like what? - Like, I'm, I'm just tryna focus on myself.
- NATE: Why? - Because I keep making mistakes and not learning from them.
Would you like a ride to this party? [LAUGHING.]
["DEAD OF NIGHT" BY ORVILLE PECK PLAYING.]
The sun goes down, another dreamless night You're right by my side You wake me up, you say it's time to ride In the dead of night Strange canyon road, strange look in your eyes You shut them as we fly As we fly Stark, hollow town, Carson city lights - CASSIE: Ah, ah, ah! - [NATE LAUGHS.]
Oh, my God! We laugh until we cry I'm soaking wet! You say, "go fast," I say, "hold on tight" In the dead of night Dead of night See See the boys as they walk on by See See the boys as they walk on by As they walk on by As they walk on by It's enough to make a young man I'm actually worried.
She was, like, very drunk.
I'm sure she's fine.
There's no way Cassie's gonna miss a New Year's Eve party.
["RUNWAY" BY BLAQ TUXEDO PLAYING.]
[BANGS ON DOOR.]
I'm using the fuckin' bathroom! - MADDY: Nate? - [GASPS.]
Shh! NATE: Uh, just a sec.
[RATTLING KNOB.]
NATE: Hold on! - Yo, just a minute! - Open the fucking door, Nate! I have to pee! [BANGING CONTINUES.]
Are you fuckin' crying? MADDY: Can you open the door? [CASSIE CRYING, MUMBLING.]
Shh, there's no fuckin' reason to cry.
You haven't been caught.
MADDY: I have to pee, Nate! Open the door! NATE: Calm down, and put your clothes on.
- I can't She's my best friend.
- MADDY: Open the door! - [BANGS ON DOOR.]
- I need to pee! I'm just usin' the bathroom! Just a second! Fuckin' pee outside! Are you taking a shit at a party? [RAP MUSIC CONTINUES.]
- Have you guys talked to Cassie? - No.
- Will you let me know if you do? - Yeah.
I can't believe Maddy's so sweet, though.
Yeah, sometimes.
Yo, you Rue's friend, right? Yeah, since like preschool.
Sorry, I don't know why I said that.
Nah, you good.
You met where you met.
Yo, what was your name again? - Lexi.
- Lexi.
I like that.
That's a nice name.
Thanks.
Runway, runway, runway, runway, runway, runway, runway Runway, runway, runway, runway Aye, yo.
Nah, bro.
Get the fuck down from there, bro.
Hell no.
Runway, runway, runway, runway [SIGHS.]
[MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED.]
You're so disgusting.
I can smell it.
- I hear you taking a shit.
- NATE: It's okay.
- Hurry the fuck up! - [BANGS ON DOOR.]
Cassie [CRYING.]
: We shouldn't have done this.
I need you to focus, okay? MADDY: What are you fuckin' doing? - I'm all tangled.
- Okay, Okay.
I'm so scared.
I'm really scared, Nate.
NATE: Hey, look at me.
Look at me.
I need you to trust me.
- I need you to trust me, okay? - CASSIE: Mm-hm.
MADDY: Wipe your ass and come out.
I need to pee! I need you to listen to exactly what I say.
MADDY: I'm gonna break this fucking door, Nate.
Open the fucking door! [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING.]
["BACK THAT AZZ UP" BY JUVENILE PLAYING.]
Won't you back that azz up Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up You waitin' for the bathroom? Do I know you? TRAVIS: A lot of people know me.
- Do you know me? - TRAVIS: Yeah.
You're the girl I met on New Year's Eve standin' in line for the bathroom.
[SOFTLY.]
: Oh, God.
Shit.
Ooh.
How you guys doin'? Happy New Year.
Wait, did you not wash your hands? What the fuck are you talking about, Maddy? I can't believe you took a shit at a party, and you didn't wash your hands.
Yo, wassup? My name's Travis.
I would shake your hand, but I don't wanna get Hepatitis.
- Yo, can we talk somewhere in private? - No, because I have to fucking pee.
Move.
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up You's a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING.]
My goal tonight is to black out this entire fucking stupid year.
- Okay? - Stop! [LAUGHS.]
Oh shit, sorry.
What were you snorting? I wasn't.
I wasn't snorting anything.
Yeah, you were.
Nah fixing this washing machine, actually.
I work for, uh Whirlpool.
Yeah.
You see it? It's all messed up, so I'm just If you tell me what drugs you're doing, I'll tell you what drugs I'm doing.
- Yeah, okay, deal.
- Tight.
Now drop it like it's hot, drop, drop it like it's hot C-M-B make you drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot, drop, drop it like it's hot [URINATING.]
Fuck.
Fuck my life.
[QUIETLY.]
: Oh, God.
[FAUCET RUNNING.]
[GAGS.]
[TURNS FAUCET OFF.]
Wanna smoke? [MUSIC CONTINUES.]
[SNORTING.]
Fuck.
[GRUNTS.]
- Oh, no.
- You all right? RUE: Uh Mm-hm.
I think I'm gonna need ya to check my pulse.
Are you Are you for real? Who was that guy? Literally, the worst person in the world.
Mm-mm, I don't smoke random people's weed.
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING.]
ELLIOT: Fifty-six.
Fuck.
Oh, I think I might be goin' into cardiac arrest.
Are you fuckin' serious? Do you want me to call an ambulance? Nuh-uh.
No, I just Uh, just, Adderall.
Just crush up the Adderall.
It's in my sock.
Didn't we do the same amount of drugs? No.
TRAVIS: Come on, we've met before.
- You know who I am.
- Mm, I really don't.
I promise.
[SIGHS.]
Okay, fine.
All I know is your name is Travis.
You're like three years ahead of me, and you're like a DJ or a producer, and you had a song on the radio.
Whatever.
- Hi, have you seen Rue? - LEXI: No.
Yo, Happy New Year, Jewel! It-it's Jules.
Yeah, come on.
I know your name, Jewel.
Have you seen Rue? - Um, yeah, she's somewhere around here.
- Is she? [SNORTS.]
- [RUE GROANS.]
- ELLIOT: Oh, fuck.
["UHUH YEAH" BY G.
L.
A.
M.
& COLBIE PLAYING.]
There it is.
Oh, there's my heart.
Hello, heart Thought I lost ya.
[CHUCKLES.]
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
I'm not sure it's a good thing we met.
RUE: What are you talkin' about? You're my new favorite person.
- [BOTH CHUCKLING.]
- RUE: Ah shit.
Ooh, thought I was gonna die for a second there.
[LAUGHS.]
Could you imagine just finding me dead? Oh man! [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING.]
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[PHONE RINGING.]
So, did you, like, have a good Christmas, or are you Jewish or somethin'? Yeah, well, my mom's Jewish, but she always says if the Christians can steal Christmas from the Pagans, then the Jews can also.
You say the Christians stole Christmas? Well, in order to convert the Germanic Pagans who, like, celebrated winter solstice and stuff, the Christians were like, "Fuck it.
Let's just say Jesus was born this day, and you can hang tinsel and stuff.
" How you just go and change the man's birthday? Well, in the same way King James was rewriting the Bible on one side of the castle, and had witches tryna turn his pee into gold on the other.
Yo, how the fuck do you know all of this? I don't know, by reading.
Do you, like, not believe in God? Damn, Lexi you fuckin' fearless.
Thanks.
Do you believe in God? Hell yeah, I believe in God.
Like, there's a man sitting in the clouds judging all of your actions and stuff.
Hell yeah.
Can I ask you a personal question? What's up? How do you justify dealing drugs then? Well, I mean, my Uncle Carl got diabetes from eatin' too much McDonald's.
You don't see nobody goin' after they ass.
Yeah, but if I were God, I don't know if I'd let McDonald's CEO in Heaven.
I'd be like, "Fuck that guy.
" Yeah, that's a good point.
I have to get back to you on that one.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- Did you find her? - JULES: No.
Well, if you found her, we wouldn't be hangin' out.
Oh, yeah.
It's, probably, true.
I'm sorry.
When we first started hanging out, I thought we'd be pretty close, but guess not.
[CHUCKLES.]
I know.
That's my fault.
I'm sorry No, I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't even mean it.
No, but, I mean, it's true, like my world got too small, and it didn't feel good.
It's okay.
["DIRT" BY B.
O.
B PLAYING.]
MADDY: I don't, I don't remember.
- TRAVIS: You don't remember? - MADDY: Mm-mm.
- TRAVIS: Stop lyin'.
- MADDY: I don't listen to the radio.
- Can I kiss you, baby? - No.
- Yo, yo.
What's good, man? - McKay, good to see you.
- Been a couple weeks, man.
- Yeah.
- Hey, Happy New Year, McKay! - Wassup, wassup, Lex! - Happy New Year! - Uh, have you seen Cassie? - Uh, nah.
I ain't seen Cass since - LEXI: Yeah.
- MCKAY: Is she here, though? - LEXI: Uh, no.
No? Well, will you text me if you hear from her? Yeah, I got you.
Yo, it's good to fuckin' see you, bro.
- Good to see you, man.
- Yeah.
- Are you good? - Yeah, no, I'm good, man.
- You waitin' on somebody? - [PHONE RINGING.]
You ain't got enough arch She go crazy with the bone It gon' make the dog bark She go crazy with the dome Make a nigga fall apart Make a nigga false start Why not? 'Cause you're the corniest guy I've ever met.
TRAVIS: But you're literally the sexiest girl I've ever met.
- MADDY: Thank you.
You have good taste.
- TRAVIS: Love at first sight.
- MADDY: You are trippin'.
- TRAVIS: I'm trippin'? - MADDY: Yeah you're high.
- [PHONE VIBRATING.]
What the fuck is that? Come on, pick up.
[PHONE VIBRATING.]
Yo, check it out.
Some girl like passed out in here.
Who cares? You wanna dance? Hell yeah, I wanna dance.
By, by the time we roll, save these hoes, switcheroo Drop, drop it to the dirt, drop it to the dirt, dirt Put it in the dirt, dirt, put it in the dirt, dirt Dig it in the dirt, dirt, drop it to the dirt, dirt [MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED.]
DRUNK KID: Oh, fuck.
You're really hot, but I'm still gonna take a shit, sorry.
Oh, okay.
["PARTY UP" BY DMX PLAYING.]
Y'all gon' make me lose my mind Up in here, up in here - Bro, I was just about to ask you.
- Yeah, man, I fucked up.
But I'm doin' everything I can to get her back.
Up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me lose my cool Up in here, up in here If I gotsta bring it to you cowards Then it's gonna be quick, aight All your mens up in the jail before Suck my dick, and all them other Cats you run with, get done with, dumb quick How the fuck you gonna cross the dog with some bum shit, aight There go the gun click, nine-one-one shit All over some dumb shit, ain't that some shit Ya remind me of a strip club, 'cause everytime You come around, it's like I just gotta Get my dick sucked, and I don't know Who the fuck you think you talkin' to But I'm not him, aight, Slim, so watch what you do Oh my God! Oh my God.
Oh my God.
- I'm sorry.
Are you okay? - You scared the fucking shit out of me.
- Happy New Year's.
I love you.
- Aw, I love you, too.
[CHUCKLES.]
You two are disgusting.
Preacher tellin' the truth and it hurts Y'all gon' make me lose my mind [SLOW, DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYING.]
You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe Cassie, where the fuck have you been? I called you, like, 500 times.
- You did? - Why aren't you answering the phone? MADDY: Happy New Year, Cass! I love you.
Hey, Cass, can I talk to you for a minute? Uh, yeah, totally.
Up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out Up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me act a fool Why is Cassie acting so fuckin' weird? I don't know.
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool Up in here, up in here - Hey.
- Where'd you go? I was startin' to miss you.
- That's not true.
- Why would I lie? You're, like, the coolest person in here.
[DARK MUSIC PLAYING.]
I just felt like we were in two different places or something.
But what was it specifically that made you feel like that? It wasn't anything specific.
It was just a feeling.
You still feel that way? Like, we're in two completely different places? [QUIETLY.]
: Fuck.
Cass, what's wrong? I'm sorry.
What's wrong? I shouldn't be anybody's girlfriend.
What does that mean? I don't know if I'm a good person.
- All right.
- I'm sorry All right, no.
You ain't gotta say nothin' else to me.
Rue? Rue? [ECHOING.]
: Hey.
["MADONNA" BY TARIK PLAYING.]
To fuckin' New Year's.
NATE: Yo yo, you fuck her? Nah, man, we were just havin' a conversation.
You tryin' to tell me you took her in that room, and you didn't dick her down? - MCKAY: Nah, I didn't.
- I don't believe you.
Come on, tell me the truth.
That's the truth.
I took her in the room, had a conversation.
That was it.
Are you tryin' to tell me that you didn't miss those titties? - [CHUCKLES.]
Come on, bro.
- I knew it.
I knew it.
You dirty motherfucker.
You dirty motherfucker.
- You wear a condom? - Come on, bruh, chill Nah, you wear a condom? - You dirty motherfucker.
- Chill, chill You dirty motherfucker.
- Yo, where'd you come? - Bruh, chill.
- Where'd you come? - Chill.
- Come in her mouth? - Bro, chill Yo, you come on her belly? - Yo, you come in her cunt? - The fuck is wrong with you, bro? - You come in her cunt? - Shut up, bro.
Chill.
Aight.
Happy New Year's, motherfucker.
Happy New Year.
What are you doing? RUE: Smokin' a little bit of weed.
Uh, could I talk to you? Uh, yeah.
Uh, you can take my chair.
I'm gonna get a drink.
JULES: How you doing? I'm good.
When did you relapse? Just fuckin' weed, Jules.
JULES: Like, when did you relapse? You want me to be honest? Yeah.
The night you left.
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING.]
Yo, I gotta cut soon, but I just wanna tell you that talkin' to you was one of the best parts of my whole year.
Yeah, right.
- Why you always doin' that shit? - What? I don't know, like, doubting yourself and shit.
Oh, I don't know.
Do I do that? Mm, kinda.
Yo can I, like, get your phone number or somethin'? Yeah.
Um, here.
I hope to see you soon, Lexi.
Have a good night.
You, too.
- Yo, what's good? - Start the car and be ready, man.
All right, sure thing.
- Dude, I - No, dude, I'm done for the night.
Wait, where are you going? Yo, Fez said if you want a ride, now's the time.
All right.
Well, um I guess I gotta go.
- Okay.
- RUE: All right.
[DARK MUSIC PLAYING.]
[CAR STARTS.]
Everyone, everyone! One minute till fuckin' New Year's! [ALL CHEERING.]
["THE LAKE" BY LABRINTH PLAYING.]
Jules? I'm, uh, I'm, uh I'm sorry about that.
I I didn't mean to be mean.
Um I don't know.
I'm just havin' a tough time.
You know? Uh I just really miss you.
I really miss you, too.
I know that I never, uh, I never really said it before, but I want to be with you.
RUE: Say something.
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh [SHOUTING.]
: Happy New Year! FEZCO: Excuse me.
Excuse me.
What's up, man? You havin' a good time? [COUGHS.]
Yeah.
You make any New Year's resolutions? - No, you? - A few.
The last time we talked, didn't you say you wanted to kill me? Yeah, well It's a new year, playboy.
CASSIE: [GASPS.]
Oh, my God! [ALL EXCLAIMING.]
Oh, my God! Fezco, stop! [YELLING.]
: McKay! Stop.
Stop! Fezco, stop! [EXCLAIMING.]
Fezco, get off of him! - Stop! - Chill, chill, chill! Chill, chill, chill! Come on, guys.
It's New Year.
Come on.
- Careful, careful, careful.
- Pick him up! Relax, relax! Is he okay? Is he okay? Help me get him up! Help me get him up! Come on.
Wait, watch his head.
Careful, careful! Fuck! Damn.
Happy New Year.