Euphoria (2019) s02e04 Episode Script

1 Does that feel okay? Yeah, it feels amazing.
I don't think you understand how much I love Jules.
How about we hit the hay? What are you What are you? This may be the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
It's also the first time it's happened to me.
Are you sure this feels okay? Yeah, it's amazing.
The only problem is, I took so many Narcos, I literally can't feel a fuckin' thing.
Is there anything you want me to, like do differently? Nah, nah.
It's amazing.
Rue, you keep saying that.
I know, 'cause this is amazing.
I've been doing it for, like, 25 straight minutes.
Yeah, and it's amazing.
Wait, did I already say it was amazing? I'm so fuckin' high.
Don't tell anyone, but she might as well be going down on my ankle.
Are you, like, close to cumming? I think so.
Please, God don't ever let Jules find out what I'm about to do.
Oh, I'm cumming! Oh! - Rue? - Yeah? Did you just fake an orgasm? What? No, no.
Are you crazy? That was amazing.
I feel like Rue is too lazy a person to fake an orgasm.
I'm telling you, Elly, there's no way she makes the sounds I heard when she actually orgasms.
Like what sounds? It was like it was like I'm cummiiing! Okay, yeah, yeah.
- It's awful.
- Yeah.
No, it's bad.
Maybe she's just not attracted to me.
Or maybe you, you suck at eating pussy.
That could be it.
Oh God, that's embarrassing.
No.
It's cool.
You're new to the game.
Yeah, but it makes me feel like a guy.
Why? 'Cause guys don't know how to eat pussy.
Oh my God.
You want me to show you, bro? - Bitch, I swear to God.
- All right, so check it out.
- Pretend this is your pussy, right? - What are you Oh.
- Ooh.
- Uh-huh, there's that.
And also Wow.
See? Just like that.
Here, try me.
- Try mine.
- You sure? Yeah.
No, it's my hand, not my pussy.
It's okay.
Go ahead.
Do your thing.
Just like I taught you.
Yeah, but then point your tongue.
Ooh.
Oh! See? And that's how you make me cum.
And you taste good.
Uh, Rue's outside.
I'm just gonna tuck my dick in my waistband, and, uh You don't know how much power you have.
I'm not a good person.
I don't like what we're doing.
You seem very much at home here.
Would you like a tour? I feel like you ruined me forever.
Why does it sound romantic when you say it like that? - I love you.
- I love you, too.
Why did you love me? - I still love you.
- But why? 'Cause you're smart and cruel but not really.
- Not really smart? - Not really cruel.
It's funny you say that because it's something that I didn't really realize until after we broke up.
Did you know that I loved you? I'm not talking about obsession or fighting or fucking.
I'm talking about love.
Did you feel loved by me? I don't know.
But you knew I had feelings for Maddy.
But I didn't know you were gonna get back together with her.
How many times do I have to tell you that we're not back together? Right, you just hung out and talked about love.
Oh, Jesus fuckin' Christ.
If I would've known you were gonna get back together, - I wouldn't have done this.
- That's a lie! It's not a lie.
You have this image of yourself as so fuckin' sweet and innocent but it's bullshit.
If you were a fuckin' sweet person, you wouldn't have fucked your best friend's boyfriend.
You two were broken up.
That is a comfort to nobody but you.
I can't do this.
What, you wanna go tell Maddy? Maybe I will.
You're afraid that I'm still in love with Maddy, so you're gonna do whatever the fuck it takes to destroy that.
This isn't about being a fuckin' good person, Cassie, or being a fuckin' good friend.
This is about you getting what you want.
You can fuckin' leave, or you can get into bed.
It's up to you.
You know what you don't realize, Nate? Is I don't care what happens to me.
I don't care how angry Maddy gets.
You two shouldn't be together.
You're toxic.
- How would you know? - Because she's my best friend, and I'm in a relationship with you.
She's not good for you, you're not good for her, and I will do everything I can to prevent it.
Maddy, that's literally fucking insane.
- Madd Cassie, I s - See?! - This is what I'm talking about! - I, I said Maddy because we're talking about how fucking crazy Maddy is, which you can't seem to fuckin' comprehend.
No, what you don't understand, Nate, is I am crazier! That's not somethin' to be fuckin' proud of, Cassie! No but it is something you should be scared of.
What the fuck? What the fuck? You can't fucking blackmail me into a relationship with you.
Blackmail means you don't have choices.
But in reality, you do have choices.
You just have to own up to the consequences of them! That is the literal fucking definition of blackmail! If you don't do this, I'm gonna do that Fine, it's blackmail! I don't care! It doesn't change anything! - It's fucked up! - You know what's fucked up, Nate? You telling me that you love me, and then going and being in a relationship with my best friend! What the fuck?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Okay.
Bye.
For fuckin' C Cassie, stop.
I love you.
Did you lose weight? Do I look different? - Do I look different? - I was just wondering.
- Then why would you ask? - I was just curious.
- Why are you so judgmental? - Why are you so judgmental? I wasn't judging you.
You sit on your bed all day just waiting to criticize me.
That's not true.
Did you lose weight? Are you depressed? Why haven't you cleaned your room? Do you ever think about Dad? What happened with McKay? - Where were you last night? - Just shut the fuck up, Grace! Shut the fuck up, Lexi! Fine, I'll stop caring.
You're making me feel like I'm going crazy.
Like I'm actually fucking crazy.
Okay, well, thank you.
Next.
Any of you snitches to your parents about this, your days at the Howard House are finito burrito.
Never that - Cheers - To my beautiful girls.
It's hard to believe we need a place called hell What, what? Place called hell - Where's Mom? - Asleep.
The devil inside Not a care in the world.
Every single one of us I would like to make a toast.
The devil inside To Nathaniel.
The devil inside The winner of all winners the king of all kings, the big swingin' dick, Mr.
Big Balls, huh? You are a part of me I will never understand.
But I take full responsibility.
I think I'm gonna go for a drive.
Fuckin' A.
Wear a seatbelt.
Okay, Dad.
I was dancing in a lesbian bar Ooh, ooh, ooh I gotta go to the bathroom.
I think she has a crush on you.
Should we all just fuck? Well, I was dancing in the lesbian bar In the industrial zone I was dancing with my friends And dancing alone Things were all right But in this bar, things were Friday night I also have to use the restroom.
I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh Well, I was dancing in the lesbian bar Way downtown I was there to check the scene And hang around Well, the first bar Things were stop and stare But in this bar, things were laissez-faire In the first bar, things were stop and stare In this bar things were laissez faire I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh In the first bar, folks were drinking sips But in this bar, they could shake their hips That was not 10 seconds.
- Is that a dare? - Maybe.
- We should make her jealous.
- Mm.
- Start the clock.
- Okay One, two, oh, three, four, five, six, wow, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Yep, thank you.
Wow, cool.
- That was amazing.
- O-kay, Rue.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you, are you jealous? No, no.
I don't get jealous, um.
- Hey, Elliot.
- Yeah.
- Uh, truth or dare? - Dare.
I dare you to lick from here to here.
Wow, your girlfriend is sexy.
I was dancing in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh Wow, ooh.
Ooh, jealous, Rue? Hm? Now, that was fucking amazing.
You know, I think if you guys are gonna keep up with these lesbian power games we should steal some liquor.
This is how we do it Oh, I fuckin' love this song.
This is how we do it Whoo, bitches! Trademark on that pussy, trademarking my brand-new bitch Yeah, duh, hol' up, blood Hol' up, cuh, hol' up, sis, huh LLC the Glock, and I LLC my bitch, huh I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because This is how we do it C'mon, let's dance.
What's wrong? C'mon c'mon.
Let's flip the track, bring the old school back This is how we do it This is how we do it Do you think Nate's still coming over? Um, yeah, that's what Maddy says.
If you're an OG mack or a wanna-be player You see the hood's been good to me What's wrong? I, like can't fucking stand Ethan.
- I was wondering.
- I don't know.
He's, like, sweet, and, like, something good finally happens, and I'm, like, a million times more miserable.
Well, there's a difference between what you think you should want, and what you actually want.
- How do I know what I want? - You don't.
Then, what's the whole world always talkin' about? People are retarded.
No, seriously, people are fucking retarded.
Maddy, I don't think you can say that word.
This shit is hard and confusing.
The last thing you need is to feel worse because you're not feeling something you're supposed to feel.
You do what feels good to you.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
You know what would feel good? - What? - Dancing with me on my birthday.
- Okay.
- Come on.
Bitch, don't think shit sweet I'm the same Baby Keem in 48 states All right, I'm gonna distract the clerk, you're gonna steal the beer - and you do nothing.
Cool? - Word.
- All right, break.
- Cool.
Oh my God! Kramer! - Dude - Comedian, okay, thank you.
Didn't you get canceled for saying, like, the N-word a bunch of times? - Uh, you know what, man? - Now you work at - a convenience store? - What's up, bro? Twitter is fucked up.
I've always said that.
And they're always takin' shit too far.
You know what I mean? What're you gonna do? - Hey! - Hey.
Kramer, Kramer! - How much is all this anyway? - Fuckin' motherfucker! Motherfuckers! Get out of my store! Don't come back! - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! - Go, Elliot, let's go! Go, go, go! Oh my - Aah! Oh my God! Go! - Oh my God! Jesus Christ! Rue! - Hi.
- Is Maddy here? Yeah.
I can hear your heartbeat Knockin' on the window I can feel the weight deep down below I can hear whispers - Comin' from the shadows - Woo! Come on.
Whoa! I can hear your heartbeat Woo! Ohh, heartbeat Woo! Hey you You're losin', you're losin' You're losin', you're losin' your vitamin C I can hear your tiptoe I can hear the door close Anticipation in me grows Woo-hoo! Come on, baby! Se están prendiendo las calles Esta llegando todo el calor You're losin', you're losin' You're losin', you're losin' your vitamin C Hey you You know, you can't drink on that shit.
It's fuckin' dangerous.
- It's fine.
- Oh my God.
Muévete mas Mueve todo tu cuerpo sin parar Muévete mas Bailala ahi, bailala ahi How are you feeling? I feel fine.
Do I not look fine? Whoo-hoo! Come on, motherfucker! Fuck you, pal! Oh shit! Oh my God! Woo! Yo, could you put the fuckin' drink down? - Are you fuckin' drinking? - Mm, yeah.
- It's just one drink.
- I don't care.
Why are you drinking? I'm not even into alcohol like that.
- Then why are you drinking it? - You know, f Elliot, just take me the fuck home, please.
- Rue - Nah, I just I wanna go home.
No, Rue, I'm, I'm just saying, like, don't drink.
No, I wanna go home.
- Why? Why? - Just drop me off.
- Drop me off, please.
- Why? Because I can't fuckin' stand you.
What? Yeah, I don't wanna fuckin' I don't wanna argue about this shit.
I don't wanna fight.
I'm sick of fuckin' fighting.
I just would rather be home.
You did good, big fella.
Hey, I'm gonna head out but, um, happy birthday.
- Why? Don't go.
- Well, I just thought I'd give you guys - a little bit of girl time.
- That's so sweet.
Nah, you should stay.
Wow, that was certainly a choice.
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me What are you doing, Cassie? Waiting for the hot tub to get hot.
Fight the feeling, fight the feeling Leave it alone Dream, baby, dream Of all that's come and going M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E Don't you know that it's a method of Modern love Whiskey.
Hey, can I have a cigarette? Thank you.
Can I borrow your light? I'm Cal.
Modern love M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E I know what you're dreaming of I haven't been here in 25 years.
Hi.
Modern love Well, you tell us that we're wrong And you tell us not to sing our song Nothin' we can say will make you see You got a heart of stone You can never feel You say, oh, I'm not afraid, it can't happen to me I've lived my life as a good man Oh, no, you're out of your mind It won't happen to me 'Cause I've carried my weight And I've been a strong man Listen to the man in the liquor store Yellin', anybody wanna drink before the war So stop talking of war 'Cause you know we've heard it all before Why don't you go out there and do something useful Ohh, listen to the man in the liquor store He yellin', anybody wanna drink before the war And you live in a shell You create your own hell You live in the past and talk about war I thought I lost you.
But it's a life you can save So stop gettin' fast, it's not gonna happen She always like this? No, but when she drinks, it's just tragic.
Just, just drop me off.
Can you just, just pull, just pull the fuck over, and just let me out, please.
- Right here, Rue? - Yep.
Just fuckin' right up here.
Alright.
Ah, fuck! Can I take a shower? Yeah.
Get in the hot tub with us.
I don't, uh, I don't, I don't really feel like it.
It's my birthday, come on.
- Ooh, this feels so good.
- I know.
Can I borrow a shirt? Hi.
- Hi.
- Are you, are you okay? - Oh, oh.
- Oh, oh.
- It's okay.
- Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's okay.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
I'm so glad you guys are back together.
Yeah! - We're not back together.
- You're not? No.
I mean, I was gonna say no, but why are you saying no? - Um, because we're not.
- I know, but why do you sound so definitive about it? - I wasn't being definitive.
- It sounded like it.
No, I mean, she just asked a question That you didn't have to answer.
- Oh, okay, yeah.
- But you did.
I don't understand what we're arguing about.
You and your tone.
But we're not back together.
This is somethin' that I wanna hold onto Uh, yet.
I mean, why don't just say, "We're working it out.
" You literally just said you were gonna say no.
- Right, but that's me.
- Meaning what? Meaning that when I say it, it means something totally different - than when you say it.
- Okay.
It might seem that way in your head, Maddy, but it's the same word.
Yeah, but it's also the speed with which you said no.
- Aw, gimme a fuckin' break.
- It was quick.
- It wasn't, no.
- It was like a reflex.
It wasn't like a reflex at all.
- It was like his natural instinct.
- It wasn't.
- It was hasty.
- You see? You really think she's gonna disagree with you? If I disagreed with her, then I would.
Okay.
What, you don't think I have a mind of my own? - No, I'm sure you do.
- Ooh, he's such a cunt! What the fuck is your problem? You see, I'm not crazy, right? Because he's always tryin' to gaslight me.
Look, I don't wanna argue about this.
You see, this is why I don't believe you when you make all these promises, and you're like, "Oh, let's get back together.
" "You're the only person in the world I care about.
"You're a Goddess, and it's my fault "for not treating you like a Goddess.
"I promise, Maddy.
I'll change.
I'll grow.
"I'll be better.
I don't deserve you.
"But I love you.
"Please, when I go to college, move with me.
Marry me.
Have my babies.
" I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry, Maddy! I'm sorry, Maddy.
I'm sorry, Maddy.
- I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.
It's not fine.
I ruined everything, Maddy.
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.
- It's not fine.
- It's fine.
You're my best friend, - and I'm sorry.
- What's going on? Sweetie, it's okay.
Oh God.
You threw up.
- I'm so sorry - Just get outta the, get outta the tub.
Maddy.
I didn't Maddy, you're my best friend.
Just get out! - Oh my God.
- What happened?! Cassie threw up on all of us.
Can somebody help me, please?! - I'm sorry, Maddy.
- Use the bathroom! Nate, get me a fucking towel! Maddy, I'm sorry! I never knew there was a love like this before Never had someone to show me a love Love like this before I never knew a love I know this much is Are you crying? True - You wanna wrestle? - No.
- No, no, no.
Hey.
- I'm gonna getcha.
- No, I'm good.
Stop.
Come on, man.
- See? - And I'm gonna getcha.
- No, I'm good.
I'm good.
What the fuck?! All right, man.
That's enough.
- What, you wanna wrestle, too? - Come on, man.
- Put your shirt back on.
- I was state champion, man.
- Hey, Mr.
Clean! - Come on! Oh, Jesus, you three wanna wrestle? - You think you can take me? - Your dance, cowboy.
- You think you can take me? - Out! You think you can take me? Let's do this.
Let's do this, big boy.
Oh, shit.
Yes! Now, it's a party! Fuckin' out of here.
What? I was just havin' fun, man.
No, man.
I warned you, like, 10 fuckin' times not to wrestle anybody.
You didn't fuckin' listen.
You're never stepping foot in here again.
Hey, hey You can't do that to me, man! Hey, hey! You can't fuckin' kick me out, man! You can't do this to me, man! Hey! I haven't been here in, like, 20 years! I have good memories here, man.
You can't tell me I can't come back in! Ah, fuck.
Okay, all right.
All right.
Okay.
Fuck off! Juliet, please, please! You're next! We're in danger! Please, listen to me! Something terrible! - This movie is so real.
- Word.
Yo, who the fuck is that? Yo! - What's up, man? - Hey, man.
I really gotta talk to you.
Um - Mm.
Hm.
- Is everything good, bro? Nah, man.
Mouse's baby mama showed up asking all types of stupid-ass questions.
Fuuuck.
I've got to let you know I've got to let you know You're one of my kind Hey are you okay? Mm-mm.
Hold on.
- Hey, hold on.
- I don't want to talk about it.
I really have to tell you somethin'.
Okay um I lied to you.
Rue's not sober.
She hasn't been since I met her.
She's been doing everything from heroin to fentanyl to benzos.
And I know that because I've been doing it with her.
And I'm so sorry.
I just didn't wanna keep lyin' to you.
Lord, I'm tired Hey Lord, you know I'm tired Hey Lord, you know I'm tired of tears Hey Lord, just cut me loose Hey Lord, you know I'm fighting Hey Lord, you know I'm fighting I'm sure this world is done with me Hey Lord, you know it's true Now the tide is rolling in I ain't tryin' to win Let it take me Let it take me I'll be on my way How long can I stay? In a place that cannot contain me Hey Lord, you know I'm tired Hey, Lord, you know I'm tired I'm sorry I let you down.
Why? 'Cause I'm not a good person.
That's not true.
Yeah, but you don't really know me anymore.
Yes I do.
I'm always with you.
Please don't say you need me I miss you so much.
Release me I just miss you so much, Dad.
One day you will see me Believe me Believe me Oh, please don't say you need me Believe me Believe me One day you will see me Believe me You will leave me Ahhh.
Woo! What, what are you doing? Are you, are you peeing? Okay, Cal, wh-what is wrong with you? I think I'm lonely.
- What? - I think I'm lonely.
Okay, look, could you please put your penis away? - No.
- Cal, I'm not gonna ask you again.
- Put your penis away.
- I am who I am.
Oh, fuck.
- Mom, what's goin' on? - Okay.
- Cal, put your dick away.
- Yo, Dad, - what the fuck are you doing? - I'm sorry.
I was just I was just telling your mother that I think I'm very lonely.
Okay, but, like, can you put your fucking dick away? Okay, Cal, Cal, this is not funny.
What's goin' on? Dad's standing in the foyer with his dick out.
- What the fuck are you doing? - I don't know.
You know what you three assholes are lookin' at? The man with no name.
What, what the fuck are you even saying? Yo, what the fuck is going on, guys? I'm a rogue.
I march to the beat of my own drum.
You guys should've seen me tonight.
I don't know if you would've been proud, but ya might've been impressed.
Cal, listen to me.
I think you need to see a doctor.
All right? You're not, you're not you.
No, Marsha.
That's where you're wrong.
- I am 100% me.
- Okay, you're scaring me now.
You know why? 'Cause I'm a man.
I'm an animal.
I'm a motherfuckin' Rottweiler.
You know how many men I've fucked? - What?! - Cal, stop it.
- Aaron - Cal, please.
Please stop.
Do you know how many men I've fucked? Dad, why are you saying this? - Guess.
- I, I don't understand.
Like, what the fuck is going on? I had sex with a man for the first time when you were in your mama's belly.
Dad, why the fuck are you saying these things? Like, have you lost your fucking mind? You're talking about fucking men in front of Mom when I was, what? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Who the fuck are you? Here's the funny thing if I said tonight that I went to the strip club, and I Hoo! Picked up a real grade-A piece of ass huge tits, shaved pussy and I fucked the shit outta her in my truck you wouldn't be one-tenth as appalled as you are right now.
You wouldn't be standin' here saying, "Dad, what are you talkin' about?" You'd be like, "Dad, don't say that in front of Mom.
" Fuck you Fuck you.
You're a bunch of fuckin' hypocrites.
I'm a man.
I'll fuck whoever I want, whenever I want.
I'll fuck men, I'll fuck women, I'll fuck transsexuals, and I'll have a mighty fine time doin' it.
I eat what I kill.
I'm goin' to bed.
I'm a faggot sexist, chaser, pig, fuckin' creep, and I love it.
Living a double life? Not my biggest regret.
You are.
But let's be honest, we all live double lives.
Don't give me that look, Marsha.
You got that shoebox full of love letters that camp counselor used to write you.
You saved them.
Flirting on Facebook I, I, I get it.
It feels good to know that you were loved by somebody other than just me.
I'm not standin' here lookin' at you like, "How could you?" I mean, we all have secrets.
Aaron? The porn on your fucking computer made my jaw drop.
Marsha, come back! You saw it.
Your mother's the one who showed me.
Don't talk to me about secrets.
Watching eight people cum on one person's face, gang-bangs, fucking cum-funnels, fuckin' pissin' in people's asses.
Jesus fuckin' Christ, man.
I got problems, you got problems.
You know, I was kind of uptight when I met your mother.
She was a freak and a fuckin' fox.
Marsha you were a fuckin' fox! Nathaniel Your whole fuckin' life's a secret.
A mystery.
Who knows about you? I have lived with you.
I have raised you.
I am your father.
I know nothing about you.
That's not true.
I know that you're angry.
I'm so sorry I fucked you up with my double life.
Okay, maybe, I took mine to the extreme, I'll admit that, but I have a problem.
But the reason I have a problem is this family.
That's why.
I'm not allowed to form an emotional connection.
And I'm an emotional guy.
You fuckers backed me into a corner.
But you know what? I think you've set me free.
So this is farewell.
I left you with a little memory of me here on the floor of the foyer.
You two dickwads can draw straws to see who cleans it up.
I'll see you assholes later.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I've always been with you.
From before you were born until after you're gone.
Since before we ever existed.