Every Witch Way (2014) s03e11 Episode Script

Kanay vs. Kanay

1 Do you know what s-s-snow does to s-s-suede? You won't care about your sh-shoes when we fr-freeze to death.
Could you be a little more dramatic? Why d-d-don't tele-transport out of here? Oh r-r-right.
Wait! I'm not having p-p-pool chlorine in m-my hair.
Fine.
Y-you do it! Well, we wanna go someplace far out of r-reach, so take us someplace warm like the the b-beach.
G-great! And now we can build a s-snow castle when we f-freeze to death! Well, at least I tr-tried.
L-l-look, we have to work tog-g-gether on this.
Let's cast a spell a-again.
T-t-together on three.
One, two, th-three.
(Chanting different spells) warm like the beach.
It would work if we did the same sp-spell! You cast the wrong o-one.
Because you ch-ch-changed it.
It's no use! The st-stupid crystal is nothing without m-magic.
Th-thanks a lot, Mia! M-Mia? Wh-what did she do? Th-think about it.
Sh-she gave the crystal to Daniel and K-Katie so they'd give them to us.
Sh-she did this to us! You may be right.
(Woman) I cast a spell It takes a hold of you I see my dreams And they're all coming true Come on let's go You and me together Look up ahead There's a magical adventure Every witch way-ay-ay-ay I'm trying every witch way-ay-ay-ay I'm going every witch way-ay-ay-ay Every which way I've been looking for another Kanay since I was little.
I really thought I was the last one.
Me, too.
How long have you known? Always, of course.
My parents started training me very young, before Before what? Before the Chosen One destroyed them.
Wow that's awful.
I'm sorry.
So, you just found out you're a Kanay.
Yeah when I got my powers.
That explains a lot.
I could give you some tips, if you want.
Oh, th-that would be awesome.
You know, I'm having trouble controlling the temperature when I bake my pizza using my fireball stuff.
You use your fireball to bake? Amongst other things.
I do a lot of cool stuff, okay? Have you mastered the four elements? (Chuckling) I'd like to think so.
I no longer make it snow when I shower.
How about transformations? I make a mean cosmic trashcan.
You definitely need my help.
Don't worry, I'm going to save you.
Save me? From what? How are we even gonna find H2O? I got it, I got it.
Let's see, the H2O are in their advanced math class in Room 305.
Sweet.
T3, what are you doing here? What are you doing here? We go to school here.
Ooh! Did you sabotage a water fountain? I could really go for some chocolate pudding.
No, we're on a super special secret mission.
Hey, while you've been creeping around, have you seen Maddie? I've been looking all over for her, and we can't find her.
Uh-uh.
Have you seen H2O? The water? Never mind.
Come on, let's move.
What are you two doing? Do you wanna get expelled from school? No no, no, no, no.
I think there's just been a big misunderstanding, that's all.
Isn't that right, Andi? Um, right.
You know, we just we we thought you wanted us to put holes in the walls.
Why in the world would I want you to do that? Oh yeah, Jax, why in the world would he want us to do that? I um To to install air conditioning.
Yeah.
I already have air conditioning.
Oh, he meant central heating.
Central heating.
Central heating.
Heating.
(Sarcastic laughter) We're in Miami.
Now, tell the truth, right now! (Woman on PA) Principal Alonso, you're needed immediately in the parking lot.
I'm not finished with you two.
Don't move! Great.
Now we're gonna get expelled.
Oh, would you relax? Look, I can patch up the holes with some compound, and you can just erase his memory when he gets back.
Yeah, but actually, no, that's a great plan.
Okay, look, we don't have enough time He's gonna be back any minute.
Let let's start looking.
How? I'm not gonna fit in there.
Jax, the wizard, can't, but Jax, the ferret, can.
Jax, the what? I don't have time to argue about this, man, just do it! Why not Andi, the ferret Hmm.
See? Because Jax, the ferret is a much better idea.
C-come on, M-Maddie, w-we have to be able to think of some way to get th-through this.
D-don't you think that someone will eventually notice that the j-janitor's closet is f-frozen solid and c-crank it open to see what's going on? Yeah, b-but by that then we could be fr-frozen s-solid.
W-we can't just sit around and wait.
I got it.
This idea might seem kinda b-bold, but make us penguins who love the c-cold.
No! Come on, Jax, you barely went in there.
Now, let's talk about how you two are going to fix this ferret? That was a t-terrible idea.
Yeah, I'd like to see you do b-better.
W-watch.
W-we could freeze to death in here, so put us in some winter g-gear.
Oh, n-no.
What n-now? (Silent scream) After the 10,000-year war, the witches thought they had destroyed us, but obviously they didn't.
And now that they know we still exist, they're going to destroy us.
Maddie? Where are you going? Maddie needs me, she's in trouble.
But she's one of the enemies.
Andi, were you about to put that ferret into the wall? My wall? Well, technically, it's our wall.
You know, since you're always saying it's our school, we have to take care of it, and no, no, I wasn't I was rescuing it.
Yeah, it was trapped inside these walls.
You know, I had to get it out of there, and that's why I made the holes in the wall.
Yeah, that's what I did.
Mm-hmm.
How did you know he was in there? Well, I heard him.
Yeah, it was making those like, little ferret noises.
You know, the ones that Jax makes when he's happy.
(Mimicking ferret) Jax, where did he go? Jax, he went to go call animal control.
Why didn't he just call from here? You know, something about your whole story doesn't smell right.
It's the ferret, but don't say it in front of him, he's sensitive.
Andi, don't try to confuse and distract me, okay? I know all your tricks.
You're at my house all the time, and you eat all my food.
Now, out with it.
There you are! We hadn't finished our conversation uh, a-about how Maddie-winky is going to go to medical school.
Ursula, Maddie, medical school really? I mean, she's gonna have to study a lot harder than she does now, that's for sure.
Are you saying that I'm I'm I'm not a good mother? Oh, great, great, great, now you've done it.
That's not what I'm saying.
Making her cry that is not nice.
You know what is nice, though, rescuing animals.
(Gasping) You are not helping.
Uh, Andi, please, uh, give us a sec, would you? But don't go far.
This is not over.
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
I'm just gonna go wait outside or in the cafeteria.
(Sobbing) You were no help in there.
Wait, what happened? What? Did I offend you? Was it because I said you smell? What are you doing? I can hear Maddie, she's in there.
The door, it's frozen.
Uh, what? Did you try melting it? I'll try.
Katie, keep watch.
Make sure no one comes down the hall.
J-Jax! What the? Why is it? Why are you? Are you all right? It's minus 10 degrees in here, and we have no c-coats, sc-scarves or b-beanies.
What do you think? H-how did you k-know we were here? I j-just had a f-feeling.
It's like my sixth sense, my Emma sense.
(Fake vomits) So c-corny and d-desperate.
Can you just get us outta here? I can get Emma out.
We're tied together, so you have to take both of us.
S-stop arguing.
J-just get us out.
I can't feel my f-fingers.
Don't worry, I got this.
And you're safe.
Emma? Maddie? Where did you come from? Inside the janitor's closet.
I was stuck there with Emma and Maddie in a snow storm, and they were dressed like Hawaiian dancers.
What? I tried to tele-transport them out, but the crystal must've interfered.
We gotta get them out of there.
Diego, what's taking so long? It's not melting.
My f-feet are going n-numb.
So? My feet are numb all the time from wearing stylish but painful h-heels.
Hey, I can keep this outfit when we get outta here, right? It's all y-yours.
S-Speaking of g-getting out, wh-what do we do now? Maybe maybe we should try another s-spell? N-no w-way.
We'd p-probably end up in s-swimsuits.
You got a better idea? We w-wait for J-Jax.
He'll g-get us out.
J-Jax? We're gonna be i-i-i-icicles! Where's Proxy? He should've heard my s-screaming by now.
Wh-what screaming? I gotta get outta here! Proxy! Proxy! Avalanche! Y-you can c-come out n-now.
Whew! I dodged a big one.
You should move faster next time.
I'll r-remember th-that.
Ah, it's not working! Jax, cast a spell.
I can't, the crystal's too close, and my powers aren't working right.
(Whooshing) Come on, Mia, hold it together.
(Laughing) I can't it's too funny.
Serious concern.
Hey, guys.
What's going on? There's a snowstorm in the janitor's closet, the door is frozen over, and Em and Maddie are trapped inside.
You're kidding.
You're not kidding.
Does stuff like this happen a lot at Iridium High? (All) Yes! We need to get them out.
They're gonna freeze to death.
You're a Kanay, melt the ice.
It's not working! I give it all my fire, and nothing.
Let me help.
Do not trust her.
She just wants to hurt them.
I do not.
What are you talking about? She's out to get witches especially Emma.
That's not true.
And that's the look she said she was gonna make so you would believe her.
I thought you were my friend.
Katie, enough.
Mia's here to help, right? The bell is about to ring, we are going to get caught.
We're wasting time, stand back.
Let's do this.
It's working.
Three minutes until this entire hallway is full of people.
It worked.
Maddie, Emma.
Proxy, you heard me.
Thank you.
Glad I could help.
Why are you thanking her? She's the one who got us into this mess.
You're wrong, Emma, she's the one who got you out.
Whoa! What happened? Isn't it obvious? The H2O strike back.
With icy fury.
You can't have that that thing in here.
(Gasping) You cannot talk to my friend that way.
Not her.
I was talking about her.
That's the Kanay, isn't it? I don't know who you're talking about.
She's talking about Mia.
Sophie! I'll be right back.
Oh, hi, Katie.
Come crawling back already? Never.
I'm done with you.
I can't stand by while you try to hurt my best friend.
You mean ex-best friend.
Not for long.
Cute.
Is that a new trend? I guess I'm not caught up on my "Loser's Fashion Weekly".
Once I tell Maddie who you really are, you are so done.
Good luck convincing her I'm evil after I saved her life.
She will believe me, and so will everyone else including Daniel.
Go ahead and tell her then.
Here, I'll even help you.
I just saw her walking into the bathroom a minute ago.
Maddie? Maddie? What do you want? I wanted to talk to you, I wanna be friends again.
See? Big whup.
How'd you find me anyway? Are you following me? Mia said you were here.
Maybe she's trying trap us and freeze the door.
Hurry, let's go.
Don't be silly.
Mia saved us.
She's my hero.
What? I thought you I, what, hated Mia? Oh, please.
I only hate you.
Look, I know you're mad at me, but you have to listen.
Mia's lying to everyone.
She's not a nice person.
Wow, turning on Mia like you turned on me.
Traitor.
No, I'm only turning on Mia because she wants to hurt you.
She has this whole freaking wall of photos in her basement that always smell like bacon.
What's wrong with bacon? Bacon is awesome.
What? You hate bacon.
You said it makes your breath smell all porky.
Well I like it now.
You would know that if we were friends.
But we're not.
But I got Stay away from me and Sophie before I turn you into an armadillo.
Do you even know what that is? How dare you insult my intelligence? We are so done! It recorded.
Great.
When I find out who destroyed my equipment That was the best prank ever.
And it wasn't ours.
Hey, guys.
How was school? Not as awesome as yours.
What do you mean? We visited your school today.
You did? Don't tell me you covered Mr.
Alonso in chocolate and nacho cheese or spaghetti sauce.
Nacho cheese great idea! I'm writing it down.
Don't worry, no pranks.
We were just there to, uh, make sure the H2O hadn't flooded the school.
So far just the janitor's closet.
What? The H2O filled the janitor's closet with snow.
One of your friends did that? The H2O are not our friends.
But, yeah, they did.
Now that we know who the Kanay is, the offer is no longer valid.
Wh-what? That's not fair.
Look, you didn't put a time limit on capturing her.
And, FYI, I'm the one that discovered that she's a Kanay.
Oh, were you? Yeah.
Well well, kinda.
Look, I was an integral part of the team captain of the team, really.
Well, Capitaine Cruz, unless you find us another Kanay Oh, look, I can Diego! The offer's back on the table.
One that we don't know of.
I don't know if there are any more.
Do I get like, a bigger and better title if I catch more than one? Supreme Commander Guardian Andi Cruz.
Oh.
(Snapping) No title.
But save me the trouble of having to catch the Kanay myself, and I'll reconsider.
Oh, great.
Well, if I bring you Mia, you're not you're not gonna hurt her, right? No, of course not.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I was still gonna tie her up real good and then probably chop those bangs off, but if we're gonna go any further than that No, just going to question her.
Oh, okay, then.
Oh, any luck with the crystal and figuring out how to get it off Emma and Maddie? No You? Me? Oh, don't even try it.
I know full well that you and that pesky Novoa wizard are looking for the last piece of the crystal.
Well, how did you know? Because he is the noisiest spell-caster ever.
Try spying with him.
He can't even sneak up on anyone without making a ruckus.
Well, as long as I already know, you might as well tell me the truth.
Well, we haven't found anything, but I'm not done looking.
Ah! And checkmate.
I rule.
Mia? In here.
What do you want? You were right, Maddie's not my friend.
I'm in.
Breaking and entering, easy as pie.
It took you 20 minutes.
You could've just tele-transported in with me.
Yeah, but my way is more fun.
Now, back to the wall.
I am not sticking my hand back in there.
And forget about me re-ferreting myself.
There are mouse traps in there.
Oh, you scare so easily.
You know what, okay, forget about re-ferreting yourself.
I have a better idea get rid of the wall so we can see inside.
Yeah, but how am I gonna Make the wall invisible.
Ah, great idea.
I know, right? But I haven't done a spell like that before.
And you call yourself a rebel wizard? I can do it.
You know what, don't worry about it, okay? Once we get the crystal, Emma can reverse it if you can't.
She is stronger.
She is not.
Then this should be no problem for you.
This wall we need to get by, make it invisible to the eye.
Actually, I think the wall should Andi? (Andi) I'm right here.
Where? Ah! Right here.
What are you, blind? No, but But you're invisible.
I am? I am! Well, not for long.
Stand by the door so that I can make you visible again.
No way! This is my chance to catch Mia by surprise.
What? No! Andi, wait!
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