Flipped (2020) s01e09 Episode Script

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Give me a break
Jann!
Jann!
Cricket, do you have a decision on?
Not now, Beatriz!
She has a paint line!
-Who?
-Tiffany
Fake-ass, Fraud, Bullshit,
Huckster Connelly, that's who.
There was a giant display
at the Fair & Square Hardware.
You are shitting me!
Satan has won, Jann!
There was a huge cardboard cutout of her
and a million swatches of paint
on the endcap!
The entire endcap?
Oh, I'm pissed off!
I'm pissed at Tiffany Connelly!
I'm pissed at Diego!
And, frankly, I'm pissed off at you!
Slow your roll, girl!
We're on the same side!
Are we?
Because you seem to be spending
an awful lot of time
with Cartel Garfunkel.
Well, I'm so sorry
that someone aside from you
is being recognized
for their creative gifts.
What is that supposed to mean?
It means that you've been taking credit
for all of our work!
You know that I put
the bunting on that tapestry!
You know that I picked the upholstery
for the bedroom divan!
Are you telling me you get hurt feelings,
so you run off
and do a love ballad with the boss?
At a fucking quinceañera?
I will not apologize for my performance.
Rumualdo and I have a creative connection,
so don't cheapen it
with your tawdry insinuations.
Mmm.
Should I be insinuating?
Or is there something you need to tell me?
I don't know what's going on with you.
With us, you know?
But I need you, Jann.
I need you, too.
-I can't do this without you.
-No.
Look what this place is doing to us.
They keep throwing
all these shiny things at us,
distracting us from what's important.
Distracting us from our destiny.
Well, I won't let that happen to us.
Me, neither.
Color is so important to Chazz and me.
Exciting reds, calming blues--
they mean so much to us.
That's why we are so excited to announce
our partnership with Home Renovation TV
and Fair & Square Hardware
for our new line of premium paints
and hand-crafted stains.
We know you'll find your truest expression
with Color by Connelly.
Available now at Fair & Square Hardware.
And don't forget the season premiere
of Pros & Connellys.
How do you hand-craft a stain,
you fucking twit?
They have an empire!
Corporate partnerships, media stardom.
And we're stuck down here
working for drug dealers!
-Shh!
-Well, we're trapped.
How are we supposed
to even take the first step
when nobody sees our work
but-but cartel thugs
and all the Tijuana brass?
-Honey, hold on.
-We should've just
let them bury us in the desert.
That would have been a more decent ending
than just wasting away down here!
-Cricket!
-What?!
Look!
No, but the contest is over.
Well, it's over in the U.S
but they just started a new one.
And they're taking entries from Mexico.
We're in Mexico.
Yeah.
No, no, that's crazy!
That can't be right.
Oh, it's not crazy, my love.
This is our old friend destiny
putting a blanket over our shoulders.
Inviting us to warm ourselves by the fire.
But-but they destroyed our video,
you know?
What would we even submit?
I'll tell you what!
A brand-spanking-new video.
Of our latest masterpieces--
Diego's, Rumualdo's, the Ortegas'.
We shoot it all.
They'll kill us.
Aren't we already dead?
If we do this
we do it together.
When I said, "Till death do us part,"
I meant it.
Flip It and Gone with Cricket and Jann
is the phoenix-- it will always
rise from the ashes.
Oh, but how would we even shoot it?
They took our phones--
Here we are.
Hello, new friend.
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot!
This tile is too large for this space.
Oh, sweetie, I told you to measure it.
Yeah, I-I thought I had.
But, uh, you know, I'll definitely
-need my tile cutter.
-Mm-hmm.
Uh, could you be a dear
and please hand it to me?
Oh, honeybun, you know what?
-What?
-We left it at Diego's house.
Oh, rats!
Oh, no, no!
Yeah. Hey, Marco?
Would you be a lamb
and run over to Diego's house
to pick up our tile cutter that we so
do need for this project?
Yeah, sure.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
Okay, move.
What a sucker.
I know.
For the master bathroom we wanted to give
the clients a spa-like experience,
so we went with
aqua and gold color scheme.
We put in an infrared sauna,
and we installed a Venetian marble tub
with 24-karat accents.
Now on a personal note,
we commissioned this mosaic,
utilizing rocks
from a nearby quarry.
We really think the client
is gonna love this piece of art,
as it symbolizes his personal journey.
Now, just
-follow us over here.
-Okay.
-Uh-huh, that's good.
-And
Ta-da!
Well, what do you think?
First impressions?
First impressions of what?
Your new living room!
It's not my living room.
It's not my house.
This the first time
you're seeing it, so
how does it look?
I don't know.
Fine.
Javi?
How does it look in comparison
to how it looked before?
-Right.
-Before, yeah.
-Different
-Mm.
-I guess.
-Okay!
Well, hold on, hold on.
Is there anything that you like about it,
like, specifically?
Yeah, I mean,
what's jumping out at you, huh?
Are you falling in love
with anything, huh?
-Yeah
-I don't know.
The paint?
Okay
Yeah, the paint's great.
The paint's great
That chair is cool,
I guess.
-Yeah, okay.
-Yeah.
-Listen, I got shit to do.
-Yeah.
Yeah, sorry, Javi. Thank you, thank you.
You two need to keep it quiet.
-Uh-huh.
-Jefe's getting a massage.
Yeah, no problemo.
We're gonna vamanos, bye.
That whole thing was a bust.
He was terrible on camera.
Well, we all can't be Cricket Melfi.
I'm erasing the whole thing.
-Oh, yeah, that was a stinker.
-Yeah, let's see
What is this?
Is that Rumualdo?
-He looks so young.
-Yeah.
Please, Rumualdo!
I beg you, I beg you! I will pay you back!
You're paying me back right now.
No!
What should we do?
Wh--? I don't know. What can we do?
Well, we have to do something.
Maybe Marco?
-Marco?
-Yeah.
You think he has better
screen presence than Javi?
A wet fart has better
screen presence than Javi.
-Good point.
-We just saw that.
Besides, Marco is a big fan of our work.
He has always been very complimentary.
And he has great cheekbones for TV.
Marco!