Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004) s01e12 Episode Script
Adoptcalypse Now
1
[HONK]
HUH? HUH?
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
[CLUCKING]
[LAUGHING]
[HONKING]
HA HA. COME ON, JOKEY.
ONE MORE. ONE MORE!
OK. OK. HERE'S A NEW ONE
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON ALL WEEK.
IT'S PERFECT FOR TODAY.
[WHISPERING]
[LAUGHING]
HIKE TWO! HIKE TWO!
[SINGING GIBBERISH]
HA HA. THAT JOKEY
SURE CAN TELL A MEAN JOKE.
HA HA. HE SURE CAN.
OH, GOOD. I WAS HOPING
TO FIND YOU.
THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY,
AND I'VE KIND OF GO
MY HANDS FULL HERE.
MIND HELPING WILT OUT FOR A BIT?
SURE. I'D LOVE--
UH-UH-UH. THANKS,
BUT HAVEN'T WE BEEN
OVER THIS ALREADY, BLOO?
I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE
PART OF ALL THE FUN,
BUT YOU GOTTA STAY INSIDE TODAY.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
SOMEONE TAKING YOU HOME.
AAH!
COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO!
[CHEERING]
OH! COME BACK HERE!
SORRY, BLOO.
YEAH, SORRY.
YOU'RE NOT MISSING MUCH.
HERE. HAVE A CUPCAKE.
I DON'T WANT NO
STINKING CUPCAKES.
HA HA. WILT, YOU MISSED IT.
JOKEY TOLD THE FUNNIEST JOKE.
REALLY?
YEAH. IT WAS AWESOME.
I MEAN, SEE, THERE'S
THESE TWO JACK RABBITS
NOT JACK RABBITS.
JACK RUSSELLS.
Wilt: HA HA.
JACK RUSSELLS ARE GOOD.
YEAH. YEAH.
TWO JACK RUSSELLS ON JET SKIS.
AND THEY'RE BOTH
WEARING LEG WARMERS.
AND ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE,
UMHOLD ON.
UHI THINK I GOT IT.
MASTER BLOOREGARD,
GOING SOMEWHERE?
I THOUGHT
I'D GET SOME FRESH AIR.
MAYBE WORK ON MY TAN?
HAVE WE NOT
DISCUSSED THIS AT LENGTH?
WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOU
STEALING ATTENTION AWAY
FROM OTHER FRIENDS,
SO STAY PUT!
HA. WAIT.
I GOTTA GET THIS RIGHT.
IT'S REALLY GREAT.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA.
HI.
HUH?
MY NAME IS JENNY.
AAH!
AND I THINK THERE WAS
SOMETHING ABOUT A COCONUT.
HEY, I THINK I GOT IT.
MASTER MAC.
AH, AND NOW IT'S GONE.
NOW, WE WANT TO PLACE
AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE.
THE PROSPECTIVE FAMILIES
WILL CERTAINLY
HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU,
SO BE POLITE AND THOROUGH
WHEN ANSWERING THEIR
RESPECTIVE INQUIRIES.
BE SURE TO SING THE PRAISES
OF OUR RESIDENTS
TO ALL THE FAMILIES
BUT STEER CLEAR OF
HARD-SELL PRESSURE TACTICS,
AS THEY'RE MOST OFF-PUTTING.
FINALLY, WHEN A FRIEND
IS MATCHED WITH A NEW FAMILY,
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COMPLETE
THESE FORMS IN TRIPLICATE.
NEED I REMIND YOU
TO PRINT LEGIBLY?
YOU THINK YOU CAN MANAGE
ALL THAT?
OF COURSE HE CAN.
HE KNOWS THIS IS THE MOS
IMPORTANT DAY OF THE WEEK
FOR ALL US FRIENDS.
MAC WOULD NEVER
LET US DOWN, RIGHT, MAC?
HUH?
OH. YEAH, YEAH. SURE. RIGHT.
VERY GOOD.
SO, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JUST MAKE SURE
EVERYONE'S HAPPY.
OH, OK.
SO, THERE'S THESE
TWO ELEPHANTS ON A YACHT
AND ONE PORPOISE SAYS
TO THE OTHER PORPOISE
BUT WAIT.
[LAUGHING]
WAIT, WAIT.
THIS IS THE BEST PART!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON. WAIT.
AND THE PIG SAYS,
"HE'S NOT A PECAN PIE.
HE'S MY BROTHER!"
[LAUGHING]
A PECAN PIE? HA HA.
MY BROTHER? GET IT?
WELL, YOU SHOULD JUST HEAR
THE WAY JOKEY TELLS IT. HEH.
STAY RIGHT HERE.
OH, WAIT. I GET IT.
NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
JOKEY? JOKEY?
JOKEY? JOKEY?
JOKEY? JOKEY?
AH, JOKEY?
JOKEY!
[BABBLING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
HEY, JOKEY!
JOKEY!
WAIT UP!
[LAUGHING]
JOKEY!
AW, MAN. FRANKIE, YOU KNOW
WHEN JOKEY'S GETTING BACK?
I GOTTA GET HIM
TO TELL THAT JOKE AGAIN.
UM, MAC,
JOKEY'S NOT COMING BACK.
OF COURSE HE'S COMING BACK.
I NEED TO GET THAT
PUNCH LINE RIGHT, AND
SORRY, PAL, BUT HE'S NOT.
JOKEY GOT ADOPTED.
ADOPTED? WHAT DO YOU
MEAN ADOPT?
THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
WHY WOULD HE BE GETTING ADOPTED?
MAC, IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT
SATURDAY.
ADOPT-A-THOUGHT--
ADOPT-A-THOUGHT SATUR--
[LAUGHING]
AAH! AAH!
[SCREAMING]
MANNERS.
BLOO! BLOO! BLOO!
JOKEY'S GONE,
AND HE'S NOT COMING--
BACK. OF COURSE
HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT SATURDAY,
THE DAY THEY COME TO TAKE
ALL OUR GOOD BUDDIES AWAY.
NOW JOKEY'S OFF BEING ALL JOKEY
WITH WHO KNOWS WHO?
BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR JOKES?
WHO'S GONNA BE JOKEY WITH US?
EXACTLY! AND WHO'S NEXT?
WILT? EDUARDO? COCO?
THAT SILLY-LOOKING GUY
WITH THE EYES?
OH, YEAH. I LIKE HIM.
WE ALL LIKE HIM, MAC.
YOU CAN LIKE HIM
6 WAYS TO SUNDAY,
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA
SAVE HIM NOW, IS IT?
WELL, I--
IS IT?!
THEY TRY TO FOOL YOU
WITH THE BALLOONS
AND THE LEMONADE,
BUT BELIEVE YOU ME,
THIS IS A DARK DAY.
THEY WANT ME OUT OF THE PICTURE
'CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN STOP 'EM!
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION
AND I'VE GOT JUST THE ANSWER.
[BURP]
[SNIFFING]
[SNIFFING]
[SNIFFING]
SO BE POLITE AND THOROUGH
WHEN ANSWERING
[HUMMING]
WHEE!
OHH
COCO!
COCO!
COCO!
COCO!
COCO.
HUH? WHAT? WHAT?
COC-COC-CO.
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
UHOOH, WELLER
YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THEM TAKE
MY POKER BUDDY, ARE YOU?
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
NO, MA'AM.
GOOD.
WHEW.
WHEW.
COCO.
MASTER MAC, MIGHT I ASK
WHERE YOU'RE TAKING
OUR GOOD FRIEND COCO?
TO GET SOME CLOTHES.
CLOTHES?
YEAH, CLOTHES.
AH, SEE, SHE'S EMBARRASSED.
Whispers: COCO'S NUDE.
YES, WELL, "TECHNICALLY,"
MOST OF OUR IMAGINARY
FRIENDS ARE NUDE.
HEY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT
PANTS-LESS JOE.
[GASPS]
COULD YOU JUST
STAY PUT ALREADY?
COCO, CO, CO, COCO COCO.
ARGH!
COCO!
COCO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING INSIDE?
COCO!
[BLOO LAUGHING]
HA.
HI, GUYS.
WHAT'S SHAKING?
[DOOR SLAMMING]
[GRUNTING]
NOW, ED, YOU--AH
[SCREAMING]
WHAT IS GOING ON?
YEAH, WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON!
BLOO, NO!
IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT SATURDAY,
AND COCO HERE DOESN'T WANT TO
SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL HER FRIENDS,
SO SHE TRIED TO HIDE INSIDE
SO SHE WOULDN'T GET ADOPTED.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
YOU SILLY GOOSE?
COCO?
YEAH, OK, BUT EDUARDO--
WANTED TO COME IN HERE
AND TELL HER
HOW COOL ADOPT-A-THOUGH
SATURDAY WAS
AND HOW AWESOME IT WAS
THAT SHE MIGHT GET
A NEW HOME AND MOVE AWAY.
¿QUE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
SO, GO ON, AND GET OUT OF HERE,
AND GET YOURSELVES ADOPTED,
YOU CRAZIES.
WELLOK. IF YOU SAY SO.
BUT STILL--
OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
THIS ISN'T WORKING AT ALL!
WE'VE GOTTA GET RID OF THE ENEMY
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
AND I'VE GOT JUST THE PLAN.
OPERATION ABE LINCOLN DROP
PURPLE SCAREDY CA
RUN AND SCRAMBLE.
TACTICAL MANEUVERING
ON THE ARBOR RALLY POIN
WILL LEAD TO THE DEPLOYMENT
OF THE ULTIMATE WEAPON
THAT WILL UNLEASH
A DEVASTATING CHAIN REACTION,
THE LIKES OF WHICH
THE GALAXY HAS NEVER KNOWN!
HUH?
WE'RE GONNA DROP
THIS FAKE SPIDER
ON EDUARDO, HE'LL FREAK OUT,
AND EVERYONE WILL RUN AWAY.
NOW.
WE HAVE A POOL, AND WE CAN
GO SWIMMING TOGETHER
AND PLAY ON RAFTS.
REALLY?
UH-HUH. AND WE HAVE
THESE COOL SLEDS,
AND WE CAN GO SLEDDING
WHEN IT SNOWS.
AND WE HAVE BIKES
THAT WE CAN RIDE AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND STUFF.
PERFECTO.
I USUALLY GO
WITH MY FRIEND JAMIE
AND HER IMAGINARY FRIEND CHUCK,
SO NOW WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER.
CHUCK LIKES TO SING A LOT
[PANTING]
[SCREAMING]
[GROWLING]
AAH!
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
NO, ED, NO!
YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN!
YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN!
MASTER EDUARDO,
STOP THIS UNACCEPTABLE
BEHAVIOR THIS INSTANT!
YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
NO! YOU STOP IT!
YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE!
YOU MEAN MEANIES!
WHY YOU BE SO MEAN?
[CRYING]
ED, WAIT!
I'M SORRY! COME BACK!
WHAT THE?
ALL THE FRIENDS
ARE BACK IN THE HOUSE!
OH, WELL, OF COURSE THEY ARE.
THE PLAN WAS FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!
YEAH. ME NEITHER!
NO ONE'S MAKING OFF
WITH OUR FRIENDS TODAY.
YOU GOT THAT RI--
Both: BEHIND YOU!
WILT! SO NICE OF YOU
TO COME AND VISIT.
YOU LOOK WELL.
HOW'S EVERYTHING OUTSIDE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BLOO?
YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING,
AND IT'S NOT COOL, OK?
DON'T BE SILLY.
THEN WHY ARE ALL THE FRIENDS
HIDING IN THE HOUSE?
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOUR BUDDIES,
BUT I'M SORRY TO SAY
YOU'RE BEING REALLY SELFISH, OK?
WANT A CUPCAKE?
DON'T CHANGE
THE SUBJECT, PLEASE?
I'M NOT.
I'M UNSELFISHLY OFFERING YOU
ONE OF MY CUPCAKES.
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, BLOO,
BUT IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT
SATURDAY, AND WELL,
A LOT OF OUR FRIENDS
MAY FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE
TO FIND NEW HOMES
TO CALL THEIR OWN.
I KNOW. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
TIMBER!
AAH!
[CRASH]
THIS HURTS US
MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.
YEAH. SORRY, WILT.
NO! I'M SORRY.
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU MEANIES!
IT'S OK, ED!
[PANTING]
HEY, WHERE'D ALL
THE PEOPLE GO?
HMM.
Bloo: AWESOME.
EVERYTHING'S COOL.
BUT THE FRIENDS ARE STILL--
RELAX. THERE'S NO
PEOPLE AROUND.
IT'S LATE IN THE DAY.
WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
YEAH. WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[YELLING]
WHY ARE YOU IN A SCHOOL BUS?
IT'S SATURDAY!
[HIGH-PITCHED TRILLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I WANT HIM!
[YELLING]
WAIT! NOT HIM!
BEHAVE YOURSELVES, CHILDREN.
THAT FRIEND IS NOT UP
FOR ADOPTION.
[YELLING]
[CRYING]
EDUARDO NO MEAN TO EL NIÑO.
FRANKIE AND HERRIMAN
MEAN TO EDUARDO.
THEY ARE MEAN MEANIES.
HOLD ON, NIÑOS.
I SAVE YOU
FROM THE MEAN MEANIES!
COCO,
LEMON LENNY, HARRY HERMAN,
FUZZY FRED, WILT, ZORNON,
ZORNAT, ZACSNORT, AND DENNIS.
LINGO RINGO, RINGO RANGO,
ANDEDUARDO?
[GROWLING]
HELP! HELP! EDUARDO!
HELP! FRANKIE AND HERRIMAN
ARE BEING MEAN TO ME!
YOU MEANIES!
NO BE MEAN TO SEÑOR MAC!
[CRASH]
HEY, GUYS, WHERE YOU BEEN?
WHERE'S BLOO?
IN THE HOUSE.
WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?
JUST TOOK OFF.
WHERE ARE ALL THE FRIENDS?
JUST ADOPTED OFF THE LAST ONE.
AND THE PAPERWORK?
UH
RIGHT HERE.
WELL
I SUPPOSE
THAT IS THAT, THEN.
SUPPOSE SO.
I GOTTA SAY, MAC,
YOU'RE QUITE THE SALESMAN.
INDEED.
HEY, EVERYONE.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, BLOO?
I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU
TO STAY INSIDE.
GUESS I WAS GETTING
A LITTLE STIR-CRAZY.
WELL, ALL IN ALL,
A PERFECT END TO THE DAY.
[CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMING]
COCO! COCO! COCO!
COCO! COCO! COCO!
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
NAME OF FRIENDSO-AND-SO
ADOPTED TO MR. MAN
AND LADY LADINGTON?
THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS POPPYCOCK!
SORRY, BUT BELIEVE ME,
THIS HURTS ME
MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.
[GRUNTING]
[HONK]
HUH? HUH?
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
[CLUCKING]
[LAUGHING]
[HONKING]
HA HA. COME ON, JOKEY.
ONE MORE. ONE MORE!
OK. OK. HERE'S A NEW ONE
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON ALL WEEK.
IT'S PERFECT FOR TODAY.
[WHISPERING]
[LAUGHING]
HIKE TWO! HIKE TWO!
[SINGING GIBBERISH]
HA HA. THAT JOKEY
SURE CAN TELL A MEAN JOKE.
HA HA. HE SURE CAN.
OH, GOOD. I WAS HOPING
TO FIND YOU.
THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY,
AND I'VE KIND OF GO
MY HANDS FULL HERE.
MIND HELPING WILT OUT FOR A BIT?
SURE. I'D LOVE--
UH-UH-UH. THANKS,
BUT HAVEN'T WE BEEN
OVER THIS ALREADY, BLOO?
I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE
PART OF ALL THE FUN,
BUT YOU GOTTA STAY INSIDE TODAY.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
SOMEONE TAKING YOU HOME.
AAH!
COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO!
[CHEERING]
OH! COME BACK HERE!
SORRY, BLOO.
YEAH, SORRY.
YOU'RE NOT MISSING MUCH.
HERE. HAVE A CUPCAKE.
I DON'T WANT NO
STINKING CUPCAKES.
HA HA. WILT, YOU MISSED IT.
JOKEY TOLD THE FUNNIEST JOKE.
REALLY?
YEAH. IT WAS AWESOME.
I MEAN, SEE, THERE'S
THESE TWO JACK RABBITS
NOT JACK RABBITS.
JACK RUSSELLS.
Wilt: HA HA.
JACK RUSSELLS ARE GOOD.
YEAH. YEAH.
TWO JACK RUSSELLS ON JET SKIS.
AND THEY'RE BOTH
WEARING LEG WARMERS.
AND ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE,
UMHOLD ON.
UHI THINK I GOT IT.
MASTER BLOOREGARD,
GOING SOMEWHERE?
I THOUGHT
I'D GET SOME FRESH AIR.
MAYBE WORK ON MY TAN?
HAVE WE NOT
DISCUSSED THIS AT LENGTH?
WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOU
STEALING ATTENTION AWAY
FROM OTHER FRIENDS,
SO STAY PUT!
HA. WAIT.
I GOTTA GET THIS RIGHT.
IT'S REALLY GREAT.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA. MI NOMBRE ES EDUARDO.
HOLA.
HI.
HUH?
MY NAME IS JENNY.
AAH!
AND I THINK THERE WAS
SOMETHING ABOUT A COCONUT.
HEY, I THINK I GOT IT.
MASTER MAC.
AH, AND NOW IT'S GONE.
NOW, WE WANT TO PLACE
AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE.
THE PROSPECTIVE FAMILIES
WILL CERTAINLY
HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU,
SO BE POLITE AND THOROUGH
WHEN ANSWERING THEIR
RESPECTIVE INQUIRIES.
BE SURE TO SING THE PRAISES
OF OUR RESIDENTS
TO ALL THE FAMILIES
BUT STEER CLEAR OF
HARD-SELL PRESSURE TACTICS,
AS THEY'RE MOST OFF-PUTTING.
FINALLY, WHEN A FRIEND
IS MATCHED WITH A NEW FAMILY,
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COMPLETE
THESE FORMS IN TRIPLICATE.
NEED I REMIND YOU
TO PRINT LEGIBLY?
YOU THINK YOU CAN MANAGE
ALL THAT?
OF COURSE HE CAN.
HE KNOWS THIS IS THE MOS
IMPORTANT DAY OF THE WEEK
FOR ALL US FRIENDS.
MAC WOULD NEVER
LET US DOWN, RIGHT, MAC?
HUH?
OH. YEAH, YEAH. SURE. RIGHT.
VERY GOOD.
SO, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JUST MAKE SURE
EVERYONE'S HAPPY.
OH, OK.
SO, THERE'S THESE
TWO ELEPHANTS ON A YACHT
AND ONE PORPOISE SAYS
TO THE OTHER PORPOISE
BUT WAIT.
[LAUGHING]
WAIT, WAIT.
THIS IS THE BEST PART!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON. WAIT.
AND THE PIG SAYS,
"HE'S NOT A PECAN PIE.
HE'S MY BROTHER!"
[LAUGHING]
A PECAN PIE? HA HA.
MY BROTHER? GET IT?
WELL, YOU SHOULD JUST HEAR
THE WAY JOKEY TELLS IT. HEH.
STAY RIGHT HERE.
OH, WAIT. I GET IT.
NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
JOKEY? JOKEY?
JOKEY? JOKEY?
JOKEY? JOKEY?
AH, JOKEY?
JOKEY!
[BABBLING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
HEY, JOKEY!
JOKEY!
WAIT UP!
[LAUGHING]
JOKEY!
AW, MAN. FRANKIE, YOU KNOW
WHEN JOKEY'S GETTING BACK?
I GOTTA GET HIM
TO TELL THAT JOKE AGAIN.
UM, MAC,
JOKEY'S NOT COMING BACK.
OF COURSE HE'S COMING BACK.
I NEED TO GET THAT
PUNCH LINE RIGHT, AND
SORRY, PAL, BUT HE'S NOT.
JOKEY GOT ADOPTED.
ADOPTED? WHAT DO YOU
MEAN ADOPT?
THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
WHY WOULD HE BE GETTING ADOPTED?
MAC, IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT
SATURDAY.
ADOPT-A-THOUGHT--
ADOPT-A-THOUGHT SATUR--
[LAUGHING]
AAH! AAH!
[SCREAMING]
MANNERS.
BLOO! BLOO! BLOO!
JOKEY'S GONE,
AND HE'S NOT COMING--
BACK. OF COURSE
HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT SATURDAY,
THE DAY THEY COME TO TAKE
ALL OUR GOOD BUDDIES AWAY.
NOW JOKEY'S OFF BEING ALL JOKEY
WITH WHO KNOWS WHO?
BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR JOKES?
WHO'S GONNA BE JOKEY WITH US?
EXACTLY! AND WHO'S NEXT?
WILT? EDUARDO? COCO?
THAT SILLY-LOOKING GUY
WITH THE EYES?
OH, YEAH. I LIKE HIM.
WE ALL LIKE HIM, MAC.
YOU CAN LIKE HIM
6 WAYS TO SUNDAY,
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA
SAVE HIM NOW, IS IT?
WELL, I--
IS IT?!
THEY TRY TO FOOL YOU
WITH THE BALLOONS
AND THE LEMONADE,
BUT BELIEVE YOU ME,
THIS IS A DARK DAY.
THEY WANT ME OUT OF THE PICTURE
'CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN STOP 'EM!
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION
AND I'VE GOT JUST THE ANSWER.
[BURP]
[SNIFFING]
[SNIFFING]
[SNIFFING]
SO BE POLITE AND THOROUGH
WHEN ANSWERING
[HUMMING]
WHEE!
OHH
COCO!
COCO!
COCO!
COCO!
COCO.
HUH? WHAT? WHAT?
COC-COC-CO.
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
UHOOH, WELLER
YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET THEM TAKE
MY POKER BUDDY, ARE YOU?
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
NO, MA'AM.
GOOD.
WHEW.
WHEW.
COCO.
MASTER MAC, MIGHT I ASK
WHERE YOU'RE TAKING
OUR GOOD FRIEND COCO?
TO GET SOME CLOTHES.
CLOTHES?
YEAH, CLOTHES.
AH, SEE, SHE'S EMBARRASSED.
Whispers: COCO'S NUDE.
YES, WELL, "TECHNICALLY,"
MOST OF OUR IMAGINARY
FRIENDS ARE NUDE.
HEY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT
PANTS-LESS JOE.
[GASPS]
COULD YOU JUST
STAY PUT ALREADY?
COCO, CO, CO, COCO COCO.
ARGH!
COCO!
COCO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING INSIDE?
COCO!
[BLOO LAUGHING]
HA.
HI, GUYS.
WHAT'S SHAKING?
[DOOR SLAMMING]
[GRUNTING]
NOW, ED, YOU--AH
[SCREAMING]
WHAT IS GOING ON?
YEAH, WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON!
BLOO, NO!
IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT SATURDAY,
AND COCO HERE DOESN'T WANT TO
SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL HER FRIENDS,
SO SHE TRIED TO HIDE INSIDE
SO SHE WOULDN'T GET ADOPTED.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
YOU SILLY GOOSE?
COCO?
YEAH, OK, BUT EDUARDO--
WANTED TO COME IN HERE
AND TELL HER
HOW COOL ADOPT-A-THOUGH
SATURDAY WAS
AND HOW AWESOME IT WAS
THAT SHE MIGHT GET
A NEW HOME AND MOVE AWAY.
¿QUE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
SO, GO ON, AND GET OUT OF HERE,
AND GET YOURSELVES ADOPTED,
YOU CRAZIES.
WELLOK. IF YOU SAY SO.
BUT STILL--
OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
THIS ISN'T WORKING AT ALL!
WE'VE GOTTA GET RID OF THE ENEMY
ONCE AND FOR ALL,
AND I'VE GOT JUST THE PLAN.
OPERATION ABE LINCOLN DROP
PURPLE SCAREDY CA
RUN AND SCRAMBLE.
TACTICAL MANEUVERING
ON THE ARBOR RALLY POIN
WILL LEAD TO THE DEPLOYMENT
OF THE ULTIMATE WEAPON
THAT WILL UNLEASH
A DEVASTATING CHAIN REACTION,
THE LIKES OF WHICH
THE GALAXY HAS NEVER KNOWN!
HUH?
WE'RE GONNA DROP
THIS FAKE SPIDER
ON EDUARDO, HE'LL FREAK OUT,
AND EVERYONE WILL RUN AWAY.
NOW.
WE HAVE A POOL, AND WE CAN
GO SWIMMING TOGETHER
AND PLAY ON RAFTS.
REALLY?
UH-HUH. AND WE HAVE
THESE COOL SLEDS,
AND WE CAN GO SLEDDING
WHEN IT SNOWS.
AND WE HAVE BIKES
THAT WE CAN RIDE AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND STUFF.
PERFECTO.
I USUALLY GO
WITH MY FRIEND JAMIE
AND HER IMAGINARY FRIEND CHUCK,
SO NOW WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER.
CHUCK LIKES TO SING A LOT
[PANTING]
[SCREAMING]
[GROWLING]
AAH!
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
NO, ED, NO!
YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN!
YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN!
MASTER EDUARDO,
STOP THIS UNACCEPTABLE
BEHAVIOR THIS INSTANT!
YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
NO! YOU STOP IT!
YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE!
YOU MEAN MEANIES!
WHY YOU BE SO MEAN?
[CRYING]
ED, WAIT!
I'M SORRY! COME BACK!
WHAT THE?
ALL THE FRIENDS
ARE BACK IN THE HOUSE!
OH, WELL, OF COURSE THEY ARE.
THE PLAN WAS FLAWLESS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!
YEAH. ME NEITHER!
NO ONE'S MAKING OFF
WITH OUR FRIENDS TODAY.
YOU GOT THAT RI--
Both: BEHIND YOU!
WILT! SO NICE OF YOU
TO COME AND VISIT.
YOU LOOK WELL.
HOW'S EVERYTHING OUTSIDE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BLOO?
YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING,
AND IT'S NOT COOL, OK?
DON'T BE SILLY.
THEN WHY ARE ALL THE FRIENDS
HIDING IN THE HOUSE?
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOUR BUDDIES,
BUT I'M SORRY TO SAY
YOU'RE BEING REALLY SELFISH, OK?
WANT A CUPCAKE?
DON'T CHANGE
THE SUBJECT, PLEASE?
I'M NOT.
I'M UNSELFISHLY OFFERING YOU
ONE OF MY CUPCAKES.
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, BLOO,
BUT IT'S ADOPT-A-THOUGHT
SATURDAY, AND WELL,
A LOT OF OUR FRIENDS
MAY FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE
TO FIND NEW HOMES
TO CALL THEIR OWN.
I KNOW. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
TIMBER!
AAH!
[CRASH]
THIS HURTS US
MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.
YEAH. SORRY, WILT.
NO! I'M SORRY.
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU MEANIES!
IT'S OK, ED!
[PANTING]
HEY, WHERE'D ALL
THE PEOPLE GO?
HMM.
Bloo: AWESOME.
EVERYTHING'S COOL.
BUT THE FRIENDS ARE STILL--
RELAX. THERE'S NO
PEOPLE AROUND.
IT'S LATE IN THE DAY.
WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
YEAH. WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[YELLING]
WHY ARE YOU IN A SCHOOL BUS?
IT'S SATURDAY!
[HIGH-PITCHED TRILLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I WANT HIM!
[YELLING]
WAIT! NOT HIM!
BEHAVE YOURSELVES, CHILDREN.
THAT FRIEND IS NOT UP
FOR ADOPTION.
[YELLING]
[CRYING]
EDUARDO NO MEAN TO EL NIÑO.
FRANKIE AND HERRIMAN
MEAN TO EDUARDO.
THEY ARE MEAN MEANIES.
HOLD ON, NIÑOS.
I SAVE YOU
FROM THE MEAN MEANIES!
COCO,
LEMON LENNY, HARRY HERMAN,
FUZZY FRED, WILT, ZORNON,
ZORNAT, ZACSNORT, AND DENNIS.
LINGO RINGO, RINGO RANGO,
ANDEDUARDO?
[GROWLING]
HELP! HELP! EDUARDO!
HELP! FRANKIE AND HERRIMAN
ARE BEING MEAN TO ME!
YOU MEANIES!
NO BE MEAN TO SEÑOR MAC!
[CRASH]
HEY, GUYS, WHERE YOU BEEN?
WHERE'S BLOO?
IN THE HOUSE.
WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?
JUST TOOK OFF.
WHERE ARE ALL THE FRIENDS?
JUST ADOPTED OFF THE LAST ONE.
AND THE PAPERWORK?
UH
RIGHT HERE.
WELL
I SUPPOSE
THAT IS THAT, THEN.
SUPPOSE SO.
I GOTTA SAY, MAC,
YOU'RE QUITE THE SALESMAN.
INDEED.
HEY, EVERYONE.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, BLOO?
I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU
TO STAY INSIDE.
GUESS I WAS GETTING
A LITTLE STIR-CRAZY.
WELL, ALL IN ALL,
A PERFECT END TO THE DAY.
[CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMING]
COCO! COCO! COCO!
COCO! COCO! COCO!
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
NAME OF FRIENDSO-AND-SO
ADOPTED TO MR. MAN
AND LADY LADINGTON?
THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS POPPYCOCK!
SORRY, BUT BELIEVE ME,
THIS HURTS ME
MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.
[GRUNTING]