Frasier s10e05 Episode Script
Tales From the Crypt
F R A S I E R (10x05) - Tales from the Crypt - Hey, Roz Hi, hi, hi.
Roz, you just missed the classic prank of all time.
- Ill admit it, this was my masterpiece.
- Oh, who, who? Whod you get?! - OK - Way to go, Bulldog! - There he is! I got this friend down at the impound lot, who came across a smashed-up BMW, - same make and model as Frasiers.
- You didnt! You got Frasier! I had his car towed from the garage, the wreck went in its place.
The doc totally freaked when he saw it.
First, he started swearing, and then he implored the heavens, and just when his lip started trembling, - Bulldog comes out, tells him its all a prank.
- Hey, Bulldog observes the mercy rule.
Besides, I got the whole thing on tape.
Admit it, Doc, I got you good.
Come on, say it: "Bulldogs the best!" OK, OK, how bout the bitch dance I taught you? Well, at least give me one up high! Come on oh, come on, dont leave me hanging, Doc! Wheres your Halloween spirit? Dont worry, itll be here waiting for you.
For the record, I knew immediately it was not my car.
Mine has a bumper sticker on it that says, I AM PRO OPERA AND I VOTE! - Frasier, youve got to admit, it was clever.
- I admit nothing.
- That is the last we shall discuss of it, we have a show to do.
- OK.
Good afternoon, Seattle, and welcome to the Halloween edition of the Dr.
Frasier Crane Show.
Today we will be discussing the topic of fears.
Are they irrational hindrances, or evolutionary tools? Hmmm the surprising answer, after these words.
My car! Ohhhh, no - my caaar! What did they do to you?! Oh, my bay-beee! Whenever youre ready.
.
- Did you find something? - Do you think theyll take soy sauce packets? - Who keeps ringing the doorbell? - Shh! Its trick or treaters.
- OK, theyre gone.
- Well, why didnt you let them in? Because someone forgot to get Halloween candy.
Although, someone else could have picked it up since she was already in the store.
But, that would override the duty list that someone insisted on implementing.
If this is what you two call a fight, youre not fit to be married.
- I once held your fathers head underwater, and - Shh! Oh, for heavens sake! We havent got any candy, shove off! - Great, now they know were here.
- That is precisely whats wrong with this country, everyones afraid to stand up to the children.
- Trick-or-treat! - Didnt you hear? Weve got no candy! We can offer you hotel soaps.
But its Halloween.
I dress up, you give me candy.
- That costume's supposed to be scary? - No, is yours? Oh, a nice bite into an onion is what that mouth of yours deserves.
If you dont have treats, youre going to get a trick.
Do your worst! Im not afraid of you.
Honestly! OK, well, maybe Ill go get some candy after all.
OK, Im going to need my slicker and my squash goggles! .
- Good morning, Roz.
May I join you? - Sure, Frasier.
Well, Im glad to see youre not sulking today.
Yes, well, I had a little time to think about it, and Ive decided to put Bulldogs prank - behind me - Thats very mature.
- Im not finished! by visiting upon him a prank that is ten times more dastardly.
Look at this.
- Looks like a car with a balloon tied to it.
- Precisely.
I will tie a red balloon to the antenna of Bulldogs car every time his precious Seahawks lose a game.
Over time, the conditioned response will become ingrained in his psyche.
Eventually, the mere sight of a red balloon will bring about in him an inexplicable sense of loss.
Check-and-mate! Isnt that kind of out there? Thats the point.
Well, of course, I could go with any one of your basic pranks: hand in warm water, and whatnot Believe me, I have an intimate knowledge of all of them.
But what Im looking for is something unmistakably ME.
A signature prank, if you will.
Why dont you just forget about revenge and give him his two minutes in the sun? - What, at my expense? - Look at his life! You guys used to be equals, now hes stuck downstairs in that dark, musty archives room.
You must have some sympathy for him, dont you? Dark, musty archives I think I could use that! - Hello, all.
- Hello, Niles.
Why do we have to stop here? I could make coffee at home.
Now, now, its good to get out of the house, get some fresh air, exercise those lungs.
My lungs are as strong as ever.
Just yesterday, I finished a whole cigarette in two drags.
One off me record! - Whats this? - Im devising the ultimate prank, to get my revenge on Bulldog.
Ah, well just beware the dangers of juvenile one-upsmanship.
Only last night, Mrs.
Moon challenged a trick-or-treater, and he responded by pelting our door with eggs.
Yeah, but I got the little monster back, by putting a big, greasy glob of Vaseline on his doorknob! - You said youd put an end to it! - Hence the Vaseline.
- Mum, hes a child! - Well, its time he learned you dont mess with Gertrude Moon, without incurring my wrath.
Now, excuse me, I require cocoa.
You know, I think she has the right attitude.
If I expect Bulldog to leave me alone, Ive got to show him that hes dealing with a superior intellect.
Show them the balloon car.
Im sure Da Vincis early notes were full of laughs too! Excuse me, I have devising to do! - Thatll be $32.
03.
- For one drink?! Your grandson ordered a bunch of cakes, and he said it was all on you.
Thanks for the treats, Grandma! Oh, lets see the little sod get to school without these.
Oh, this should settle it! .
Is anybody there? Oh, zombies the living dead.
Help, help! Everyone, hold please.
- Zombie Number Two, what are you doing? - Im scaring Bulldog? I see.
Is that what zombies do, they scare people? - Um - Wrong.
They eat brains, and THATS what scares people.
Now, look, this is our dress rehearsal, let's please try to get this right.
Bulldog comes in, he hears noises, zombies go after his brain, and his terror is caught on videotape for us all to enjoy at a later date.
Now, lets try this again.
First marks, please.
Oh, jeez, Fras, this is the fourth time through.
Can somebody else play Bulldog now? - Dad, you said you would help me with this.
- Well, thats because you said we were gonna do a practical joke.
- I thought it would be fun.
- Whatever gave you that idea? Todd, I am getting dead from you.
But I am not getting undead.
Still? Lets try this then.
After rehearsal, I want each of you to write a paragraph detailing who your character was when he or she was alive, how they died, and why theyre now after Bulldogs brain.
Honestly, Roz, you know, you haven't given me much to work With here.
These are the worst actors Ive ever seen.
Well, Im sorry, but the Royal Zombie Company just left town with its all-zombie production of Hamlet! - How many more times are we going to do this? - Why is it that whenever Bulldog pulls off a practical joke, you all applaud him, as if hed won some sort of bowl or cup or other sports dish? But when I ask you to give up a single Sunday, all I get is complaints? Well, because you keep turning it into work! This is supposed to be fun! Like a day at the beach! Oh, you do this kind of thing all the time.
- Like when? - Well, the last time we went to the beach! A lot of people bring rakes! Look, Frasier, its not too late to back out of this.
Face it, - jokes just arent your specialty.
- What is that supposed to mean? Well, what she means, son, is that we all have our different blessings.
And Bulldogs good at jokes and fun, and youre good at reading, and, uh telling people about the things you read.
- Are you saying that you think I cant pull this off? - Oh, I wouldnt put it that way.
- I would.
- But Ive worked this out to the last detail, - nothing can go wrong! - Everythings gonna go wrong! For one thing, Bulldogs gonna know somethings up, cause Kenny hardly ever makes him work at night! And then look at all these cameras and wires.
I mean, what if he spots these? And the zombies, as soon as he sees them, hes gonna know its a prank, because he just pranked you! And there are no such things as zombies!!! You, sir are released! And you as well! Ill pull this thing off by myself, proving you dont know what youre talking about! I dont need any of you! Wait, zombies, I do need you! But no one else! Ill show all of you! You mark my words, tomorrow night I get my revenge! Ah, good, the effects machines working again.
All right everyone, back to your first marks.
- Where have you been? - I'm sorry, I had a hard time finding this place.
I checked the directory for Crane, but it had Old Bat next to this apartment number.
A little obvious, but not bad.
I want you to deliver this Baby-I-Have-To-Tinkle doll to Jason White, Floyd Middle School.
This is the address.
I mean, he should be in gym class about now.
- I dont think Im allowed to just walk into his school, ma'am.
- No, its OK.
Im his grandmother.
And you have to say this.
Your mommy said, bring this to you at school to lift your spirits.
See? A dolly has accidents too.
- You really want me to say that? - Yes, and very loudly.
The poor things hard-of-hearing.
Yes! .
Todd, take off that baseball cap.
Youre undead, not uncouth.
All right, everyone, step lively, look sharp.
Its almost showtime.
Give me a final room tone check, please, and take your marks.
Hey, Fras.
Well hello.
- Youve come to watch me fail, I suppose.
- No, we just want to come join you.
- Yeah, were sorry about that stuff we said yesterday.
- Yeah, we came to see you have your day.
- Its long overdue.
- Maybe I dont want you here.
- What do you mean? - You abandon me in my hour of need, now youre here to revel in my success, just like in Boswell's Life of Johnson.
- What? - It was something-I-read.
I guess we deserved that - whatever the hell it means.
Come on, Frasier, were sorry.
Just let us watch.
All right, apology accepted.
You may observe - in silence.
Make yourselves comfortable.
And prepare to witness a man brought to the very edge of madness! I think hes already there.
- Mum, were off to the symphony.
- Havent the Germans punished us enough? Oh! Bloody hell! - Where did this come from? - Oh, you must have crossed someone.
Mother Oh my God! Im so sorry! We were just coming down the hall, and we saw you open your door.
- This is our trash can! - What was it doing there? Jason, get back here! It seems our children have been feuding.
Were very embarrassed.
Youre embarrassed? Meet our daughter! Hello! - I have a lot of homework - Stay! - Jason, have you been fighting with this woman? - Well, she broke my bike and made me have to see a counselor at school! - I think I left something in the kitchen - Stay! I am an adult! I can do anything I want! No.
While youre living under our roof, youll follow our rules.
You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
What if someone got hurt? - Good.
- Jason! You are one step away from losing your broadband connection.
Now apologize and shake hands.
What if I told you you couldnt smoke your pipes in your room anymore? (both) Im sorry.
- Now, you two are going to clean up this mess.
- And Jason, come straight home when youre finished.
And this place better be spotless by the time we get back.
I wish I was all grown-up, and I wouldnt have to follow their stupid rules! Oh, nothing changes, trust me.
You know my mom hates bugs.
She screams like a girl.
So does my son-in-law! - I know where we can find some crickets.
- No! Now, we should do as were told, - and start cleaning up.
- Ok.
That way, they wont be expecting it! .
This is so great! I cant wait! Im getting goose bumps! Feel me, feel me! Kenny, what was the condition of my letting you watch? There he is.
Cue creaking noise one Hello? Whos there? Cue creaking noise two.
Now, let the horror begin Yes! How do you like that, ya big baby! Get back! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! CALL 9-1-1, CALL 9-1-1! - Dont worry about it, Kenny! Its just a joke! - What are you talking about?! - Its a fake gun! - What? - Its-a-fake-gun! What about the bullets? Its a joke! Bulldog found out about Frasiers prank, so we set him up! That is awesome! I cant believe he fell for it! - Come on, we got to go tell Frasier whats going on! - You guys go ahead I think Im gonna stay here and puke.
Stop! Stop! It was all a joke! Oh my God, what have I done?! Whats the big deal, he was already a zombie! Are you insane?! Call an ambulance! - What is going on here? - Wave to the camera, Frasier! - What? - Got you again, all on tape.
Whos the king? - That isnt funny, I could have had a heart attack! - Oh, sorry, Fras, - we just couldnt resist.
- Well, at least nobody was hurt.
You bested me, Bulldog, again! - Dr.
Crane, I think I hurt my back - What? - OH MY GOD!!! - WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! - SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! WHERES THE PHONE?! WHERES THE PHONE?! - Roz, get the first aid kit out of the closet! - OK! OK! - No, no, not the! - WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON DOWN HERE?!?! - Quiet, quiet, everybody! Hello? Yes, Id like to report THE GREATEST PRACTICAL JOKE EVER! Youd better send a fire truck, because you guys just got BURNED! - AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA! - Wait, what?! - Hi, Roz! You should see the look on your faces! This is truly a classic! - This was all just a joke? - Awesome! - Nice work, Doc.
- Likewise, Bulldog.
- You think I can get a copy of this for my demo reel? - Sure thing, Todd.
Youve come a long way in a short time, young man.
Well, Frasier, Im speechless! You totally had us going! - I cant believe it! - Admit it, Roz, can I pull off a practical joke, or what? - I just dont understand it, you guys worked together? - Yeah, Frasier set the whole thing up.
The other day, after you two left, I got to thinking maybe my joke was aimed at the wrong target.
- Thats when Bulldog and I joined forces! - But we joined forces with him - to get you! - Thats exactly what you were supposed to think! - Wow, Fras, I got to give it to you - this was brilliant! - Thank you, Dad.
What do you say we all go upstairs and watch the tape, huh? - All right, you guys go ahead.
Bulldog? - Yeah? - Technically, I still owe you one.
- Face it, Doc, you will never win.
Good work, Noel.
Thats why you had to join forces with me.
Huh? - Youre right.
- All right.
Roz, you just missed the classic prank of all time.
- Ill admit it, this was my masterpiece.
- Oh, who, who? Whod you get?! - OK - Way to go, Bulldog! - There he is! I got this friend down at the impound lot, who came across a smashed-up BMW, - same make and model as Frasiers.
- You didnt! You got Frasier! I had his car towed from the garage, the wreck went in its place.
The doc totally freaked when he saw it.
First, he started swearing, and then he implored the heavens, and just when his lip started trembling, - Bulldog comes out, tells him its all a prank.
- Hey, Bulldog observes the mercy rule.
Besides, I got the whole thing on tape.
Admit it, Doc, I got you good.
Come on, say it: "Bulldogs the best!" OK, OK, how bout the bitch dance I taught you? Well, at least give me one up high! Come on oh, come on, dont leave me hanging, Doc! Wheres your Halloween spirit? Dont worry, itll be here waiting for you.
For the record, I knew immediately it was not my car.
Mine has a bumper sticker on it that says, I AM PRO OPERA AND I VOTE! - Frasier, youve got to admit, it was clever.
- I admit nothing.
- That is the last we shall discuss of it, we have a show to do.
- OK.
Good afternoon, Seattle, and welcome to the Halloween edition of the Dr.
Frasier Crane Show.
Today we will be discussing the topic of fears.
Are they irrational hindrances, or evolutionary tools? Hmmm the surprising answer, after these words.
My car! Ohhhh, no - my caaar! What did they do to you?! Oh, my bay-beee! Whenever youre ready.
.
- Did you find something? - Do you think theyll take soy sauce packets? - Who keeps ringing the doorbell? - Shh! Its trick or treaters.
- OK, theyre gone.
- Well, why didnt you let them in? Because someone forgot to get Halloween candy.
Although, someone else could have picked it up since she was already in the store.
But, that would override the duty list that someone insisted on implementing.
If this is what you two call a fight, youre not fit to be married.
- I once held your fathers head underwater, and - Shh! Oh, for heavens sake! We havent got any candy, shove off! - Great, now they know were here.
- That is precisely whats wrong with this country, everyones afraid to stand up to the children.
- Trick-or-treat! - Didnt you hear? Weve got no candy! We can offer you hotel soaps.
But its Halloween.
I dress up, you give me candy.
- That costume's supposed to be scary? - No, is yours? Oh, a nice bite into an onion is what that mouth of yours deserves.
If you dont have treats, youre going to get a trick.
Do your worst! Im not afraid of you.
Honestly! OK, well, maybe Ill go get some candy after all.
OK, Im going to need my slicker and my squash goggles! .
- Good morning, Roz.
May I join you? - Sure, Frasier.
Well, Im glad to see youre not sulking today.
Yes, well, I had a little time to think about it, and Ive decided to put Bulldogs prank - behind me - Thats very mature.
- Im not finished! by visiting upon him a prank that is ten times more dastardly.
Look at this.
- Looks like a car with a balloon tied to it.
- Precisely.
I will tie a red balloon to the antenna of Bulldogs car every time his precious Seahawks lose a game.
Over time, the conditioned response will become ingrained in his psyche.
Eventually, the mere sight of a red balloon will bring about in him an inexplicable sense of loss.
Check-and-mate! Isnt that kind of out there? Thats the point.
Well, of course, I could go with any one of your basic pranks: hand in warm water, and whatnot Believe me, I have an intimate knowledge of all of them.
But what Im looking for is something unmistakably ME.
A signature prank, if you will.
Why dont you just forget about revenge and give him his two minutes in the sun? - What, at my expense? - Look at his life! You guys used to be equals, now hes stuck downstairs in that dark, musty archives room.
You must have some sympathy for him, dont you? Dark, musty archives I think I could use that! - Hello, all.
- Hello, Niles.
Why do we have to stop here? I could make coffee at home.
Now, now, its good to get out of the house, get some fresh air, exercise those lungs.
My lungs are as strong as ever.
Just yesterday, I finished a whole cigarette in two drags.
One off me record! - Whats this? - Im devising the ultimate prank, to get my revenge on Bulldog.
Ah, well just beware the dangers of juvenile one-upsmanship.
Only last night, Mrs.
Moon challenged a trick-or-treater, and he responded by pelting our door with eggs.
Yeah, but I got the little monster back, by putting a big, greasy glob of Vaseline on his doorknob! - You said youd put an end to it! - Hence the Vaseline.
- Mum, hes a child! - Well, its time he learned you dont mess with Gertrude Moon, without incurring my wrath.
Now, excuse me, I require cocoa.
You know, I think she has the right attitude.
If I expect Bulldog to leave me alone, Ive got to show him that hes dealing with a superior intellect.
Show them the balloon car.
Im sure Da Vincis early notes were full of laughs too! Excuse me, I have devising to do! - Thatll be $32.
03.
- For one drink?! Your grandson ordered a bunch of cakes, and he said it was all on you.
Thanks for the treats, Grandma! Oh, lets see the little sod get to school without these.
Oh, this should settle it! .
Is anybody there? Oh, zombies the living dead.
Help, help! Everyone, hold please.
- Zombie Number Two, what are you doing? - Im scaring Bulldog? I see.
Is that what zombies do, they scare people? - Um - Wrong.
They eat brains, and THATS what scares people.
Now, look, this is our dress rehearsal, let's please try to get this right.
Bulldog comes in, he hears noises, zombies go after his brain, and his terror is caught on videotape for us all to enjoy at a later date.
Now, lets try this again.
First marks, please.
Oh, jeez, Fras, this is the fourth time through.
Can somebody else play Bulldog now? - Dad, you said you would help me with this.
- Well, thats because you said we were gonna do a practical joke.
- I thought it would be fun.
- Whatever gave you that idea? Todd, I am getting dead from you.
But I am not getting undead.
Still? Lets try this then.
After rehearsal, I want each of you to write a paragraph detailing who your character was when he or she was alive, how they died, and why theyre now after Bulldogs brain.
Honestly, Roz, you know, you haven't given me much to work With here.
These are the worst actors Ive ever seen.
Well, Im sorry, but the Royal Zombie Company just left town with its all-zombie production of Hamlet! - How many more times are we going to do this? - Why is it that whenever Bulldog pulls off a practical joke, you all applaud him, as if hed won some sort of bowl or cup or other sports dish? But when I ask you to give up a single Sunday, all I get is complaints? Well, because you keep turning it into work! This is supposed to be fun! Like a day at the beach! Oh, you do this kind of thing all the time.
- Like when? - Well, the last time we went to the beach! A lot of people bring rakes! Look, Frasier, its not too late to back out of this.
Face it, - jokes just arent your specialty.
- What is that supposed to mean? Well, what she means, son, is that we all have our different blessings.
And Bulldogs good at jokes and fun, and youre good at reading, and, uh telling people about the things you read.
- Are you saying that you think I cant pull this off? - Oh, I wouldnt put it that way.
- I would.
- But Ive worked this out to the last detail, - nothing can go wrong! - Everythings gonna go wrong! For one thing, Bulldogs gonna know somethings up, cause Kenny hardly ever makes him work at night! And then look at all these cameras and wires.
I mean, what if he spots these? And the zombies, as soon as he sees them, hes gonna know its a prank, because he just pranked you! And there are no such things as zombies!!! You, sir are released! And you as well! Ill pull this thing off by myself, proving you dont know what youre talking about! I dont need any of you! Wait, zombies, I do need you! But no one else! Ill show all of you! You mark my words, tomorrow night I get my revenge! Ah, good, the effects machines working again.
All right everyone, back to your first marks.
- Where have you been? - I'm sorry, I had a hard time finding this place.
I checked the directory for Crane, but it had Old Bat next to this apartment number.
A little obvious, but not bad.
I want you to deliver this Baby-I-Have-To-Tinkle doll to Jason White, Floyd Middle School.
This is the address.
I mean, he should be in gym class about now.
- I dont think Im allowed to just walk into his school, ma'am.
- No, its OK.
Im his grandmother.
And you have to say this.
Your mommy said, bring this to you at school to lift your spirits.
See? A dolly has accidents too.
- You really want me to say that? - Yes, and very loudly.
The poor things hard-of-hearing.
Yes! .
Todd, take off that baseball cap.
Youre undead, not uncouth.
All right, everyone, step lively, look sharp.
Its almost showtime.
Give me a final room tone check, please, and take your marks.
Hey, Fras.
Well hello.
- Youve come to watch me fail, I suppose.
- No, we just want to come join you.
- Yeah, were sorry about that stuff we said yesterday.
- Yeah, we came to see you have your day.
- Its long overdue.
- Maybe I dont want you here.
- What do you mean? - You abandon me in my hour of need, now youre here to revel in my success, just like in Boswell's Life of Johnson.
- What? - It was something-I-read.
I guess we deserved that - whatever the hell it means.
Come on, Frasier, were sorry.
Just let us watch.
All right, apology accepted.
You may observe - in silence.
Make yourselves comfortable.
And prepare to witness a man brought to the very edge of madness! I think hes already there.
- Mum, were off to the symphony.
- Havent the Germans punished us enough? Oh! Bloody hell! - Where did this come from? - Oh, you must have crossed someone.
Mother Oh my God! Im so sorry! We were just coming down the hall, and we saw you open your door.
- This is our trash can! - What was it doing there? Jason, get back here! It seems our children have been feuding.
Were very embarrassed.
Youre embarrassed? Meet our daughter! Hello! - I have a lot of homework - Stay! - Jason, have you been fighting with this woman? - Well, she broke my bike and made me have to see a counselor at school! - I think I left something in the kitchen - Stay! I am an adult! I can do anything I want! No.
While youre living under our roof, youll follow our rules.
You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
What if someone got hurt? - Good.
- Jason! You are one step away from losing your broadband connection.
Now apologize and shake hands.
What if I told you you couldnt smoke your pipes in your room anymore? (both) Im sorry.
- Now, you two are going to clean up this mess.
- And Jason, come straight home when youre finished.
And this place better be spotless by the time we get back.
I wish I was all grown-up, and I wouldnt have to follow their stupid rules! Oh, nothing changes, trust me.
You know my mom hates bugs.
She screams like a girl.
So does my son-in-law! - I know where we can find some crickets.
- No! Now, we should do as were told, - and start cleaning up.
- Ok.
That way, they wont be expecting it! .
This is so great! I cant wait! Im getting goose bumps! Feel me, feel me! Kenny, what was the condition of my letting you watch? There he is.
Cue creaking noise one Hello? Whos there? Cue creaking noise two.
Now, let the horror begin Yes! How do you like that, ya big baby! Get back! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! CALL 9-1-1, CALL 9-1-1! - Dont worry about it, Kenny! Its just a joke! - What are you talking about?! - Its a fake gun! - What? - Its-a-fake-gun! What about the bullets? Its a joke! Bulldog found out about Frasiers prank, so we set him up! That is awesome! I cant believe he fell for it! - Come on, we got to go tell Frasier whats going on! - You guys go ahead I think Im gonna stay here and puke.
Stop! Stop! It was all a joke! Oh my God, what have I done?! Whats the big deal, he was already a zombie! Are you insane?! Call an ambulance! - What is going on here? - Wave to the camera, Frasier! - What? - Got you again, all on tape.
Whos the king? - That isnt funny, I could have had a heart attack! - Oh, sorry, Fras, - we just couldnt resist.
- Well, at least nobody was hurt.
You bested me, Bulldog, again! - Dr.
Crane, I think I hurt my back - What? - OH MY GOD!!! - WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! - SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! WHERES THE PHONE?! WHERES THE PHONE?! - Roz, get the first aid kit out of the closet! - OK! OK! - No, no, not the! - WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON DOWN HERE?!?! - Quiet, quiet, everybody! Hello? Yes, Id like to report THE GREATEST PRACTICAL JOKE EVER! Youd better send a fire truck, because you guys just got BURNED! - AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA! - Wait, what?! - Hi, Roz! You should see the look on your faces! This is truly a classic! - This was all just a joke? - Awesome! - Nice work, Doc.
- Likewise, Bulldog.
- You think I can get a copy of this for my demo reel? - Sure thing, Todd.
Youve come a long way in a short time, young man.
Well, Frasier, Im speechless! You totally had us going! - I cant believe it! - Admit it, Roz, can I pull off a practical joke, or what? - I just dont understand it, you guys worked together? - Yeah, Frasier set the whole thing up.
The other day, after you two left, I got to thinking maybe my joke was aimed at the wrong target.
- Thats when Bulldog and I joined forces! - But we joined forces with him - to get you! - Thats exactly what you were supposed to think! - Wow, Fras, I got to give it to you - this was brilliant! - Thank you, Dad.
What do you say we all go upstairs and watch the tape, huh? - All right, you guys go ahead.
Bulldog? - Yeah? - Technically, I still owe you one.
- Face it, Doc, you will never win.
Good work, Noel.
Thats why you had to join forces with me.
Huh? - Youre right.
- All right.