Geordie Shore (2011) s10e06 Episode Script

We're back.
Let's fucking do this.
Come on! More pulling.
More getting mortal.
More fight! Don't you fucking ever! Things are about to go crazy.
Now, it'll just be carnage.
What the fuck? I can't deny that there's so much chemistry between me and Aaron.
This isn't gonna end well.
The divide is back.
Boys against girls.
I need to go and speak to Dan.
Aaron's obviously enjoying the freedom 'cause as soon as Marnie's not here, he's actually going on the pull.
This blond-haired beauty came out of nowhere.
Buzzin'.
This is my problem and my insecurities.
And I need to make 'em go away.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do my hair.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I'm totally crackers, me like.
I'm preened to perfection.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
Geordie Shore, wae'aye! Last night, me and Kyle got in another stupid argument.
And I feel like absolute shit.
I just need to go and see the girls.
Oh, well, I hate myself again.
- Why? - For crying again last night.
Kyle might not think that all these little tiny arguments mean anything.
But they do, they build up and they make us feel really bad.
And sometimes I just can't deal with it.
I was saying to Kyle, "I don't feel as though I make you happy.
" And that I just cause a load of grief and hassle that you just don't need.
I feel like you need to stop being stupid now.
Kyle, literally likes you so much, and I can tell that.
I'm starting to worry about Kyle and Holly.
They're me best friends and I don't want them falling into a toxic relationship.
I feel like it's when yous are on the verge of happiness, it all comes crashing down.
So, have you and Gary talked yet? No, we're done now.
I think we're done with each other.
It's not just a me thing, it's a mutual thing.
Mmm-hmm.
I'm still not talking to Gary.
We were never friends in the first place.
So, why be friends now? He can't have Lillie as a girlfriend and then still have me as his "best friend".
It just doesn't work that way.
I am so done with wasting any of my energy even speaking to him anymore.
That this will never, ever, ever be resolved.
Aye, and not falling out with her.
If I'm honest, I think me and Gary are fighting a losing battle against Marnie and Charlotte.
But if that's how they wanna act, then fuck them.
I do feel bad for necking on with Marnie when she's got a boyfriend, but she's gone back to sort things out with him, and I think that's for the best.
No, fuck that.
Why should I? You ponce! Last night, I brought a lad back to the shag pad.
And things got a little bit freaky.
In fact, my jaw's still killing.
What? I was like, "I'm the Prince of the castle.
"As the King, I command you to suck my dick.
" Nathan has done us proud.
And I wanna be the first one to shake his hand.
Unless it's got loads of cum on, and then I will not be shaking it.
I feel like there's a bit of cum there.
Right, I'm going to leave you to sort yourself out.
Bye.
Bye, King.
- Hello? - Hi, Charlotte.
Hi, Anna.
The phone rings, it's obviously gonna be Anna, and it's gonna be work, and it's gonna be shit, and, after last night, I am not in the mood for graft.
What? Eh? We're going to Hamburg? We are at work.
But we're not just at work anywhere.
- Where we going? - Where we going? Hamburg in Germany.
- Shut up, man.
- What? Yeah.
I am so excited to be going to Hamburg.
Bring it on.
We're leaving, like, literally, now.
Hamburg! Hamburg crew! Hamburg crew! We've got no time to prepare.
No time to do fuck all.
We need to pack and get to Hamburg now.
Here we come.
It's time to get out the house and get to the airport.
Hamburg, we're coming for yer.
They sell giant beers over there.
That means I'll get drunk even quicker.
Come on, Hamburg! The German word for "ill" is "crank".
So, technically, Germany is gonna be crank! Come on then, bitches.
Come us bitch in airport! To Germany! One and a half, I'm guessing.
One hour, 30.
Oh, shit, there's Marnie.
We're just about to check in, but we weren't fast enough.
Marnie's here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Are you all right? - You look nice.
I thought you're meant to leave your baggage at check-in.
For fuck's sake.
Hiya.
There's absolutely no way I was gonna miss this trip to Hamburg.
But it's just so awkward with Aaron, I don't know where to look.
Aaron looks mortified.
His trip's now gone from a ten to a three.
I need to tell the girls what happened last night with Dan.
I can't believe it.
Dan's finished Marnie.
I honestly thought they'd be able to work things out.
She is gonna be devastated.
Dan splitting up with us was fucking awful, because he wasn't just angry, he was so upset.
I don't know how I could do that to him.
How do you feel about it? Are you sad? Do you Do you Well, I was really sad when I told him, we were both crying.
The best thing I can do is keep Aaron at arm's length.
I've got absolutely nothing to say to him.
Well, let's just see what happens in Germany.
I'm so glad that now all the girls are back together.
The first thing you wanna do when you're going through a break up is be with your friends.
Go out and have a laugh, and Germany is the right thing for Marnie right now.
Germany! We've touched down in Hamburg.
Buzzin'! We get to the apartment, and I'm fuckin' buzzin'.
Anna, for once, has pulled it out the bag.
What the Fuck off! Why, aye.
I can't really wait.
I feel it in my fanny now! A twinge.
I tell ya what.
I've got a really good feeling about Hamburg.
Come on.
This little number? Or this little number? We're getting ready for work.
The girls are in the girls' room, and the boys are in the boys' room.
And to be honest, I can feel a divide already starting to creep up on us.
So, have you spoken to Aaron yet? No.
Oh, my God! Charlotte's telling us that Aaron has admitted when I've been gone, that he had no intentions of doing anything with me.
He doesn't give a fucking shit, it's always on his terms.
I'm fucking furious.
I can't even contain the anger.
The way that Aaron's treated Marnie is the way that Gary's treated me for four years.
Fucked with our heads and made us really believe that they wanna be with us when, really, it's just bullshit.
Me and the lads are getting ready for a mint night out in Hamburg.
But, before that, we've got to get ready for work.
How you feeling about Marnie being here? Did she say hello? Seeing as she didn't say "bye" last time.
It was an early night, did she fuck.
I haven't spoken to Marnie since she arrived at the airport.
So I don't know if she's still with Dan or if she's a single lady.
Holly told me that Marnie's actually single now.
Oh, God.
I'm not really bothered.
She can stay single, I'm single.
I'm still going on the pull.
I feel really bad for Marnie that Dan's dumped her.
I just hope she doesn't think things are gonna happen between me and her now.
All Aaron wants to do is have a good night and pull some birds.
But now Marnie's back and she's single, there's no way that is happening.
Hands in.
Wicked.
Tonight is the first German edition of Tash-On Tours.
Even though me and Aaron aren't talking to Charlotte and Marnie, hopefully, tonight, we can keep it together, stay professional and actually get work done.
Hi! Tonight, I'm taking charge of work.
I'm gonna show these Germans how it's fucking done.
Yeah! Yeah! Yes! Hamburg! Right, guys! One line here.
One line here.
The first game is the "Sausage Game".
There hasn't ever been a more fitting place to do that than Hamburg.
Right, guys! Basically, we've got Team Chloe.
And, on this side, we've got Team Charlotte.
The "Sausage Game".
I'm gonna be fucking good at this.
Surprise, surprise.
I've won.
I've always known how to handle a sausage.
So, the next game we're gonna play is called "Einstein or Two".
We're gonna have Marnie and Aaron.
I'm up against Aaron.
Great.
I just need to make sure that I fuckin' win.
Stand behind the guys.
Stand behind the guys.
Aaron and Marnie are paired up with the German versions of each other.
This is weird.
It looks like Marnie isn't happy with this topknot impostor 'cause she's just poured the full drink all over him.
Aaron is the winner! Get in! Time to get fucking wasted! The Germans are fucking loving the Geordies.
You're welcome, Anna.
To be fair, there's a few fit birds.
I know I'm supposed to be at work, but it is a singles night, and I'm single.
Looking at Aaron now, he fucking disgusts us.
I don't know how I ever seen anything in him.
He's rank.
Marnie isn't happy that I'm still chatting to this little fittie in the red dress.
I understand she's upset 'cause Dan broke up with her, but I'm single, I'm not doing anything wrong.
I despise Aaron with a deep venom passion! I'm just so annoyed at meself.
The fact that I've lost Dan over someone like Aaron who's sick, evil, nasty and got a shit topknot.
He's broke up your relationship for nothing.
Holly's saying that I'm in the wrong, but Marnie was the one in a relationship when we kissed, not me.
So, what the fuck is she going on about? - I'm saying Exactly.
- She kissed you.
Wait a second.
Can I fucking hear Aaron trying to justify what he's caused? That's bullshit, it's unjustifiable.
I don't want anything to fuckin' do with him! I literally Charlotte! Marnie has lost it.
I'm doing me best to try and hold her back.
But she's got one target and that's Aaron.
How fuckin' dare he? How dare he turn this around? Who that's? Who turned it around? I haven't said fuck all! I haven't said nothing.
I feel like I'm losing me mind.
I can't contain this anger anymore.
Marnie, Marnie, Marnie! Marnie charges at us like a woman possessed.
Fuck off, love.
You're the cheat, not me.
Why won't people just let us get hold of him? Let go of me now! - Marnie - Let go of me! I feel like if I let Marnie go, she would actually kill Aaron.
She's biting and scratching me, and I've done fuck all wrong.
Get off me! I will Get off me! I know you wanna Marnie, stop! My balls got caught in the crossfire.
Cheers, Marns.
- Get off us now! - Stop, stop now.
Marnie left the house to sort things out with her boyfriend.
I was free and single to do what I want.
I never made any promises, but now her boyfriend's dumped her, I'm the one in the wrong? I don't think so.
Marnie is flipping out, and I totally understand why.
When she was in a relationship, Aaron was trying to pursue her so much.
Now that she's single, he goes and pulls somebody else.
Aaron never came out and said, "Marnie, if you break up with your boyfriend, I'll get with you.
" So, Aaron is not in the wrong here.
Right, okay.
I am so frustrated that we are arguing over somebody else's argument.
We argue enough on our own.
Why the fuck are you arguing with me over their fucking argument? How can he do it? I'm fucking so angry.
But I'm also devastated.
I will never ever, ever speak to Aaron again.
I have lost the love of my life Over Over that.
I feel like I'm literally watching me and Gary a few years back.
- No, I don't wanna argue with you, but - Oh, no, no, I'm serious.
When I look at him, I see you.
- And, this is just all lies.
- No, it is different.
No, it's not.
That's not the case, Gary.
I'm watching a girl whose head has been repeatedly fucked by a boy who couldn't care less.
You used to be exactly the same person.
- We're not, though.
Aaron's something different All I see is, all of this whole time, four years has been a lie.
- It hasn't, though.
- It has! - Yes, it has.
- It hasn't.
I'm gonna be here for Marnie, 100%.
Because I know exactly what she's going through, and I know exactly what arseholes them two lads are.
You know, Aaron and Marnie arguing, it brings it back, me and you.
If there's any reason for Charlotte to get angry with me, she will jump on it.
And that's the reason, all of a sudden, she's Team Marnie.
I fucking hate this house.
Fuck knows what these Germans think of us.
Let's get in a club and forget it ever happened.
Tash-On Tours was really good until Marnie and Aaron had a fight.
Hopefully, it won't be awkward in the club.
Me and Chloe are in such a awkward position because we get along with the boys and the girls.
We just want everyone to be united.
Never, in all of my entire life, have I ever felt this much of a mug.
Aaron's took me for a total idiot, and I'll never ever forgive him for it.
I feel closer than ever to Marnie right now.
And that's probably because we've been through the same thing, and we both know exactly what it's like to be fucked over.
Charlotte and Marnie encourage each other.
I'll probably always have feelings for Marnie, but why would me and Gary wanna be with either of them when they behave like that.
When Charlotte was with Mitch, I'd give her the space she needed to move on.
And now I'm with Lillie, she needs to do the same and accept that I've moved on.
I thought me and Holly were in a good place.
But the actions from tonight's argument clearly states that we're not.
Kyle is just repeating back to me everything that I've said in the argument.
I just wanna try and keep my mouth shut so we can have a good night.
I've had way too much to drink.
I can barely see anything.
Chloe dances like an injured daddy longlegs.
There's limbs everywhere.
I fucking love her.
Come on! Keep up! Keep up! I've just seen the girl from Tash-On Tours and Marnie's went home, so that means I can pick up where I left off.
She's mine.
I'm about to go into semi-retirement, but it looks like I'm gonna have to get my boots out the cupboard, get the dust off 'em and go and help Aaron pull.
I don't speak German, but necking on is the same in every language.
The second that Marnie leaves the club, there Aaron goes again, pulling.
What the fuck is wrong with his tiny little brain? Aaron is necking on with a bird.
It's only taken him 14,842 minutes of being in this house.
Job done.
I've pulled a fit lass, and Marnie couldn't be further away from my mind.
My aim is to bridge the boy-girl divide and get Chloe and Nathan to get into each other.
I'm kissing her? But I like it.
This is Chloe, this shouldn't be happening.
She's like my sister.
Ew.
I dunno why it's weird watching Nathan and Chloe neck on.
It's just weird.
One minute, I'm dancing round the club like a loon, and the next, I'm fucking necking with Nathan.
What the fuck? This is gonna be awkward.
Fair play to Nathan, he's a canny good kisser.
I have seen some bad things in this house, but this, Nathan and Chloe kissing, is knocking me physically sick.
To be fair, Chloe, she actually looks like she's really enjoying it, so Aye.
Great.
After everything that went down with Tash-On Tours, it's actually turned out to be a good night.
But I'm fucked, so let's get back to the apartment.
I thought Marnie kicking off would spoil the whole night.
When her and Charlotte fucked off home, we actually had a wicked night.
Open the door.
I've got back to the apartment, I'm fucking mortal, so I'm off to bed.
Are you fucking No! I don't take criticism very kindly, especially when I know it's a lie, so you can fuck off, Chloe, 'cause I'm a mint kisser! I give Chloe the best kiss of her life.
It was like velvet.
Nathan's one of the boys now, and if it was any of us, he would do exactly the same by ripping the piss out of her.
After everything that happened tonight, Marnie kicking off with Aaron, Chloe and Nathan necking on, the one image that will stick in my head is Nathan standing there in his little Y-fronts.
Nathan, please, go to bed.
Me and Holly are lying in bed together.
And out of nowhere, she just starts crying.
I don't know what I've done wrong.
Me and Kyle haven't been seeing each other that long, and the fact that we've got to live together and we're in each other's pockets 24/7, is just putting a massive strain on our relationship.
And I just don't know how long it can go on for.
Guten Morgen.
Last night, things got massively out of control.
Marnie went absolutely berserk with Aaron.
And, to top things off, Nathan and Chloe were necking on.
Was Chloe upstairs or was it just you? Just me.
I've woke up this morning and the lads are griefing us about getting with Chloe last night.
I'm not embarrassed, it's another tally on my scoreboard.
Enough of me and Chloe.
What the fuck happened last night with you and Marns? Man, I literally don't know.
"You've led me on, blah, blah, blah.
"You've flirted with me, you kissed me, and you spoilt my relationship.
" Marnie thinks that by kissing her, I wanted to be with her.
If I wanted to be with her, I would have just said.
So, really, it's her fault, she took it the wrong way.
I feel sick.
I don't remember much from last night, but I must have been pretty drunk, 'cause I think I necked on with Nathan.
You know what? The thing is, he was the only good-looking boy in the club to be honest, so Oh, no.
That's like me brother.
Don't worry about it.
I'm just glad I wasn't there to witness it or else I would have gouged me own eyeballs out with me toenails.
Last night, something clicked inside of us with Aaron.
It was just, like, he actually disgusted us.
Aaron, literally, only has respect for himself.
He's disgusting.
And I'm so done being angry over him.
I'm never gonna speak to him again.
And, if I'm honest, like, it won't even bother us.
I've woken up this morning, and I feel as though I'm just in limbo.
Me and Kyle aren't boyfriend and girlfriend, but we're not getting with other people and I'm just so confused as to where I stand.
Holly's saying she's sick of all the arguing, but what she doesn't realise is I'm sick of it, too.
I don't like to argue.
I'm sitting on the balcony so I can try and sort me hangover out, and here comes the lad who I necked on with last night.
You fucking mounted me like a fucking horse.
Like that.
Oh, no, I'm so bad.
I thought it'd be really awkward with me and Nathan this morning, but it's actually not, he's a really canny lad and he's a really good friend.
After last night, the last people I wanna see this morning is the girls.
We need to do something fun to take our mind off all them arguments, and this is the perfect thing.
Flying about Hamburg in these little bad boys.
Whoo! For me, it's a shame that the only time we can have fun is when we're away from the girls.
Everyone should be here, flying round in these little cars, seeing the whole of Hamburg.
It's amazing.
This is every lad's dream, flying around the town centre in a go-kart and getting away with it.
That was fucking wicked.
It was class.
Me and the girls and Nathan are off to the funfair.
I fucking love funfairs, me.
This fair is amazing.
It's colourful, it's bright, it's moving 'round in circles.
It's even got a good fucking smell.
This is gonna be a great day.
- Oh, my God.
- This one looks like anal beads.
Four to go on here.
Whoo! I'm about to spew my German guts all over Chloe's lap.
Fucking hell! I thought Scotty T was good, but that was a fucking ride of me life.
I haven't laughed so much in ages.
These rides were exactly what I've needed.
I haven't laughed this much in so long, and I feel as though I just needed to be with the girls and Nathan and get away from all the boys.
Eins, trins, trins, frins Sorry.
As if this day couldn't get any better.
We are now in a beer market, about to drink mulled wine.
- Whoo! - Whoo.
To Hamburg! To Hamburg.
After a wicked day of taking my mind off things, we've now gotta go meet the girls.
If they think I'm gonna talk to them after what happened last night, they've got another thing coming.
We get to the beer fest, and there's only word I can use to describe the girls meeting the boys.
Awks.
All right? You good.
All right, guys.
I think it's safe to say that Hamburg has been a fucking disaster.
To be honest, I'm getting sick of this divide, and I've missed the lads today.
It would have been so much fun if we could have done this all, together.
Tonight, we're gonna go for a meal, and we're gonna come together as one, for our last night.
Can everyone do that? Cuds.
- Just a meal.
- Yeah, yeah.
Just a meal.
Nathan's trying to bring us all together, but not even the international peacekeepers could sort this shit out.
We arrive at the German restaurant.
I don't know what I want in my mouth first, a huge beer, or a massive juicy sausage.
Tonight, we're off to a good start.
Everyone looks good, and they're having fun.
And the main thing is we're all sat on the same table.
How the fuck am I supposed to read this? It's all in German, I can barely even speak English.
- Do you reckon? - Yeah, I know.
Being in the full German spirit as I am, I have ordered so many German sausage, that you could probably fit it in all of our bum holes and all the girls' vaginas with some left over.
Sausage fest! Ugh.
Oh, no.
Well, that was a shit idea.
It turns out sausages are exactly like cocks.
Not all of them taste good.
Right, guys.
Big cheers to the last night in Hamburg.
This is for the guys, this is for the girls.
The waiter is encouraging us to get into these German outfits.
And what the hell? When in Hamburg! I don't know what it is about these German costumes, but the boys look kind of horrendous and the girls actually look fit.
What the fuck have we got ourselves in for? We look like fucking idiots.
I know that this is our last night in Hamburg, but I'm not having a good time and I can't pretend that I am anymore.
I just wanna go back to the apartment.
It's been a great night, but no matter what I say or do it just doesn't seem to make Holly happy.
Our bags are packed, we're ready to go, it's time to get back to Newcastle.
Hamburg's been a bit weird.
The boy-girl divide's back.
Marnie nearly attacked Aaron.
I think we've gotta get back to Newcastle now.
We're back.
There's no rest for the wicked, we need to get back to Newcastle, get ready and get back on it.
We're now back in England, and I can't wait to get to the house and throw a Jägerbomb in me face.
There's no place like home.
Everyone is so excited on the bus, and everyone can't wait to go out tonight.
Whereas me, couldn't think of anything worse.
All I wanna do is go to bed, I just can't face going out tonight.
We're back on home turf, it's time to get changed and get the fuck back out! - Hi.
- Hi.
I wondered where you were.
Why you hiding? I've come to check on Holly and she's laid in bed, and she's not in a good way.
Fuck! This is serious.
At the minute, I just feel like my head isn't in the right place, like, sometimes he needs his space, and this time, I feel like I need mine.
Like, I think I'm gonna go.
When? Tonight.
I feel like I need to leave.
I need to remember why we've been fighting so hard to keep this relationship together, because, at the minute, I've completely forgotten.
Are you gonna tell anyone? I can't tell Kyle Because I feel as though he might try and stop us.
I can tell by how upset she is, how much this means to her.
I just hope she can get the right head space that she needs, and that this was the right decision.
I need to work out whether, you know, it's just this house that's fucking up me and Kyle, or whether it's us as a whole, whether we shouldn't be together.
I feel really guilty that I'm not gonna be here when Kyle gets back tonight, but I just hope he realises that I'm trying to do this for us.
After Hamburg being a let-down, tonight, I'm gonna go fucking berserk.
Me and Charlotte have decided to not go out.
There's no way that we wanna spend anymore time with the lads than what we have to.
Us girls need to stick together.
It looks like tonight, it's just the lads and Chloe, but at least there'll be no atmosphere, no arguments, we can just go out and have fun.
I'm actually buzzing about tonight, you know.
So, am I.
Hi.
Thank God the others have gone.
That means I can finally talk to the girls and pack me stuff and leave.
Holly isn't just staying in tonight.
She's gonna go home.
What? I can't believe that Holly's actually going.
This is gonna be awful without her, I just really hope that she comes back.
Is this down to you and Kyle? It's not him.
It's me.
I need to work out if it's just this house that is, you know, fucking us up.
Or whether it's the fact that maybe we shouldn't be together.
Me leaving is make or break.
If I feel the same way as I do outside the house as I do inside the house, then we just can't be together.
Right.
I'll hopefully see you soon.
Please look after him.
I'm really gonna miss the house, but trying to save whatever me and Kyle have got is worth so much more than being here.
I love yous.
We get to town and we're hitting House of Smith, and it's so good to be home.
And without the girls here, we know we've got a wicked night ahead of us.
I know the lads have been dicks to Marnie and Charlotte, but if you take sides in this house, it's a recipe for disaster.
The boys have done nothing to me, so I'm just gonna have a mint night.
I'm gutted Holly's not out, but least I get to spend some quality time with the lads.
I'm actually having a really good time.
The lads are such a laugh.
Chloe is a few Jägerbombs short of a bar tab.
She must have knocked a few back tonight because for some reason, she's all over us.
I'm really drunk, I decided to play with Aaron.
I think it's because Scott's not here.
And he's really fit.
Chloe is all over Aaron.
The girl is as loose as a goose.
Chloe wants Aaron bad, and she couldn't make it anymore obvious.
It's just a good job Marnie's not here to see it.
Me and Charlotte are trying to make ourselves feel better with a pamper session, but the truth is, nothing is gonna take our minds off Holly.
Why aren't they boyfriend-girlfriend? He should just take the plunge and ask her to be his girlfriend.
Mmm-hmm.
Deep down, we all know that Holly only wants Kyle to make her his girlfriend.
He just needs to bite the bullet and then all of this will sort itself out.
All this nonsense, all for a relationship that isn't there.
Why leave? To sort what out? They're not even together.
Kyle and Holly argue so much and are so frustrated because they don't really know where they stand with each other.
They're not exactly stable.
What the hell's going on with them? No.
Yeah.
Wicked night.
Charlotte and Marnie weren't there, and Chloe was all over us.
What more do you want? I haven't had such a good night in a really long time.
This has been fucking mint.
Come on! We get back to the house and I'm absolutely fucked, so I guess it's the sofa tonight.
Everyone's smashed but Kyle doesn't care about anything else than seeing Holly.
Charlotte.
I'm gonna have to tell Kyle about Holly.
This is bad.
Home? I can't believe Holly's actually left without saying goodbye to us.
If I knew that I wouldn't have even went out with the lads.
I'm absolutely hammered and I'm feeling a bit flirty, so I'm gonna go and snuggle with Aaron.
Aaron must be absolutely smashed, or have a death wish.
He's spooning Chloe.
As if this house wasn't awkward enough.
I know them two are gonna regret staying downstairs in the morning, but I don't want them to catch cold.
I'm creeping up the stairs creepier than Chloe creeping on Aaron.
And that's pretty creepy.
What the fuck am I seeing? Are my eyes deceiving me? Have I got drunk in me sleep? Am I seeing things? Aaron and Chloe? Eh? Marnie's on her way downstairs, and I know whether she's speaking to Aaron or not, she will be raging that Chloe and Aaron are spooning.
I've just got up to go to the toilet.
And what do I see? Aaron and Chloe snuggled up cosy on the settee together.
What the actual fuck? She's supposed to be me mate.
And after everything Aaron's done to us, I thought she'd have more respect.
I don't know where the fuck I am or who this lass is.
I need to get meself to bed.
I stumble upstairs for the toilet.
I open the lid and start to piss.
But the only fucking thing is, it's not a toilet, it's the fucking bin.
Fuck this.
I can't even stand up.
I'm going to bed.
I can't believe she's left.
This house just won't be the same without her.