Gigolos (2011) s06e03 Episode Script
Season 6, Episode 3
1 Being a gigolo isn't always easy.
I'm very proud to be called a gigolo.
There's nobody out there more competitive than me.
(LAUGHING) I try to break a sweat six days a week.
Well, the Brace philosophy is to really be good to people.
I've had so many women in my life, it's just a blur.
(IMITATING ROOSTER CROWING) I really love women Learning about them, learning what makes them tick.
Holy crap! I consider myself a real feminist.
(MOANS) Being in this business, you have to be a very caring, giving person.
- And I believe in what I'm doing.
- (WOMAN) Awesome.
I was brought up in the Bible Belt, - and I enlisted in the Marine Corps.
- (MOANING) I see life as a gift.
You go balls out and just do it full force.
It's Vegas, baby.
Come on! (GIGOLOS EXCLAIMING) (LAUGHING) - (SCREECHING) - (YELLS) - There you go.
- Whoo-hoo! Perfect.
(ROCK) A little lunch in Vegas, and what are you thinking so far? Love it.
The weather's awesome.
A little different than where you just came from, isn't it? - Oh, yeah.
- You bet.
- I'm Tyler.
- I'm Trevor.
We're Brace's nephews.
And we're here to visit Uncle B here in sunny Las Vegas.
Did you guys drink on the way here, on the plane? Not much.
I had a guy I was sitting next to.
He was paying for my All my drinks.
It's probably because he wanted to hook up with you.
Hey.
Can you blame him? (CHUCKLES) You know, I come from a conservative family.
I'm the black sheep for sure.
But my nephews, Trevor and Tyler they don't judge me on what I do.
They've always been supportive of me and all the crazy shit that I've been involved in.
They're just good, caring people.
Now, you are you still in a serious relationship with your girl, or what? Yeah.
We're going on, you know, four years now.
She's got the whole package.
She's got the perfect meat bags, and, uh - What's that? - You know, the milk bubbles and, uh - What are you fucking Her tits? - Yeah.
(TYLER) How I feel about Brace being a gigolo is Honestly, I feel like he's doing a very good service.
There's a lot of asshole guys out there, and then you have somebody like Brace that can give you a couple hours of enjoyment every day hell, yeah.
(BRACE) So your girlfriend's got some nice meat bags.
Yeah, she's the whole package.
And And on top of that, she's not one of these loony bins.
Not yet, anyway.
On a level of one to ten, where's she at on the crazy scale? - Pfft, four.
Four and a half.
- (TYLER) I'd give her about a four.
You know what? It's so g It's so funny that you said that, because chicks are born at a four.
- A four.
- And they never go below.
What have we learned from Brace? I mean, what haven't we learned from Brace? Uh When you're nice to others, others are gonna be nice to you.
That's basically That's What is that? The Brace philosophy? So, what about you? Do you got a girlfriend? No, it's, uh You know, the pickings are slim.
Whatever.
Haven't really found anybody on my level.
Yeah? Oh, really? You got a You got a pretty good level? I'd like to think so.
He's taught us almost everything we know when it comes to I mean, anything.
How's it been going for you, though, Uncle B, work-wise? You know, I I love it.
- Every day's like a Saturday, man.
- Oh, that must be nice.
- I don't even know - But you are staying busy, though? I don't even know what day it is right now.
(CHUCKLES) I am not shitting you.
Brace is from a small town in Michigan called Charlotte, and it's, uh, you know, kind of small.
Probably population, like, 10,000, 15,000.
A little bit redneck.
Little bit.
I mean, something like that's just holding Brace back.
He He needs a big city, somewhere for a For a lion to roam.
You gotta let him run rampant.
It's what he does.
I hope that, you know, I can make things happen for you guys that you'll enjoy here.
What do you got in mind? A lot of people come out here to, you know, get crazy and have a sexual adventure.
That is on top of the list.
Pretty close up there.
That's what makes the world go around sex.
You better believe it.
No, see, I don't really have too much of a problem with getting it in, 'cause I really do like to talk to people, but I think more my problem is closing.
So, you can hook 'em, but you can't clean 'em, and you can't fry 'em.
A lot of guys just they They can't close the deal.
Like, this chick's all over your shit, and a lot of guys are so afraid of their own shadow, they can't just say, "Let's go to my place and have a drink.
" Where's your notebook? You should be I know, I know.
You should be jotting all this stuff down.
- I must've lost it on the plane.
- (CHUCKLING) Being an uncle is awesome because you get to use your knowledge, and you get to kind of pass it down, but then you don't have the responsibility of having kids.
I mean, kids are a nightmare, I think.
Uh, so, you get to bypass that by just being the uncle.
The good old uncle.
Crazy old Uncle Brace.
Vegas style, baby.
- Vegas! - Oh, yeah.
- Cheers to Vegas, getting some tail, man.
- (BRACE) All right.
God God bless ya.
All right.
(ROCK) (CAR APPROACHING) - Nick? - Billy? Yeah.
It's me, man.
How ya doing? - Good.
Good.
- Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
- Have a seat.
- All right.
How ya doing? My name's Billy.
I'm new for Cowboys 4 Angels.
The reason I'm here is 'cause Garren wants me to shadow and observe Nick.
As far as, you know, showing up to appointments, man, you never know what you're expecting, do you? It's definitely best not to have any expectations.
When a lady opens the door, and you're like, "Oh, man, how am I gonna do this" That doesn't That doesn't happen to me anymore, you know? I used to I used to worry a lot and stress about everything.
But I guess it's a form of, uh, meditation more than anything, you know? You get to a point where you just say, "Fuck it.
" It doesn't matter, you know, who's there when I answer the door.
Yeah? That's awesome.
- It's attitude, man.
- Have a couple drinks, you know.
- Drinks don't hurt, that's for sure.
- To a certain point, you know.
No drinking today, though.
(CHUCKLING) No? All right.
Whatever you say.
You're the boss today.
(BILLY) Nick's a little You know, a little intense.
I You know, I was a little nervous, but I think I can do it.
(LAUGHING) You might wanna dress up a little more in the future.
Oh, really? Yeah.
You don't like tank tops? (CHUCKLES) You're about to get a massive class in gigoloing, Billy boy.
Today's client is a repeat client that I'm really close with, so she was cool with me bringing Billy along.
- Hi, sexy.
- Hey, Nick! - Sweetheart, how are you? - Good.
(SQUEALS) I'm Natalie.
I'm 29.
I live in Las Vegas.
- Well, can I get you guys a drink? - Yeah, please.
Yeah? I'm not drinking.
Just, you know I'll take a water, please.
You know, there's a lot to think about when you're gigoloing.
If you fuck up the date, you're not just losing out on a date, you're fucking up, and you're you're losing your job.
So, on on a repeat client that you have, you get excited to come see her? All my repeat clients, um, I have a very special relationship with.
You know, they're my girlfriends.
It's a little hard to believe that I'm still here.
With my first clients, I had a married couple, and they took shit a little too far.
They wanted me to take off the condom and nut in her butt because he liked cream pies.
Yeah.
- What's new with you? - Working a lot.
Are you still doing the real estate thing? Yeah, yeah.
I just don't have enough time for a relationship and all of the obligations that come along with it, and that's the reason why I have Nick around.
I'm looking for another rental, though, too.
I'm gonna look for, like, a duplex or a triplex downtown.
Yeah.
They redid Fremont Street, and they have the zip line.
Have you been down the zip line yet? I haven't.
I jumped out of a plane, and I jumped off the Stratosphere.
Okay.
Okay.
I I wouldn't go off the Stratosphere at all.
That's legit.
You have to walk off You have to go to the ledge - and jump off of the building.
- Yeah.
No, thanks.
No.
It's crazy, what goes through your head.
It's almost crazier than jumping out of a plane.
I've been skydiving a few times.
(NICK) I wanted to show Billy how to carry on a conversation, keep the mood elevated, and keep the client as comfortable as possible.
I love how they just push you out of the plane.
Like, that was what did it for me.
Whenever we got to the door, it was just, like, fucking go, and I loved that.
I love, you know, to have my power stripped from me.
(CHUCKLES) Billy.
(LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES) - I know.
Very awkward.
- (LAUGHING) - (MUTTERS) Sorry, Billy.
Just pretend like I'm not here.
Lesson number two clear your mind from anything that has nothing to do with your client.
Hence I keep forgetting Billy was there.
(NATALIE CHUCKLES) Having Billy over, watching us, kind of turned me on.
(CHUCKLING) (JEWELRY CLINKING) - (JEWELRY CLINKING) - (CHUCKLES) (JEWELRY CLINKING) - (CLINKING CONTINUES) - (LAUGHING) - Oh! - Whoo! (BILLY) I'm coming.
(NATALIE SQUEALS) What the fuck's wrong with you? (RECORD SCRATCHES) No.
Hell no.
(LAUGHS) I'm naked, I'm ready to go, and ruins a fucking hard-on.
I'm supposed to be right there with you, right? And I'm like, "What the fuck?" (LAUGHS) (NICK) Sorry, new guy.
I'm not a huge fan of threesomes unless there's two girls.
Keep your clothes on, Billy.
(LAUGHS) I do a great service.
Women need us.
We're not just that one fun night anymore.
We're changing lives and helping people get through this fucked-up world.
I feel sorry for all the busy, lonely women when I wasn't around.
With Nick, it's all about me, and I love that.
I love being treated like a princess.
I love cutting the bullshit and getting to the point.
Oh, my God! (MOANING) I will always be a client of Nick's.
(MOANING) I hate being a third wheel, but I did learn a lot.
Trust me, when I have my time, it's gonna be time to shine, baby.
You're in for a treat.
(LAUGHING) (ROCK) Today, I'm just, like, feeling really sick and exhausted.
But I have something that's very important to do.
A friend of mine runs an art class, and they're looking for nude models, which is generally, I guess, a little bit hard, and I agreed to do it.
(CHATTERING) (MAN) Thank you, everyone, for coming out to Wine & Canvas.
We have Ash Armand.
He is a gigolo.
- He is gonna be - (WOMEN WHOOPING) He is gonna be our nude model this evening, and so we're gonna be very happy to draw his nakedness.
- And so, um.
- (LAUGHING, WHOOPING) Ash, whenever you'd like to take the stage.
Whoo! Damn! (LAUGHTER) Get comfortable.
He's gonna be holding the pose for about 50 minutes.
Sitting there naked when everybody's staring at you, especially when you're sick It just feels kind of awkward.
You kind of just want to get it over with and to be done.
(MAN) I'm gonna mix up some light brown, and we're gonna roughly draw in some shapes using our number 1 brush.
I've done naked photo shoots and erotica-type of shoots naked, but this is the first time I've posed nude for an art class.
So, I do feel kind of awkward, because I'm just so used to a more intimate experience.
So, the whole group dynamic feels weird and different.
That's good.
That's all really good.
And remember, water is your friend.
So, as we're drawing and hitting it with the water, your brush is a good thing.
Mm-mm-mm! So far so good.
Now I'm gonna do his butt.
- Yummy! - (LAUGHING) Whoo! (ASH) As a kid, I used to draw a lot, and I just I love art.
And to me, it's a very safe, therapeutic environment.
(MAN) Let's say "thank you" to Ash for doing this amazing (WOMEN) Thank you! (WHOOPING) (WHOOPING INTENSIFIES, APPLAUDING) (CHATTERING) Would I ever sit nude and pose in front of an art class again? No.
Fuck.
(LAUGHING) (ROCK) Hey, Brace, this is totally you.
I'm buying you this, by the way.
Let me see it.
"Shut your whore mouth.
" (CHUCKLING) That's awesome.
It's a coaster.
So, Brace asked Bradley and me to tag along today while his nephews went shopping for clothes.
But I'm just here for the show.
(BRACE) What are you guys into, though? I mean, what's your style? A little dressy, you know.
Something that, uh - With what pant? - Will blend in but be a little unique.
You need to start a new trend in your little city that you live in, so you gotta get something a little funky.
All right.
(BRACE) When I look at the way Tyler dresses, he dresses good, but, you know, there's just a few critiques that he needs.
You know, spice him up, brighten him up a little bit, and get him out of his comfort zone.
I wanna hear some Brace stories.
(TREVOR) One time he was babysitting us, and he takes us to, uh, this house he was looking to buy, and he's with, uh, some chick.
And he sits us down somewhere.
He's like, "Oh, I gotta show this client my, uh - This other room in here.
" - (LAUGHING) I'm like, "All right.
" He's like, "Just make sure you stay in here.
" How old were you guys, though? You guys were young? I mean, we were probably five, six.
Just (LAUGHING) (MUTTERING) I mean, you can probably guess what happened from there.
- We're just hearing noises.
- Oh, my God.
Growing up, it's like I feel like we're going to Disney World - every time, you know? - It was pretty close.
Yeah.
We're going to Braceland pretty much.
Yeah.
(TREVOR) And there was another time he Brace It's around Christmas time and, you know, family's gathered a little bit.
I'm probably around 12 years old.
Like, I'm wrapping it unwrapping.
Everyone's looking.
Pack of condoms for him.
You had a box of condoms wrapped up for Christmas? You're 12? - At 12? - Yeah.
So, regular, like, just Trojans? I feel like they were probably Magnums, but (LAUGHING) What are you guys talking about over there? You talking You talking shit about me there, Trevor? Oh, my God! They're definitely related.
But everybody knows what he does, though, back, uh Yeah, they There's some people that are a little surprised, and then there's other people that are like, "Hey, you know, "as many chicks as he's always pulling, - that'd be a great career for him.
" - Might as well Might as well be getting paid for it anyway.
(TREVOR) When Brace's mom first knew that Brace was a gigolo, I mean It was one of the Visa commercials, you know? She didn't Um, a tie's $10.
Your grandmother's reaction to Brace being a gigolo Priceless.
(SNAPS FINGERS) Do your thing.
Brace's mom She was just thinking what someone would think when it comes to Kind of hard to comprehend.
"Oh, my son's My son's a gigolo.
" I'm glad we weren't the ones that had to explain it.
It was all good stuff, though, wasn't it? (TREVOR) Oh, yeah.
Growing up with you was the best, Brace.
(VIN) Oh, yeah.
You know, I got a lot of it from my Grandpa Bulldog.
And we used to go out and do our thing, and he'd take me fishing all the time, and he always had a little a little half-pint of booze stored all over the place.
- Oh, yeah.
- And we'd go fishing, and he'd go, (GRUFF VOICE) "Hey, you want a little You want a little snip?" And I'd go, "Yeah," and I'd hit it.
And then he'd smoke, and he'd go, "Take a puff," and I'd go (SUCKING SOUND) - "Oh, this is great, Grandpa.
" - Oh, jeez.
(LAUGHTER) And we had so much fun.
Then we'd talk about women, and he's like, (GRUFF VOICE) "So, did you get your first stink finger yet?" - (LAUGHTER) - "Yeah, I did, Grandpa.
" You know, I mean, he was We had a blast together.
- What do you think, Uncle B? - Oh, I like that.
- (VIN) Dig it.
- See, that And that's how That's a good way to wear it.
I like that black.
You know what they say First one's a charm.
Good look.
There you go.
Do they say that? I thought it was "third time's the charm.
" Oh, is it "third time's the charm"? These guys are definitely related.
Sure.
They talk like him.
They think like him.
I mean, the shit coming out of their mouth, I've only ever heard from Brace.
If the first time's the charm, then there's no reason for a saying.
And that's why we're talking about it, 'cause it doesn't make sense.
Why do you have to screw up three times before you get it right? Well, no.
You screw up two times.
You get it right the third time.
The third time's the charm.
When I do something right, I get it done right the first time.
Well, you're doing it right this time.
What do you think about the color, though? - That's the real - (VIN) No.
The color's fantastic.
I'm sure you're gonna be scorin' some babes in that.
- Think so? - Oh, yeah.
- I like your style.
- Do you guys have family reunions? Because I just wanna, dude I wanna go.
(BRADLEY) Ohh! Okay.
I don't think I can take it.
(ROCK) (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Hello.
- Hi.
How are you? - How are you? I'm Bradley.
- Hi.
My name is Laurel.
I'm 40.
I'm originally from Shreveport, Louisiana, and I'm a paralegal in entertainment law.
- Where's that accent from? - Tsk.
Louisiana.
Oh, boy.
(SIGHS) - So, you live here in Vegas? - I do.
- You do? - I just relocated.
- From Louisiana? Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
- Do you like the city so far? - I do.
I love it.
There's lots to do.
I'm single because I have not been able to find the right person, and I'm not gonna settle.
Vegas has more people than my town, and so I thought it'd be a better chance for me to maybe find someone.
So, after, uh, being here for a while, then how did you come about us The service, the Cowboys My friend's husband actually asked me about it.
He was like, "Is that why you moved out there, for that Cowboys 4 Angels?" I was like, "What are you talking about? Is there something I need to know about you?" (CHUCKLING) - "Is this why you use it"? - (LAUGHING) No.
But he asked me, and I Googled it, and I was like, "Oh, well, hello!" In the last ten years, I've pretty much lived like a nun.
I just can't find the right guy, and I started feeling bad about myself, and, um, I wanted someone to make me feel good about myself, so that's why I hired Hired a gigolo.
To make me feel good and hopefully help me get back on the saddle.
So, like, relationship-wise, um, have you had any since here or right before here? - Not here.
Um - Okay.
It's hard to find people that wanna get serious.
I've never had self-esteem issues, but I started feeling bad about myself.
'Cause I'm like, look, I'm not bad-looking.
- I'm in decent shape.
I'm educated.
- Mm-hmm.
- I can cook.
I have no baggage.
- Yeah.
You know, I have it all going on, and I can't find anybody.
Why? You know, you're fucking beautiful.
You know, you're outstanding.
- (CHUCKLING) - It's gonna happen.
(CHUCKLES) I usually have a lot of clientele that hire me in the same circumstances that Laurel has, where they have low self-esteem, they wanna get kind of back Not say "back in the game again," but just build up their confidence so when that That right person approaches, they're not so standoffish.
A lot of the girls that come, they'll see me They wanna get back in the groove again.
They start becoming more receptive to things around them.
- Exactly.
That's what I want.
- There's the confidence level.
It's not the confidence level.
It's the energy level.
If someone doesn't have that right energy, they don't see what they don't see something coming after them.
They're gonna be just kind of numb to it all.
Well, I used to never have self-esteem issues, but now I don't think you really have self-esteem issues.
What's wrong with me? I think you just, um Just, like, a little, like Maybe a little kick or something.
- Yeah.
I definitely need a little kick.
- (MUTTERING) A lot of times, going on these dates, I don't really have a game plan.
I really just gotta get there and just be quick on my feet to find out, what can I do? What can I use around to make her feel better? It's the same way as, like, you know, back in the days in the corps.
(GRUNTS) Any ice cream? Just give her something different that she hasn't had before and make her feel a little bit unique.
- You missed a little bit.
- (CHUCKLING) - (SPRAYS) - Oh (LAUGHING) (GRUNTS) Maraschino.
- Here.
Take it.
There it is.
- (CHUCKLES) - (MUTTERS) - Huh? Mmm.
Mmm, that was better.
Food can be a cool little thing to play with on a date.
It lightens the mood a little bit and gets you to loosen up and be free, and you get a little messy, and you trust each other, and you know you're not trying to be pretty and perfect anymore.
It's like It's like being a kid again, but you get to be sensual and sexy all at the same time.
(GRUNTS) Ohh.
(MOANING) Bradley's making me feel like I I'm not alone That it's not just me.
I know Bradley's not gonna break my heart.
He's here for a reason, and that's to make me feel good, and he's doing a great job with that.
(BREATHING HEAVILY) Hiring a gigolo can really help Laurel overcome her confidence issues if she can just kind of relax a little and know that she can't make any mistakes.
We're there because, you know We're hired to be there, but at the same time, we want to be there.
We care about being there.
(LAUGHING) Sorry.
This counter's really hard.
(GRUNTS) You'd be surprised at how one really positive experience can affect someone.
(MOANING) And that's basically why I do what I do.
(MOANING CONTINUES) (MUTTERING) (MOANING) I would definitely recommend hiring a gigolo, because I feel a little bit better about myself.
I feel like I can get back out there, and hopefully maybe find my Mr.
Right.
Oh, uh Yeah.
- Can I shower you off? Let's go.
- Mm-hmm.
(POP) Everyone's got a different form of skin pistol.
You got your shotguns.
It causes splatter damage, you know.
- Buckshot.
- Then you got your sniper skin pistol.
- Just one shot.
- That thing can go fing! So you can shoot one across the room.
So it is a sniper shot.
It's not a mortar round, where you arc it? I've always been considered kind of a sniper.
You're carrying a WMD, aren't ya? (LAUGHING) Well, who am I going after first? I've been zooming in on two chicks over there.
(TREVOR) She's got some sweet milk bags.
Okay.
Now, get the fuck in there and show me what you got.
I wanna see what you're working with.
(CHUCKLES) How's it going, ladies? - Hi.
How are you? - How are you guys doing? Good.
How are you? Enjoying your time in fabulous Las Vegas? - Absolutely.
It's good.
- Good.
Good.
- What do you guys do for a living? - Cocktail waitress.
- Cocktail waitress? Really? - Yeah.
So I'm talking to some high-class babes.
Do you guys have a phone or anything? Well, her car.
Are you fucking with me? He's blowing it already.
I can see he's he We're in a We're in a spinout.
- What's your number? - (CHUCKLING) We're spinning.
He's spinning.
- All right.
Yeah.
- See ya, guys.
(LAUGHING) (BRACE) Okay.
Round two.
You guys from around here? Um Yeah.
- Are you from here? - Uh, no.
I'm visiting.
- From where? - Michigan.
- Yeah, Vegas is nice.
- It's not that bad.
You caught us in a little downer weather, but it's getting better.
I was gonna say, for, uh, being in the middle of the desert, you guys sure are wet.
- Oh, no.
- (CHUCKLING) What is he saying? Pickup lines are total bullshit for tools.
I don't know who comes up with these things, but they're so dumb.
If you really are at a bar to pick up women, whatever happened to walking up to 'em and just, you know, asking 'em a normal question "What's up?" I panicked, man.
Why did you do that? I just felt like Like, isn't Didn't I have to close it? Like, I felt like I already had 'em.
No.
I mean, come on.
These They were They were receptive, they were cool, they were smiling, and then you lay this shit down, and they both It was like (EXHALES FORCEFULLY) - And they're like, "What?" - (TREVOR) It was like a roller coaster.
- Din, din, din, din.
- You guys don't have to - keep reiterating it.
- And then you dropped that one.
Fing! I lived it.
I saw I felt it, man.
Like Dang.
It's just about making them feel comfortable, nonchalant.
Just good conversation.
It's normal.
It's real.
It's no bullshit.
- It's no fucking lines.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, you're good-looking, you're smart, but you also have to be polite and nice.
No putting women down.
Just be a good human being.
And practice the Brace philosophy Be good to people.
And you're gonna land a girl to go hang out with and maybe get your second piece of ass.
I don't know.
Who knows? Well, when I spent time with my nephews, I wondered what it would like to to have a kid of my own, because I am the father figure, and I want the best for them.
Okay.
Let's do it.
You're on a mission, son.
You're gonna be smooth like butter on whole-wheat buns.
Yes.
You can do it.
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) How's it going? Hey, um You're looking a little low right there.
It's It's pretty sad right now, yeah.
- What are you having? - Uh, vodka cranberry.
Hey, ma'am, could I get a vodka cranberry, please? Thank you.
Thank you.
Have Are So, do you live here? I do.
I started a, um, T-shirt business.
- What do they say? - They're slightly inappropriate - Perfect.
- But still funny.
I love that.
Now, did you ever have to model that or anything? - Did you really? I was gonna say - Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you're You're gorgeous, so Thank you.
I definitely think that we need to exchange numbers.
What do you think? - Yeah.
Sure.
- Definitely.
- Of course.
- Okay.
Let me get what you got.
That might be the hottest girl I've ever seen my brother with.
Probably.
He wants to learn, and he's smart, so I do see a lot of myself in him.
- Oh, sorry.
- You have to do cheers.
You have to.
It's bad luck if you don't.
He's He's coming along.
He's an up-and-comer.
I can't believe he did it! (LAUGHING) It's not fucking brain surgery.
I couldn't have asked for a better Vegas vacation.
(LAUGHING)
I'm very proud to be called a gigolo.
There's nobody out there more competitive than me.
(LAUGHING) I try to break a sweat six days a week.
Well, the Brace philosophy is to really be good to people.
I've had so many women in my life, it's just a blur.
(IMITATING ROOSTER CROWING) I really love women Learning about them, learning what makes them tick.
Holy crap! I consider myself a real feminist.
(MOANS) Being in this business, you have to be a very caring, giving person.
- And I believe in what I'm doing.
- (WOMAN) Awesome.
I was brought up in the Bible Belt, - and I enlisted in the Marine Corps.
- (MOANING) I see life as a gift.
You go balls out and just do it full force.
It's Vegas, baby.
Come on! (GIGOLOS EXCLAIMING) (LAUGHING) - (SCREECHING) - (YELLS) - There you go.
- Whoo-hoo! Perfect.
(ROCK) A little lunch in Vegas, and what are you thinking so far? Love it.
The weather's awesome.
A little different than where you just came from, isn't it? - Oh, yeah.
- You bet.
- I'm Tyler.
- I'm Trevor.
We're Brace's nephews.
And we're here to visit Uncle B here in sunny Las Vegas.
Did you guys drink on the way here, on the plane? Not much.
I had a guy I was sitting next to.
He was paying for my All my drinks.
It's probably because he wanted to hook up with you.
Hey.
Can you blame him? (CHUCKLES) You know, I come from a conservative family.
I'm the black sheep for sure.
But my nephews, Trevor and Tyler they don't judge me on what I do.
They've always been supportive of me and all the crazy shit that I've been involved in.
They're just good, caring people.
Now, you are you still in a serious relationship with your girl, or what? Yeah.
We're going on, you know, four years now.
She's got the whole package.
She's got the perfect meat bags, and, uh - What's that? - You know, the milk bubbles and, uh - What are you fucking Her tits? - Yeah.
(TYLER) How I feel about Brace being a gigolo is Honestly, I feel like he's doing a very good service.
There's a lot of asshole guys out there, and then you have somebody like Brace that can give you a couple hours of enjoyment every day hell, yeah.
(BRACE) So your girlfriend's got some nice meat bags.
Yeah, she's the whole package.
And And on top of that, she's not one of these loony bins.
Not yet, anyway.
On a level of one to ten, where's she at on the crazy scale? - Pfft, four.
Four and a half.
- (TYLER) I'd give her about a four.
You know what? It's so g It's so funny that you said that, because chicks are born at a four.
- A four.
- And they never go below.
What have we learned from Brace? I mean, what haven't we learned from Brace? Uh When you're nice to others, others are gonna be nice to you.
That's basically That's What is that? The Brace philosophy? So, what about you? Do you got a girlfriend? No, it's, uh You know, the pickings are slim.
Whatever.
Haven't really found anybody on my level.
Yeah? Oh, really? You got a You got a pretty good level? I'd like to think so.
He's taught us almost everything we know when it comes to I mean, anything.
How's it been going for you, though, Uncle B, work-wise? You know, I I love it.
- Every day's like a Saturday, man.
- Oh, that must be nice.
- I don't even know - But you are staying busy, though? I don't even know what day it is right now.
(CHUCKLES) I am not shitting you.
Brace is from a small town in Michigan called Charlotte, and it's, uh, you know, kind of small.
Probably population, like, 10,000, 15,000.
A little bit redneck.
Little bit.
I mean, something like that's just holding Brace back.
He He needs a big city, somewhere for a For a lion to roam.
You gotta let him run rampant.
It's what he does.
I hope that, you know, I can make things happen for you guys that you'll enjoy here.
What do you got in mind? A lot of people come out here to, you know, get crazy and have a sexual adventure.
That is on top of the list.
Pretty close up there.
That's what makes the world go around sex.
You better believe it.
No, see, I don't really have too much of a problem with getting it in, 'cause I really do like to talk to people, but I think more my problem is closing.
So, you can hook 'em, but you can't clean 'em, and you can't fry 'em.
A lot of guys just they They can't close the deal.
Like, this chick's all over your shit, and a lot of guys are so afraid of their own shadow, they can't just say, "Let's go to my place and have a drink.
" Where's your notebook? You should be I know, I know.
You should be jotting all this stuff down.
- I must've lost it on the plane.
- (CHUCKLING) Being an uncle is awesome because you get to use your knowledge, and you get to kind of pass it down, but then you don't have the responsibility of having kids.
I mean, kids are a nightmare, I think.
Uh, so, you get to bypass that by just being the uncle.
The good old uncle.
Crazy old Uncle Brace.
Vegas style, baby.
- Vegas! - Oh, yeah.
- Cheers to Vegas, getting some tail, man.
- (BRACE) All right.
God God bless ya.
All right.
(ROCK) (CAR APPROACHING) - Nick? - Billy? Yeah.
It's me, man.
How ya doing? - Good.
Good.
- Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
- Have a seat.
- All right.
How ya doing? My name's Billy.
I'm new for Cowboys 4 Angels.
The reason I'm here is 'cause Garren wants me to shadow and observe Nick.
As far as, you know, showing up to appointments, man, you never know what you're expecting, do you? It's definitely best not to have any expectations.
When a lady opens the door, and you're like, "Oh, man, how am I gonna do this" That doesn't That doesn't happen to me anymore, you know? I used to I used to worry a lot and stress about everything.
But I guess it's a form of, uh, meditation more than anything, you know? You get to a point where you just say, "Fuck it.
" It doesn't matter, you know, who's there when I answer the door.
Yeah? That's awesome.
- It's attitude, man.
- Have a couple drinks, you know.
- Drinks don't hurt, that's for sure.
- To a certain point, you know.
No drinking today, though.
(CHUCKLING) No? All right.
Whatever you say.
You're the boss today.
(BILLY) Nick's a little You know, a little intense.
I You know, I was a little nervous, but I think I can do it.
(LAUGHING) You might wanna dress up a little more in the future.
Oh, really? Yeah.
You don't like tank tops? (CHUCKLES) You're about to get a massive class in gigoloing, Billy boy.
Today's client is a repeat client that I'm really close with, so she was cool with me bringing Billy along.
- Hi, sexy.
- Hey, Nick! - Sweetheart, how are you? - Good.
(SQUEALS) I'm Natalie.
I'm 29.
I live in Las Vegas.
- Well, can I get you guys a drink? - Yeah, please.
Yeah? I'm not drinking.
Just, you know I'll take a water, please.
You know, there's a lot to think about when you're gigoloing.
If you fuck up the date, you're not just losing out on a date, you're fucking up, and you're you're losing your job.
So, on on a repeat client that you have, you get excited to come see her? All my repeat clients, um, I have a very special relationship with.
You know, they're my girlfriends.
It's a little hard to believe that I'm still here.
With my first clients, I had a married couple, and they took shit a little too far.
They wanted me to take off the condom and nut in her butt because he liked cream pies.
Yeah.
- What's new with you? - Working a lot.
Are you still doing the real estate thing? Yeah, yeah.
I just don't have enough time for a relationship and all of the obligations that come along with it, and that's the reason why I have Nick around.
I'm looking for another rental, though, too.
I'm gonna look for, like, a duplex or a triplex downtown.
Yeah.
They redid Fremont Street, and they have the zip line.
Have you been down the zip line yet? I haven't.
I jumped out of a plane, and I jumped off the Stratosphere.
Okay.
Okay.
I I wouldn't go off the Stratosphere at all.
That's legit.
You have to walk off You have to go to the ledge - and jump off of the building.
- Yeah.
No, thanks.
No.
It's crazy, what goes through your head.
It's almost crazier than jumping out of a plane.
I've been skydiving a few times.
(NICK) I wanted to show Billy how to carry on a conversation, keep the mood elevated, and keep the client as comfortable as possible.
I love how they just push you out of the plane.
Like, that was what did it for me.
Whenever we got to the door, it was just, like, fucking go, and I loved that.
I love, you know, to have my power stripped from me.
(CHUCKLES) Billy.
(LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES) - I know.
Very awkward.
- (LAUGHING) - (MUTTERS) Sorry, Billy.
Just pretend like I'm not here.
Lesson number two clear your mind from anything that has nothing to do with your client.
Hence I keep forgetting Billy was there.
(NATALIE CHUCKLES) Having Billy over, watching us, kind of turned me on.
(CHUCKLING) (JEWELRY CLINKING) - (JEWELRY CLINKING) - (CHUCKLES) (JEWELRY CLINKING) - (CLINKING CONTINUES) - (LAUGHING) - Oh! - Whoo! (BILLY) I'm coming.
(NATALIE SQUEALS) What the fuck's wrong with you? (RECORD SCRATCHES) No.
Hell no.
(LAUGHS) I'm naked, I'm ready to go, and ruins a fucking hard-on.
I'm supposed to be right there with you, right? And I'm like, "What the fuck?" (LAUGHS) (NICK) Sorry, new guy.
I'm not a huge fan of threesomes unless there's two girls.
Keep your clothes on, Billy.
(LAUGHS) I do a great service.
Women need us.
We're not just that one fun night anymore.
We're changing lives and helping people get through this fucked-up world.
I feel sorry for all the busy, lonely women when I wasn't around.
With Nick, it's all about me, and I love that.
I love being treated like a princess.
I love cutting the bullshit and getting to the point.
Oh, my God! (MOANING) I will always be a client of Nick's.
(MOANING) I hate being a third wheel, but I did learn a lot.
Trust me, when I have my time, it's gonna be time to shine, baby.
You're in for a treat.
(LAUGHING) (ROCK) Today, I'm just, like, feeling really sick and exhausted.
But I have something that's very important to do.
A friend of mine runs an art class, and they're looking for nude models, which is generally, I guess, a little bit hard, and I agreed to do it.
(CHATTERING) (MAN) Thank you, everyone, for coming out to Wine & Canvas.
We have Ash Armand.
He is a gigolo.
- He is gonna be - (WOMEN WHOOPING) He is gonna be our nude model this evening, and so we're gonna be very happy to draw his nakedness.
- And so, um.
- (LAUGHING, WHOOPING) Ash, whenever you'd like to take the stage.
Whoo! Damn! (LAUGHTER) Get comfortable.
He's gonna be holding the pose for about 50 minutes.
Sitting there naked when everybody's staring at you, especially when you're sick It just feels kind of awkward.
You kind of just want to get it over with and to be done.
(MAN) I'm gonna mix up some light brown, and we're gonna roughly draw in some shapes using our number 1 brush.
I've done naked photo shoots and erotica-type of shoots naked, but this is the first time I've posed nude for an art class.
So, I do feel kind of awkward, because I'm just so used to a more intimate experience.
So, the whole group dynamic feels weird and different.
That's good.
That's all really good.
And remember, water is your friend.
So, as we're drawing and hitting it with the water, your brush is a good thing.
Mm-mm-mm! So far so good.
Now I'm gonna do his butt.
- Yummy! - (LAUGHING) Whoo! (ASH) As a kid, I used to draw a lot, and I just I love art.
And to me, it's a very safe, therapeutic environment.
(MAN) Let's say "thank you" to Ash for doing this amazing (WOMEN) Thank you! (WHOOPING) (WHOOPING INTENSIFIES, APPLAUDING) (CHATTERING) Would I ever sit nude and pose in front of an art class again? No.
Fuck.
(LAUGHING) (ROCK) Hey, Brace, this is totally you.
I'm buying you this, by the way.
Let me see it.
"Shut your whore mouth.
" (CHUCKLING) That's awesome.
It's a coaster.
So, Brace asked Bradley and me to tag along today while his nephews went shopping for clothes.
But I'm just here for the show.
(BRACE) What are you guys into, though? I mean, what's your style? A little dressy, you know.
Something that, uh - With what pant? - Will blend in but be a little unique.
You need to start a new trend in your little city that you live in, so you gotta get something a little funky.
All right.
(BRACE) When I look at the way Tyler dresses, he dresses good, but, you know, there's just a few critiques that he needs.
You know, spice him up, brighten him up a little bit, and get him out of his comfort zone.
I wanna hear some Brace stories.
(TREVOR) One time he was babysitting us, and he takes us to, uh, this house he was looking to buy, and he's with, uh, some chick.
And he sits us down somewhere.
He's like, "Oh, I gotta show this client my, uh - This other room in here.
" - (LAUGHING) I'm like, "All right.
" He's like, "Just make sure you stay in here.
" How old were you guys, though? You guys were young? I mean, we were probably five, six.
Just (LAUGHING) (MUTTERING) I mean, you can probably guess what happened from there.
- We're just hearing noises.
- Oh, my God.
Growing up, it's like I feel like we're going to Disney World - every time, you know? - It was pretty close.
Yeah.
We're going to Braceland pretty much.
Yeah.
(TREVOR) And there was another time he Brace It's around Christmas time and, you know, family's gathered a little bit.
I'm probably around 12 years old.
Like, I'm wrapping it unwrapping.
Everyone's looking.
Pack of condoms for him.
You had a box of condoms wrapped up for Christmas? You're 12? - At 12? - Yeah.
So, regular, like, just Trojans? I feel like they were probably Magnums, but (LAUGHING) What are you guys talking about over there? You talking You talking shit about me there, Trevor? Oh, my God! They're definitely related.
But everybody knows what he does, though, back, uh Yeah, they There's some people that are a little surprised, and then there's other people that are like, "Hey, you know, "as many chicks as he's always pulling, - that'd be a great career for him.
" - Might as well Might as well be getting paid for it anyway.
(TREVOR) When Brace's mom first knew that Brace was a gigolo, I mean It was one of the Visa commercials, you know? She didn't Um, a tie's $10.
Your grandmother's reaction to Brace being a gigolo Priceless.
(SNAPS FINGERS) Do your thing.
Brace's mom She was just thinking what someone would think when it comes to Kind of hard to comprehend.
"Oh, my son's My son's a gigolo.
" I'm glad we weren't the ones that had to explain it.
It was all good stuff, though, wasn't it? (TREVOR) Oh, yeah.
Growing up with you was the best, Brace.
(VIN) Oh, yeah.
You know, I got a lot of it from my Grandpa Bulldog.
And we used to go out and do our thing, and he'd take me fishing all the time, and he always had a little a little half-pint of booze stored all over the place.
- Oh, yeah.
- And we'd go fishing, and he'd go, (GRUFF VOICE) "Hey, you want a little You want a little snip?" And I'd go, "Yeah," and I'd hit it.
And then he'd smoke, and he'd go, "Take a puff," and I'd go (SUCKING SOUND) - "Oh, this is great, Grandpa.
" - Oh, jeez.
(LAUGHTER) And we had so much fun.
Then we'd talk about women, and he's like, (GRUFF VOICE) "So, did you get your first stink finger yet?" - (LAUGHTER) - "Yeah, I did, Grandpa.
" You know, I mean, he was We had a blast together.
- What do you think, Uncle B? - Oh, I like that.
- (VIN) Dig it.
- See, that And that's how That's a good way to wear it.
I like that black.
You know what they say First one's a charm.
Good look.
There you go.
Do they say that? I thought it was "third time's the charm.
" Oh, is it "third time's the charm"? These guys are definitely related.
Sure.
They talk like him.
They think like him.
I mean, the shit coming out of their mouth, I've only ever heard from Brace.
If the first time's the charm, then there's no reason for a saying.
And that's why we're talking about it, 'cause it doesn't make sense.
Why do you have to screw up three times before you get it right? Well, no.
You screw up two times.
You get it right the third time.
The third time's the charm.
When I do something right, I get it done right the first time.
Well, you're doing it right this time.
What do you think about the color, though? - That's the real - (VIN) No.
The color's fantastic.
I'm sure you're gonna be scorin' some babes in that.
- Think so? - Oh, yeah.
- I like your style.
- Do you guys have family reunions? Because I just wanna, dude I wanna go.
(BRADLEY) Ohh! Okay.
I don't think I can take it.
(ROCK) (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Hello.
- Hi.
How are you? - How are you? I'm Bradley.
- Hi.
My name is Laurel.
I'm 40.
I'm originally from Shreveport, Louisiana, and I'm a paralegal in entertainment law.
- Where's that accent from? - Tsk.
Louisiana.
Oh, boy.
(SIGHS) - So, you live here in Vegas? - I do.
- You do? - I just relocated.
- From Louisiana? Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
- Do you like the city so far? - I do.
I love it.
There's lots to do.
I'm single because I have not been able to find the right person, and I'm not gonna settle.
Vegas has more people than my town, and so I thought it'd be a better chance for me to maybe find someone.
So, after, uh, being here for a while, then how did you come about us The service, the Cowboys My friend's husband actually asked me about it.
He was like, "Is that why you moved out there, for that Cowboys 4 Angels?" I was like, "What are you talking about? Is there something I need to know about you?" (CHUCKLING) - "Is this why you use it"? - (LAUGHING) No.
But he asked me, and I Googled it, and I was like, "Oh, well, hello!" In the last ten years, I've pretty much lived like a nun.
I just can't find the right guy, and I started feeling bad about myself, and, um, I wanted someone to make me feel good about myself, so that's why I hired Hired a gigolo.
To make me feel good and hopefully help me get back on the saddle.
So, like, relationship-wise, um, have you had any since here or right before here? - Not here.
Um - Okay.
It's hard to find people that wanna get serious.
I've never had self-esteem issues, but I started feeling bad about myself.
'Cause I'm like, look, I'm not bad-looking.
- I'm in decent shape.
I'm educated.
- Mm-hmm.
- I can cook.
I have no baggage.
- Yeah.
You know, I have it all going on, and I can't find anybody.
Why? You know, you're fucking beautiful.
You know, you're outstanding.
- (CHUCKLING) - It's gonna happen.
(CHUCKLES) I usually have a lot of clientele that hire me in the same circumstances that Laurel has, where they have low self-esteem, they wanna get kind of back Not say "back in the game again," but just build up their confidence so when that That right person approaches, they're not so standoffish.
A lot of the girls that come, they'll see me They wanna get back in the groove again.
They start becoming more receptive to things around them.
- Exactly.
That's what I want.
- There's the confidence level.
It's not the confidence level.
It's the energy level.
If someone doesn't have that right energy, they don't see what they don't see something coming after them.
They're gonna be just kind of numb to it all.
Well, I used to never have self-esteem issues, but now I don't think you really have self-esteem issues.
What's wrong with me? I think you just, um Just, like, a little, like Maybe a little kick or something.
- Yeah.
I definitely need a little kick.
- (MUTTERING) A lot of times, going on these dates, I don't really have a game plan.
I really just gotta get there and just be quick on my feet to find out, what can I do? What can I use around to make her feel better? It's the same way as, like, you know, back in the days in the corps.
(GRUNTS) Any ice cream? Just give her something different that she hasn't had before and make her feel a little bit unique.
- You missed a little bit.
- (CHUCKLING) - (SPRAYS) - Oh (LAUGHING) (GRUNTS) Maraschino.
- Here.
Take it.
There it is.
- (CHUCKLES) - (MUTTERS) - Huh? Mmm.
Mmm, that was better.
Food can be a cool little thing to play with on a date.
It lightens the mood a little bit and gets you to loosen up and be free, and you get a little messy, and you trust each other, and you know you're not trying to be pretty and perfect anymore.
It's like It's like being a kid again, but you get to be sensual and sexy all at the same time.
(GRUNTS) Ohh.
(MOANING) Bradley's making me feel like I I'm not alone That it's not just me.
I know Bradley's not gonna break my heart.
He's here for a reason, and that's to make me feel good, and he's doing a great job with that.
(BREATHING HEAVILY) Hiring a gigolo can really help Laurel overcome her confidence issues if she can just kind of relax a little and know that she can't make any mistakes.
We're there because, you know We're hired to be there, but at the same time, we want to be there.
We care about being there.
(LAUGHING) Sorry.
This counter's really hard.
(GRUNTS) You'd be surprised at how one really positive experience can affect someone.
(MOANING) And that's basically why I do what I do.
(MOANING CONTINUES) (MUTTERING) (MOANING) I would definitely recommend hiring a gigolo, because I feel a little bit better about myself.
I feel like I can get back out there, and hopefully maybe find my Mr.
Right.
Oh, uh Yeah.
- Can I shower you off? Let's go.
- Mm-hmm.
(POP) Everyone's got a different form of skin pistol.
You got your shotguns.
It causes splatter damage, you know.
- Buckshot.
- Then you got your sniper skin pistol.
- Just one shot.
- That thing can go fing! So you can shoot one across the room.
So it is a sniper shot.
It's not a mortar round, where you arc it? I've always been considered kind of a sniper.
You're carrying a WMD, aren't ya? (LAUGHING) Well, who am I going after first? I've been zooming in on two chicks over there.
(TREVOR) She's got some sweet milk bags.
Okay.
Now, get the fuck in there and show me what you got.
I wanna see what you're working with.
(CHUCKLES) How's it going, ladies? - Hi.
How are you? - How are you guys doing? Good.
How are you? Enjoying your time in fabulous Las Vegas? - Absolutely.
It's good.
- Good.
Good.
- What do you guys do for a living? - Cocktail waitress.
- Cocktail waitress? Really? - Yeah.
So I'm talking to some high-class babes.
Do you guys have a phone or anything? Well, her car.
Are you fucking with me? He's blowing it already.
I can see he's he We're in a We're in a spinout.
- What's your number? - (CHUCKLING) We're spinning.
He's spinning.
- All right.
Yeah.
- See ya, guys.
(LAUGHING) (BRACE) Okay.
Round two.
You guys from around here? Um Yeah.
- Are you from here? - Uh, no.
I'm visiting.
- From where? - Michigan.
- Yeah, Vegas is nice.
- It's not that bad.
You caught us in a little downer weather, but it's getting better.
I was gonna say, for, uh, being in the middle of the desert, you guys sure are wet.
- Oh, no.
- (CHUCKLING) What is he saying? Pickup lines are total bullshit for tools.
I don't know who comes up with these things, but they're so dumb.
If you really are at a bar to pick up women, whatever happened to walking up to 'em and just, you know, asking 'em a normal question "What's up?" I panicked, man.
Why did you do that? I just felt like Like, isn't Didn't I have to close it? Like, I felt like I already had 'em.
No.
I mean, come on.
These They were They were receptive, they were cool, they were smiling, and then you lay this shit down, and they both It was like (EXHALES FORCEFULLY) - And they're like, "What?" - (TREVOR) It was like a roller coaster.
- Din, din, din, din.
- You guys don't have to - keep reiterating it.
- And then you dropped that one.
Fing! I lived it.
I saw I felt it, man.
Like Dang.
It's just about making them feel comfortable, nonchalant.
Just good conversation.
It's normal.
It's real.
It's no bullshit.
- It's no fucking lines.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, you're good-looking, you're smart, but you also have to be polite and nice.
No putting women down.
Just be a good human being.
And practice the Brace philosophy Be good to people.
And you're gonna land a girl to go hang out with and maybe get your second piece of ass.
I don't know.
Who knows? Well, when I spent time with my nephews, I wondered what it would like to to have a kid of my own, because I am the father figure, and I want the best for them.
Okay.
Let's do it.
You're on a mission, son.
You're gonna be smooth like butter on whole-wheat buns.
Yes.
You can do it.
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) How's it going? Hey, um You're looking a little low right there.
It's It's pretty sad right now, yeah.
- What are you having? - Uh, vodka cranberry.
Hey, ma'am, could I get a vodka cranberry, please? Thank you.
Thank you.
Have Are So, do you live here? I do.
I started a, um, T-shirt business.
- What do they say? - They're slightly inappropriate - Perfect.
- But still funny.
I love that.
Now, did you ever have to model that or anything? - Did you really? I was gonna say - Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you're You're gorgeous, so Thank you.
I definitely think that we need to exchange numbers.
What do you think? - Yeah.
Sure.
- Definitely.
- Of course.
- Okay.
Let me get what you got.
That might be the hottest girl I've ever seen my brother with.
Probably.
He wants to learn, and he's smart, so I do see a lot of myself in him.
- Oh, sorry.
- You have to do cheers.
You have to.
It's bad luck if you don't.
He's He's coming along.
He's an up-and-comer.
I can't believe he did it! (LAUGHING) It's not fucking brain surgery.
I couldn't have asked for a better Vegas vacation.
(LAUGHING)