Ginger Snaps (2017) s01e03 Episode Script
Blood
[ominous music.]
[owl hoots.]
Wait.
I wanna do it.
You got to tie her up.
You got to gag her.
Only because she bit you when you tried.
Please?! You can unhood the next one.
And tie them up? You can even use my shibari rope.
[both spit.]
Let's start from the beginning.
One, two, three, four huh?! [gasps.]
There's cookies missing.
[inaudible.]
[music.]
- Fix it.
- Fix it! Fix it.
[chuckles.]
Just kidding.
We got this.
Shouldn't you yabba dabba psychos be in school? - We need some information, Skiz.
- I'm no narc.
We aren't cops.
We're in middle school.
I've seen "21 Jump Street".
[chuckles.]
Seth Rogen's a comic genius.
- How attached are you to your nostrils? - Ph physically? We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
[music.]
- Aw.
- No more until you tell us what we need to know.
It's kind of messed up how you exploit my munchies.
Is there a new operation in town? [sighs.]
You think someone's stepping on your turf? Someone's been stealing cookies from the Snaps.
- We need to know who and why.
- And when and how.
- What? - We know the what.
The what is the stealing cookies.
Pay attention.
You seen any new faces around here? - Nobody new.
- Anybody you don't know about? Wh how would I know that if I don't know that - I don't know if I don't know - He's limping.
Ah.
I answered your questions.
Then this'll be just for fun.
Wait.
Stop.
OK.
I I might know something else.
There are a bunch of empty cookie boxes under the bleachers.
Don't ask me why I was under there.
It was drug-related.
Good boy, Skiz.
Hey, wanna hang out later? [gasps.]
Jenny.
[dramatic music.]
[siren wailing.]
[inaudible.]
[gasps.]
The call's coming from inside the house.
[inaudible whispering.]
We have to be sure.
Calista, we have evidence, and DNA doesn't lie.
Oh, sorry! Sorry.
We'll find the real thief.
Well, it's not Calista.
But the test was almost a perfect match.
PENNY: Science is for nerds.
Plan B.
[music.]
[thwacking.]
Stay down.
[grunting.]
Aw, I wanted to take the gag off.
- I know it was you, Apple.
- Uh, duh, Sherlock.
They straight-up caught me like 10 minutes ago.
- Take this seriously.
- Def not.
Why would you do this? I have a lot of pressure on me.
People expect a lot out of me.
I think this is a cry for help.
Look, the cookies just make me feel better, OK? I know it's weird and gross, but they do.
I can't explain it.
Definitely a cry for help.
- But you're so skinny.
- I never swallow.
Ow! What is wrong with you? Ow! Just use the clasp! You'll get this back when you pay off your debt.
Ugh, fine.
[sighs.]
Can I go now? The new season of "House of Cards" just started.
This is just collateral.
Now, punishment.
- Wait.
- Hm.
You getting soft on me? No, but this is a mistake.
She's older than us and popular.
Are you sure about this? Listen to your hobbit, Calista.
Nobody talks to my girls that way.
Except me.
[music.]
I'll get you for this.
Someday, you'll need something from me, and I'll remember this moment.
The only thing you have to give is herpes.
That's not all.
Look, it didn't have to be this way just because I'm a cheerleader and you're a Ginger Snap.
We're blood.
Doesn't that mean anything to you? We're only blood in that we share biological parents.
Ugh.
That's how blood works, Calista.
Don't tell me how blood works.
What I mean is that we might be related, but I define my family by loyalty.
The Snaps are my family.
Rachel is my family.
You're just some girl who lives in my house.
You're going to end up very lonely very soon, Calista.
I'd rather be alone than stuck here with you.
You and those little training bras you call friends better watch yourselves.
[music.]
[owl hoots.]
Wait.
I wanna do it.
You got to tie her up.
You got to gag her.
Only because she bit you when you tried.
Please?! You can unhood the next one.
And tie them up? You can even use my shibari rope.
[both spit.]
Let's start from the beginning.
One, two, three, four huh?! [gasps.]
There's cookies missing.
[inaudible.]
[music.]
- Fix it.
- Fix it! Fix it.
[chuckles.]
Just kidding.
We got this.
Shouldn't you yabba dabba psychos be in school? - We need some information, Skiz.
- I'm no narc.
We aren't cops.
We're in middle school.
I've seen "21 Jump Street".
[chuckles.]
Seth Rogen's a comic genius.
- How attached are you to your nostrils? - Ph physically? We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
[music.]
- Aw.
- No more until you tell us what we need to know.
It's kind of messed up how you exploit my munchies.
Is there a new operation in town? [sighs.]
You think someone's stepping on your turf? Someone's been stealing cookies from the Snaps.
- We need to know who and why.
- And when and how.
- What? - We know the what.
The what is the stealing cookies.
Pay attention.
You seen any new faces around here? - Nobody new.
- Anybody you don't know about? Wh how would I know that if I don't know that - I don't know if I don't know - He's limping.
Ah.
I answered your questions.
Then this'll be just for fun.
Wait.
Stop.
OK.
I I might know something else.
There are a bunch of empty cookie boxes under the bleachers.
Don't ask me why I was under there.
It was drug-related.
Good boy, Skiz.
Hey, wanna hang out later? [gasps.]
Jenny.
[dramatic music.]
[siren wailing.]
[inaudible.]
[gasps.]
The call's coming from inside the house.
[inaudible whispering.]
We have to be sure.
Calista, we have evidence, and DNA doesn't lie.
Oh, sorry! Sorry.
We'll find the real thief.
Well, it's not Calista.
But the test was almost a perfect match.
PENNY: Science is for nerds.
Plan B.
[music.]
[thwacking.]
Stay down.
[grunting.]
Aw, I wanted to take the gag off.
- I know it was you, Apple.
- Uh, duh, Sherlock.
They straight-up caught me like 10 minutes ago.
- Take this seriously.
- Def not.
Why would you do this? I have a lot of pressure on me.
People expect a lot out of me.
I think this is a cry for help.
Look, the cookies just make me feel better, OK? I know it's weird and gross, but they do.
I can't explain it.
Definitely a cry for help.
- But you're so skinny.
- I never swallow.
Ow! What is wrong with you? Ow! Just use the clasp! You'll get this back when you pay off your debt.
Ugh, fine.
[sighs.]
Can I go now? The new season of "House of Cards" just started.
This is just collateral.
Now, punishment.
- Wait.
- Hm.
You getting soft on me? No, but this is a mistake.
She's older than us and popular.
Are you sure about this? Listen to your hobbit, Calista.
Nobody talks to my girls that way.
Except me.
[music.]
I'll get you for this.
Someday, you'll need something from me, and I'll remember this moment.
The only thing you have to give is herpes.
That's not all.
Look, it didn't have to be this way just because I'm a cheerleader and you're a Ginger Snap.
We're blood.
Doesn't that mean anything to you? We're only blood in that we share biological parents.
Ugh.
That's how blood works, Calista.
Don't tell me how blood works.
What I mean is that we might be related, but I define my family by loyalty.
The Snaps are my family.
Rachel is my family.
You're just some girl who lives in my house.
You're going to end up very lonely very soon, Calista.
I'd rather be alone than stuck here with you.
You and those little training bras you call friends better watch yourselves.
[music.]