Girls Gone Wild: The Search for the Hottest Girl in America (2010) s01e05 Episode Script

Episode 5

Previously on "Girls gone wild - The seach for the hottest girl in America The west coast bus hit the Jackpot in las vegas and added These girls to our growing list Of contenders-- Christy, jessica, Danielle, and katie.
here we are in las vegas, Baby! Ow! production assistant zack Went from zero to hero As a first-tigirls gone wild Cameraman and discovered cali, Another hot contender who's now On the way to los angeles for Her very own girls gone wild Magazine photo shoot.
I'm cali.
C-a-l-I.
does she have what it takes To be the hottest girl In america or will the East coast bus find the hottest Girl in america inside this Suburban home? oh, my gosh.
and that's not the only Surprising thing to happen.
Veteran cameraman zoo is back On the road and reunited with His old friend eric, Just in time to break in The new guy.
Find out why the cops show up And why the east coast bus Driver is seeing more than red.
fucking asshole that don't Know how to fucking be on time.
it's a throw-down showdown, And it's all coming up next.
I'm joe francis, and join me As we search for the hottest Girl in america.
♪ whoa oh ♪ whoa uh uh uh oh we're taking the bus, The jet, and whatever se We can to discover the hottest Girl that you've ever seen.
girls gone wild! let me go wild with a big fat smile it's unlike any Competition that's ever Been done.
time and time again I love girls gone wild! here we go again we're dancing in the streets tap your feet to the beats with the top down low girls are able to go to Girlsgonewild.
Com, submit online Their pictures and videos.
The fans will get to Ultimately decide who Wins this competition.
so let me go wild vote for me at Girlsgonewild.
Com.
some of these candidates Will be flown to los angeles For their very own Girls gone wild magazine Photo shoot.
I got the cover! Aah! I'm going to get on Girls gone wild, and I'm Going to be on that bus.
I am the hottest Girl in america! let me go wild we love girls gone wild! let me go wild whoa uh uh uh oh whoa uh uh uh oh let me go wild girls gone wild! hey, joe, everybody's waiting For you in the conference room.
so who's tracking the Contestants and the votes for The hottest girl in america? We've got thousands of Submissions coming in a day.
What are we doing with the Thousands of submissions That we're getting? well, one of the girls that Just sent a video submission, She can't come to One of our events.
She can't make it to spring Break, but I was thinking-- Why don't we take The bus to her? hi, my name is andrea, And I'm 18 years old, And I live in southern ohio.
dana, you can Make this happen? totally make it happen.
all right, it's great.
she can't come to us, We can go to her.
now do we wanna tell her Ahead of time? Or do we just wanna show up? I think we just show up And surprise her.
surprise.
we're talking about just Showing up in the neighborhood With the girls gone wild bus? we're like publishers Clearing house.
andrea-- Gorgeous little mama.
She was corresponding with us For like the past few months, Definitely put her in the Running for hottest girl In america.
She sent a video in To the website.
so I called her to talk about The contest, but secretly I was trying to find out when She would be home so we can Coordinate the buses to Surprise her at her house.
we finally were able to Put it together and fit her in To our extremely busy schedule And head up there.
hi, leland.
hey, dana, you remember That girl that zack found on The strip when he was in vegas? yeah, cali-- The cute brunette.
She's a pharmacy rep, Too, right? we're shooting her for the Magazine today at this cool House out at pacific palisades.
I thought joe might wanna Stop by if he's available.
sounds good.
I'll let him know.
this is why america Should vote for me.
I'm cali logan, I'm from southern california, And I'm here doing a photo shoot Fgirls gone wild.
This isn't part Of my everyday routine.
I don't get to wake up And have someone pamper me And do my hair and makeup And pick out my clothes.
When I'm not being treated Like a princess, I have A regular job in a pharmacy, And I go to school.
I'm hotter than her.
Hotter than her.
Definitehotter than her.
there are some girls that Are just a little more Self-assured, a little more Comfortable in their skin, And these girls are fun.
come on.
I'm actually kind of Innocent, but I have like Naughty moments, I guess.
Like this, this, and this.
now this is what I'm talking about.
love that rht there.
we met cali on the strip In las vegas and asket her To send us a tape.
She did, and days later, We brought her to l.
A.
To shoot for the magazine.
welcome to the party.
are you having fun over here? yeah.
so we got your tape, And we're really happy that you Submitted on the girls gone wild Website to be the hottest girl In america.
vote for me! and you can see more of cali Right now, right? There's pictures.
There's these pictures, Actually.
they're gonna go up on on girlsgonewild.
Com.
that is so awesome.
I'm gonna go home and google Myself on girls gone wild.
vote for me.
Remember, I'm cali.
C-a-l-I.
the hottest girl in america what's up, dude? hey.
so we're looking for new aps For the road for spring break, And this guy brick comes in, And he had some experience On rap tours.
I've toured with Hip hop artists and stuff.
So it's kinda like watching The same artist for 60+ days, Same show.
It gets very repetitive.
he may have some experience, But it's not our experience.
It's not girls gone wild Experience.
So I'm a little bit concerned.
I'm definitely gonna see how He does out there.
Are you ready to go on the road? yeah, I'm ready, man.
okay, good.
I'm excited about this tour Because it kinda gives me, I guess, a little bit more Control when it comes to like An event.
I think my tour-managing skills And my way of approaching people And dealing with them will be Very seasoned after this tour.
hey, eric.
Hey, eric, what you doing? my name is eric rodriguez.
eric, or e-rod as he likes To be called, is another young Guy, very excitable, Very ambitious as well.
He's always quoting Famous directors.
He kinda thinks of himself As this young film student Out there documenting what's Going on in the world.
to be a girls gone wild Cameraman, you definitely Gotta have game.
They have a hot aura about them.
That's why I'm right here.
name's zoo.
I am the senior camera operator.
Been working with Girls gone wild For seven years now.
zoo is solid.
He knows exactly how To approach the girls.
He's kinda like the backbone Out the.
but if everything else could Come off, I would be in heaven Right now.
well, I'll let you Experience it.
oh, my god.
I'm speechless.
zoo is actually super cool, Calm, and collected.
He's really good with the girls.
eric is the more bubbly, Energetic cuban assassin.
oh, my goodness.
Look at this.
Oh, those are natural? yeah, for sure.
wow.
Damn, dude.
You have smokin' ass boobs.
I'm sayin' that right here.
we definitely got a little Yin-yang vibe going on, And that's why I like it When he's on the bus with me.
That's awesome.
all right, so we got A new ap coming out.
You know you and I don't really Like new aps.
brick is flying in from l.
A.
We're gonna go swoop him up And see how he works it out, See if he can handle it.
what's up, man? Brick.
what's up, brick.
We call him brick.
I think that's his name, Actually.
brick.
paul.
brick, yeah, okay.
well, brick Rhymes with prick.
So you would maybe think That brick is a prick.
when a new guy comes on The bus, it's an interesting Dynamic because we never know What to expect.
so twice a week, the guys On the road send in their tapes Of girls who wanna be the Hottest girl in america-- All the girls who show up To the clubs and events And who come on our bus.
the camera crew guys, They meet girls every night.
They do live events All across the country.
They meet thousands of women A year.
they're all looking To find the one-- The one hottest girl in america.
and the girls who they think Are special, they'll invite them To submit online, or they'll Send their photos or videos To me and say, "hey, leland, We think we got a winner here.
" I go through the submissions, And the girls I think will be Good for the magazine or good For the contest, I'll bring Those to joe.
maybe you just found the next Hottest girl in america, man.
two recent girls-- Paige and lauren hayes-- He gave the thumbs-up to.
So off to the island.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that, love it.
so what's your name? lauren hayes.
I'm 20, And I'm from newport beach.
that's hot.
There you go, right there.
Yeah, I love that.
I should be the hottest girl In america because I'm educated, For one, good personality For the most part.
okay, so far, I am not convinced.
lauren, smile.
on one of my photo shoots Today, we went out to one of The palm trees, and we shot With a surfboard.
Dominic is the best.
He gives me good direction, And he's not rude Like most photographers.
Beauty really comes from within.
I think if you're well-read And you're athletic And you take care of yourself Mentally, physically, Emotionally, I think it Shows through.
oh! so if you wanna vote for Lauren, go to girlsgonewild.
Com If you think lauren hayes is The hottest girl in america, Right, lauren? yep.
now one more thing is you Apparently know how to ride A scooter.
So we're gonna take a little Scooter ride, and you're gonna Show us how to ride.
Why do you think you Can beat us, lauren? because I'm bad at losing.
we'll even give you A head start.
let's go! wait! That's cheating! Wait! I get a huge thrill out of Going fast on anything, Whether it's jet skis Or driving.
ha! What?! it was really great Beating joe and paige Because I'm a really Competitive person, And I love to win.
that was a pretty tough race.
So I don't think anyone's Even met you yet on this show.
What's your name? my name's paige.
I'm 18, And I'm from huntington beach.
First off, I shot in bikinis, And then did the shoot In the pool.
Everything was shot really well, Really classy, and I enjoyed it.
paige was interesting Because she's a very willowy, Very pretty girl.
She looks great on camera.
She has a very sort of elegant Sense of poise that comes Naturally to her, And she looks great in a bikini.
okay, here we go.
That looks great.
Great, pretty.
I just did my photo shoot.
It went really well.
Dominic's been showing us All the work he's been shooting, Just to get a little taste Of what we've been doing.
you got a great smile, paige.
It looks really good.
thank you.
Just excited to see what The end product is gonna be.
I've never been anywhere like This at all, and I never thought I would.
This is beautiful.
Everything's so surreal, And it just blew me away.
I didn't really know What to think.
Just the beach, the warm water, The nice weather, the big, Open house, everything.
It's beautiful.
I've never done anything Like this before.
So it's a nice first time.
we're the hottest girls in america just came to have fun so I hope you're Ready for this.
We're gonna start you off With a bang.
Andrea, hottest girl in america, Contacted us.
We're going to her house Right now to see what we can do.
I guess her nickname is Blow-up doll or something.
and I'm wild, and you bet Your sweet ass I'm horny.
the first mission For you today--balloons.
oh, my god! Oh, my god, you guys Got me balloons! This is so exciting! I knew you guys would like My pictures and come.
yes, we did.
oh, my god! I can't breathe right now! This is so exciting! so really quick, darling, If you could just Introduce yourself my name is andrea english, And I'm 18 years old, And this is where I live In wheelersburg, ohio.
now here we go now let your body take control I'm the hottest girl in America because I'm cute, I'm sexy, and all the guys Like me, all the girls think I'm really fun, and I know how To bring fun to a party When I come, and I'm confident, And I have what it takes to be The hottest girl in america Fgirls gone wild.
I saw the bedroom In the video clip.
Let's check that area out.
let's go! this is my first gig Doing it, filming a scene.
I'm interested to see How it's gonna pan out.
Hopefully we can get Some good footage, Cover the brand well, And have fun with it.
the bedroom is a little Small, but this is me.
This is totally me.
oh, my gosh.
what I wanna be when I Grow up is a cosmetologist.
I have a thing for beauty.
I like to look hot And make other people look hot.
So I think beauty school Is a good thing for me.
zoo gets in game mode, We go into her room, Her room's all pink, She's got a blow-up doll Behind her bed.
people like to mistake me.
I'm short, and I have To refer to them, "I'm not short, I'm blow-up doll size.
" These are actually my Two best friends in the world Right here.
they're my two best friends In the world, let me tell you.
my hair and my boobs Is probably one of the things That people notice.
When I'm not wearing A low-cut shirt, it's usually My hair, but when I'm wearing Shirts like this, it's always These--these bad boys That guys notice.
she got her little shine on On camera, She was real energetic, And it was a good time.
it's about time! I'm ready to get on that bus! wow, the bus! Finally I'm on the bus! this is it.
I like this.
This is nice.
not bad, huh? no, not bad.
Oh, this is nice.
So is this where you guys stay? Now, whose bedroom is this? ah, you know what bedroom That is.
That is the bedroom where All the filming goes down.
ooh, yay.
Ooh, a hulb hoop.
Oh, god, this is hard! This is hard! Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! Yeah! I tried, I tried.
perfect, perfect.
oh, I was so nervous before.
I couldn't even breathe, But now I'm comfortable.
This is what I should be doing.
If I get chosen for hottest girl In america, it would get me The fuck out of this place-- Hick-ass wheelersburg, ohio-- Southern ohio.
I don't like it because there's, At maximum, 5,000 people And nothing to do, country-- That's not me.
Bye, girls gone wild! we're on the search for The hottest girl in america.
She can be in the biggest city To the smallest little town.
this made my year.
Thank you guys for coming.
This totally made my year.
Thank you, guys.
we're always looking for The hottest girl in america, Always searching And on the look.
I've been touring since I was 17, and that's basically What I know in life is how To operate a tour and make sure That everybody works hard, Make sure that the brand Is exposed in the right way, And keep everybody in line.
waiting on some stupid little Fucking asshole that don't Know how to fucking be on time.
it's 8:45.
We're supposed to be on the road At 8:00.
Eric's late.
he said he only got One phone call.
he blamed it on me, But he's a grown man, And he has an alarm clock And a cell phone.
the fucking call time Was 10:30 at the bus.
I brought the fucking bus here, And nobody's here.
me and paul are gonna Teach this dude a lesson And oil-spot him.
Oil-spotting is taking off And then making a couple laps, Make him think that we left.
eric will be calling you In a second.
He hung up on me.
you can't be late.
It's important to stay prompt And on time at all times.
I missed call time.
That never, ever happens.
I know my driver wants My head on a platter right now.
Look, he almost knocked me out.
fuckin' asshole.
paul is a great driver.
He's the boss.
I'm the ap, but he's driving The vehicle that gets us Everywhere.
I got 10:27.
10:27.
He's got three minutes.
My driver's got three minutes To be here on time.
Oh, there he is.
He's on time.
Whoo! I'm never late, motherfucker.
You can't do nothin' Till I'm here.
paul is cool as hell, man.
I love paul.
I respect paul Because paul's an east-coaster Like me, and east-coasters-- Fuck you means fuck you.
I rather somebody be blunt with Me and brutal than sugar-coat me And placate me.
Paul is as real as it gets, To be honest with you.
so after a couple of days, I've checked in with the guys On the road about brick.
everybody that comes on this Bus, at one point or another, Gets initiated.
zoo's a veteran.
He's been out there For seven years.
we're gonna have to feel Him out, see if he's got a Temper on him or something.
he tells me that he's Definitely settling in.
Time will tell.
Every day is a new adventure Out there on the tour.
aw, man.
Come on, guys.
Hey, was that dildo Placed in my bunk like The new-guy special? that was the new-guy special.
It happens to everybody.
I definitely think the prank Broke the ice a little bit.
He's not a jabroni.
So to have a really Down-to-earth ap, A really cool person-- Yeah, it makes A world of a difference.
he's doing well, So far, so good, And I'm pulling for him 100%, And also have his back.
So he can't lose.
brick's actually done An amazing job.
He's learned his role Very quickly, and I think He's gonna do great with us.
we're here.
Time to go.
Yeah.
oh, my god.
Is this the venue? we get into town, And we show up to the venue.
They said it's right past The stop sign, and we passed That stop sign.
We look around, and there's A couple cop cars.
that's out east of town.
and they're like, "you're at the wrong place.
" The itineraries got messed up A little bit.
we're gonna go ahead And go to the right one now.
This is the wrong venue.
I can see them right out here.
A little police escort.
it's right here at the Corner, and you should be able To get around up there.
dude, you're a fuckin' Lifesaver, thank you.
yeah, so the police escorted Us straight to the club, And then when we showed up, The parking wasn't super legit.
that ain't enough room.
that is not enough room.
Honestly, I think he might Be able to do it With some finagling.
So for the bus, You gotta make sure you Have 75 feet of space.
If we do not have that, There is no way we can Possibly maneuver it.
and that's how that's done.
we made the best Of the situation And made everything happen.
all right, brick, Are you ready for Girls gone wild? Are you ready for the mayhem? Are you ready for the madness? yeah, let's do this.
I need to feel you, my man.
Tel me! All right, take half of these Goddamn dvds and let's give Them out.
So this is what we do, My friend.
every day, we are on An overall mission to find The hottest girl in america.
One, two, three! algirls gone wild! who's your vote for The hottest girl in america? Log onto girlsgonewild.
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It takes a few seconds.
I am the hottest girl In america.
Whoo! Girls gone wild! two new contestants will Show us why they might have What it takes to win the title.
Back on the road, It's fat Tuesday, And this contender has invited The west coast bus to her Hometown just in time For mardi gras.
Girls gone wild Has a private balcony Right on bourbon street, And the crew is soaking up The view.
to the balcony! will the mardi gras madness Turn out to be too hard To handle for this sweet Southern girl? it's ridiculous.
and will it be the end Of the line for one of the Girls gone wicameramen? that new guy tyler Totally fucked up.
I'm gonna call you back With the confirmation number Of your flight.
So get a pen ready.
it's all coming up on the Search for the hottest girl In america.
Remember, if you'd like to Vote for any of the girls You've just seen, and see Thousands of sexy amateur Photos and videos of all The contestants, go to Girlsgonewild.
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