Goof Troop (1992) s02e11 Episode Script

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♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
- YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
- YES!
- BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
- YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
- GAWRSH.
- WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[THUNDERCLAP]
MAX: STAND STILL!
COME BACK HERE!
- [BLOWS LANDING]
- [CRASHING]
HEY, MAX, WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
COME ON, POP! WE CAN GET HIM
IF WE WORK TOGETHER!
- GET WHO?
- HIM!
- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- MAX: THERE HE IS!
- CHARGE!
- HOLD IT, MAXIE!
DON'T HURT THE LITTLE GUY.
I'M NOT GONNA HURT HIM, DAD.
THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD
SINCE IT STARTED RAINING.
SHE'LL MAKE A GREAT PET,
BUT I CAN'T CATCH HIM.
I KNOW SOMETHING THAT'LL BE FUN
AND SOLVE YOUR MOUSE PROBLEM
SIMULTUDE-- UH, SIMINAL--
ALL AT ONCE.
SEE YOU LATER, LITTLE FELLER.
WHEW!
DAD, WE'RE NOT GONNA CATCH HIM
SITTING ON OUR BUT-- CUSHIONS.
SON, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOU
YOUR FAMOUS GREAT-GREAT-GREA
UNCLE SHERLOCK GOOF?
THE GREATEST RAT-CATCHER
OF ALL TIME!
[GASPS]
OH, NO! NOT THE FAMILY ALBUM!
HERE HE IS-- SHERLOCK GOOF.
[CHUCKLES] I REMEMBER HEARING
ABOUT HIS FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.
♪[HUMMING TUNE]
MAIS OUI.
MY CARD, MY GOOD MAN.
AH-HYUCK!
- "SHERLOCK GOOF, RAT-CATCHER."
- AT YOUR SERVICE, MY GRACE.
AH, OUI.
SIR REGINALD IS EXPECT--
[CRIES OUT]
HERE, LET ME HELP,
YOUR MAGNIFICENCE!
[LAUGHING]
[YELPING]
HOLD STILL, YOUR KINGSHIP!
- [CRASHING]
- [CRYING OUT]
IT'S OKAY! I'LL JUST LE
MYSELF IN. AH-HYUCK!
THE NASTY LITTLE BEASTIES
ARE EVERYWHERE.
IN MY SOUP, IN MY NIGHTCAP,
IN MY MUSTACHE!
I WANT THEM ELIMINATED,
ERADICATED, AND DEMISED
BY NIGHTFALL
BEFORE THEY DAMAGE
THE FAMILY HEIRLOOMS.
NOT TO WORRY! I HAVE EVERYTHING
I NEED IN MY TRASH DISPOSAL,
AND THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN
INVENTED YET. AH-HYUCK!
FASCINATING.
WELL, I MUST AWAY, SNIBBS.
TAKE THE AFTERNOON OFF,
SEE A DOCTOR, GET A SHOT,
AMUSE YOURSELF.
I'LL DO MY BEST, SIR.
NOW, LET ME SEE HERE.
WHAT'LL WE TRY FIRST?
OH, THE MALLET METHOD!
[CHUCKLES]
SCARE THE LITTLE FELLER
RIGHT OUT OF THE HOUSE.
[CHITTERING]
- [CRASHING]
- COME BACK! STOP THAT!
[SHOUTING]
THAT THERE IS A SMART,
LITTLE MOUSIE.
NOW, IT WAS AT THAT MOMEN
THAT SHERLOCK DECIDED
TO WEAR A DISGUISE,
SO THE LITTLE MOUSIE WOULDN'
KNOW HE WAS AN EXTRACAT--
EXTRAMINATE--
RAT-CATCHER.
I HOPE THIS WORK, SIR--
UH, MISS.
OH, MISS.
OKAY, LITTLE MOUSIE,
YOU EAT YOUR SUPPER,
AND I'LL EAT MINE.
AH-HYUCK!
OH! YUMMY!
[STRAINING]
[FARTS]
[CHUCKLES]
FIRST, TOYNBEE,
CROSS THE ROOM QUIETLY
TO THE GASLIGHT.
GASLIGHT! GOT IT, PROFESSOR!
OH, THIS IS NICE.
AND THIS. THIS, TOO.
"PUT THE VALUABLES BACK,
YOU SPUD."
NO, PROFESSOR.
DON'T "OH, PROFESSOR" ME.
IT'S THE KEY WE WANT.
THE KEY TO THE TOWER
OF LONDON
IS IN THE CABINE
UNDER THE BOOKCASE.
GOT IT!
[WHISTLES]
HUH? WHAT?
WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO.
HEY!
LET GO! OW! THAT HURTS!
CAUGHT A RAT!
OH, BOY! A RAT!
A BIG RAT!
A BIG RAT WITH A MASK!
MAYBE IT'S A POLITICIAN.
MY WORD! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S--
A CAT BURGLAR!
HOLDING THE KEY
TO THE TOWER OF LONDON.
YOUR BRILLIANCE, SIR--
MISS, SIR-- WHATEVER.
BRILLIANT!
YOU'VE SAVED THE CROWN JEWELS.
AW, SHUCKS.
ONLY ONE FIEND COULD HAVE
DEVISED SUCH A DIABOLICAL PLOT.
PROFESSOR INFERIORITY.
HOO-HOO. OOPSIE.
PRECISELY!
I WANT IT ANNOUNCED
THROUGHOUT LONDON
THAT SHERLOCK GOOF IS
THE MOST BRILLIANT RAT-CATCHER
OF ALL TIME.
OH, SHEESH.
GAWRSH.
[CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS]
SHERLOCK GOOF FOILS PLOT!
SHERLOCK GOOF SAVES
CROWN JEWELS!
SHERLOCK GOOF TO BE DECORATED!
ON BEHALF OF THE CROWN,
I PRESENT TO YOU,
SHERLOCK GOOF,
THE ROYAL MAGNIFYING GLASS
FOR BRILLIANT DETECTING.
- WHEN DO I START?
- I'LL GIVE YOU THE BUSINESS
MYSELF, MY BOY.
TODAY AT THE TOWER OF LONDON.
BUT SIR REGINALD--
DARE I SAY THE CROWN JEWELS
MUST BE PROTECTED FROM
THE BIGGEST THREAT OF ALL?
SHERLOCK GOOF IS OUR MAN.
[CROWD CHEERING]
SHERLOCK GOOF, EH?
WHO DO THEY THINK
THEY'RE DEALING WITH?
TINKER BELL?
I'M GONNA TAKE THE CROWN JEWELS
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER
HIS LONG, STUPID SNOUT.
THEN WE'LL SEE WHA
THE PRESS HAS TO SAY
ABOUT THE BRILLIAN
SHERLOCK GOOF, RAT-CATCHER!
[LAUGHING]
GOSH! THIS PLACE MUS
BE FILLED WITH RATS.
HERE, LITTLE MOUSIES!
COME TO UNCLE SHERLOCK!
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE
BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.
UH-OH.
[CHITTERS]
THAT'S THE GUY, PROFESSOR.
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM WHILE
I DO SOME WINDOW SHOPPING.
I GOT MY EYES ON THE PRIZE.
HIYA, LITTLE FELLER.
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
I GOT A JOB TO DO!
COME TO PAPA, LITTLE JEWELS.
PAPA LOVES YOU.
[CRIES OUT]
GAWRSH! SORRY ABOUT THAT,
YOUR LORDSHIP.
WRONG MOUSE.
SAY, I KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- GAWRSH.
NOW, DON'T TELL ME.
IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP
OF MY TONGUE.
PROFESSOR INFERIORITY,
MASTER OF CRIME,
DOCTOR OF DEVIOUSNESS,
KING OF CHAOS!
AW, THAT'S NOT IT.
YOU EVER PITCH
FOR THE DODGERS?
GIVE ME THAT THING, YOU GOOF!
HEY! WATCH IT!
THAT COULD REALLY SMART!
STAND STILL,
AND I'LL MAKE YOU A GENIUS!
TAKE IT EASY NOW!
WHOA! HEY!
TAKE THAT AND THA
AND ONE OF THESE!
HEY!
[BABBLING, SHOUTING]
[LAUGHING]
SORRY ABOUT THAT,
DETECTIVE GOOF.
[LAUGHING]
I'M NOT A DETECTIVE,
I'M A RAT-CATCHER.
YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
AND LOOK WHO YOU CAUGHT.
[LAUGHS]
HEY, BOSS,
WE GOT THE JEWELS.
IF I HAD TIME,
I'D THROW THIS LOBSTER TRAP
INTO THE RIVER WITH YOU
IN IT, GOOF BRAIN.
[LAUGHING]
[GULPS]
LET'S AM-SCRAY, FELLAS!
GAWRSH.
INSPECTOR,
I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE
IN SHERLOCK GOOF'S ABILITY
TO TRACK THE PEST DOWN.
BUT SIR REGINALD--
HE HAS
HIS MAGNIFYING GLASS,
HIS DEERSTALKER CAP.
TIE YOUR EARFLAPS, MAN!
WHAT ELSE DOES
A DETECTIVE NEED?
GAWRSH, I DON'T KNOW.
BETTER FIND OUT.
DRAT! THAT SHERLOCK GOOF IS
A THORN IN MY SEAT CUSHIONS!
THE DIM BULB COULD HAVE
BROKEN MY BIG TOE.
THE GOOF HAS TO BE ELIMINATED!
NAME THE TIME AND PLACE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
CHILD: SHERLOCK GOOF!
HOT ON TRAIL OF JEWEL THIEVES!
- READ ALL ABOUT IT!
- I AM?
GAWRSH.
I BETTER READ ALL ABOUT IT.
PROFESSOR INFERIORITY DOOMED!
I'M LOOKING FOR THE HOUSE
OF DR. WATSON,
DETECTIVE STORY-WRITER.
IT'S RIGHT THERE,
221 B BAKER STREET.
DON'T YOU EVER WATCH TV?
SHERLOCK GOOF DESTINED FOR--
SHERLOCK GOOF?
NAH, COULDN'T BE.
GAWRSH.
SURE IS A GOOD-LOOKING FELLER,
THOUGH. AH-HYUCK!
YES? WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
GOOD-BYE ALREADY.
[GASPS]
SHERLOCK GOOF AT MY HOUSE?
AT MY DOORSTEP?
IN MY PRESENCE?
OH, COME IN! COME IN!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
NO, DON'T TELL ME.
LET ME GUESS.
AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE
OF ME SHAKING HANDS
WITH RUDYARD KIPLING.
NO! EMILY BRONTE'S
TONGUE DEPRESSOR!
NO, NO, NO.
THE PIPE I BLEW BUBBLES WITH
AT QUEEN VICTORIA'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
- NO, UH--
- AH-HYUCK!
GEE! ALL THAT SOUNDS SWELL,
BUT I REALLY CAME TO BUY
YOUR BOOK--
"HOW TO BE A DETECTIVE."
MY BOOK-- MY BOOK?
AH! SHERLOCK GOOF!
THAT SOON-TO-BE GREATES
DETECTIVE OF ALL TIME
WANTS MY BOOK!
HE WANTS TO BUY IT!
IT'S YOURS. NO CHARGE.
AH, THE DETECTIVE
THAT DOGGED PURSUER
OF VILLAINY,
THAT STALWART CHAMPION
OF JUSTICE
WHO KEEPS HIS NOSE
CLOSE TO THE GROUND
AND SNIFFS OUT DIRTY-DOINGS
AT EVERY TURN.
GESUNDHEIT.
THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
RULE NUMBER ONE
OF EVERY GOOD DETECTIVE
IS TO ALWAYS RETURN
TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
GOTTA GET BACK
TO THE TOWER OF LONDON.
CHAPTER ONE--
LOOKING FOR CLUES.
THE DETAIL OBSESSED DETECTIVE
COVERS EVERY INCH OF GROUND
WITH A FINE-TOOTHED COMB.
GAWRSH! DANDRUFF!
SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW,
THE EAGLE-EYED SLEUTH
LEAVES NO STONE UNTURNED.
OR ROCK UNDROPPED.
GAWRSH.
I THINK WE MISSED HIM.
THE GUMSHOE,
TRUE TO HIS MONIKER,
ALWAYS STICKS TO THE CASE,
NO MATTER WHAT DANGERS APPEAR
ON THE HORIZON.
GOT GUM ON MY SHOE.
- WOW!
- [CRASH]
RATS.
WHY, IT'S JUST A LITTLE MOUSIE.
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND,
LITTLE FELLER.
THERE YOU GO.
- WHEW! THANKS!
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU KNOW, THIS SCARING
EACH OTHER'S PANTS OFF
EVERY FIVE MINUTES
IS FOR THE BIRDS.
- UH-HUH.
- HMM.
MAYBE US FELLERS OUGH
TO TEAM UP.
WE ARE SORT OF
IN THE SAME BUSINESS.
TAKES A RAT TO CATCH A RAT,
I ALWAYS SAY. AH-HYUCK!
YOU KNOW, WE GOTTA GIVE YOU
A NAME, SPARKY.
SPARKY! THAT'S A GOOD NAME!
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- [CHUCKLES]
COME ON, SPARKSTER!
LET'S GET ON WITH OUR DEDUCTING!
ALWAYS AWARE OF
IMPENDING DANGER,
THE EVER-VIGILANT CRIME-STOPPER
IS NEVER CAUGHT BY SURPRISE.
HUH? WHOA!
ALIVE? THAT GUMSHOE
IS STILL BREATHING AIR?
I TELL YA, BOSS,
SHERLOCK GOOFY'S
A PRETTY SCARY GUY.
YEAH, POSITIVELY EERIE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE SCARY GUY
AROUND HERE,
AND THAT'S ME, SEE?
YOU SPUDS ARE FIRED!
[SCREAMING]
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF SHERLOCK GOOF MYSELF.
THE DETECTIVE,
MASTER OF SURPRISE,
CREEPS STEALTHILY FORWARD,
NET IN HAND,
READY TO ENSNARE
THE DUPLICITOUS VIOLETS.
- HUH?
- HUH?
THE BAD GUYS.
- OH.
- OH.
HELLO THERE, BUDDY.
CATCH ANY BAD GUYS LATELY?
[LAUGHING]
OW!
[LAUGHING]
AH! SURE LOVE GOOFERAMUS,
THE GUES
OF PROFESSOR INFERIORITY!
WOULDN'T THE PRESS GE
A HOOT OUT OF THIS?
WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE ME
TO TELL 'EM--
THERE ISN'T GONNA BE
ENOUGH TIME.
THE EXTERMINATOR IS ABOU
TO BE EXTERMINATED.
[LAUGHING]
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
SPARKY BOY!
WHERE YOU OFF TO?
SPARK! OH!
- [KEY CLATTERS]]
- THE DOOR KEY!
[LAUGHING]
YEAH, JUST ABOUT RIGHT.
MAYBE A TOUCH OF SEA SALT.
THERE! SEASONED TO PERFECTION.
[LAUGHING]
THE CROWN JEWELIES.
[WHISPERING]
GOT YA!
[CHUCKLES]
NOW, TO CATCH
THE GREAT GOOF SNOOP
AND DISSOLVE OUR RELATIONSHIP.
[LAUGHING]
WHY, YOU LITTLE THIEF!
GET BACK HERE!
HI.
COME HERE, YOU!
HELP!
SO YOU WANNA PLAY
FISHERMAN, HUH?
UH-OH.
TAKE THE BAIT, GUMSHOE!
- WHOO-HOO-HOO!
- [CRASH]
HOW'S IT FEEL BEING
CATCH OF THE DAY, YOU GOOF?
[LAUGHING]
- BEHIND YOU!
- "BEHIND YOU"?
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING?
THAT OLD TRICK WON'T WORK
ON ME!
[STRAINING]
[CRYING OUT]
[CRIES OUT]
[GROANING]
THE JEWELS!
SPARKY!
YOU'RE HISTORY, GOOFSTER!
[LAUGHING]
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
SO WHAT DO I DO NEXT?
CHAPTER THREE--
PURSUING THE CRIMINAL.
USING THE TRUSTY
MAGNIFYING GLASS,
THE DOGGED DETECTIVE
SEARCHES UNTIRINGLY
FOR THE RIGHT CLUE.
A BUTTON!
THE RIGHT CLUE, NUMBSKULL!
[CHUCKLES]
SORRY.
A JEWEL!
AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER!
HOT-DIGGITY,
I'M ON THE TRAIL!
THANK GOODNESS.
[MOUSE CHITTERING]
SPARKY!
LOOK, PARTNER, THE CROWN JEWELS
WITHOUT THE CROWN!
NOW ALL WE GOTTA DO IS CATCH
THE RAT THAT SWIPED THEM.
[MUTTERING]
[PANTING]
NO ESCAPE. DRAT!
TRAPPED LIKE A RAT, PROFESSOR.
NO OFFENSE, SPARKY.
OKAY, BOOKWORM.
LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU
TO LEARN TO FLY.
NO PUSHING! STOP!
[SHOUTING]
HELP!
NOBODY GETS THE BES
OF PROFESSOR INFERIORITY!
OW!
WHY, YOU LITTLE--
[ALL SCREAMING]
[SPLASH]
HELP! HELP!
GOOFYLOCK! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF ME!
[WATSON]
GRAB HOLD, GOOF!
AH-HYUCK!
DR. WATSON.
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU,
DOCUMENTING YOUR EXPLOITS.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU MUST PUBLISH--
SAY YOU WILL.
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
WITH MONEY ON IT?
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
GAWRSH!
HERE YOU GO, SPARKEROONI,
THE SHERLOCK HOL-MOUSETRAP,
YOUR NEW HOME.
AH-HYUCK!
HERE YOU GO, MAXEROONI--
THE ORIGINAL
SHERLOCK HOL-MOUSETRAP.
WOW!
AND A SE
OF ANTIQUE MOUSE EARS.
[CHUCKLES]
DAD! LOOK!
[CHITTERING, SNIFFING]
YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD?
I THINK I'LL NAME HIM SPARKY.
I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
AH-HYUCK!
GIMME A BEAT ♪
YEAH!