Grand Crew (2021) s01e10 Episode Script

Wine & Art

I can't believe we haven't
tried orange wine until now.
- I'm excited.
- I know, just a heads up though,
Orange wines hit the palate different.
They can get pretty funky.
Okay, cool, let's see.
Uh! That was funky, uh!
- Oh!
- Unh!
- Mm!
- Unh!
- Ey!
- Unh!
- Uh!
- Huh!
- Hey!
- Unh, unh!
- Huh!
- Hah!
Unh wait.
Sherm, what about you?
Do you think it tastes funky?
Oh, yeah, hey ♪
- Uh!
- Unh!
- Oh ♪
- Ooh, yeah ♪
- Whoo!
- Unh!
- Hit me!
- Unh!
- Two times!
- Huh-huh!
- Three times!
- Unh-unh-unh!
20 times!
Everyone, I have
a very special announcement
to make about my husband.
Wyatt got accepted to showcase
this photography
at the downtown LA art show.
- Hey!
- Wow.
That's awesome.
I didn't even know
you were a photographer.
That's because I'm really
good at taking candids.
I photograph you guys all the time.
Well, dude, the downtown
LA art show is super legit.
They always have the dopest artists.
It's a huge deal.
That's true,
but the only reason I got in
was because my bombshell boss of a wife
happens to have
all the good connections.
Now you stop that.
Just because I helped you
get in doesn't mean
that you don't deserve to be there.
Yeah, you're right.
I guess I'm just nervous
because up until now,
I've only done these low brow
freelance party picture gigs.
So I have no choice but to step up
and rise to the occasion,
which is why I'm working
on a brand-new idea for this exhibit.
And I need a subject.
Sherm, would you be down?
Sure, is it because I'm the one
that inspires you the most
in the group?
I was thinking more because
you're the only one not working
during the day tomorrow.
- Man, I'm an inspiration.
- Y'all gonna see.
Great, now for the rest of you,
the show is Saturday night,
and I got tickets for everybody.
Oh, can I get an extra ticket
for Simone?
She's coming into town, and
she's gonna spend the weekend.
Things seem to be progressing
nicely with you two.
Yeah, you know,
I never really saw myself
as a long distance relationship
type of guy, but it's working.
Hi, guys.
Yo, yo, what's up
beautiful Black people.
Wyatt just got into an art
show on Saturday night,
and we would love for you to be there.
Oh, that's awesome, and we'd love to,
but Talia has a friend that's
getting married that Saturday.
Well, I think we might
be back in time though.
Should we try and do both?
Hell yeah, see,
that's why you're the best.
I'm gonna go to the bar
and buy you a drink.
Uh, uh, uh, you're the best,
so I'm gonna go buy you a drink.
Well, all right then.
Damn, bro.
You going to a wedding with her
and you not freaking out?
Nope. I'm into her, and I feel good.
I'm not talking about
your level of commitment,
I'm talking about the fact
that she's going to see
you dance at this wedding.
- Oh.
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.
- What's wrong?
- Anthony can't dance?
- It's not that he can't dance.
It's that all he knows
how to do is freak.
That's how we danced in
the '90s and the early 2000s,
and I think I'd do it pretty damn well.
But we're adults now,
and there are occasions
where you need to know
other ways to dance,
like my godson's
birthday party last year.
There's ants in our pants,
so we do a little dance ♪
Everybody dance!
- The hell?
- No.
That's nasty.
Okay, so my dance moves
may not have evolved.
But it's fine.
Talia saw me dance in college.
Ah, yeah, college, where
everybody dances "hornty."
- Damn, you're right.
- Her dad's gonna see me thrust.
Fay, wait. You're a dancer.
Can you please teach me
some dance moves for the wedding?
Oh, yeah, not a problem.
- Yes, thank you.
- You are such a godsend.
Isn't she?
Hey, Fay, can you help me
with something at the bar?
What are you doing
teaching Anthony to dance?
It's a bad idea.
Why? He's my friend.
But you're leaving out the part
where you want him to.
Oh, my God, shh!
Lower your voice.
I'm just saying, feelings
and friendship are a bad mix,
and you are flirting with disaster.
Okay, well, he's my friend,
and I'm a dancer.
What else was I supposed to say to him?
Easy. Just say your cousin died.
People got a ton of cousins.
It's an endless excuse.
I'm not gonna say my cousin died.
- It's gonna be fine.
- I don't know.
Lights all low, eyes all
locked, genitalia all lined up.
You might slip
and let those emotions out.
It's not going to happen.
He is with Talia,
and I have my emotions on lock.
I am totally cool.
- Hey, ladies.
- Talia!
Pew, pew, pew, pew!
That was goofy, girl.
- Yo.
- Sherm, thanks for coming.
Of course, my guy.
So what you thinking about
for these photographs?
I already got some poses.
You want the honey,
the bunches,
or the oats?
I want them all and more.
Now, the key to this shoot is options.
I want a bunch of different
looks with a bunch
of different looks
in a bunch of different looks.
Okay, wow. That's a lot of looks.
- Yeah, it has to be.
- You heard everyone.
The show is big,
so I gotta step my game up.
When Steven Curray
got in the NBA league
and wanted to prove to everyone
that he belonged there,
didn't he just dribble
the ball extra hard?
Okay, there's a lot of things
wrong with what you just said,
but mainly his name is Stephen Curry.
No, you're wrong. Let's get to work.
Hey, Noah.
- Oh, man.
- Thank you so much for coming.
I could really use your help.
Finally, asking your sister for help.
I always knew the time would come.
I ask for your help constantly.
Yeah, but it's been a couple of days.
I like being needed.
Now, let's get into it.
Okay, so things are going
really well with me and Simone,
and I want to ask her to be exclusive,
but I'm a little nervous that
she's not on the same page,
you know, since in the past,
I've suffered from
premature infatuation.
Yeah, true, and I would say, "Oh, boy,
it happens to most men,"
but it really doesn't.
Okay, so how do I know
if she's ready
without coming on too strong?
I have an idea.
We need to introduce her
to Nightmare Nicky.
- Who dat?
- My persona where I'm my worst self.
So you guys are gonna hang.
I'm gonna join.
And I'ma be acting all crazy.
And if Simone is okay with you
having like a wackadoo sister,
then she's definitely interested
in getting more serious.
Okay, yeah, that could work.
But how crazy are we talking?
Whew! Sorry I'm late.
I lost track of time shoplifting.
- Oh.
- Wow.
So where the weed at?
Nicky, I am so happy you joined us.
Noah mentioned how close you are,
so I've been really wanting
to get to know you better.
- Oh, yeah, me too.
- Who's paying for all of this?
Simone, I think you should pay.
But you ordered more drinks than us.
- So now you're keeping count.
- You're toxic.
- Noah, it's okay.
- I really would be happy to pay.
It's very nice of you Simone.
Yes, yes, it is.
So where the hell the weed at?
And why do I have to keep asking?
Hey, thanks again for doing this, Fay.
I really appreciate
you taking the time.
For $2,000, it's my pleasure.
Oh, yeah, sure.
I'm just kidding.
Did you think I'd really charge you?
- I'm in a real pinch here.
- You lowballed it.
Okay, where do we begin?
Well, first I need to get a sense
of what I'm working with.
So I'm just gonna play a random song,
and you just dance.
- No judgments.
- Cool.
- Whoo!
- I wanted to be like you ♪
Got it, all around the world,
all around the world.
Oh, my God. What are you doing, bro?
Huh? You said no judgments.
I did, but I take it back
because that was insane.
When is this wedding again?
- Tomorrow.
- Oh, God.
I might actually need that money
because this is gonna take all night.
Happier, happier!
There's no one happier than you!
Okay, good. I think we got it.
That shoot was long as hell,
but I'm sure it'll all be worth it.
Oh, we are not done.
- That was just the first phase.
- What you mean?
There's only so many
facial expressions that exist,
and I'm sure I did all of them
at least 5,000 times.
Well, this next phase is
gonna be a whole lot
more than facial expressions.
A motion capture suit?
For a still photography exhibit?
- Did I just blow your mind?
- Because that's the goal.
Everyone at the show is gonna
feel like you feel right now.
This just doesn't seem like
the work you normally do.
I know. This is a big time show.
My old stuff won't cut it.
I need you on board
to help me pull this off.
This is a huge opportunity,
and I don't wanna blow it.
when Steven Curray
was doing all that hard dribbling,
he still needed his teammates
to make some swish baskets.
Okay, okay, I'm in,
just as long as you don't make
another basketball reference.
It is not your lane.
Deal. Now,
the finished product
has to look and feel authentic.
So I'm gonna scream out some scenarios,
and I want your natural responses.
All right.
Okay, you're at a beautiful dinner,
and it's beautiful,
and you're enjoying your food.
It's so good.
- But the food is snakes!
- Ahh!
- Now you're a giant.
- You're literally 400 feet tall.
You so big and powerful,
but you just stepped on your family
and crushed them all to death!
I'm big, but my family is small, why?
Okay, you're in a jacuzzi.
Oh, it feels so good against
your skin, but what's that?
- The jacuzzi is snakes!
- What the?
Hi, excuse me.
I'd like to return this drink.
It's too sweet.
But you drank practically
the whole thing, Nicky.
But I didn't enjoy it, Noah.
Just kidding, it was one of the
best drinks I've ever had in my life.
That is very clever.
I need to go to the bathroom.
Do you wanna come with, Nicky?
You can stop the act now.
I know what you're up to.
What? You don't know anything.
You're putting on a fake persona
to see how much I like your brother.
Okay, wow. You know everything.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
And that is a wrap-wrap.
Nice, I can finally
take this mocap suit off.
Right now, the only thing
that it's capturing is the
sweat between my booty cheeks.
Well, you did great.
I'm glad you got what you needed.
I still don't understand why
you had so many things
turn into snakes.
Oh, there won't be any snakes
in the actual photos.
- I just needed snake energy.
- Huh?
Just gimme some time
to put all this together
and then meet me at the exhibit
to set everything up.
Trust me, these pictures
are all gonna come together
in the edit.
Yo, Wyatt, where you at, man?
I'm at the gallery.
Everybody's setting up.
These pictures did not
come together in the edit.
They are bad. They are so, so bad.
I am not doing the show.
- I'm sorry, Noah.
- I have some bad news.
Bad news?
What did Nightmare Nicky do
to Simone in the bathroom?
she just found out
what we were up to, and,
- Noah, Simone stormed out.
- What?
No okay. I have to go after her.
No, no, she said it was
the ultimate betrayal.
She said she never wants
to speak to you again.
And the worst part is
you fell for it.
- What?
- Psych!
- Whoo!
- What is happening right now?
Explain more please.
Well, I figured out
what you guys were up to,
but then I teamed up with Nicky
to get back at you.
That's right, to teach you a lesson.
To teach me a les wait.
This was your idea to begin with.
Yeah, I know.
But when it all fell apart,
I switched sides.
You know I'm a free agent,
and I hate to lose.
So we're cool?
Of course we're cool.
I thought it was sweet actually.
Hey, Nicky, wanna get another
round and watch this video
I took of us pranking Noah?
Whoo, yes please.
I love her.
I know, right?
- This is good.
- You're keeping it simple.
Your tongue is still in your mouth,
and you are attracting
zero attention to your crotch.
All right. And this song is
basically all about crotches.
I'm fighting every instinct
on this one.
I think we did it.
- I think we're ready for our wedding.
- What?
I said,
I think you're ready for the wedding.
I don't know what else
that would've sounded like.
Anyway, nice work.
Wait, hold on, there's one
more dance we have to go over.
I still need you to show me
how to slow dance.
Oh, um,
we don't need to do that.
You'll be fine.
There's no slow dancing at weddings.
- What, are you crazy?
- Of course there is.
Come on, Fay.
You've brought me this far.
You can't just leave me hanging now.
Okay, fine.
But there's really not much to it.
Great. Then this should be easy.
Why are you dimming the lights?
It's gonna be dark when
it goes down to the wedding.
I need to practice
in accurate conditions.
Cool, makes sense.
One look in your eyes ♪
Tell me what to do.
All right, you take my right hand
with your left
and put your other hand on my waist.
- Like this?
- Mm-hmm.
Like this, and then you
just move to the music.
Your love is all I ever need ♪
Holding you close through the night ♪
I think I know the answer to this,
but I still have to ask
Zero crotch.
Yep, yep, got it, got it.
Okay, feel like
I'm getting the hang of this.
Is there a point where I put
both hands on the hips or not?
Yeah, if you're feeling it.
What happiness really means ♪
How's that?
really good.
Makes life so sweet ♪
I gotta go.
What? Are you okay?
No, my cousin died.
Just now?
Oh, bro, what is going on?
I'm a failure is what's going on.
- Come on, man.
- The pictures can't be that bad.
Let me see them.
Okay, cool,
I see what you was going for.
- You don't have to lie to me.
- Right, they are very bad.
I really don't even know
what I'm looking at.
I should have known that
I didn't have the talent
for a show at that level.
Come on, man. You got the talent.
You just need to play with your
skillset, like Steph Curry.
- Who?
- Excuse me, Steven Curray.
- Oh.
- He knows what he's good at.
Would he try to duck from the
free throw line in the game?
- Yes, probably!
- Oh, my God, man.
Have you ever watched one
single basketball game in your life?
Look, my point is,
you gotta be true to yourself.
What if myself isn't enough?
Everyone is gonna be there tomorrow
expecting something special,
but I am not special.
The only reason I got into that
show is because of Kristen.
Man, everybody's just here
to support you.
I put on a tight ass bodysuit for you.
I'm sorry I put you and your
buttocks through that for nothing.
Nah, man, I did it happily
for you, and the fact
that your wife got you
this opportunity is great.
That's love.
We all get help in life sometimes.
The people closest to you are there
to build you up, not make you insecure.
Shut up.
You gonna shut me up while I attempt
to provide you emotional support?
- Rude.
- No, shut up because you inspired me.
I did? I did.
I told you I was gonna inspire you.
I don't know how I did it,
but I knew I'd get it done.
Yeah, get in here.
What about an ostrich?
If it's got wings, I'm into it.
So about us.
It seems like we're on the same page.
Do you
wanna be my girlfriend?
- Yes.
- Nice.
- But
- Oh, no.
I didn't know how to tell you this.
My visa just expired,
so I have to go back
to Montreal next week.
So I'm leaving the country
for good.
another prank. Go ahead and say psych.
Please tell me
you're going to say psych.
I can't do that.
Oh, man,
there's no psych?
Hey, Kristen. Have you seen Wyatt?
He told me he'd be here by now.
No, I reached out a couple of times,
but I figured you guys were busy.
Is something wrong?
Wrong? No.
I'm sure he's just in traffic.
Him being later than us to his own show
has nothing to do with
what has happened recently.
I need to get a drink.
Also not connected.
So how did things go with Simone?
Well, we spent last night and all today
talking it through.
She can't live here,
and I can't move to Canada.
So we both agreed
that it just doesn't make sense
for us to stay together.
- I'm sorry. How are you holding up?
- I'm bummed out.
- Love hurts.
- Yep.
- Yep.
- Yep.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
Yeah. I'm sorry that you're bummed.
Yeah, but I guess
feeling bummed out happens
when you put your heart out there.
- Yeah.
- Still really happy for the time we got
to spend together.
Aww, now that is growth.
I'm proud of you.
Thanks, sis.
Couldn't have done it without you.
And you know what?
Being single has its perks.
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, you're single
and you're out here thriving.
- I am, aren't I?
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, this is work.
- I gotta take it.
Oh yeah, for sure. Keep killing it.
I'll see you at the bar.
- Hey, Fay.
- Talia,
buenas noches.
- We need to talk.
- Oh, no.
I hear that you are the one responsible
for teaching Anthony
how to properly dance.
So I owe you a huge thank you.
Oh, yeah.
I'm buying all your drinks
tonight, girl.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Did you tell her how I crushed it?
I was moving so well
she knew something was up.
I had to let her know how I did it.
He was so composed and drew
zero attention to himself.
He was the perfect dance partner.
Seriously, thank you, Fay.
You're a great friend.
It was my pleasure - Guys.
Wyatt's here and ready to show his work
For real? Thank God.
I don't have to pretend anymore.
He had a meltdown and almost lost it,
but none of that matters
because he's here now.
Let's go!
Before we view the work,
I would like to introduce you
to the man of the hour
and the man of my life,
a true artist in more ways than one.
And I am not
just talking paint strokes.
Oh, don't start no stuff,
won't be no stuff.
It looks like stuff's already started.
Okay then, well, it's on.
I'm gonna get that bacon
grease, and it's gonna pop.
Art show presentation.
Lots of people present.
Right, right.
Ladies and gentlemen, Wyatt Johnson.
A good friend once told me that
the people closest to you
are there to build you up.
So I'd like to give a toast
to my beautiful wife
to my best friends.
My exhibit today
wouldn't exist without y'all.
- Clang, clang.
- Clang, clang.
Shall we?
Yes, we shall.
- Wow.
- Whoa,
this is dope.
Oh, I love it.
- So good.
- Thanks y'all.
I was a little worried you'd be upset
I used these pictures
without your permission.
Bold move on your part,
but you made us look good.
You're lucky you are great at your job.
It's not about luck. It's about
having the right group
of people around you
- and how they build you up.
- We all heard the speech.
It was like 30 seconds ago.
We love too, bro.
So you were right about Anthony.
The lights got low,
the music started flowing,
and things got rough.
Ooh, my God. Did you guys get nasty?
No, no, no, no.
But things did get intense when
we were dancing and I ran out.
I didn't have my emotions
on lock like I thought I did.
- Really?
- To me it sounds like
you were perfectly aware
of how you were feeling
and you did what you needed to do.
I guess you're right.
You know, I'm actually
really happy for him and Talia.
That's a good first step.
I'll be fine. Crushes come and go.
Important thing is
that we can stay friends
because he never found out
about my feelings.
Ding, ding.
What are you doing here?
I am really sad
that it had to end this way.
God, things were going so good.
I know, it feels like
I've known you forever,
like we were
made from the same stardust.
I agree.
But I was thinking,
maybe it doesn't have to end like this.
What do you mean?
This is gonna sound crazy,
but I realized
that I could stay in the Country,
and we could stay together
we got married.
Noah, will you marry me?
Simone, I
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