Great Teacher Onizuka (GTO) (1999) s01e05 Episode Script

An Eye for an Eye, a Butt for a Butt

My adrenaline's always flowin' So it feels like I'll overheat Even if I explode and turn to ashes I'll probably still be laughing Just like this Blowing past the town To the ends of the world Let's burn rubber And die together like lovers Let's cut loose until We reach our limit So we can reach the horizon Crash! Into the rolling morning Flash! I'm the coolest driver's high Toward the finish line Daddy bought a car.
You know that, right? It's a Cresta.
Not only that, it's white pearl and exceeds 2.
Wasn't it destroyed? By a teacher named Oni-something? Thanks to my insurance, my Cresta is coming back to me brand-new.
So, I thought maybe we could go on a trip to a hot spring in my Cresta.
I wanna pass.
I don't feel up to it.
I'd rather play with my friends.
Well, I don't mind buying you the bag you always wanted.
Really? I'll go! I'll go! Mom, you're going too, right? I want a ring too.
No problem.
As long as I have my Cresta, I can have a happy family with my lovely daughter and loving wife back just like before.
I won't get involved with Onizuka anymore.
In my Cresta, my white Cresta I will go on a long-awaited family trip! Thank you! I heard this story from my superior in the motorcycle gang.
In a certain town, there was a rumor that a store was making Shumai with human flesh.
This guy, who was known for his fearlessness, ignored the rumor Terror of Shumai and decided to buy a box of Shumai there.
But then, on his way home Kiyo-Ken Shumai he felt uneasy for some reason, so he turned around and saw no one.
He couldn't stop feeling uneasy, so he removed the lid of the box.
When he opened it? One Shumai was missing.
Though this guy got a chill down his back he convinced himself that one was missing from the beginning.
But he couldn't stop thinking about it.
He opened the box again at the next corner.
Another Shumai was missing.
By now he was freaked out and hurried home.
Then he calmed down and opened the lid again.
This time believe it or not, three more were missing all at once! The guy was so scared that he screamed! Then he put the lid back on.
Once more, slowly, he opened the lid.
None! There was none left! There were absolutely no Shumai left! What was going on? Though he was scared, he looked into the box carefully.
Then, he saw all the Shumai stuck on the back of the lid.
What the hell is that? It's so dumb! It's so dumb but it makes me laugh! Okay, so much for today's class.
Wasn't it fun? Next time I'll tell you the story of Scary White Jam.
So, look forward to it.
See you! You guys! Why in the world are you having fun in Onizuka's class? Betrayers! Do you hear me? Never laugh in front of him again! If you do, you'll be executed! What happened, Kikuchi? I expected you would do a better job.
That bastard, Onizuka.
He doesn't seem to be crushed at all.
I can't help it.
If you aren't happy, why don't you do it yourself? Sorry, but I don't wanna participate this time.
Wait a minute! What do you mean by that? -What are you laughing at? -Nothing in particular.
He makes me mad.
You know what? I hear that Yoshikawa visits Onizuka in his room often.
-You mean Onizuka? -Yeah.
When I told him I knew who made the composite photo.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Anyway, he scolded me and said, "Don't tell on your buddies.
" Also, he said, "I'll make school fun.
" Whether he was blowing smoke, I've never heard a teacher say that.
If you get to know him better, you'll probably.
What are you saying? Just because I didn't participate this time doesn't mean I endorse him.
If we trust a teacher, we'll be betrayed again like before.
-How has it been in Class 3-4? -What do you mean? Are you being harassed? Harassed? What the heck is that? I'm doing fine.
I'm having fun with my students.
My students seem to like my class so much, I don't know what to do.
Is that so? But the other teachers are talking about you.
They say it's time Onizuka-sensei felt the stress accumulating.
Also, the vice principal doesn't seem to like you much.
So, I'm a little concerned.
You do have some concerns, right? Great! I found new items! -You're too much.
-Fuyutsuki-sensei! -Don't you want to play this with me? -I'm not too crazy about games.
Here, this is a really fun part.
I'll teach you.
See? There! -Oh, is this how it goes? -Right, right.
This way? Right? That's right.
Isn't it easy? She smells good.
What do I do next? Oh, no! You are accumulating stress! It's not really stress.
Something else is accumulating.
Oh, Yoshikawa.
What's the matter? Come in.
Oh, no.
I don't want to intrude.
-I have to ask you something.
-What is it? Right here.
I've been trying so hard to clear this level.
-You can't use that item.
-What? You need to use this to clear that.
-Oh, I see.
-That's right.
-Like this? This way? -No, no.
Use this for that.
Oh, not this one? -I already told you about that.
-What? I'll come over again when I get new software.
I'm counting on you, Yoshikawa! -Of course, it'll be after I clear it.
-Gosh, you're so stingy.
Hey, Yoshikawa.
I wanna talk to you.
You'll come with me, won't you? Don't.
Stop! Idiot! You shouldn't hang out with Onizuka! You know our class rules.
You could get capital punishment.
Understand? If I see you being friendly with Onizuka again I'll scatter this photo all over town.
And I'll add a caption saying, "I had my naked picture taken by girls.
" He's got a little thing! Pretty pathetic! But it's a nice cap, Yoshikawa.
How cute! -Add some doodles.
-How artistic! -Oh, he's started to cry.
-Do you think that's manly? Pay no more attention to him.
Let's go to karaoke! Oh, I love it! What shall I sing? -Got to be L'Arc.
-No, it's got to be Enka, Enka! Onizuka? Have you finished the photos you promised me? I'm tired of waiting.
I didn't promise you anything! Come on.
Don't be so cold.
I have an idea! What if I give you I'll have them copied so well that no one will know they're fake! Isn't that counterfeiting? If the school finds out, you'll be in trouble.
Oh, hush.
It's fine as long as no one knows.
I'll be waiting in 30 minutes at the front door.
See you then.
Hey, wait a minute! Don't decide all by yourself, Onizuka! I can't believe such an idiot is a teacher.
I can't wait! This will be an additional page in the Onizuka Female Body Collection.
Maybe I'll ask him to use Fuyutsuki's face next time.
Could I? Should I? Yoshikawa? When I come home in this Cresta how will my wife and daughter react? I'll hurry home so that I can make plans for our family trip! Onizuka? Daddy! -Daddy's Cresta is cool! -Now I think better of you, honey! We love you! This Cresta will help me regain my dignity as a father and my happy family.
All I need is my Cresta! Onizuka! Oh, ouch.
Here we are.
It's absurd.
What the hell were you thinking? You idiot! Yoshikawa? My Cresta.
How many times do I have to tell you? I told you so many times not to kill yourself! You.
Aren't you mad at yourself? Even if you die, it won't make you feel better, will it? I'm frustrated and mad at myself.
Of course I'm frustrated! Mad.
That's good.
Good job.
Well, lead the way.
Revenge, it will be done.
Yoshikawa's face was priceless! This photo is just too funny.
He's not gonna approach Onizuka anymore.
Because we have such an embarrassing picture.
But Anko is so nasty.
I never imagined it would go this far.
It's just because Murai and Kikuchi were such weaklings.
I don't feel well unless we go that far.
Anko, your song is ready.
-Here is your microphone.
-Thank you! Who is it? It's me.
-Onizuka! Why are you here? -What kind of disguise it that? You came out like a cockroach, out of nowhere, you bastard! Who are you calling a roach, you perverted middle school girls? What do you mean? Don't play innocent.
You pulled down a guy's pants and took naked pictures of him.
I have no idea what this is all about.
Right, everyone? Right.
What are you talking about? Oh, really? Hey, Yoshikawa, come on in! No Carry-In Food and Drink You bastard! You know what's gonna happen to you, Yoshikawa! That photo will be all over town! You'll live a painful and embarrassing lie.
No one will respect you again! Well, now we begin the revenge! -Take your time to be daring! -Move over! -How can you?! -Bad kids get a spanking! Onizuka! You bastard! Stop it! It hurts! Hurts? Look who's talking! This is nothing compared to the pain Yoshikawa has suffered.
You bastard! Yoshikawa, don't think we'll be done with just scattering your photos! Now, to finish it off.
-What--? -No, stop, don't! What a wonderful view, isn't it, Yoshikawa? Forgive me from my heinie Sorry, Naoko's butt Apology on my heinie Mayuko's butt -Now, next.
-No, wait! What are you going to do? I'm gonna take a commemorative photo.
Stop it! You're violating our human rights, you pervert! Hey! Are you listening, Onizuka? -No, stop it! -Please! Listen to me.
You've learned your lesson.
Don't ever bully anyone again.
Here, Yoshikawa.
Take care of the rest on your own.
You think you're a hero of justice or something? Do you think it's right to do this to girls? I'm going to take this to the PTA! That's just fine with me! Bring me the PTA or PCB or whatever you like! I'm just one teacher, Eikichi Onizuka, 22 years old! I won't run away or hide! There's no gender distinction among the bad! That is my policy.
Keep that in mind! Teacher, I'm hungry.
Let's go eat ramen.
-By the way, do you have some money? -What? Did you leave the camera behind? Well, it's all up to you.
-Teacher? -Yeah? No matter what happens, I'll never try to kill myself again.
I promise.
-What? -That ramen you bought was horrible.
-What? Hurry back into your classroom.
Time for homeroom.
Is the Board Chairman in? Excuse me, but let me tell her who it is.
-Are you a new hire from this spring? -Well, yes.
No wonder you don't know me.
I am president of the PTA of this school Uehara.
I heard a teacher named Onizuka performed the most shameless act on my daughter.
So I want to talk to the Chairman.
You and me, let's go away To look for new emotions today Together we can overcome Because I want to enjoy a new tomorrow Open your eyes and open the door The world in front of your eyes I want to go out With my favorite sounds I will taste my childhood emotions I'm here to enjoy the sunlight I'm enjoying myself More than in the past I want to see you, but I can't So I just embrace my love Even walking on a crowded street Your smile makes my head spin Next Episode -What's wrong? -Uehara's mother is at the school.
Is that all? You can't be a teacher if you're afraid of the PTA.
Repentance I'm calling an emergency PTA meeting! Watch your mouth.
I'm playing mindfully.