He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) s01e07 Episode Script
Creatures from the Tar Swamp
1 [dramatic music.]
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull!" [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [roaring.]
[He-Man.]
Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms, and Orko.
Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.
[cackling.]
[dramatic music.]
[Orko.]
Wow! That's keen! Whoo! If you think that's something, wait until you see my cousin, Lady Edwina.
See? What'd I tell ya? [Orko stammers.]
Oh, wow! Uncle Randor, Auntie Marlena.
- How nice to see you both again.
- Welcome, Edwina.
It's good to have you back in Eternos.
I really should've visited before, but with all the parties I have to attend, I can hardly get away.
You remember Adam, of course.
Can this really be little Adam? [Edwina.]
Oh, just look at the way you've grown.
I swear, if we weren't cousins [giggles.]
Edwina, let me present Orko, our resident magician.
Ugh! Ohhello.
[Orko stammers.]
And our Man-At-Arms, Duncan, and his daughter, Captain Teela.
Oh, how do you do? Well, I'd love to stay and chat with the help [Edwina.]
But I'm really rather tired.
The help? Why If you'd be kind enough to show me to my room, Adam? Of course.
[quirky music.]
[Edwina.]
Good day, Your Majesties, Man-At-Arms, and Tee-Pee.
That's Teela.
She may be the King's niece, but I've never met a ruder, more arrogant [Orko.]
Sweeter and lovelier and prettier Oh, come on, Orko! You can't be serious.
I am serious.
I think she's beautiful.
[quirky suspenseful music.]
[shimmering tone.]
[shimmering tone.]
- Yes? - Greetings, Lady Edwina.
I brought you this as a welcoming present.
Oh, what a lovelybrooch.
[Edwina.]
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I didn't bring anything um, suitable to wear with it.
[Edwina.]
Thanks anyway, Porko.
[door bangs.]
It's Orko.
[sad whimsical music.]
Oh, Orko.
Rats! Hey, take it easy, little buddy.
[sentimental music.]
If I wasn't a poor, little nobody, I could give her a real gift.
Then she'd really like me.
Orko, you can't buy a friend, not a real one, at least.
Sure.
Just be yourself, old pal.
You've got a lot going for you.
[Edwina.]
Hello, everyone.
You may not know it, Edwina, but you're in the presence of a hero.
Huh? What hero? - Oh, really? - Yup.
Years ago, Orko saved my life.
It happened in the Season of Storms, back when I was a kid.
Cringer and I were out playing that day and had wandered far from the palace.
Suddenly, a storm broke loose, and we found ourselves lost in the Tar Swamps.
[Cringer stammers.]
Ooh, Adam, I'm so scared! Oh, don't worry, Cringer.
We'll be all right.
[He-Man.]
But we weren't the only ones in the swamp that day.
[dramatic music.]
[warbling and shimmering tones.]
Hey! Whawhawhere am I? This isn't Trolla.
[He-Man.]
Somehow the storm's incredible power had opened a temporary doorway, which pulled Orko out of his world and stranded him on ours.
[Young Adam.]
Help! Help! [Orko.]
Uh-oh! They're in trouble! Hang on, kid! I'll save you! Oh, magic medallion, hear my command, and give these two a helping hand.
[warbling tone.]
[shimmering tones.]
[whimsical music.]
Another job well done by Orko the Great! Whoops! [He-Man.]
Because of his bravery, we adopted Orko and made him a member of the royal court.
And that's how my little friend here became a hero.
Could that charm you lost really work magic? [Orko.]
Oh, sure.
My medallion could conjure up just about anything.
Well, it's too bad you don't have it now.
Hmm.
[dramatic music.]
Orko? Hmm, it's not like Orko to miss breakfast.
I don't think he's been here all night.
[Teela.]
Look! His bed hasn't been slept in.
Yesterday, he was talking about the magic medallion he lost in the Tar Swamp.
You don't think he'd really I'm afraid so, and we'd better find him before he gets there.
Once I find the magic medallion, I'll wish up a great present for Edwina.
I seem to remember it was right around here.
[snarls.]
Ahh! What's that? [gasps.]
[whispering.]
Yipe! Hmm.
[Skeletor.]
Beast Man! Get over here, you furry fool.
We'll soon have need of your special [cackling softly.]
talents.
[Skeletor.]
You have the primeval potion? Right here.
With this magic brew, I can bring back any of the prehistoric monsters that perished in this swamp, and I'll use those monsters in my conquest of Palace Eternia.
The Palace? Oh, no! I gotta warn them.
- [creature growling.]
- Yikes! Eh, who's there? It's the king's fool, Orko! Leave this to me.
Powers of darkness, - make wings appear - [shimmering tone.]
[Evil-Lyn.]
And fly that sprite back over here! [shimmering tone.]
[Orko.]
Hey! Well, well, a little visitor.
[cackling.]
You big bully.
You'll never get away with this.
[Orko.]
He-Man'll stop ya.
Oh, really? Show the little rodent what we have planned for He-Man, Evil-Lyn.
[creatures shrieking.]
[Beast Man snarling.]
Look at what's coming now.
[roaring.]
Beast Man, use your mental power to tame and command that creature.
- [warbling tone.]
- Aah! [roaring.]
[Beast Man.]
There.
Tame as a kitten.
Good.
Now to take the Palace.
[chorus.]
He-Man It's a good thing Adam decided not to come.
I know he means well, but his bumbling would only get in the way.
Well, if he can contact He-Man for us, he'll be doing more than his share.
By the power of Grayskull! [chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [chorus.]
He-Man [zapping.]
[shimmering tone.]
[roaring.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [creatures shrieking.]
[grumbling.]
Listen.
A Wind Raider! I hear it, you oaf.
Let's send our royal friends a welcoming committee.
[cackling.]
[creatures shrieking.]
Look out! [creatures shrieking.]
Look, Cat! Teela and Man-At-Arms are in trouble! [Man-At-Arms.]
Oh! We're hit! No! They're gonna crash! [dramatic music.]
Teela! Duncan! [Man-At-Arms.]
Up here, He-Man! [Stratos.]
So when I saw you were in trouble, I flew down to help.
It's a good thing you were nearby, Stratos.
I'd still like to know where those monsters came from.
I don't know, but I'll bet you anything Skeletor is mixed up in this.
[Skeletor.]
Right, He-Fool! [He-Man.]
Skeletor! Let Orko go or I'll This troublesome Trollan is the least of your worries.
Look.
[Man-At-Arms.]
It's a Drachadon! A hungry Drachadon, and we're taking him to lunch at the Palace.
Not if we stop you first.
I'm sorry, He-Man, but you weren't invited.
[cackling.]
[roaring.]
Let's go.
[Battle Cat roaring.]
Here comes the other one.
[Stratos.]
Catch me if you can, you flying freak! [creature shrieks.]
[creature shrieking.]
He won't be going anywhere for a while.
[shrieking.]
Thanks, Stratos.
Now let's get back to the others.
Stratos, could you fly Teela and Man-At-Arms back to the Palace? - Sure.
No problem.
- Good.
We've got to catch up with Skeletor and his monster.
[chorus.]
He-Man And they have a big head start.
[roaring.]
[Randor.]
Edwina? [Edwina.]
Oh, Uncle Randor.
Have you been down here all this time, girl? Your aunt and I have missed you.
I'm sorry, Uncle, but you have such lovely things.
These gaudy trinkets? Come, I'll show you some real sights.
If you insist.
[Drachadon roars.]
Oh! What's happening? A Drachadon! But they've been extinct for ages! [Skeletor.]
Greetings, King Randor.
Unless you'd like my pet here to demolish the Palace, you'll surrender to me immediately.
My dear, in order to protect you and the kingdom, I must agree.
[ominous music.]
[door creaking.]
[Beast Man hisses and snarls.]
[Beast Man.]
Get in there! [shimmering tone.]
Are you all right, Orko? Yeah, I think so.
That monster Skeletor! He'll pay for this.
Why isn't someone doing anything to get us out of here? You there, Gorpo, or Borkooh, aren't you a magician or something? [Orko.]
Well, I'm better with rabbits and silk tricks than jail cells.
I don't care.
I want out! [quirky music.]
Powers of magic, hear my plea.
Vanish these bars, and let us go free.
[shimmering tone.]
They're gone.
[shimmering tone.]
Hey! I did it! Uh, well, sort of.
I'm getting out of here! [Orko.]
Wait! Where are you going? We have to help the others! You can stay with those monsters if you want, but I'm - [Drachadon roars.]
- [Edwina yelps.]
Oh! [roars.]
[dramatic music.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[roaring.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[both roaring.]
[Orko.]
He-Man! Skeletor has taken over the Palace.
Stratos! Skeletor and the others are inside.
We'll take care of them.
[chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man [roaring.]
- [chorus.]
He-Man - [roaring.]
Whew! He's a tough one, Battle Cat.
Ahh! Yeah! But so am I! [roaring.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [ominous music.]
To my conquest of Eternia.
To our conquest, you mean.
[Teela.]
Can we join the party? [Beast Man.]
Argh! Man-At-Arms! [Evil-Lyn.]
Teela! Get them, you fools! [dramatic music.]
[zapping.]
[crash.]
[screams.]
[shimmering tone.]
[Evil-Lyn.]
Ugh! Put me down! [Stratos.]
As you wish.
Ugh! [Man-At-Arms.]
It's just you against us, Skeletor.
Fool! Did you think I'd face you myself? [Drachadon roars.]
You have to defeat my pet first! [roaring.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[Orko.]
Look up there! On the monster's back! [growling.]
I don't see anything.
[Orko.]
It's my magic medallion.
It must have stuck to the monster when he came out of the swamp.
Orko, wait! Come back! [Drachadon roaring.]
[straining.]
Come on now! Gotta get you loose! - Oh, I wish you'd come out.
- [shimmering tone.]
[chorus.]
He-Man Hey! It worked! Orko! We'll keep the monster busy while you think up a spell to send it back.
[chorus.]
He-Man [Drachadon roars.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [Drachadon roars.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[He-Man.]
I think you bit off more than you can chew this time.
Then again, maybe you didn't.
[Drachadon roars.]
[Edwina.]
Orko, wait! Huh? Oh, Lady Edwina.
Oh, Orko, I saw what you did.
You can do anything with that magic charm.
[Orko.]
Uh, yeah, but right now, I have to use it to save my friends.
Who cares about them? Wish us away from this awful place.
[Orko.]
I couldn't do that.
Oh, think of all the gold and jewels we could have.
We could be rich, without a care in the world.
And I'd be your very best friend.
- [warbling tone.]
- [sighs.]
[shimmering tone.]
Nope! My friends were right.
You don't like me.
You only like the things this medallion can do.
Ugh, I wish none of this had ever happened.
[shimmering tone.]
[Drachadon roars.]
[shimmering tones.]
Orko, you were very brave using your magic medallion to save us.
I'm sorry you had to lose your wonderful amulet, but we both thank you for what you did.
Ahh, t'weren't nothin'.
But you, Lady Edwina, have behaved in a shameful manner.
[Randor.]
Until you mend your rude and selfish ways, you are no longer welcome here.
[dramatic music.]
[Orko.]
Uh, Lady Edwina? I know we didn't get along, but I'd like to give you this to remember me by.
Well, at least someone still appreciates me.
I thought Orko learned you can't buy friends with presents.
- [toy laughs.]
- [Edwina screams.]
[quirky playful music.]
Actually, I think that's a lesson Orko will never forget.
[laughter.]
Today's story was about something more precious, more valuable than gold or silver.
It's called friendship.
Orko learned that friendship can't be bought.
Giving somebody a present may get that person to act as if he or she is your friend, but don't be fooled.
A real friend is someone who likes you for yourself, not your presents.
So don't try to buy friendship.
Just be yourself and treat others with honesty and respect, and then you'll know the friends you make will be real ones.
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the power of Grayskull!" [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [roaring.]
[He-Man.]
Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret: our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms, and Orko.
Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.
[cackling.]
[dramatic music.]
[Orko.]
Wow! That's keen! Whoo! If you think that's something, wait until you see my cousin, Lady Edwina.
See? What'd I tell ya? [Orko stammers.]
Oh, wow! Uncle Randor, Auntie Marlena.
- How nice to see you both again.
- Welcome, Edwina.
It's good to have you back in Eternos.
I really should've visited before, but with all the parties I have to attend, I can hardly get away.
You remember Adam, of course.
Can this really be little Adam? [Edwina.]
Oh, just look at the way you've grown.
I swear, if we weren't cousins [giggles.]
Edwina, let me present Orko, our resident magician.
Ugh! Ohhello.
[Orko stammers.]
And our Man-At-Arms, Duncan, and his daughter, Captain Teela.
Oh, how do you do? Well, I'd love to stay and chat with the help [Edwina.]
But I'm really rather tired.
The help? Why If you'd be kind enough to show me to my room, Adam? Of course.
[quirky music.]
[Edwina.]
Good day, Your Majesties, Man-At-Arms, and Tee-Pee.
That's Teela.
She may be the King's niece, but I've never met a ruder, more arrogant [Orko.]
Sweeter and lovelier and prettier Oh, come on, Orko! You can't be serious.
I am serious.
I think she's beautiful.
[quirky suspenseful music.]
[shimmering tone.]
[shimmering tone.]
- Yes? - Greetings, Lady Edwina.
I brought you this as a welcoming present.
Oh, what a lovelybrooch.
[Edwina.]
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I didn't bring anything um, suitable to wear with it.
[Edwina.]
Thanks anyway, Porko.
[door bangs.]
It's Orko.
[sad whimsical music.]
Oh, Orko.
Rats! Hey, take it easy, little buddy.
[sentimental music.]
If I wasn't a poor, little nobody, I could give her a real gift.
Then she'd really like me.
Orko, you can't buy a friend, not a real one, at least.
Sure.
Just be yourself, old pal.
You've got a lot going for you.
[Edwina.]
Hello, everyone.
You may not know it, Edwina, but you're in the presence of a hero.
Huh? What hero? - Oh, really? - Yup.
Years ago, Orko saved my life.
It happened in the Season of Storms, back when I was a kid.
Cringer and I were out playing that day and had wandered far from the palace.
Suddenly, a storm broke loose, and we found ourselves lost in the Tar Swamps.
[Cringer stammers.]
Ooh, Adam, I'm so scared! Oh, don't worry, Cringer.
We'll be all right.
[He-Man.]
But we weren't the only ones in the swamp that day.
[dramatic music.]
[warbling and shimmering tones.]
Hey! Whawhawhere am I? This isn't Trolla.
[He-Man.]
Somehow the storm's incredible power had opened a temporary doorway, which pulled Orko out of his world and stranded him on ours.
[Young Adam.]
Help! Help! [Orko.]
Uh-oh! They're in trouble! Hang on, kid! I'll save you! Oh, magic medallion, hear my command, and give these two a helping hand.
[warbling tone.]
[shimmering tones.]
[whimsical music.]
Another job well done by Orko the Great! Whoops! [He-Man.]
Because of his bravery, we adopted Orko and made him a member of the royal court.
And that's how my little friend here became a hero.
Could that charm you lost really work magic? [Orko.]
Oh, sure.
My medallion could conjure up just about anything.
Well, it's too bad you don't have it now.
Hmm.
[dramatic music.]
Orko? Hmm, it's not like Orko to miss breakfast.
I don't think he's been here all night.
[Teela.]
Look! His bed hasn't been slept in.
Yesterday, he was talking about the magic medallion he lost in the Tar Swamp.
You don't think he'd really I'm afraid so, and we'd better find him before he gets there.
Once I find the magic medallion, I'll wish up a great present for Edwina.
I seem to remember it was right around here.
[snarls.]
Ahh! What's that? [gasps.]
[whispering.]
Yipe! Hmm.
[Skeletor.]
Beast Man! Get over here, you furry fool.
We'll soon have need of your special [cackling softly.]
talents.
[Skeletor.]
You have the primeval potion? Right here.
With this magic brew, I can bring back any of the prehistoric monsters that perished in this swamp, and I'll use those monsters in my conquest of Palace Eternia.
The Palace? Oh, no! I gotta warn them.
- [creature growling.]
- Yikes! Eh, who's there? It's the king's fool, Orko! Leave this to me.
Powers of darkness, - make wings appear - [shimmering tone.]
[Evil-Lyn.]
And fly that sprite back over here! [shimmering tone.]
[Orko.]
Hey! Well, well, a little visitor.
[cackling.]
You big bully.
You'll never get away with this.
[Orko.]
He-Man'll stop ya.
Oh, really? Show the little rodent what we have planned for He-Man, Evil-Lyn.
[creatures shrieking.]
[Beast Man snarling.]
Look at what's coming now.
[roaring.]
Beast Man, use your mental power to tame and command that creature.
- [warbling tone.]
- Aah! [roaring.]
[Beast Man.]
There.
Tame as a kitten.
Good.
Now to take the Palace.
[chorus.]
He-Man It's a good thing Adam decided not to come.
I know he means well, but his bumbling would only get in the way.
Well, if he can contact He-Man for us, he'll be doing more than his share.
By the power of Grayskull! [chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man I have the power! [chorus.]
He-Man [zapping.]
[shimmering tone.]
[roaring.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [creatures shrieking.]
[grumbling.]
Listen.
A Wind Raider! I hear it, you oaf.
Let's send our royal friends a welcoming committee.
[cackling.]
[creatures shrieking.]
Look out! [creatures shrieking.]
Look, Cat! Teela and Man-At-Arms are in trouble! [Man-At-Arms.]
Oh! We're hit! No! They're gonna crash! [dramatic music.]
Teela! Duncan! [Man-At-Arms.]
Up here, He-Man! [Stratos.]
So when I saw you were in trouble, I flew down to help.
It's a good thing you were nearby, Stratos.
I'd still like to know where those monsters came from.
I don't know, but I'll bet you anything Skeletor is mixed up in this.
[Skeletor.]
Right, He-Fool! [He-Man.]
Skeletor! Let Orko go or I'll This troublesome Trollan is the least of your worries.
Look.
[Man-At-Arms.]
It's a Drachadon! A hungry Drachadon, and we're taking him to lunch at the Palace.
Not if we stop you first.
I'm sorry, He-Man, but you weren't invited.
[cackling.]
[roaring.]
Let's go.
[Battle Cat roaring.]
Here comes the other one.
[Stratos.]
Catch me if you can, you flying freak! [creature shrieks.]
[creature shrieking.]
He won't be going anywhere for a while.
[shrieking.]
Thanks, Stratos.
Now let's get back to the others.
Stratos, could you fly Teela and Man-At-Arms back to the Palace? - Sure.
No problem.
- Good.
We've got to catch up with Skeletor and his monster.
[chorus.]
He-Man And they have a big head start.
[roaring.]
[Randor.]
Edwina? [Edwina.]
Oh, Uncle Randor.
Have you been down here all this time, girl? Your aunt and I have missed you.
I'm sorry, Uncle, but you have such lovely things.
These gaudy trinkets? Come, I'll show you some real sights.
If you insist.
[Drachadon roars.]
Oh! What's happening? A Drachadon! But they've been extinct for ages! [Skeletor.]
Greetings, King Randor.
Unless you'd like my pet here to demolish the Palace, you'll surrender to me immediately.
My dear, in order to protect you and the kingdom, I must agree.
[ominous music.]
[door creaking.]
[Beast Man hisses and snarls.]
[Beast Man.]
Get in there! [shimmering tone.]
Are you all right, Orko? Yeah, I think so.
That monster Skeletor! He'll pay for this.
Why isn't someone doing anything to get us out of here? You there, Gorpo, or Borkooh, aren't you a magician or something? [Orko.]
Well, I'm better with rabbits and silk tricks than jail cells.
I don't care.
I want out! [quirky music.]
Powers of magic, hear my plea.
Vanish these bars, and let us go free.
[shimmering tone.]
They're gone.
[shimmering tone.]
Hey! I did it! Uh, well, sort of.
I'm getting out of here! [Orko.]
Wait! Where are you going? We have to help the others! You can stay with those monsters if you want, but I'm - [Drachadon roars.]
- [Edwina yelps.]
Oh! [roars.]
[dramatic music.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[roaring.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[both roaring.]
[Orko.]
He-Man! Skeletor has taken over the Palace.
Stratos! Skeletor and the others are inside.
We'll take care of them.
[chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man [chorus.]
He-Man [roaring.]
- [chorus.]
He-Man - [roaring.]
Whew! He's a tough one, Battle Cat.
Ahh! Yeah! But so am I! [roaring.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [ominous music.]
To my conquest of Eternia.
To our conquest, you mean.
[Teela.]
Can we join the party? [Beast Man.]
Argh! Man-At-Arms! [Evil-Lyn.]
Teela! Get them, you fools! [dramatic music.]
[zapping.]
[crash.]
[screams.]
[shimmering tone.]
[Evil-Lyn.]
Ugh! Put me down! [Stratos.]
As you wish.
Ugh! [Man-At-Arms.]
It's just you against us, Skeletor.
Fool! Did you think I'd face you myself? [Drachadon roars.]
You have to defeat my pet first! [roaring.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[Orko.]
Look up there! On the monster's back! [growling.]
I don't see anything.
[Orko.]
It's my magic medallion.
It must have stuck to the monster when he came out of the swamp.
Orko, wait! Come back! [Drachadon roaring.]
[straining.]
Come on now! Gotta get you loose! - Oh, I wish you'd come out.
- [shimmering tone.]
[chorus.]
He-Man Hey! It worked! Orko! We'll keep the monster busy while you think up a spell to send it back.
[chorus.]
He-Man [Drachadon roars.]
[chorus.]
He-Man [Drachadon roars.]
[Battle Cat roars.]
[He-Man.]
I think you bit off more than you can chew this time.
Then again, maybe you didn't.
[Drachadon roars.]
[Edwina.]
Orko, wait! Huh? Oh, Lady Edwina.
Oh, Orko, I saw what you did.
You can do anything with that magic charm.
[Orko.]
Uh, yeah, but right now, I have to use it to save my friends.
Who cares about them? Wish us away from this awful place.
[Orko.]
I couldn't do that.
Oh, think of all the gold and jewels we could have.
We could be rich, without a care in the world.
And I'd be your very best friend.
- [warbling tone.]
- [sighs.]
[shimmering tone.]
Nope! My friends were right.
You don't like me.
You only like the things this medallion can do.
Ugh, I wish none of this had ever happened.
[shimmering tone.]
[Drachadon roars.]
[shimmering tones.]
Orko, you were very brave using your magic medallion to save us.
I'm sorry you had to lose your wonderful amulet, but we both thank you for what you did.
Ahh, t'weren't nothin'.
But you, Lady Edwina, have behaved in a shameful manner.
[Randor.]
Until you mend your rude and selfish ways, you are no longer welcome here.
[dramatic music.]
[Orko.]
Uh, Lady Edwina? I know we didn't get along, but I'd like to give you this to remember me by.
Well, at least someone still appreciates me.
I thought Orko learned you can't buy friends with presents.
- [toy laughs.]
- [Edwina screams.]
[quirky playful music.]
Actually, I think that's a lesson Orko will never forget.
[laughter.]
Today's story was about something more precious, more valuable than gold or silver.
It's called friendship.
Orko learned that friendship can't be bought.
Giving somebody a present may get that person to act as if he or she is your friend, but don't be fooled.
A real friend is someone who likes you for yourself, not your presents.
So don't try to buy friendship.
Just be yourself and treat others with honesty and respect, and then you'll know the friends you make will be real ones.